They say that imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but when someone takes an inferior product and tries to pass it off as the world’s best-selling male sex toy…that’s just down right insulting. Continue Reading
Sex toy manufacturer Fun Factory announced their revolutionary new product today. It’s called “Orgasmia” and it is described as “the first motorized medical implant designed exclusively for pleasure.”
Though I’ve always been curious about boning in a sex swing, it’s not something that I’ve ever been tempted to pursue. Mostly because a quality sex swing costs $169.95, which is a huge investment for something that my girlfriends would not be into.
However, I just stumbled on this video on Sex.com that features Alexis Adams and her perfect tits getting fucked in a sex swing. And it’s got me thinking, “Who cares if my girlfriends won’t be into it? Fucking in a sex swing is something I got to try.”
Watch Alexis Adams get fucked in a sex swing below and let it inspire you to invest in this kinky accessory. Continue Reading
What the fuck. What in the actual fuck is happening to human civilization?
Someone actually thought, “Hey! You know what the world needs? A vibrator that lets you FaceTime from inside a vagina.”
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Continue Reading
I’ve recently got into the habit of carrying dice with me wherever I go.
Before, whenever I was delayed or in stasis for reasons beyond my control, I would hop on my white iPhone and browse the internet while quietly whispering to himself, “Don’t look at porn. Don’t look at porn. Don’t look at porn.”
But now with dice, I just roll those bones and make a quick buck from whoever is foolish enough to go toe to toe with me in a game of dice.
I’ve been feeling like a genius for having dice on me 24/7 but after watching this new video from Real Slut Party, that I’ve been a fool to carry regular dice when I could have been carrying sex dice this entire time. Continue Reading
Valentine’s Day is coming up quick and to ensure that you’re having the best sex of the season on the year’s most romantic day, you need to get a jar of Sex Butter.
Sex Butter is a special blend of organic essential oils blended to enhance sexual pleasure for men and women by moisturizing and heightening sensation during foreplay as well as intercourse. The increased moisture allows for everlasting sexual pleasure and relief from sexual pain.
I had the pleasure of trying Sex Butter last year and it has since become my personal favorite sexual enhancing product. It’s helped me and my partners bring our sexual satisfaction to new heights. Here are 5 reasons why Sex Butter is the perfect Valentine’s Day gift. Continue Reading
After reporting on the Vajankle, the grossest sex toy we’ve ever seen, we spent most of Monday browsing for sex toys that we thought were equally weird.
While cataloguing all the sex toys we thought were weird, we came across a sex toy that has perplexed us for years: the Heeldo.
For the uninitiated, the Heeldo is a harness that wraps around your foot, turning it into a dildo. But…why? And…how? Continue Reading
For everyone who has always wanted a Fleshlight but wished that they looked less like a flashlight and more like a severed foot, we’ve got good news! Such a thing exists!
Introducing the grossest sex toy we’ve even seen: The Vajankle! Continue Reading
As I’ve mentioned before, birthday sex has always weirded me out. It wasn’t until I saw Lola Foxx having birthday sex did I soften my objection to birthday sex.
Last night on Letterman, Dave debuted a new holiday toy called the Cat Paw.
His guest, Anna Kendrick, was quick to point out that Dave’s Cat Paw toy is really just a repackaged, furry dildo.
Watch Anna Kendrick know a dildo when she sees it below. Continue Reading
Rule 34 states: If something exists, there’s also a porn version it…
You’ve seen her sex-up the silver screen and you’ve seen her private nude pictures all over the internet, but now you can take Jennifer Lawrence home with you!
Well…not really. She’s a movie star. She ain’t gonna go home with you!
But you can now buy yourself a love doll modeled after Jennifer Lawrence! Continue Reading
Writing the Sex.com Blog comes with its fair share of perks. The biggest perk by far is receiving unsolicited packages in the mail (especially when they’re not riddled with an anthrax-like powder).
