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  • Anna Kendrick, Dildo Expert

    Last night on Letterman, Dave debuted a new holiday toy called the Cat Paw.

    His guest, Anna Kendrick, was quick to point out that Dave’s Cat Paw toy is really just a repackaged, furry dildo.

    Watch Anna Kendrick know a dildo when she sees it below.  Continue Reading

    December 17, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex News, Stuff • Views: 4956

  • The Jennifer Lawrence Love Doll Has Arrived

    Rule 34 states: If something exists, there’s also a porn version it…

    You’ve seen her sex-up the silver screen and you’ve seen her private nude pictures all over the internet, but now you can take Jennifer Lawrence home with you!

    Well…not really. She’s a movie star. She ain’t gonna go home with you!

    But you can now buy yourself a love doll modeled after Jennifer Lawrence!  Continue Reading

    December 10, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Toys • Views: 6191

  • I Cloned My Willy With The Clone-A-Willy Kit and My Girlfriend Dumped Me

    Writing the Blog comes with its fair share of perks. The biggest perk by far is receiving unsolicited packages in the mail (especially when they’re not riddled with an anthrax-like powder).

    A few weeks ago, I received a package that didn’t contain any anthrax-like powders. Instead, to my surprise, there was a Clone-A-Willy Kit for me to try.

    For those of you unfamiliar with the Clone-A-Willy Kit, it’s exactly what the name suggests. It’s a kit that contains everything you need to make a dildo that is replica of your penis in a matter of hours.

    Sounds fun, right? Who doesn’t want a dildo molded after their own penis?

    But there’s a problem with the Clone-A-Willy Kit that I could have never anticipated…It works too well!  Continue Reading

    December 10, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 3227

  • This Is The Perfect Present for Cumshot Fanatics

    Every good masturbator knows that disposing of the evidence is an important of every fap session. After all, there’s nothing worse than someone asking, “What the hell are all these white stains everywhere?”

    So rather than cum wherever our hearts please, we are forced to cum in a combination of Kleenex, toilet paper, dish towels, paper towels, cut up beach towels, old socks, new socks and cardboard boxes, none of which are all that satisfying compared to cumming inside a vagina, ass or, best of all, a hot girl’s mouth.

    But that’s all about to change with Spankrags!  Continue Reading

    December 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Toys • Views: 7466

  • How To Use A Fleshlight with Your Lover

    When it comes to male masturbatory aids, this porn blog can only endorse trying a Fleshlight.


    Because Fleshlights are the best male sex toy on the market. It’s really as simple as that.

    Whenever we’ve written about Fleshlights in the past, we’ve only written about it in terms of solo use. So it’s time that we correct our omission of couples play with Fleshlights. Though Fleshlights are a lot of fun to use on yourself when you’re alone, it’s even better when you use it with a lover for some unforgettable foreplayContinue Reading

    November 25, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Toys • Views: 11414

  • Everything You Need To Know About Angela White’s New Fleshlight

    Last month, Fleshlight announced that busty, Australian porn sensation Angela White was the latest pornstar to get her anatomy molded for your pleasure by offering fans a chance to win a date with the big titted wonder from down under. Today, they’ve made their partnership official by releasing Angela White’s signature Fleshlight.

    Since we’re both Fleshlight aficionados and huge Angela White fans, we figure it would be a good idea to tell you everything you need to know about Angela White’s new Fleshlight (but were too afraid to ask).  Continue Reading

    November 5, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Toys • Views: 6974

  • Farrah Abraham Dressed Up As Elsa From Frozen To Sell Her Asshole

    Erotic novelist. Tone-deaf singer. Reluctant pornstar. MILF minus the “I’d Like To Fuck”.

    These are the titles that come to mind whenever I think about Farrah Abraham.

    But now, she’ll always be the creepiest version of Elsa from Disney’s Frozen because Farrah Abraham was in an Elsa costume to sell molds of her vagina and asshole in Hollywood earlier this week.  Continue Reading

    October 30, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 9460

  • Vërspanken, A Sex Toy For Men, Somehow Makes Masturbation Even More Fun

    Last week, a mysterious package was delivered to my desk. Whenever a mysterious package arrives for me, I immediately assume that it contains some type of anthrax-bomb sent by anti-porn conservatives to finally end my blatant propagation of internet pornography. But to my delight, it wasn’t an anthrax-bomb!

    No, the mysterious package contained a brand new Vërspanken…For Men, a new sex toy for men that aims to capture that feeling of sliding in and out of a tight pussy that takes you to the edge of ecstasy. And let me tell you…the Vërspanken…For Men does a damn good job of capturing that feeling.

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    October 21, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 9367

  • Finally, A Lube That Will Make Jerking Off In The Shower Awesome

    We’ve gone over this before, but let me repeat it…you should be using lube! Dark ages ended a long time ago, so there’s no need for you to be raw-dogging it. If you’re still not using lube, then you need to see the Top 8 Reasons Why You Should Be Using Lube before we continue.


    Ok great, now that we’re all using lube, now we can continue.

    While there are lubes that moisturize, warm, cool, tighten, numb and smell, for Timothy Killian there was something missing. That void Timothy Killian spotted in the lube industry is precisely what made him found a company called Weverse and create Shower JerkContinue Reading

    October 9, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 11202

  • Vaginal Shrink Cream Is Downright Disturbing

    “Recapture your vagina’s youth so you can feel tight and wanted again” is the slogan for just one of several vaginal shrink creams available on the market today. Everyone likes a tight pussy, but not like this. Not like this… Continue Reading

    October 8, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex News • Views: 6917

  • The Shibari Halo Is Guaranteed To Make Your Lesbian Lover Scream

    I’m always telling you guys to keep things exciting in the bedroom and since I’m the sort of girl who takes my own advice, my on again/off again partner (who asked to be called Anna in the article) and I gladly spiced things up a bit with a new toy.

