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  • Want Penis Enlargement Surgery? Go to Germany.

    Are you currently masturbating while looking at Sex.com and, when you look down at your penis, thinking to yourself ‘my penis is like, pretty cool, I guess, but it could definitely be a bit bigger than 3 inches…?”  Well, our buds at gay.sex.com have some inside details about penis enlargement for you.  I’ve covered a few penis enlargement stories on this here blog in the past.  There was the British guy who already had a huge penis and wanted to upgrade.  There was also the Australian guy with a botched surgery on his micro-penis.  

    I’m of the school of thought that you should work with watch you got.  If you got a small penis, well, that sucks for you, but maybe you should practice some alternative ways to get people off.  Or maybe you wanna just get a penis enlargement surgery? I may be a genius, but I’m not your parent.  You can do whatever the heck you want with that thing.

    But, if you’re honestly thinking about getting that small penis of yours upgraded, may I offer a small piece of advice?  Book your appointment in Germany.  Take a little euro-trip at the same time!  Live a little!

    Why Germany?  Well, because Germans love getting their dicks enhanced, that’s why.  According to my buddy over at the gay.sex.com blog, Germans actually account for a pretty huge chunk of worldwide penis enhancements.  Here’s the relevant data to back up my claims:

    “According to the ISAPS, 2,786 Germans made their dicks bigger by the way of surgery in 2013. The study also discovered that globally only 15,000 such procedures were done. That means that Germany accounts for just under 1/5th of all penis enhancements in the entire world.

    The country that performed the second largest amount of penis enlargement procedures was Venezuela with a total of 473. This number further highlights just how much more frequently such procedures occur in Germany compared to any other country in the world.”

    More dick surgeries means more experienced dick surgeons.  When you’re messing around with your penis you wanna make sure the job is done properly.  You don’t want to end up like the afore-mentioned Australian guy who actually ended up with a SMALLER penis after his surgery was botched, right?

    No, of course you don’t. Trust me on this one.

    via Gay.Sex.Com

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    August 1, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 31751

  • Having Sex While On Your Period – Yay or Nay?

    There’s an unspoken rule amongst many men about ‘that time of the month.’  If your girlfriend is on her period, that’s your cue to break out a book or newspaper in bed for a week or so.  It’s kind of understandable – having sex while on one’s period can be an extremely messy activity.  Man’s reluctance to get in the menstrual mix has led, in turn, to many women remarking that ‘we can’t have sex, I’m on my period.’

    But why does this stigma exist?  I’ve personally had sex with people on their periods plenty of times, and, as long as your partner isn’t ‘flowin like crazy, it’s not a big deal.  In a way, I actually find it to be quite arousing, if the circumstances are right.

    So, as you’ve probably already guessed, I’m a staunch supporter of period sex.  But beyond any personal quirks of mine, there’s some actual objective benefits to fucking ’round that time of the month.

    Nerve recently took a very detailed look at the pros and cons of sex during menstruation, but here’s the Coles Notes for y’all lazy motherfuckers.  Continue Reading

    August 1, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sexual Health • Views: 32006

  • Wanna Make $$$? Become a Pro Sex Toy Tester

    In the spirit of it being National Orgasm Day in the UK, I thought I’d talk about sex toys for a second.

    A lot of people dismiss sex toys as masturbation aids, something that should be enjoyed in the privacy of a masturbation session.  I know many men who are intimidated by the idea of having toys in the mix when they have sex with their partner. A lot of dudes are actually threatened by toys – I guess their line of thinking is probably: “Well if the toy can give her an orgasms 100% of the time, then why am I even here?  What’s the point?”

    Well, the point is that it can vastly improve things in the bedroom – why would you dismiss something that can make the experience more enjoyable and fun for everyone involved?  There’s hundreds and hundreds of different sex toys you can try out, of varying functions and qualities, so chances are you can find something that works for you.

    Just ask Cara Houiellebecq, a British woman who tests out and reviews sex toys as a living.

    Wanna make 15,000 British pounds a year testing sex toys?  All you gotta do is create a well-read and established adult review blog.

