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  • Check out the Vibrator Hollywood Celebrities Received in Lieu of Oscars

    You know how celebrities attending award shows always tend to say, “It’s just an honor to be nominated”? While I don’t doubt that they’re not happy that their work is recognized as some of the best by their peers, us regular plebes have gotten wise to the scheme.

    Sure, it’s an honor to be nominated but win or lose, we know you’re going home with a gift bag full of free goodies we’d have get to a second mortgage just to look at.

    This year’s Academy Award nominees gift bag: trips, treats, and an Afterglow vibrator.

    Yep. That’s right. Everyone who attended the Oscars on Sunday night took home a high-end vibrator.  Continue Reading

    February 24, 2015 • Sex, Sex News, Toys • Views: 4717

  • 14 of the World’s Most Popular Dildos and Vibrators

    Have you ever wondered what a woman’s weapon of choice is when it comes to getting herself off?

    If I had to guess, I’d say that women would usually elect to just use their finger tips to pleasure their clits til they came simply because it’s the most convenient.

    As a man, I’d just like to say to all the women that aren’t using sex toys to masturbate that they’re really wasting a golden opportunity for sexual satisfaction. The sex toy world is yours. There are so many different sex toys designed specifically to make women cum harder than they ever have before. Whereas for men, there are only two masturbatory toys: Fleshlights and the Vërspanken.

    Then again, I totally understand why some women would be intimidated by the vast variety of sex toys they can choose from. So to make finding the sex toy that’s right for you easier, check out 14 of the world’s most popular dildos and vibrators.

    If these popular dildos and vibrators worked for roughly 30,000 other women, chances are that it might do the trick for you too.  Continue Reading

    February 20, 2015 • Sex, Toys • Views: 8992

  • Sex Toy Injuries Have Spiked Since 2011

    According to a new report from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission, hospital visits necessitated by sex toy injuries have doubled in the last eight years, with a huge increase in 2011 and 2012.

    What happened in 2011 and 2012 that caused such a spike in sex toy-related injuries across America?

    The publication of the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy.  Continue Reading

    February 13, 2015 • Sex News • Views: 4005

  • Sex Games, Ranked

    Valentine’s Day is only 9 days away!

    I don’t know what you’ve got planned. Maybe a fancy dinner? Maybe a romantic vacation? Maybe get blackout drunk at the shitty karaoke bar?

    Whatever you got planned for Valentine’s Day, I’d like to suggest that you make time to play a sex game once you get home.

    Playing sex games are the perfect way to inject some spice into your foreplay/sex life.

    Though you can’t really go wrong with any of these sex games, we ranked them from worst to best anyways.  Continue Reading

    February 5, 2015 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Toys • Views: 7745

  • 8 Sex Toys You Need To Give This Valentine’s Day

    Oh shit! Valentine’s Day is right around the corner.

    If your reaction to this news is: “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.”, then you’re in luck. Because this year, instead of forgetting about Valentine’s Day, you’re going to give your significant other one of these awesome sex toys.

    After all, Valentine’s Day is a holiday constructed by capitalist fat cats to make you associate romance with consumerism. Since you’re powerless to participate in this capitalist wet dream, you might as well have some amazing sex with cool sex toys.

    So let’s see the 8 sex toys you need to give to your partner (or just buy for yourself) this Valentine’s Day.

    NOTE: Even though Sex Butter isn’t on this list, you definitely need to pick up some Sex Butter if you want to have amazing Valentine’s Day sex this year.

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    January 28, 2015 • Sex, Toys • Views: 4033

  • Farrah Abraham Has New Blow-Up Doll and It’s Terrifying

    The more Farrah Abraham tries to get blood (i.e. money) from the stone that was her short-lived and over-reported career as a pornstar (not a celebrity who had a sex tape leaked!), the unless animosity I feel towards her.

    At the height of the Farrah Abraham porn video’s height, she was the bane of my existence. Every day, she was appearing somewhere to refute the claims that her “sex tape” was in fact a sex tape and not a regular porn video. To see her blatantly lie only to have people eat it up was infuriating.

    But ever since Farrah Abraham released that replica of her asshole, that animosity has been replaced by sadness. We are officially in the Sad Era of Farrah Abraham’s celebrity.

    Over the weekend, the Farrah Abraham Saga only got sadder with the release of the new Farrah Abraham blow-up doll because the doll looks like something straight out of your nightmares. If your first thought when seeing the Farrah Abraham blow-up doll is, “I want to stick my dick in there,” …you got problems, dude.  Continue Reading

    January 26, 2015 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex, Toys • Views: 5987

  • 40 New Year’s Resolution Ideas For A Better Sex Life

    New Year’s! Hooray! We did it! Made it through another year!

    To celebrate, let’s all agree to make an empty promise of self-improvement only to give up on it and slip back into our old habits a couple of weeks later (i.e. a New Year’s Resolution).

    If you haven’t yet made a New Year’s Resolution, may I suggest making a resolution to improve your sex life?

    It’s not like your actually going to lose weight, eat healthier, quit smoking or get more sleep, so why not fool yourself into thinking that you might improve your sex life by taking one of our New Year’s Resolution idea for a better sex life before abandoning it in February (or perhaps sooner).

