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  • Want Penis Enlargement Surgery? Go to Germany.

    Are you currently masturbating while looking at Sex.com and, when you look down at your penis, thinking to yourself ‘my penis is like, pretty cool, I guess, but it could definitely be a bit bigger than 3 inches…?”  Well, our buds at gay.sex.com have some inside details about penis enlargement for you.  I’ve covered a few penis enlargement stories on this here blog in the past.  There was the British guy who already had a huge penis and wanted to upgrade.  There was also the Australian guy with a botched surgery on his micro-penis.  

    I’m of the school of thought that you should work with watch you got.  If you got a small penis, well, that sucks for you, but maybe you should practice some alternative ways to get people off.  Or maybe you wanna just get a penis enlargement surgery? I may be a genius, but I’m not your parent.  You can do whatever the heck you want with that thing.

    But, if you’re honestly thinking about getting that small penis of yours upgraded, may I offer a small piece of advice?  Book your appointment in Germany.  Take a little euro-trip at the same time!  Live a little!

    Why Germany?  Well, because Germans love getting their dicks enhanced, that’s why.  According to my buddy over at the gay.sex.com blog, Germans actually account for a pretty huge chunk of worldwide penis enhancements.  Here’s the relevant data to back up my claims:

    “According to the ISAPS, 2,786 Germans made their dicks bigger by the way of surgery in 2013. The study also discovered that globally only 15,000 such procedures were done. That means that Germany accounts for just under 1/5th of all penis enhancements in the entire world.

    The country that performed the second largest amount of penis enlargement procedures was Venezuela with a total of 473. This number further highlights just how much more frequently such procedures occur in Germany compared to any other country in the world.”

    More dick surgeries means more experienced dick surgeons.  When you’re messing around with your penis you wanna make sure the job is done properly.  You don’t want to end up like the afore-mentioned Australian guy who actually ended up with a SMALLER penis after his surgery was botched, right?

    No, of course you don’t. Trust me on this one.

    via Gay.Sex.Com

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    August 1, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 31387

  • Having Sex While On Your Period – Yay or Nay?

    There’s an unspoken rule amongst many men about ‘that time of the month.’  If your girlfriend is on her period, that’s your cue to break out a book or newspaper in bed for a week or so.  It’s kind of understandable – having sex while on one’s period can be an extremely messy activity.  Man’s reluctance to get in the menstrual mix has led, in turn, to many women remarking that ‘we can’t have sex, I’m on my period.’

    But why does this stigma exist?  I’ve personally had sex with people on their periods plenty of times, and, as long as your partner isn’t ‘flowin like crazy, it’s not a big deal.  In a way, I actually find it to be quite arousing, if the circumstances are right.

    So, as you’ve probably already guessed, I’m a staunch supporter of period sex.  But beyond any personal quirks of mine, there’s some actual objective benefits to fucking ’round that time of the month.

    Nerve recently took a very detailed look at the pros and cons of sex during menstruation, but here’s the Coles Notes for y’all lazy motherfuckers.  Continue Reading

    August 1, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sexual Health • Views: 31240

  • Wanna Make $$$? Become a Pro Sex Toy Tester

    In the spirit of it being National Orgasm Day in the UK, I thought I’d talk about sex toys for a second.

    A lot of people dismiss sex toys as masturbation aids, something that should be enjoyed in the privacy of a masturbation session.  I know many men who are intimidated by the idea of having toys in the mix when they have sex with their partner. A lot of dudes are actually threatened by toys – I guess their line of thinking is probably: “Well if the toy can give her an orgasms 100% of the time, then why am I even here?  What’s the point?”

    Well, the point is that it can vastly improve things in the bedroom – why would you dismiss something that can make the experience more enjoyable and fun for everyone involved?  There’s hundreds and hundreds of different sex toys you can try out, of varying functions and qualities, so chances are you can find something that works for you.

    Just ask Cara Houiellebecq, a British woman who tests out and reviews sex toys as a living.

    Wanna make 15,000 British pounds a year testing sex toys?  All you gotta do is create a well-read and established adult review blog.

    Cara started by working at an adult sex toy site, then branched off on her own and created her own enterprise.  At this point she’s getting toys sent to her almost every day, her site is booming,  she’s getting consulting gigs from adult sites everywhere, and yea, she’s raking in 15,000 pounds a year to have 15 orgasms a week.  Sounds like a pretty good gig.

    In terms of couples using sex toys together, Cara states:

    My partner doesn’t see it as a threat – we always say that toys are the seasoning to a sex life – not a replacement.”

    Hey, wait a second, I work for an established sex blog also – where are all of my free sex toys?  Send me free sex toys and free money you cheap jerks in the adult manufacturing business.

