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  • 9 Of The Best Surfaces/Furniture to Have Sex On At Home

    I had a little bit of an embarrassing moment this past weekend, that I shall not explain in detail, but instead, will use to extend a little bit of advice: Don’t have sex on a hammock unless you have the balance of a gold medal gymnast, or you’ll end up bruised and limping and not in the good way.

    So basically, that got me thinking. What are the best surfaces/furniture to have sex on at home? You betcha a hammock isn’t going to be on this list.

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    October 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 11001

  • 6 Reasons Why Sex With MILFs Is The Best

    MILFs! Everybody wants to fuck them, right? I mean, “I’d Like To Fuck” makes up 3/4 of the acronym.

    Well, according to Time Magazine’s feature on Christian Rudder’s Dataclysm, it seems that MILFs may not be as beloved as we thought.

    Rudder, a co-founder of OkCupid and Harvard-educated data scientist, analyzed millions of records to figure out how we scramble for love online. Though analyzing OkCupid and other dating site browsing data is sure to only reveal the worst in people, there was one insight that I found deeply unsettling.

    According to Rudder’s research, men of all ages are by far looking for women in their early 20’s. That’s not the unsettling part. The OkCupid data revealed that while men often set their age filters for women into their 30’s and beyond, rarely do they contact a woman over 29.


    While that in itself is deeply unsettling, I’m mostly disturbed by the stupidity of the men looking for love online for ignoring an age group that is widely regarded to have the hottest sex imaginable.

    In order to help the MILFs and Mature babes of OkCupid get laid, here are 6 reasons why sex with MILFs is the bestContinue Reading

    September 10, 2014 • Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 23157

  • Do’s And Don’ts of Making Amateur Porn

    Take a moment and ask yourself “Self, what makes a great porno flick?”

    Is it the stars?

    The mood?

    Is it the simulated fantasy of putting yourself in the movie so that you can furiously blow a load all over yourself before snapping back to reality?

    Whatever your fancy may be, the basic recipe is almost always the same. Take two or more people, set the tone with some sort of pre-sex eroticism to get everyone all hot and heavy then get down to the nitty gritty. Badda boom you’ve got yourself instant porno, right?

    While the composition of porn may be similar in nature, it’s not that simple. The men and women who film, produce, act in and edit the pornos you watch are professionals and have a very distinct eye for what’s hot and what’s not. These veterans of the industry have learned from the errors of others in the past and provide you with a quality adult product day in and day out.

    I’ve made more than a few homemade porn flicks in my time, some of which might even be in the amateur section of but none really turned out all that great. Sure, you’d get a good scene sometimes or maybe a snippet of 30 seconds that is crazy hot, but most amateurs suck at filming porn. That’s why they’re still amateurs.

    Fear not! With some basic direction and a little practice, you can make your own homemade studio quality porno for all to enjoy for years to come!  Continue Reading

    September 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 6063

  • Help! I Want To Fuck My Friend’s Brother – Chico’s Sex Advice

    Welcome back to another edition of Chico’s Sex Advice where I use all my expertise as a sexpert to answer any questions my beloved readers may have about sex.

    If you need sex advice or if you have a question about sex that needs answering, feel free to send an email to OR use the contact form and I’ll answer as quickly as possible.

    Today’s question comes from E.Sweetie. She writes:

    “Hi Chico. My best friend’s younger brother just moved back to our home town. When he left, he was a gangly teen, but now he’s returned a full-grown and gorgeous man. I’ve been in a bit of a sexual slump recently because there are hardly any attractive single men in our town. What I wanna know is, is it wrong that I want to sleep with my friend’s brother?”


    Is it wrong that you want to fuck your friend’s brother? No. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to fuck your friend’s brother.  Continue Reading

    September 5, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 18225

  • Five Oral Sex Charts You Wish You Had Seen In High School

    Cause honestly, the stuff they teach you in high school sex ed nowadays is so inadequate, some people still think foreplay is optional.

    I have previously giving my own oral sex tips, which you can go back and look at here, but you can never know too much about oral sex, right? And anyway, I find that diagrams are both more fun and a hell of a lot more helpful than written sex tips. Some of these handy diagrams even gave me some ideas.  Continue Reading

    August 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 25278

  • 5 Different Role Play Scenarios

    Here at we like to spice things up fairly frequently. That is obviously not to say we don’t appreciate the classics, because of course we do… but when it comes to role play scenarios, I think it’s time to add some sugar and spice and mix up the lists that usually only add “teacher/student”, “secretary/boss”, or “nurse/patient” as plausible and fun role play scenarios (our holiday-themed 4th of July role play scenarios, Christmas role play scenarios and Thanksgiving role play scenarios notwithstanding, nor our Domination role play scenarios). So here we go:  Continue Reading

    August 28, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 13210

  • Having Sex While On Your Period – Yay or Nay?