    Here now are 40 New Year’s Resolution Ideas for a better sex life:  Continue Reading

    December 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 20542

  • The 10 Hottest Lesbian Porn Pairings of 2014

    There’s only one thing that we like better than watching a hot pornstar cum all over a big, hard cock and that’s watching hot pornstars get off from some scintillating lesbian sex.

    I must admit that lesbian porn is my favorite genre of porn videos because I love pornstars and lesbian porn, by definition, must feature at least two gorgeous pornstars making each other cum.

    For me, good lesbian porn all starts with the casting. 99% of girls who do lesbian porn are already hot. In order to keep your attention for more than a minute to check out their hot bodies, lesbian porn videos need chemistry between its stars.

    Does this crackpot lesbian porn theory make any sense to you guys?

    The point is this: great lesbian porn videos start with pairing the right pornstars with each other. This year, we saw a lot of sexy pornstar pairings in lesbian porn videos, but for the sake of our on-going Best of 2014 series, here are the top 10 hottest lesbian porn pairings of 2014! (Really though, this could have easily been a top 100). Continue Reading

    December 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 15854

  • XXX-Mas: Gift Ideas for Adults (Part 4)

    Holy shit, everyone! Christmas is in eight days! We’ve really need to stop procrastinating to buy Christmas presents or else we’ll be totally boned!

    If you’re looking to get your partner something sexy this Christmas, then you’ve come to the right place. The Blog are sexy gift idea experts and we’re going to show you the sex toys you absolutely need to buy for your significant other if you want to have incredible sex all winter long.

    So pay attention! These are the gift ideas that will get you laid.  Continue Reading

    December 17, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 6984

  • XXX-Mas: Gift Ideas For Adults (Part 3)

    HOLY CRAP! Christmas is only 13 days away!

    That means, if you haven’t already started thinking of gift ideas, you’re totally fucked (and not in the good way).

    But don’t panic! The Blog is here to provide you with the best gift ideas for adults this holiday season via

    Now that winter is officially here, there’s nothing better to do than buy whoever you’re fucking a sex toy to add some much needed excitement to the mix. You’re stuck inside for the foreseeable future, so why not have some extra fun with the help of awesome sex toys?

    Check the sex toys that will help you survive the long, cold winter ahead. Continue Reading

    December 11, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 5937

  • XXX-Mas: Gift Ideas For Adults (Part 2)

    OMG you guys! Christmas is only 21 days away!

    That means, if you haven’t already started thinking of gift ideas, you’re totally fucked.

    But don’t panic! The Blog is here to provide you with the best gift ideas for adults this holiday season from the internet’s most trusted adult store, Adam & Eve.

    So whether you want to get your significant other something sexy or you’d like to ruin Christmas by purchasing something super inappropriate for your parents, our gift ideas for adults are guaranteed to do either.

    Plus, if you act fast you can use the coupon code EEDEC35, you can get 35% off one item! Dope!

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    December 4, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 6878

  • XXX-Mas: Gift Ideas For Adults (Part 1)

    Thanksgiving isn’t even over yet, which is why I’m sorry to tell you it’s time to start thinking of Christmas gift ideas.

    Christmas is only 28 days away and if you don’t start thinking of gift ideas now, you’ll find yourself doing your shopping at a gas station on Christmas Eve. And let me tell ya something, nobody wants a present from a gas station!

    That’s why the Blog is going to give you some amazing adult gift ideas for the upcoming Christmas season. But since we’re a sex blog, we’ll be focusing on sex toys and adult accessories that make great gifts rather than just telling you to buy a PS4 (because a PS4 would truly be a great gift).

    Let’s see what gift ideas for adults in Part 1 of the Blog’s XXX-Mas.  Continue Reading

    November 27, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 19272

  • The 10 Strangest Sex Toys of the Year

    Sex toys have one purpose and one purpose only: make getting off even more fun.

    However, sexual satisfaction varies from person to person because we’re all beautiful, unique snowflakes. So sometimes…a sex toy designer will come up with a new sex toy that they’re convinced will help the sex positive adults of the world have a better time cumming, but when it’s unleashed on the world, the reception isn’t as warm as they hoped because it turns out the sex toy they’ve made is actually totally fucking weird.

    So far, 2014 has been an excellent year for weird sex toys. And since Black Friday is coming up and the Christmas season is upon us, we thought it would be a good idea to show you the 10 Strangest Sex Toys of the Year, so you know not to stuff your significant other’s stocking with these weird sex toys.  Continue Reading

    November 21, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Stuff, Toys • Views: 15308

  • My First Dildo: A Review

    As a man tasked with reviewing sex toys from time to time, I often find myself in the predicament of being the wrong gender. Though there are tons of sex toys for men available for you to try, they never seem to get shipped to me for free so that I can tell you whether or not they’re worth your hard-earned money.

    So when a box of dildos and vibrators arrive at my desk, I do what any man would…contact as many females I know and tell them that I have a bunch of dildos and vibrators they need to use and describe the experience in great detail. Usually that’s followed by a, “Chico, you pervert.” But then I explain its “for work” and we all good.

