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If you check this blog often, you should know quite a bit about Measure B.

If not, Measure B is the L.A. County ordinance introduced last November to make all condoms mandatory for adult performers.

It’s a controversial issue to say the least.

Policy makers and health officials who are for Measure B believe that making condoms mandatory will promote safe-sex and diminish the risk of disease among adult performers.

People working in the adult industry think that condoms will be bad for business, that it’s a waste of tax-payer money, and that shooting with condoms can be logistically complicated.

Now you have a very basic understanding of the Measure B issue. So let’s watch as Diane Duke, CEO of Free Speech Coalition; adult performers Danny Wylde and Steven St. Croix; Michael Fattorosi, an adult entertainment attorney; and Mark McGrath, policy and research analyst of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation go at it on a (recorded) live stream via The Huffington Post. Continue reading “Measure B Debate on HuffPost Live” »

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The essentials: Condoms and money

Microsoft tycoon Bill Gates has finally come to the realization that we here at the Sex.com Blog figured out a long time ago…

Macs are way cooler

Condoms need a makeover. He believes that a new type of condom will increase health benefits world wide. And Bill Gates is willing to put his money where his mouth is. Bill Gates is prepared to give away a $100,000 grant to whoever can create the next generation condom.

Continue reading “Bill Gates’s Condom Challenge” »

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I smell a foursome…and moth balls…

Despite what you may have seen on the Mature section of Sex.com, old people really don’t have that much sex. It’s totally understandable that they don’t because hormonal changes and aging lowers your sex drive.

But thankfully, science has discovered a way for seniors to boost their sex lives, increase mobility, and decrease pain. What is this magic sex-life-saving procedure?

Knee and hip joint replacement.

Continue reading “Joint replacement boosts your sex drive” »

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Sorry ladies, you need a new excuse

Headaches are a real pain in the butt. Well, technically it’s a pain in the head but you know what I mean…

The worst part about getting headaches is that there aren’t enough effective ways to relieve the pain. What I like to do is smoke menthol cigarettes in a hot car with all the windows rolled up until I fall asleep and wake up without a headache.

Thankfully, a team of German neuroscientists has discovered a fantastic new way to alleviate headache and migraine pain: SEX. SEX CAN RELIEVE HEADACHES.

Continue reading “Sex can relieve headaches” »

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Stock photo of sexy woman eating cereal

Cereal is something we’ve always tried to stay away from here at the Sex.com Blog. Which is tough because we love Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld always made it look very delicious.

The reason we’ve always tried to stay away from cereal is because of its anti-sexual past. Cereal anti-sexual? Yes, cereal has an anti-sexual past. Get ready for a little history lesson.

Ferdinand Schumacher created the first breakfast cereal in 1854 with a hand oat grinder in some dingy Akron, Ohio basement. Originally, breakfast cereal was intended to be a cheap replacement for breakfast pork.

Anyways, fast forward a couple of years to John Harvey Kellogg at the Battle Creek Sanitarium in Michigan. The Battle Creek Sanitarium was a health resort whose practices were based on the Seventh-day Adventist Church.

Kellogg believed that the masturbation and sex were the cause of most health problems. So to cure people of their natural sexual urges (and by extension, illnesses), Kellogg fed his patients Corn Flakes. Because nothing kills the urges like a meatless, flavorless, sugarless breakfast.

Ironically, Kellogg also regularly gave the patients of the Battle Creek Sanitarium yogurt enemas. We’re not sure what the purpose of the yogurt enemas was but one thing’s for sure, that’s some kinky shit.

Because John Harvey Kellogg used cereal to kill the sex drives of his patients, we’ve been anti-cereal since the mid-20th century. However, now there’s a cereal made to improve your sex life. It’s called SexCereal and it’s completely changed our position on eating cereal for breakfast. Let us tell you all about it.

Continue reading “SexCereal makes breakfast sexy” »

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So long latex!

The adult industry is ready to take on Measure B, the L.A. county mandate forcing all adult performers to wear condoms. It’s going to be a long, hard fight. Luckily, the adult industry is well equipped to handle things long and hard.