    Cara started by working at an adult sex toy site, then branched off on her own and created her own enterprise.  At this point she’s getting toys sent to her almost every day, her site is booming,  she’s getting consulting gigs from adult sites everywhere, and yea, she’s raking in 15,000 pounds a year to have 15 orgasms a week.  Sounds like a pretty good gig.

    In terms of couples using sex toys together, Cara states:

    My partner doesn’t see it as a threat – we always say that toys are the seasoning to a sex life – not a replacement.”

    Hey, wait a second, I work for an established sex blog also – where are all of my free sex toys?  Send me free sex toys and free money you cheap jerks in the adult manufacturing business.

    All of this to say – try out sex toys, you goddamn prudes.  Spice things up a bit.  Celebrate National Orgasm Day.  Have fun.  Sex!!!!!!!!!!

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    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12493

  • National Orgasm Day is Today!

    Have you ever been in the middle of having an orgasm and you’ve thought to yourself “I wish that there was a specific day in place to celebrate how awesome orgasms feel – some sort of Orgasm Day, if you will?”  Well when I’m trying not to cum I usually think about professional sports, but if thinking about national holidays works for you, then by all means!

    Well it might be your lucky day (if you live in the UK), because July 31st is National Orgasm Day in Britain.  I’m from a commonwealth country so I don’t give a fuck, I’ll celebrate in the name of the queen.  Go orgasms!  Go queens!

    It seems weird that somewhere as notoriously prudish and uptight as the UK is championing something like National Orgasm Day, but good for them.

    Even if you don’t live in the UK, why not appropriate National Orgasm Day and celebrate it anyways?  It’s probably one of the easiest (and most fun) things to celebrate.

    First thing’s first – spend some time familiarizing yourself and educating yourself about the orgasm.  There’s like a million different types of orgasms, and half of them you probably don’t even know about unless you’re an awesome sex guru like myself.

    Then, spend some time giving yourself and your partner an orgasm.   Now’s a good day to re-invigorate things in the bedroom.  You and your partner are at home, doing nothing? Turn off the TV dude – spend some time with your lover and orgasm the hell out of each other.  Summon the inner-brit in you and have convenient, practical, non-emotive and quiet sex with your significant other.  Actually don’t do that.

    If you’re British, make sure to get your rocks off before midnight tonight, because you’re not allowed to have another orgasm until July 31, 2015.  Sorry, no exceptions to the rule! Queen’s Orders!

    Here’s a good article from the Independent examining the orgasm and deconstructing some of our pre-conceived notions about it.  The main point?  Orgasms are great, orgasms are fun, but they’re not the end-all be-all of sex.  Remember, the journey is half the fun!

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    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 8129

  • Sex Tips from 1894 Are Really Stupid and Make Sex Sound Lame

    But newsflash, sex ain’t actually lame. Still, if the idea that sex is lame is being continually drilled into your brain by the media, you’d probably start to believe it. Like how I believe that 9/11 was an inside job after watching ‘Spare Change’ on Youtube 800 times consecutively.

    You know how you read sex tips in magazines like Cosmo and the like, and you think to yourself, “None of these sex tips sound even remotely arousing and in fact most of them are completely ridiculous and sound painful/disgusting?” Well, though I admittedly don’t read Cosmo very often, the above question is what’s usually running through my mind when I do.

    It turns out that horrible sex advice pointers have been doled out for over a century, and probably even further back than that. Cosmo, the magazine I was just dissing, recently posted some sex tips from 1894, and they’re actually pretty interesting. It seems like back then, women were trying their goddamn fucking hardest to hoodwink their husbands into never having sex.

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    July 22, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 8347

  • Women’s Sex Lives Can Be Boosted By Eating Apples

    Scientists may have stumbled upon the long-awaited viagra for women: apples.

    Yes, according to new research published in the Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics, scientists believe that apples can improve the sexual arousal levels in women. 
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    July 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 10161

  • 4 Tips You Need to Find a Female Threesome Partner

    So your girlfriend wants a threesome with another woman. Congratulations buddy, you have hit the jackpot. Seriously, you have. Some men will wait their whole life and never come to that moment.

    Now to just find a woman, right? Well before you start trying, I have 4 suggestions for you.

