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What color is your bedroom?

You’re probably saying, “Why should I tell you, Chico? I don’t have to tell you what color my bedroom is.”

Well to that I say, “You got some nerver, mister.”

It shouldn’t come as a surprise that our environment can influence our mood. A recent study by Travelodge looked into 2,000 homes across Britain and found that couples who sleep in caramel colored rooms have the most sex.  Read more…

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Abbey Brooks could be your sex-ed teacher

Porn is often accused of warping the minds of young people, turning them into sex perverts and misogynists.

Realistically, there is no evidence that can prove that. Anyone who tries to give you statistics or a scientific study saying otherwise is wrong because there are just too many variables to concretely say that porn is the reason for bad behavior.

The problem isn’t porn but the lack of proper sex education in schools. Porn is first and foremost a form of entertainment. However, because people are so easily offended by seeing sex or even talking about sex, people turn to porn for their sex education. Where the hell else are they going to go for it? They get told abstinence is the only option at school and don’t even think about bringing it up to your councillor at Church Camp.

Porn is the only place most people get sex education because it’s the only place where sex is displayed openly. Even though it’s a form of entertainment that does not intend to be didactic at all, people  still go to it to learn about sex.

I remember the first time I ever had sex (not trying to brag or nothing). Because the only thing I knew about sex was from what I had seen in porn, when I was ready to cum, I ripped off my condom and came in my partner’s face.

Needless to say, Mrs. Madison from next door wasn’t too happy. She was like, “Why did you cum in my face?” in one of the most annoyed tones of voice I have ever heard. I had made sure to tell her at some point between cleaning her pool and entering her bedroom that I was a virgin, so why she get so annoyed with me? I had no idea what I was doing, which should have been clear from that vaginal jabbing I had just given her.

I was just doing what I had seen in porn movies. Getting thrown out of Mrs. Madison’s house only moments after cumming in her face made me realize that porn was a lousy sex teacher.

But if porn is not an adequate sex education teacher…would pornstars be a better option?

One private school in Britain thinks that they might be.  Read more…

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Money

Always be suspicious of sex dates you set up on the internet.

Be especially suspicious of sex dates set up on the internet that require you to bring a big stack of cash. Read more…

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What you look like when you’re masturbating

The other day I met a woman who asked me what I did. Without missing a step I said, “I write the Sex.com Blog.”

And she replied, ”There’s a Sex.com?”

I should have known then that this woman had questionable tastes if she had never been to Sex.com. Anyways, I was like, “Yeah. It’s the most expensive domain name in the world.”

And she was like, “Yeah? What is it?”

And I was like, “It’s a free porn site in the style of Pinterest. It’s the Pinterest of free internet pornography.”

And she was like, “Porn? That’s fucking gross.” Typically women aren’t as stimulated visually as men so I wasn’t offended. Also, some porn can be fucking gross.

So after being very diplomatic with her, I had to ask, “What do you do when you masturbate?”

To which she replied, “Masturbate? No. I don’t masturbate. That’s fucking gross. Why would anyone masturbate?”

As it turns out, this woman has been alive for 33 years and never once tried flicking the old baked bean. Rather than try and explain the perks of masturbation to this woman, I took her question to heart. What motivates people to masturbate? And that’s what our latest poll is all about.  Read more…

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Abella Anderson, Miami Heat fan and retired pornstar

I hate the Miami Heat. Even though this summer has been lacklustre weather-wise, watching Tim Duncan neutralize the Miami Heat‘s offense with his basketball IQ is making up for it.

Watching the NBA Finals has almost made me start to pity the Miami Heat. Every year they don’t win a championship every year with Lebron James and Dwyane Wade on the same team, it will be a disappointment of season, which is totally unreasonable. (Notice how I didn’t mention Chris Bosh?)

During the NBA season when the Miami Heat went on that huge tear, I thought about how easy it would be to root for the Heat. Now I’ve started to think that being a Heat fan isn’t all that easy because the management has bestowed their fans with unreasonable expectations for every single season until 2016.

Maybe having Lebron James gives you a chance to win an NBA Championship every year but it’s still unreasonable to expect a championship every year in the current NBA.

Anyways, trying to empathize with Miami Heat fans made me think of the sexiest Miami Heat fan of all time: Abella Anderson. (see what I did there?)

Some of you may know Abella Anderson as the pornstar that once broke a man’s dick because she was riding him too hard. Others may just know her as the naughty Latina that made some great sex videos.

It’s been just over a year since she retired from porn so we’re going to do a Porno P.I. to find out what she’s up to now and why she retired from porn.