A few weeks ago, I received a package that didn’t contain any anthrax-like powders. Instead, to my surprise, there was a Clone-A-Willy Kit for me to try.
For those of you unfamiliar with the Clone-A-Willy Kit, it’s exactly what the name suggests. It’s a kit that contains everything you need to make a dildo that is replica of your penis in a matter of hours.
Sounds fun, right? Who doesn’t want a dildo molded after their own penis?
Every good masturbator knows that disposing of the evidence is an important of every fap session. After all, there’s nothing worse than someone asking, “What the hell are all these white stains everywhere?”
So rather than cum wherever our hearts please, we are forced to cum in a combination of Kleenex, toilet paper, dish towels, paper towels, cut up beach towels, old socks, new socks and cardboard boxes, none of which are all that satisfying compared to cumming inside a vagina, ass or, best of all, a hot girl’s mouth.
But that’s all about to change with Spankrags! Continue Reading
When it comes to male masturbatory aids, this porn blog can only endorse trying a Fleshlight.
Because Fleshlights are the best male sex toy on the market. It’s really as simple as that.
Whenever we’ve written about Fleshlights in the past, we’ve only written about it in terms of solo use. So it’s time that we correct our omission of couples play with Fleshlights. Though Fleshlights are a lot of fun to use on yourself when you’re alone, it’s even better when you use it with a lover for some unforgettable foreplay. Continue Reading
Last month, Fleshlight announced that busty, Australian porn sensation Angela White was the latest pornstar to get her anatomy molded for your pleasure by offering fans a chance to win a date with the big titted wonder from down under. Today, they’ve made their partnership official by releasing Angela White’s signature Fleshlight.
Since we’re both Fleshlight aficionados and huge Angela White fans, we figure it would be a good idea to tell you everything you need to know about Angela White’s new Fleshlight (but were too afraid to ask). Continue Reading
These are the titles that come to mind whenever I think about Farrah Abraham.
But now, she’ll always be the creepiest version of Elsa from Disney’s Frozen because Farrah Abraham was in an Elsa costume to sell molds of her vagina and asshole in Hollywood earlier this week. Continue Reading
Last week, a mysterious package was delivered to my desk. Whenever a mysterious package arrives for me, I immediately assume that it contains some type of anthrax-bomb sent by anti-porn conservatives to finally end my blatant propagation of internet pornography. But to my delight, it wasn’t an anthrax-bomb!
No, the mysterious package contained a brand new Vërspanken…For Men, a new sex toy for men that aims to capture that feeling of sliding in and out of a tight pussy that takes you to the edge of ecstasy. And let me tell you…the Vërspanken…For Men does a damn good job of capturing that feeling.
We’ve gone over this before, but let me repeat it…you should be using lube! Dark ages ended a long time ago, so there’s no need for you to be raw-dogging it. If you’re still not using lube, then you need to see the Top 8 Reasons Why You Should Be Using Lube before we continue.
Ok great, now that we’re all using lube, now we can continue.
While there are lubes that moisturize, warm, cool, tighten, numb and smell, for Timothy Killian there was something missing. That void Timothy Killian spotted in the lube industry is precisely what made him found a company called Weverse and create Shower Jerk. Continue Reading
“Recapture your vagina’s youth so you can feel tight and wanted again” is the slogan for just one of several vaginal shrink creams available on the market today. Everyone likes a tight pussy, but not like this. Not like this… Continue Reading
I’m always telling you guys to keep things exciting in the bedroom and since I’m the sort of girl who takes my own advice, my on again/off again partner (who asked to be called Anna in the article) and I gladly spiced things up a bit with a new toy.
I have to start by saying that the Shibari Halo definitely exceeded mine and Anna’s expectations. And by that I mean that it’s responsible for one of the quickest orgasms I have ever experienced. It only took me a couple of minutes on the lowest setting to get me where I needed to go and Anna, who is usually someone who prefers dildos to vibrators, was so extremely loud while we were using the wand, I had to tell her to shut up.