    Don’t do it on social networking/dating sites unless it’s specifically made for that.

      I do not know ANYBODY who has scored after messaging a bunch of lesbians on plenty of fish or anything of the sort. It sounds too creepy when you’re messaging someone about a threesome and most people on dating websites are looking for actual relationships, unfortunately.

     

    Don’t suggest one of her friends if she doesn’t. Even if she does, be wary.

      It might ruin your chance of a threesome if she thinks you’re just trying to sleep with one of her friends without calling it cheating, seriously. And just in general, if you’re planning on doing it with someone you know, make sure it’s someone you know it won’t be awkward with after. (Or someone you don’t want to sleep with again… because that’ll cause a ton of problems as you can imagine.)

     

    If you’re going to approach someone at a bar, do it together.

      A lot of the time a couple will begin with sending the girl or guy to flirt with their potential threesome partner and then slowly lead into it. That doesn’t work because you spend a lot of time for no reason if the person is going to get their hopes up and just end up being weirded out. If you approach the person together and offer to buy them a drink, that weeds out those who are going to say no right away

     

    Find a fetish party in your area! 

      This is actually the most fun of the four suggestions which is why I left it for last. Believe it or not, there are parties dedicated to fetishes AND threesomes. Fortunately I live in a big city, so there are a ton here. A quick google search should help you out there and hopefully it’ll be the same for you.

    Best of luck, my friends!

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    July 7, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 15345

  • Pseudoscience Report: A Third of Women Have Gone Through Year Long Sex Dry Spells

    In your pseudo-science report of the day, sex toy company LoveHoney recently posted the results of a survey which polled 1500 online users. According to the results of the poll, one third of women have gone through sex dry spells that have lasted for a year.

    A year! Where you @ dudes?

    Keeping sexually active is not always the easiest. According the the study, most of the reasons for sexuality inactivity involve boring and tedious real-life problems, like being stressed out and being too busy for work.

    Turns out that a good chunk of women are actually sort of fine with their sexual dry spells however, with 23% saying they’re fine with going through a big drought.

    One of the more interesting parts of the study is as follows:

    “A quarter of women have ended a break in sex with a one-night stand or a casual fling, compared to 34 per cent of men. A further 36 per cent of women have resumed sex by sleeping with a friend with benefits – a pal they can enjoy sex with but not date.”

    So get your friend to lend a helping hand!

    6509597 i feel like they are watching some porn while she fingers her Pseudoscience Report: A Third of Women Have Gone Through Year Long Sex Dry Spells

    Source: onlyporngif.com via Porn Gifs Daily on Sex.com

    Makes sense. If I was going through year long sexual dry spells I would be going through my phone looking for any acquaintance that might be willing to help me out with my problem. One night stands aren’t the most satisfying, in my opinion, but sometimes you just gotta open up those floodgates you know?

    Since this study comes from a sex toy company (one of the biggest in the UK), I’m going to question the intentions behind this poll. Put two and two together, y’all. If people aren’t having sex, and are frustrated, they’re probably more likely to invest in that expensive vibrator so they can take matters into their own hands.

    “Hey, I want a sex toy but I’m too embarrassed to go to a sex shop, oh, hey wait a second, this study I’m reading is published by an online sex toy distributor – where’s my credit card again?”

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    July 4, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 19281

  • Tired of Holding Your iPad While Simultaneously Using Your Fleshlight?

    Well young man, if that’s the case, then I certainly have some interesting news for you.

    No longer will multi-tasking while trying to jerk off to your favourite pictures and videos at Sex.com be an issue for you. Laziness reigns supreme!

    It’s called the Launchpad and its basically an expensive holster for your iPad with grips on the side so you can furiously bang your expensive piece of technology.

    This new product allows you to rig up your porn-machine (iPad) with your fleshlight of choice, so now while you’re skyped into an important million dollar business meeting you can secretly fuck a plastic tube at the same time, you lucky devil you.

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    June 30, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 15980

  • Top 7 Hottest Things a Girl Does During Sex

    And I mean besides the obvious BJ/eating out, HJ/fingering and basically just letting you have sex with them.