    I have to start by saying that the Shibari Halo definitely exceeded mine and Anna’s expectations. And by that I mean that it’s responsible for one of the quickest orgasms I have ever experienced. It only took me a couple of minutes on the lowest setting to get me where I needed to go and Anna, who is usually someone who prefers dildos to vibrators, was so extremely loud while we were using the wand, I had to tell her to shut up.

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    October 7, 2014 • Reviews, Sex, Toys • Views: 7347

  • The Handie Claims To Be The Ultimate Sex Toy For Men

    Has anyone found themselves thinking recently, “Man…sex toys for men are like totally lackluster!” If you have, then do I ever have good news for you!

    Introducing the world’s first ever finishing tool for men…

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    October 2, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 12192

  • Danish Restaurant Selling Sex Toys With Burgers

    A burger joint in Copenhagen, Denmark is causing some controversy…and not just because a burger with only ketchup costs 15,000 Danish krone ($2567.91. The joke here is that Denmark is ridiculously expensive. Just ask a Danish person!)

    As of Thursday, Danish burger joint HOT BUNS has added dildos, vibrators, whips and several other varieties of sex toys to their menu.  Continue Reading

    September 26, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12773

  • Missy Martinez Survives Freak Sex Toy Accident

    What words come to mind when thinking of pornstar Missy Martinez?  Continue Reading

    September 22, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 11376

  • The Best Homemade Sex Toy EVER, Reviewed

    Earlier this month, a Youtube tutorial titled “how to make the best homemade sex toy EVER” blew up on the internet. The video has garnered over 1.5 million views and was featured on Jezebel and BroBible.

    As far as Youtube tutorials go, it was probably the creepiest one we’ve ever seen.

    The video is totally silent with an unusually inconsistent frame rate. The visuals and the annotations explain how you can make the best homemade sex toy EVER. All you need is a couple of tube socks, a latex glove, a rubber band, a blanket, something fluffy like a mattress pad, some seat belts or rope and absolutely no self-respect. Watch the video below in case you haven’t seen it yet.

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    September 12, 2014 • Reviews, Sex, Toys • Views: 31488

  • Interview: Phil Varone Talks Fucking and Filming Groupies

    Recently, I wrote a review of Vivid Entertainment’s Phil Varone Groupies: Music from Behind the Scenes.  Ultimately, I praised the movie for its sense of humour, light-heartedness and extremely sexy amateur vibe.  If you haven’t checked out my review, you totally should, and then you should sign up for Vivid Entertainment and watch the entire film as well as the other great celebrity sex tapes that they offer!

    Here’s a trailer for Phil Varone’s latest movie if you haven’t checked it out:

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    September 11, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 7742

  • Natasha and Natalia Starr Want To Sell You Their Pussy Juice

    The Starr Sisters (Natasha Starr and Natalia Starr) have entered into the wonderful world of branded lubes thanks to a new deal with Pussy Juicy Lube. The Polish porn duo have provided their very own, 100% natural, sexual secretions for the creation of the product, which is the first personal moisturizer of its kind.

    That’s right. Natasha and Natalia Starr have bottled their pussy juice and are selling it so that you can imagine that you’re actually having sex with the Starr sister of your choice while having sex with your significant other or just fapping alone.

    “I’m so proud to be representing such a sexy and amazing product,” says Natasha Starr. “It’s the easiest way for our fans to get close to us, because it’s made from my own vaginal juices. Now when you watch my scenes or enjoy my photo shoots, you can really feel how much I love you!”

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    September 9, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 14571

  • No Love For The Glov

    The Glov, a relatively garish sexessory that helps turn a humanoid arm into a bionic banging machine, might just be the most buzzed-about sex toy to never get made. Although creators of the Glov only recently launched a crowdfunding campaign to finance the creation of this bright pink beast, the pleasure product has already received mixed reviews from websites like Vice, TechCrunch and Cosmopolitan. It seems like everybody and their mom has managed to chime in about the thing without having given it a whirl yet, so I figured it’s high time I donate my two cents.

    But first! Here’s a quick introduction video to the Glov:

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    September 9, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 5524

  • Fleshlight Do’s And Don’ts

    For those of you that aren’t yet in the know, masturbating with your hand is so 1997. When Steve Shubin was granted a patent for Fleshlight in 1998, he found a better way to masturbate that’s benefited millions of men around the world. Why would you give yourself a handjob to get off when you could be simulating sex with a life-like vagina, mouth or ass that can be discreetly hidden as an oversized flashlight?

    Even though using a Fleshlight makes masturbating with your hand completely obsolete, there are still some men afraid to take the plunge. In order to help you see the light and have more fun masturbating with a Fleshlight, we’ve decided to tell you about the Do’s and Don’ts of proper Fleshlight use. Ready to find out how you can be having more fun while masturbating?


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    August 19, 2014 • Porn, Porn Lists, Sex, Toys • Views: 30697

  • Two New Jenna Haze Fleshlights Now Available For 25% Off & Free Shipping!

    Jenna Haze hasn’t shot a porn scene since 2011, yet three years later she’s still one of the most popular pornstars on the internet.

    Given that the world of internet porn has such a short attention span, always craving new girls, how has this girl managed to stay on top? Not only stay on stop but have a fan base that’s been growing consistently? Well, I have one theory…


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    August 13, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Toys • Views: 18915