Spoiler Alert: it’s not because she broke that guy’s dick.  Read more…

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Stoya

Everyday I get at least 20 messages from men around the world asking me how they can become pornstars. Sorry guys but I just ignore these messages for the following reasons:

1. I’m too busy to answer.
2. I don’t feel obligated to help you.
3. I don’t know how I can help you.
4. I don’t think you know how hard it is to be a pornstar, therefore I’m not going to put my neck on the line.
5. If you’re asking me how you can become a pornstar, you probably shouldn’t be a pornstar.

In hopes of getting fewer messages from horny men that think they can be pornstars, I want to share with you Stoya‘s breakdown of what it takes to be a pornstar.

Stoya is the best in the business. So heed her advice if you really want to be a pornstar.   Read more…

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Queen, King, Queen

Venice Bloggs and Ryan Bloggs are a husband and wife team that write one of the best sex blogs on the internet: FuckBlogging.com.

I asked Venice Bloggs if she would be willing to do a guest post for us and she was nice enough to oblige. So please enjoy her take on the complications of finding a woman for a happily married threesome.

On our blog, I’ve made it very clear that I was ready and willing to lose my “girlginity,” which basically means being with a woman sexually. But that doesn’t mean that because I’ve had a sexual awakening I’m ready to pounce on anything with a pair of hot tits and a pussy, and it certainly doesn’t mean I get a free pass to fuck any woman I want.  There’s a process, if you will, in seeking a woman who we will be allowing into our lives.  This complicated process would be akin to finding the proverbial needle in a haystack.

By putting our business out there for the world to read and judge us by, I realize that I might be scaring off potential “partners,” but conversely, it will also allow me to broadcast my requirements, my prerequisites, and my standards – something everyone should do with every sexual partner in order to get as close to exactly what they want.  Be picky, don’t settle.   Read more…

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Find the erogenous zone. (Hint: it’s not the butt!)

Because we started to run out of sex positions for you to try in our recurring sex tip, Try This Sex Position, we’re starting another sex tip series on the Sex.com Blog called Good Touch: Your Guide to Erogenous Zones. (We are open to changing the name. Maybe to Know Your Zone? Please suggest something in the comments)

There are some men out there in the world who think that the only way to turn a woman on is by touching her boobs, butt, and pussy (and possibly women also). Women of the world can confirm that there’s a lot more to touch than boobs, butt, and pussy.

So to help men everywhere become more skilled and sensual lovers, we’re going to tell you about some erogenous zones (sensitive areas, which when stimulated properly can lead to sexual arousal) that you may not know about.

Today, we’re starting with the back.  Read more…

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It’s Monday!

I know. Sorry. It’s really not that exciting. It’s pretty miserable to be honest.

But don’t worry, we’ve found some sexy links that require no introduction or boring commentary. It’s just the Sexy Monday Links. Enjoy!

Kelsey Ann, Cybergirl of the Month

Kate Upton Boobs Bouncing on Set

Bar Refaeli in Tel-Aviv

Another Dumpy Motel Room

Christina Hendricks Hiding Her Tits

The Girls of Nuts

Beau M in Black Lingerie

Rihanna’s Instagram Fashion Show

2013 Miss USA Bikini Madness

Top 5 Game of Thrones season 3 nude scenes

Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon has a Sex Tape

Top 10 Roleplaying Sex Videos

LET THERE BE PORN – HOTTEST GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

Nicole Aniston Nude Tanning

Christy Mack in the Shower

SEX.COM BOARD TO FOLLOW:

RAGING REDHEADS

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Wake Up Vibrator

Because I blog for Sex.com, people always want to tell me about their sex lives. I think the reason they are willing share the details of their sex lives with me is because they think I’m some kind of authority on sex.

No offense to the people that like to share, but for the most part people’s sex lives are pretty boring. Very rarely do I hear something super interesting.

One interesting thing that comes to mind is one person told me that they only have sex in the morning. Having sex in the morning is a great idea because it’s the same principle as doing some exercise to start your day. It gets your metabolism going and you’re full of endorphins right from the start.

Yes, sex in the morning has all the benefits of exercise in the morning except with added bonus of an orgasm and being relieved of stress. It’s just loosey goosey and wavy gravy all day long.

I fell in love with the idea of starting my days with sex after I heard this. However, I’ve yet to accomplish it because I’m either too hungry or too hungover to even consider having sex. The closest I’ve ever come to sex in the morning was earlier this week when Lexi Diamond tweeted a picture of her tits to @sexdotcom. Check it out:    Read more…

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