    1. Moan
      The over the top fake kind doesn’t exactly work for me, but hearing a girl moan during sex or make any kind of pleasurable noise is such a turn on because it’s a confirmation she’s enjoying herself. (And that’s a hell of an ego boost)
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    2. Suck on your finger
      I guess it’s because of the anticipation of what this means, but man, when a girl sucks on my finger I can barely contain myself.5284383 gif photo Top 7 Hottest Things a Girl Does During Sex
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    3. Giggle
      Moans are #1 on this list but the giggle during sex almost ties, I’m not going to lie. It’s just plain adorable.

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    4. Take control
      I like to be in control in bed usually, but a good playful struggle for control is fun and usually comes with some giggles too.

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    5. Arch her back
      I can’t even justify why this is sexy. But it is.
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    6. Bite or scratch at you while you’re fucking her
      Not for everyone, but most people I’ve talked to have found this incredibly arousing. I guess it’s the same appeal hickeys have, they not only feel painfully good but it’s like marking territory. Everyone will definitely now know what you did last night.3342476 biting her ear and touching her pussy Top 7 Hottest Things a Girl Does During Sex
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    7. Wearing your clothes after sex
      Okay this technically shouldn’t be on the list because it doesn’t happen during sex, but to me it definitely calls for round two when I see her wearing one of my t-shirts later.
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    I’m absolutely sure there are a tons more where this came from. Does anybody have any to contribute?

    -Red Velvet

    June 26, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 27094

  • Teddy Love – The Strangest New Sex Toy Around

    Everyone knows that you can buy a lot of fucked up sex toys.  Giant veiny dildos.  Life-like sex dolls shipped straight from Russia.  Fleshlights molded in the shape of people’s mouthes.  If you can think of it, its out there.

    This one might take the cake in terms of sheer creepiness.  ‘Teddy Love’ is a new discreet sex toy for people that are completely messed up in the brain.  It’s a teddy bear.  Yeah, like the teddy bears that you win for knocking down a stack of cups at the local carnival.  Except, there’s a 10-speed vibrator in its face thats controlled through the ears.

    Yes that’s right, your ultimate fantasy has finally come true – you can stick a teddy bear’s vibrating noise and tongue into your private parts and get your rocks off.

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    June 19, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 16102

  • This Condom Looks Like a Total Nightmare

    Ah, enterprising young prudes, fighting the good fight to make sure the unwashed masses have the least pleasure possible during sexual intercourse.
    We thank you for your hard work!

    Recently, I did a post about Galactic Cap a new style of condom that seems wholly ineffective and will probably never truly catch on because, though they might prevent unwanted pregnancies, they leave every part of your penis except for the tip exposed and dawg, you can still transfer STIs through your shaft.

    So now we are presented with the polar opposite of the Galactic Cap, a condom so invasively safe that you may as well not even bother having sex.

    Check out this link for the concept drawings for this fucked up travesty of a condom.

    Here it is.

    The basic concept?  A full thong with a condom attached on the front of it, sort of like a strap-on.  The device offers complete coverage – your entire penis, as well as testicles will be covered in latex.  Yup, that’s right, we’re entering into the age of ball-condoms.  Isn’t the future wonderful?

    The craziest thing is that this invention has been garnering a lot of support in China, both financial in otherwise, with investments totalling over 300k USD so far.  So people are interested in wearing a full strap-on condom.

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    I’ll give them points for creativity, but I’ll subtract points for everything else.  This thing just seems insanely uncomfortable and unwieldy. There’s obviously something to be said for safe sex and full coverage against STIs and unwanted pregnancy, but I just can’t see dudes lining up to buy this thing.

    Men have a hard enough time remembering to wear condoms in the first place, and now it’s expected that they’ll take the time to put on a full undergarment? Seems like wishful thinking.

    Anyways, we’ll see how this goes.  Chances are this is just another failed attempt at re-marketing the condom.  But you never know!

    via RocketNews

    June 16, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 12808

  • Belle Knox and Tasha Reign Donate Panties for Sex Worker Advocacy

    Click this link now. No, go ahead, just do it.