One of the reasons that the industry is fighting Measure B is because latex condoms can be hazardous to performers. I know, it’s confusing. Condoms do “protect” performers from all the regular sex-related hazards (infection & pregnancy) but they aren’t practical for comfort. Think about the worst your skin has ever been chafed and then put it on your labia.

Doesn’t sound like fun, right?

But the problem isn’t just Measure B, it’s the latex condom itself. Don’t be fooled by gimmicks like “ribbed for her pleasure” or “banana flavored”, there have been too few developments in condom-design in recent years. They’ve been pretty much the same since the 1920′s. I mean, how come I can Google the closest gas station to buy condoms on my goddamn phone but I can’t even get the damn things on!?

Condoms need a breakthrough. The good news? It may have already happened with Origami Condoms.

Continue reading “Origami Condoms” »

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Not a bikini wax, just a blonde babe in a bikini

To all the women who have endured the searing pain (and possible pleasure?) of a bikini wax, we would like to take this opportunity to thank you. Not only because a waxed/well-groomed vagina is aesthetically pleasing and feels cool but because pubic hair’s unpopularity is getting rid of pubic lice (aka CRABS).

Over the last decade, where pubic grooming has become more and more popular, doctors in the U.S. and Australia have noticed a dramatic decline in the number of people affected by crabs. The largest sexual health clinic in Sydney, Australia has not seen a woman with a case of pubic lice since 2008.

“Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations,” said Ian F. Burgess, a medical entomologist with Insect Research & Development Ltd. in Cambridge, England. “Add to that other aspects of body hair depilation, and you can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species.” Wait…What? Continue reading “Bikini waxes are killing crabs” »

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Don’t worry, it’s just a little prick

Since its discovery in the 1940s, straight men everywhere have been hopelessly trying to find the woman’s G-Spot. Most men can barely even find the clitoris, so trying to find a little bean-shaped area three inches deep seems like a lost cause.

Well I got good news for all the sexually illiterate men and sexually dissatisfied women of the world. Hollywood gynecologist and surgeon Dr. David Matlock has the women of Los Angeles crowding his clinic, the Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of America (this the real name of his clinic), to receive their “G-Shots”, a surgical procedure that injects filler into a woman’s G-Spot for an improved sex life.

Totally insane, right? Well, let’s find out more about it!

Continue reading “Fill your G-Spot with a G-Shot” »

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To all pent-up men with expecting wives: you may now invoke the medical word in your quest for a morning hummer.

Citing a study that may seem motivated by the sex-deprived, doctor Gordon Gallup insists oral sex is a pregnant woman’s best bet for curing morning sickness. In a study done at SUNY-Albany in New York, the psychologist concluded that semen can combat that pesky morning nausea often associated with baby-making. Apparently, the repeated introduction of her man’s milk lets the mother-to-be to build up a tolerance to the sticky stuff, which is thought to be a cause of morning sickness in the first place.

Gallup, the same man who released a study in 2002 that said semen has antideprssive qualities, also says regular sex is key to keeping up good physical health during pregnancy.

Have your marital years, or pregnant months, fostered a noticeable decline in oral sex? Doctor Gallup’s findings may be just what you and your lovely lady need to delve back into a therapeutic routine of blissful blowjobs.

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Handlebar height could affect the sexual health of hot girls on bikes

Aside from the fat, hairy men dressed in the full spandex kit struggling to pedal up hill, what’s not to like about biking? It’s fast, it’s fun, it’s good for the planet, it’s good for you, and it’s great for drive-by whistling at chicks…ah yes…the chicks…hot girls on bikes…my favorite thing.

Has anyone else noticed that hot girls are just drawn to riding bikes? And it’s not just one type of hot girl. You’ve got girly-girls, athletic girls, punk girls, hipster girls, and other kinds of girls I can’t even think of out riding around on their bikes dropping the jaws pedestrians, drivers, and cyclists. If you’re not convinced, look through Fuck Yeah Girls and Bikes and you’ll see plenty of hot girls on bikes.

Though these hot girls on bikes are keeping their bods in shape, a new study says that handlebar height could have an affect the sexual health of these babes. Continue reading “Hot Girls on Bikes Could be at risk sexually” »

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