    All of this to say – try out sex toys, you goddamn prudes.  Spice things up a bit.  Celebrate National Orgasm Day.  Have fun.  Sex!!!!!!!!!!

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    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 11758

  • National Orgasm Day is Today!

    Have you ever been in the middle of having an orgasm and you’ve thought to yourself “I wish that there was a specific day in place to celebrate how awesome orgasms feel – some sort of Orgasm Day, if you will?”  Well when I’m trying not to cum I usually think about professional sports, but if thinking about national holidays works for you, then by all means!

    Well it might be your lucky day (if you live in the UK), because July 31st is National Orgasm Day in Britain.  I’m from a commonwealth country so I don’t give a fuck, I’ll celebrate in the name of the queen.  Go orgasms!  Go queens!

    It seems weird that somewhere as notoriously prudish and uptight as the UK is championing something like National Orgasm Day, but good for them.

    Even if you don’t live in the UK, why not appropriate National Orgasm Day and celebrate it anyways?  It’s probably one of the easiest (and most fun) things to celebrate.

    First thing’s first – spend some time familiarizing yourself and educating yourself about the orgasm.  There’s like a million different types of orgasms, and half of them you probably don’t even know about unless you’re an awesome sex guru like myself.

    Then, spend some time giving yourself and your partner an orgasm.   Now’s a good day to re-invigorate things in the bedroom.  You and your partner are at home, doing nothing? Turn off the TV dude – spend some time with your lover and orgasm the hell out of each other.  Summon the inner-brit in you and have convenient, practical, non-emotive and quiet sex with your significant other.  Actually don’t do that.

    If you’re British, make sure to get your rocks off before midnight tonight, because you’re not allowed to have another orgasm until July 31, 2015.  Sorry, no exceptions to the rule! Queen’s Orders!

    Here’s a good article from the Independent examining the orgasm and deconstructing some of our pre-conceived notions about it.  The main point?  Orgasms are great, orgasms are fun, but they’re not the end-all be-all of sex.  Remember, the journey is half the fun!

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    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 7535

  • Sex Tips from 1894 Are Really Stupid and Make Sex Sound Lame

    But newsflash, sex ain’t actually lame. Still, if the idea that sex is lame is being continually drilled into your brain by the media, you’d probably start to believe it. Like how I believe that 9/11 was an inside job after watching ‘Spare Change’ on Youtube 800 times consecutively.

    You know how you read sex tips in magazines like Cosmo and the like, and you think to yourself, “None of these sex tips sound even remotely arousing and in fact most of them are completely ridiculous and sound painful/disgusting?” Well, though I admittedly don’t read Cosmo very often, the above question is what’s usually running through my mind when I do.

    It turns out that horrible sex advice pointers have been doled out for over a century, and probably even further back than that. Cosmo, the magazine I was just dissing, recently posted some sex tips from 1894, and they’re actually pretty interesting. It seems like back then, women were trying their goddamn fucking hardest to hoodwink their husbands into never having sex.

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    July 22, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Stuff • Views: 7911

  • Women’s Sex Lives Can Be Boosted By Eating Apples

    Scientists may have stumbled upon the long-awaited viagra for women: apples.

    Yes, according to new research published in the Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics, scientists believe that apples can improve the sexual arousal levels in women. 
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    July 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 8948

  • 4 Tips You Need to Find a Female Threesome Partner

    So your girlfriend wants a threesome with another woman. Congratulations buddy, you have hit the jackpot. Seriously, you have. Some men will wait their whole life and never come to that moment.

    Now to just find a woman, right? Well before you start trying, I have 4 suggestions for you.

    Don’t do it on social networking/dating sites unless it’s specifically made for that.

      I do not know ANYBODY who has scored after messaging a bunch of lesbians on plenty of fish or anything of the sort. It sounds too creepy when you’re messaging someone about a threesome and most people on dating websites are looking for actual relationships, unfortunately.

     

    Don’t suggest one of her friends if she doesn’t. Even if she does, be wary.

      It might ruin your chance of a threesome if she thinks you’re just trying to sleep with one of her friends without calling it cheating, seriously. And just in general, if you’re planning on doing it with someone you know, make sure it’s someone you know it won’t be awkward with after. (Or someone you don’t want to sleep with again… because that’ll cause a ton of problems as you can imagine.)

     

    If you’re going to approach someone at a bar, do it together.

      A lot of the time a couple will begin with sending the girl or guy to flirt with their potential threesome partner and then slowly lead into it. That doesn’t work because you spend a lot of time for no reason if the person is going to get their hopes up and just end up being weirded out. If you approach the person together and offer to buy them a drink, that weeds out those who are going to say no right away

     

    Find a fetish party in your area! 