    Maggie’s Sex Worker Action Project: unwieldy name, but great cause.  The foundation has been working for years defending the rights of sex workers in Canada.  The issue?  For the last little while, the Canadian Parliament has been attempting to pass a new bill which has come under fire by sex workers and sex work advocacy groups.

    The new legislation is basically going to make all forms of sex work and solicitation criminal, which is obviously a huge blow for the workers themselves.  It’s a pretty backwards way of looking at things, and one that flies in the face of recent moves by Canadian Parliament to strike down archaic laws and de-criminalize brothels.

    Maggie’s Sex Worker Action Project is, however, a non-profit organization, which means that they’re always strapped for cash.  They do the good work:

    Maggie’s mission is to provide crucial services in education, advocacy, and support to assist sex workers to live and work with safety and dignity.”

    So what better way to raise some desperately required funding than to enlist the help of two of the most popular and outspoken porn stars currently working in the industry, Belle Knox and Tasha Reign.

    Maggie’s Sex Worker Action Project has set up an IndieGoGo account to raise money for their push against this new parliament bill and to help facilitate their work, and if you donate, there’s some interesting prizes to be won.

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    For $150 you can get a free Sybian ride, or even buy a pair of one of Belle Knox’s panties.  Unfortunately the panties are currently sold out, but chances are they’ll be re-stocked due to popular demand.

    You can also get a custom thank you video from Tasha Reign.  Or, the grand prize?  If you donate $1,500, you get a romantic one on one dinner date with Tasha Reign.  And that prize is limited to one lucky winner only!

    This is a great cause, so go check out the Maggie’s Sex Worker Action Project to get familiar with their mission, and donate some money to help the thousands of Canadian sex workers who really need some help.

    Maggie’s Sex Worker Action Project IndieGogo Page

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    June 10, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 16054

  • Farrah Abraham Releases New Book, is Full of Herself

    Well, it’s been several weeks since we last reported on the life of pseudo-celebrity turned adult actress/not porn star/it was an unplanned sex tape, really, Farrah Abraham. What has she been up to other than rolling in piles of money and cackling maniacally?

    Writing books. Yup, she’s been writing a trilogy of erotic novels delving into her past and her career as a it’s-not-porn-actress. Although the books will almost certainly be pretty bad, and are probably not even written by Farrah, she’s been making the rounds promoting it regardless. Recently she did an interview with Huffington Post where she had some really pretentious and arrogant things to say about her acting career. My favourite quote is as follows:

    “A celebrity sex tape to me, outshines any other porn star, and any other person who makes porn. Lots of my friends make sex tapes. They can’t say, ‘Oh my God, I made a celebrity sex tape,’ and nobody even knows about it. So there’s a huge difference. And that’s just what society made of it. It’s not me, I don’t make these definitions, it’s just obvious.”

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    Source: egotastic.com via alonzo on Sex.com

    ^not a pornstar

    Well, I don’t know how obvious it is that Farrah ‘outshines any other porn star’ personally, because I’ve watched the videos, for science, and there’s nothing exactly exciting about them other than the fact that you’re watching a pseudo celebrity. I think what Farrah intended to say was that, necessarily because of her celebrity, her film will get more mainstream exposure than a regular porn film, which is actually probably true.

    Unfortunately Farrah Abraham is now more famous for being an adult actress than she ever was for appearing on ‘Teen Mom.’

    The thing that really annoys me about the whole Farrah Abraham persona is that she’s totally unwilling to embrace and run with her character. Like, either shamefully deny that you ever did the porn tapes, or show regret because you’re a good religious mom, or totally run with it and be a sassy arrogant lady who talks down at other porn stars and think she’s the best in the world. There’s not really any room for middle ground here.

    Perfect example. What’s next for Farrah Abraham after her trio of erotic novels comes out? A book on Christian parenting. HAH. Like, whatever. See you in 2 months when you desperately try to make mainstream media headlines again.

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    June 10, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex News • Views: 28946

  • Send Yourself 3D Printed Dildos With This Cool Website

    They’re doing some really amazing things with 3D printing technology these days. They’re creating more efficient casts, printing cheaper and more accessible prosthetic limbs, and some people are even messing around with the idea of printing FOOD. Yes, that’s right, your Star Trek fuelled fantasies of a food replicator might someday become a reality thanks to 3D printing.