    There’s an unspoken rule amongst many men about ‘that time of the month.’  If your girlfriend is on her period, that’s your cue to break out a book or newspaper in bed for a week or so.  It’s kind of understandable – having sex while on one’s period can be an extremely messy activity.  Man’s reluctance to get in the menstrual mix has led, in turn, to many women remarking that ‘we can’t have sex, I’m on my period.’

    But why does this stigma exist?  I’ve personally had sex with people on their periods plenty of times, and, as long as your partner isn’t ‘flowin like crazy, it’s not a big deal.  In a way, I actually find it to be quite arousing, if the circumstances are right.

    So, as you’ve probably already guessed, I’m a staunch supporter of period sex.  But beyond any personal quirks of mine, there’s some actual objective benefits to fucking ’round that time of the month.

    Nerve recently took a very detailed look at the pros and cons of sex during menstruation, but here’s the Coles Notes for y’all lazy motherfuckers.  Continue Reading

    August 1, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sexual Health • Views: 31188

  • Sex Tips from 1894 Are Really Stupid and Make Sex Sound Lame

    But newsflash, sex ain’t actually lame. Still, if the idea that sex is lame is being continually drilled into your brain by the media, you’d probably start to believe it. Like how I believe that 9/11 was an inside job after watching ‘Spare Change’ on Youtube 800 times consecutively.

    You know how you read sex tips in magazines like Cosmo and the like, and you think to yourself, “None of these sex tips sound even remotely arousing and in fact most of them are completely ridiculous and sound painful/disgusting?” Well, though I admittedly don’t read Cosmo very often, the above question is what’s usually running through my mind when I do.

    It turns out that horrible sex advice pointers have been doled out for over a century, and probably even further back than that. Cosmo, the magazine I was just dissing, recently posted some sex tips from 1894, and they’re actually pretty interesting. It seems like back then, women were trying their goddamn fucking hardest to hoodwink their husbands into never having sex.

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    July 22, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 7856

  • Tantric Sex For Beginners!

    Tantric sex. What is it?

    For the longest time, the only way I could explain tantric sex was, “That thing that Sting does instead of reuniting with The Police.” Another common way of explaining tantric sex would be, “It’s like sex that lasts for hours and hours. You know, like how Sting has sex.”

    But tantric sex is more than sex that lasts for hours or something that Sting does. It’s a way of approaching sex and intimacy that emphasizes a deeper connection with your partner. Doesn’t that sound intriguing?

    Well I hope so because you’re about get an introduction to tantric sex!

    As mentioned above, most people believe that tantric sex is lovemaking that lasts forever. And while tantric sex does tend to last longer than your average “stick it in and see what happens” sex, most of that time isn’t spent on the sex part of tantric sex.

    To be more precise, Tantra and tantric sex is slow lovemaking that doesn’t always result in orgasm. The etymology of word “Tantra” is Sanskrit for “woven together”. And thus when you are having tantric sex, you are not only weaving together man and woman, but your physical and spiritual self.

    So how does it work?

    First thing, breathe together. Breathing together is your introduction to TANTRA.

    Sit on the bed facing each other. Stare into each other’s eyes and hold the gaze. Clothing is optional.

    While you stare into each other’s eyes, start to synchronize your breathing until a rhythm forms and you get lost in. They inhale, you exhale, they exhale, you inhale. This leaves you both breathing each other. Pretty sensual and spiritual right?

    Once the breathing rhythm is created and you’re lost in each other’s eyes, initiate intimacy by either kissing without touching or touching without kissing. I know how confusing that sounds but it’s really quite simple. Start with a full-body massage, while taking note of their reaction to your touch in all the places of their body. Then have them do the same for you. BUT NO KISSING!

    But if you’re not a full-body massage type, try the kissing without touching. This means only one of you kisses the other while they give themselves over completely to the one doing the kissing. The kisser explores the kisssee’s mouth with their tongue and then the reverse.


    Then it’s just a matter of breaking down sexual taboos. Step out of your sexual comfort zone. Step out of your sexual routine. Doing this will have a liberating effect that leaves you open to new forms of pleasure. What’s the best way to start? How about talking?

