I think we can all agree that blowjobs are awesome.
Men like them because they feel great and some women like them because they’re in control (note: this may not be the reason why, but it’s Camille Crimson’s reason and she’s the blowjob master so it’s good enough for me).
By in large, men prefer it when women swallow their cum rather than spit it out. Even though women know that men find swallowing cum extremely hot and we’ve told our gals time and again that swallowing cum can cure depression, there are still some women out there who refuse to swallow cum because it tastes bad.
If you’re desperate to get your girlfriend, wife, or casual sex partner on board with swallowing cum, there is one thing you can do…
You can improve the taste of cum!
The taste of cum is determined by your diet. That’s why they say, “You are what you eat.” If you eat nothing but junk, chances are when your lady gets a taste of cum she’s not going to be happy. Everyone’s cum tastes different. That’s because we’re all different. The consensus on the taste of cum though is that it tastes bitter or salty. How can we fix this? By making the tase of cum sweeter obviously!
Science has been working very hard to find out which foods sweeten the taste of cum. So let’s find out what you should be eating to sweeten the taste of cum and get your girl swallowing that sweet, sweet semen.
First things first, if you really serious about improving the taste of cum, you’re going to have to cut alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and any recreational drugs you’re doing out of your diet. I know that sounds absolutely impossible but they are all serious toxins that really pollute the body and make the taste of cum bitter and salty. It’s a huge commitment to make. First you need think if having your cum swallowed is more important than alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drugs.
If sweet tasting cum is more important to you than alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drugs, then we are ready to continue.
Not a blowjob…but you get it.
Now that you’ve cut out alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drugs from your diet, you’re going to want to drink lots of water. Drinking 1 to 2 liters (0.264172051 to .528344102 gallons or 4 to 8 cups of water a day) will help your body flush out all the toxins you’ve accumulated in your body from your alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, and recreational drug habits.
I’m now going to list the food that will sweeten the taste of cum for you:
The fruit on this list are all high in natural sugars that should off-set the bitter taste of cum. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery are all high in chlorophyll, which is also said to sweeten the taste of cum. Anything with lots of zinc or selenium that doesn’t taste too strong is also good.
The foods you should avoid because they make the taste of cum bitter or salty are:
- Dairy products
- Red meat
- Junk food
- Food with lots of preservatives
Now I’m not saying that you should avoid these foods completely. Maintaining a healthy diet is more important than sweetening the taste of cum. It’s just a matter of striking a balance between these two food groups: good for the taste of cum and bad for the taste of cum.
Instead of having that second helping of steak and asparagus, cut up some papayas and pineapples.
What you put in your body takes anywhere from 12 to 24 hours. That means you can plan cum-sweetening diet on days you’re more likely to have sex than not. For example, on Monday you can eat all the fish, garlic, junk food, and cauliflower you want because you’re probably not getting a blowjob on a Monday evening (though you should try). But when Thursday rolls around, you should be loading up on cranberries for all blowjobs you’re going to get on Friday.
Even with the taste of cum sweeter than usual, swallowing is not a guarantee. Swallowing cum is a very intimate act. If you’re hooking up with someone for the first time, you shouldn’t expect a swallow. But you never know. In my experience, even if they don’t swallow on the first go, they usually say something like, “Why does your dick taste so much better than any other one I’ve had before?”
Good tasting dick and sweetened taste of cum means two things for you:
- You will feel invincible.
- She will be more inclined to give you blowjobs in the future (with swallowing).
Now get off the computer and get yourself to a grocery store before it’s too late!