    All of that stuff is cool and important, but it’s not exactly fun. What kind of stuff can an average-Joe-four-limbs like myself print using a 3D printer? Well, check this site out:

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    June 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Toys • Views: 21796

  • The New ‘Galactic Cap’ Condom is Maybe Not That Awesome

    There’s been a huge amount of publicity and hype surrounding the recently announced saviour of a condom called the ‘Galactic Cap.’  People are always looking for new contraceptives to replaced the tried and true ones that have been around for centuries.  Fact is, many men don’t really like using condoms.  There’s a variety of reasons why, but one of the primary ones is that wearing a condom can severely reduce the sensation in one’s penis and make sex less pleasurable.

    The push to replace condoms has been especially felt from the pornography industry, which is currently in the midst of getting ‘screwed over’ by the California State Assembly who are trying to pass a bill enforcing strict use of condoms on porn sets.

    Enter the Galactic Cap, a new contraceptive that claims to provide the same benefits of condoms, without the unwieldy full-latex sleeve that you gotta wrap around your dick.

    In a feature with LA Weekly, the creator of the Galactic Cap broke down the virtues of his new invention:

    “If you use this you might overcome the problem of using a condom on camera. A lot of people might not like the look of [traditional condoms] going in and out,” he told LA Weekly. “It’s transparent, on the head, so it doesn’t look so gross.”

    The quote above outlines the main problem with this new condom.  Ultimately any improvements that it provides are pretty cosmetic.  Sure, it may look less invasive on camera.  It will also allow for more sensation for the shaft of a man’s penis.  But the main problem?  You’ll be sacrificing safety for pleasure using these things, which sort of defeats the purpose of a contraceptive measure in the first place.

    The danger involved with sex reaches much deeper than what’s contained in a man’s cum.  Sure, the condom will still prevent pregnancies if applies properly, but it does nothing to account for STIs and any other sexually transmitted diseases, which can still be transferred through skin contact, pre-cum and in many other ways.  Simply wrapping up the tip of your penis will not prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases, which is obviously an insanely huge flaw in the design of these condoms.

    I have a hard time imagining that the Galactic Cap will get FDA approval with such a huge flaw in its design, but we’ll see.  First thing’s first, Powell, the creator, needs to raise a bunch of money on IndieGoGo.

    Basically, I’ll believe that these things are gonna hit the market when they actually hit the market.  Until then, Galactic Cap condoms are a nice, but inherently flawed invention.  Still, its nice to see that people are researching improvements in our contraceptives, because really, they’ve hardly been improved in the last several hundred years.

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    June 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 14950

  • Pole dancing is no longer just for strippers

    I recently signed up for a pole dancing class after my friend begged and begged and begged me to buy the “Groupon” package with her. Continue Reading

    June 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6650

  • Russian Instagram Models Trick Horny Dudes and Teenagers

    I don’t know how old the general reading population of this blog is. However, I am just old enough that I remember the days of dial-up internet. More specifically, trying to look at porn on a dial-up connection was a total nightmare. The agonizing process of slowly, slowly waiting for one single picture to load is the stuff that nightmares are made of. And that was just pictures! Forget about videos that shit took like 3 months to download.

    Now, luckily, if I want to look at pictures and even videos of sexy babes I can just go to Sex.com and look at an endless feed of porn.

    But there’s a new generation of people facing problems with slow-loading babe pictures, and those are the people that are on crappy phone networks. Your big clunky home computers can handle everything fine, but your little futuristic pocket computers are struggling. Blame all of the shitty service providers for these obstructions. If I want to look at hot babes while I’m on the toilet I should be able to, seamlessly!

    Well a Russian phone network provider recently played up on this extremely modern nuisance:

    “BBDO Moscow and Russian telecom MTS collaborated to baffle the crap out of followers of popular Instagram bloggers Victoria Bonya, Alena Vodonaeva and Anna Sedokova. In one of the troll-iest social media plays ever, these attractive Insta-celebrities posted photos captioned with the following hashtags: #sexy #oiled #myself #six #hot #naked #pumpedup #guys #red #latex #ass #withanimals #cat #bear #horse #experimenting #crazy #positions #wow #amazing #ohmygod.”