    Now, I don’t mean dirty talking. I mean a frank, uninhibited discussion about sex. Maybe start with a post-coital compliment. “Damn girl I love the way yo ass be bouncing.” You know, sweet-talk. Take it from there and just see how much your sex life improves.

    Now these are just the steps for beginners. Tantra is a 5,000 year old practice that you simply cannot master in a single blog post. Mind you, follow these instructions and you’ll be on your way to erotic enlightenment.

    Let us know if your introduction to tantric sex was a success in the comments! If it was, we’ll start teaching you more advanced tantric sex techniques!


    July 18, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 25068

  • How To Sex Chat With A Long Distance Girlfriend – Chico’s Sex Advice

    Welcome back to another edition of Chico’s Sex Advice where I use all my expertise as a sexpert to answer any questions my beloved readers may have about sex.

    If you need sex advice or if you have a question about sex that needs answering, feel free to send an email to OR use the contact form and I’ll answer as quickly as possible.

    Today’s question comes from JOHNNY ANONYMOUS:

    “Hi Chico. I was just wondering how I should ask my long distance girlfriend to have a sex chat with me? You know, I want to ask her in a way that won’t be rude or offensive to her. Thanks!”


    How does one broach the topic of engaging in a sex chat with a significant other that’s hundreds of miles away?

    Let me start by commending you for committing to a long distance relationship. Anyone who has been in a long distance relationship (including myself) will tell anyone that opts for a long distance relationship in lieu of breaking up that you’re making a terrible decision. Even relationships where you and your significant other live in the same city can be a massive undertaking. Long distance only amplifies the workload and rarely yields the same rewards.

    Aside from the few and far between days you spend together while in a long distance relationship (which are often amazing because it’s whole days having non-stop sex), the majority of your time together is spent on the phone, on Skype or whatever your preferred method of communication having the most mundane conversations about the daily going-ons of your life. More often than not (at least in my own experience), you end up cancelling plans with friends just to talk about nothing with your significant other as a means of proving you’re still faithful to your partner. And over time, you start resent your significant other because all you end up doing is keeping each other updated on how your lives are growing apart.

    So how can we avoid this resentment and the feeling that you’re growing apart? Well, in my mind the simplest solution is to make it more fun and worth your while with a sex chat.

    But how to bring it up?

    If I were you, I’d start by dropping hints in your conversation that you’d like to turn this daily update into a sex chat. Say something like, “Everyone’s away for the weekend. It’s so lonely in this apartment. What would you do with me if you were here with me right now?” And then if she replies with something like, “I’d fuck you in every room of your apartment. We’d fuck on every fuckable surface in your home.” She’s taken the bait and before you know it, you’re having the sex chat you’ve longed for.

    Of course, your girlfriend might be the shy type and may not engage in a sex chat so freely. If that’s the case, wait until you’re having a late-night Skype session. The idea here is that she’ll be on Skype in some comfortable bedtime clothes like a tank top or crop top or a big billowing T-shirt. If she’s dressed as such, remind her how much you miss her…specifically her body. Then beg for a little tease. You never know, she might be super flattered and let you see some titty. From there you can escalate into a more serious sex chat.

    But the best way to ask your long distance girlfriend to have a sex chat with you is simply by being direct. Just ask her straight up, “Would you ever consider having a sex chat with me?” Though you will struggle to ask this question due to its awkward nature, it’s honestly the best way to find out if a sex chat will ever be on the table. Chances are that she’ll be interested because she’s in this relationship too. She has to put up with making her schedule around keeping in contact with you as well with little reward too. It’s not rude to gauge her interest.

    Maybe she’ll be receptive to the idea of webcamming but not phone sex. Maybe she’ll want to sext and nothing more. Sexuality is a highly individual thing that can be manifested and expressed in a number of different ways. That’s why you need to take a deep breath, muster up some confidence, throw caution to the wind and ask if she’s ever considered having a sex chat. If so, you can guys can then work out the terms of your sex chatting. But as Wayne Gretzky said…you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. So take this shot and you might just score!

    As long as you’re not forcing a sex chat, I have a feeling that she’ll be receptive to the idea simply because it will help stoke the fires of your passionate relationship. Right?

    Worse case scenario, you can cite growing apart and resentment I spoke about earlier in this post. But first and foremost, gauge her interest and explain to her why engaging in some playful sex chats is something you think could help maintain a healthy long distance relationship. Just because you’re miles away doesn’t mean your sex lives need to take a hit.

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    July 10, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 25661