    Earlier this month, I made my friend Helen try the Fetish Fantasy Elite 6″ Pink G-Spot Dildo. Little did I know this was her first time ever playing with a dildo! Let’s find out how it went.  Continue Reading

    November 17, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 9260

  • Get 30% Off Your Next Sex Toy from Adam & Eve

    Adam & Eve, the internet’s most trusted sex shop, are currently offering 30% off your next sex toy between now and November 30th with the promo code: EEFALL30Continue Reading

    November 11, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 5673

  • Beginners Guide to Sex Toys: 5 Things To Consider When Buying A New Vibrator

    Shopping for sex toys can be intimidating.

    You might have an idea of what you like and what you want…but there’s always the lingering doubt of, “What if I hate it?” that forces you to second-guess sinking $100 into a better, healthier sex life.

    In order to make shopping for sex toys less daunting, the Blog has created the Beginners Guide to Sex Toys, an all-encompassing prospectus that will help you find your perfect sex toy.

    To kick off our Beginners Guide to Sex Toys, we’re looking at vibrators. Specifically, 5 things you need to consider when buying a new vibrator.  Continue Reading

    November 10, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 8643

  • Halloween Costumes You Can Use For Sex Now That’s It’s Over

    Now that Halloween is over and everything is about Christmas.

    Oh great. Yet another holiday where you spend a ridiculous amount of money on things you and others will probably only use once. This year, I decided I wanted to take the time to remind you that the $$$ you spent on Halloween costumes isn’t completely wasted.

    In fact, this is one of my favourite holidays because those Halloween costumes are actually quite handy if you actually get yourself to use them.

    You can pretty much use all Halloween costumes as sex toys nowadays (you know, because costumes for girls are actually just lingerie), especially the one’s we listed last year on this list. Most of these are well known already, so this list is more of a reminder than mind blowing ideas.  Continue Reading

    November 3, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 8898

  • Top 8 Reasons Why You Should Be Using Lube

    It’s crazy to me that in 2014, there are some people that are still having sex without using lube.

    Why don’t you just use a rotary phone or heat your home with a fire? You might as well because you’re living in the dark ages if you’re still not using lube during sex.

    For slipperier, satisfaction-guaranteed sex, all you need to do is add a few drops of lube! But hey, don’t let me just tell you to start using lube, let me breakdown the Top 8 Reasons Why You Should Be Using LubeContinue Reading

    September 25, 2014 • Porn Lists, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 29692

  • Results From The World’s Biggest Sex Toy Study Are In!

    If you’re wondering whether or not other dudes use condoms when banging a real-doll, you’re in luck — Lovehoney, a British sex toy manufacturer, recently published a whopping 53-page study pertaining to the shopping habits of their clientele.

    Researcher Jon Millward (of the 10,000 pornstar study fame) spent over 5 months collecting and analyzing data from one million purchases made through Lovehoney’s website, looking to customer profiles, shopping habits and product reviews in an attempt to answer every question you’ve ever had about sex toys, but were too afraid to ask. Not only has this massive undertaking nabbed the title of “World’s Biggest Study of Sex Toy Sales”, the findings presented in the aptly named “Down the Rabbit Hole” study are likely to make even the freakiest among us feel a little less grody. Because I know you guys don’t really give a shit about exposition and all those other things that make me feel like a competent writer, I’ll cut to the chase and talk results.  Continue Reading

    September 17, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Toys • Views: 9840

  • Pseudoscience Report: A Third of Women Have Gone Through Year Long Sex Dry Spells

    In your pseudo-science report of the day, sex toy company LoveHoney recently posted the results of a survey which polled 1500 online users. According to the results of the poll, one third of women have gone through sex dry spells that have lasted for a year.

    A year! Where you @ dudes?

    Keeping sexually active is not always the easiest. According the the study, most of the reasons for sexuality inactivity involve boring and tedious real-life problems, like being stressed out and being too busy for work.

    Turns out that a good chunk of women are actually sort of fine with their sexual dry spells however, with 23% saying they’re fine with going through a big drought.

    One of the more interesting parts of the study is as follows:

    “A quarter of women have ended a break in sex with a one-night stand or a casual fling, compared to 34 per cent of men. A further 36 per cent of women have resumed sex by sleeping with a friend with benefits – a pal they can enjoy sex with but not date.”

    So get your friend to lend a helping hand!

    Source: via Porn Gifs Daily on

    Makes sense. If I was going through year long sexual dry spells I would be going through my phone looking for any acquaintance that might be willing to help me out with my problem. One night stands aren’t the most satisfying, in my opinion, but sometimes you just gotta open up those floodgates you know?

    Since this study comes from a sex toy company (one of the biggest in the UK), I’m going to question the intentions behind this poll. Put two and two together, y’all. If people aren’t having sex, and are frustrated, they’re probably more likely to invest in that expensive vibrator so they can take matters into their own hands.

    “Hey, I want a sex toy but I’m too embarrassed to go to a sex shop, oh, hey wait a second, this study I’m reading is published by an online sex toy distributor – where’s my credit card again?”

    July 4, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 19864