    Pardon the out-dated language from the quote above. What the hell is an Instagram Blogger? Is that the same thing as an interweb site?

    Here’s the funny thing though – there was no actual pictures. The Russian Instagram models simply uploaded actual pictures of a ‘photo loading’ screen with those hashtags, to fool thousands of weird Instagram lurkers around the world.

    Unfortunately, this was all just a viral marketing campaign to force people into spending way more money than they should have to to get a reliable phone connection. It’s still pretty funny though.

    But we’re not those big phone company big wigs. I won’t try and deprive you of pictures of sexy Russian babes. Do you think I’m some kind of monster? So, check out all of these hot pictures, and if they don’t load properly then you ACTUALLY are having network problems and its not my fault.

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    Also as a bonus here are a few actual pictures of Anna Sedokova, one of the Russian Instagram models in question:

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    June 5, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 22036

  • There’s a Better Female Condom Coming You Lazy Bastards

    Female condoms are a relatively new and experimental thing, but they’re slowly but surely being rolled onto the market, which is probably good news for all of you lazy/stupid dudes out there who can’t be bothered to spend 10 seconds to open up a condom and put it on their dicks.

    The article in question basically re-iterates what I just said:

    Many men just refuse to use condoms, so if a woman’s partner refuses to use a condom or complains about a condom, she can say I’ll use one,” Herbenick says. “It provides a female-initiated or a female-controlled option.”

    The problem with female condoms in their current state is that they’re pretty unwieldy.  They don’t fit very well.  They’re probably pretty uncomfortable to wear, especially since they’ve been described as ‘baggy’ and ‘big.’  That sounds terrible.

    The project is funded by the Gates foundation, which works to promote and fund world health initiatives.

    Listen, this is a good/great thing.  The more viable contraceptive products there are on the market, the better.  I get that some guys don’t like using condoms.  Hell, I don’t even like using them.  But I do.  Because you HAVE to, especially if your partner isn’t using some other form of contraceptive, and probably even if they are.

    According to the study, less than 1% of the condoms in the world are female condoms.  That’s a massive problem, because it takes a lot of the power out of the woman’s hands.  A woman should have equal rights to safe, cheap contraceptives that a man does.  Going on birth control ain’t cheap, and isn’t accessible for many women.

    So Indiana University, good luck.  I hope that you can get something viable out on the market, and that we can stop relying on skeezy dudes to spend the time tossing on a condom in the heat of the moment.

    I mean, if you got a sexy lady to help you put on a condom, then why you even complaining in the first place?

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    June 4, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 30855

  • Study Says Stress is a Sex Drive Killer

    Because we didn’t already know that, right? Well, now we at least have science to back it up.

    In a study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, the participants were put into two groups- highly stressed women and averagely stressed women. They were then shown lots of porn and their level of genital arousal were measured. According to Anna Davies from NBC, the results were that “The women in the high-stress group showed lower levels of genital arousal, higher levels of distraction, and higher levels of the stress hormone cortisol, which researchers hypothesize contributed to decreased physical arousal.”

    Basically, they believe the chemicals in your brain that make you stressed, also counteract positive things, like sex drive. (Which I can totally believe. Have you ever tried to do anything happy while majorly stressed out?)

    While the study was done on women and the article also seems to be aimed at women, Psychology today says that stress contributes to low sex drive for men too.

    Let’s face it, the chances of completely cutting out stress in your everyday in order to have better sex are very low. So how do you get your sexy mojo back? The article lists the way to solve this is to “have an orgasm” which while it is a great way to relieve stress and increase your sex drive, seems like really redundant advice considering highly stressed people have trouble doing just that.

    My advice instead is have a bubble bath, get a massage, watch a lot of porn on sex.com, have some drinks while you’re doing these things and THEN have an orgasm. Those things are stress relievers, right? Here’s some pictures to get you started:

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    June 3, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 8403