      This is actually the most fun of the four suggestions which is why I left it for last. Believe it or not, there are parties dedicated to fetishes AND threesomes. Fortunately I live in a big city, so there are a ton here. A quick google search should help you out there and hopefully it’ll be the same for you.

    Best of luck, my friends!

    326367 incredible threesome pic 4 Tips You Need to Find a Female Threesome Partner

    July 7, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 14723

  • Pseudoscience Report: A Third of Women Have Gone Through Year Long Sex Dry Spells

    In your pseudo-science report of the day, sex toy company LoveHoney recently posted the results of a survey which polled 1500 online users. According to the results of the poll, one third of women have gone through sex dry spells that have lasted for a year.

    A year! Where you @ dudes?

    Keeping sexually active is not always the easiest. According the the study, most of the reasons for sexuality inactivity involve boring and tedious real-life problems, like being stressed out and being too busy for work.

    Turns out that a good chunk of women are actually sort of fine with their sexual dry spells however, with 23% saying they’re fine with going through a big drought.

    One of the more interesting parts of the study is as follows:

    “A quarter of women have ended a break in sex with a one-night stand or a casual fling, compared to 34 per cent of men. A further 36 per cent of women have resumed sex by sleeping with a friend with benefits – a pal they can enjoy sex with but not date.”

    So get your friend to lend a helping hand!

    6509597 i feel like they are watching some porn while she fingers her Pseudoscience Report: A Third of Women Have Gone Through Year Long Sex Dry Spells

    Source: onlyporngif.com via Porn Gifs Daily on Sex.com

    Makes sense. If I was going through year long sexual dry spells I would be going through my phone looking for any acquaintance that might be willing to help me out with my problem. One night stands aren’t the most satisfying, in my opinion, but sometimes you just gotta open up those floodgates you know?

    Since this study comes from a sex toy company (one of the biggest in the UK), I’m going to question the intentions behind this poll. Put two and two together, y’all. If people aren’t having sex, and are frustrated, they’re probably more likely to invest in that expensive vibrator so they can take matters into their own hands.

    “Hey, I want a sex toy but I’m too embarrassed to go to a sex shop, oh, hey wait a second, this study I’m reading is published by an online sex toy distributor – where’s my credit card again?”

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    July 4, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 18525

  • Tired of Holding Your iPad While Simultaneously Using Your Fleshlight?

    Well young man, if that’s the case, then I certainly have some interesting news for you.

    No longer will multi-tasking while trying to jerk off to your favourite pictures and videos at Sex.com be an issue for you. Laziness reigns supreme!

    It’s called the Launchpad and its basically an expensive holster for your iPad with grips on the side so you can furiously bang your expensive piece of technology.

    This new product allows you to rig up your porn-machine (iPad) with your fleshlight of choice, so now while you’re skyped into an important million dollar business meeting you can secretly fuck a plastic tube at the same time, you lucky devil you.

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    June 30, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 15304

  • Top 7 Hottest Things a Girl Does During Sex

    And I mean besides the obvious BJ/eating out, HJ/fingering and basically just letting you have sex with them.

    1. Moan
      The over the top fake kind doesn’t exactly work for me, but hearing a girl moan during sex or make any kind of pleasurable noise is such a turn on because it’s a confirmation she’s enjoying herself. (And that’s a hell of an ego boost)
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    2. Suck on your finger
      I guess it’s because of the anticipation of what this means, but man, when a girl sucks on my finger I can barely contain myself.5284383 gif photo Top 7 Hottest Things a Girl Does During Sex
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    3. Giggle
      Moans are #1 on this list but the giggle during sex almost ties, I’m not going to lie. It’s just plain adorable.

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    4. Take control
      I like to be in control in bed usually, but a good playful struggle for control is fun and usually comes with some giggles too.

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    5. Arch her back
      I can’t even justify why this is sexy. But it is.
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    6. Bite or scratch at you while you’re fucking her
      Not for everyone, but most people I’ve talked to have found this incredibly arousing. I guess it’s the same appeal hickeys have, they not only feel painfully good but it’s like marking territory. Everyone will definitely now know what you did last night.3342476 biting her ear and touching her pussy Top 7 Hottest Things a Girl Does During Sex
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    7. Wearing your clothes after sex
      Okay this technically shouldn’t be on the list because it doesn’t happen during sex, but to me it definitely calls for round two when I see her wearing one of my t-shirts later.
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    I’m absolutely sure there are a tons more where this came from. Does anybody have any to contribute?

    -Red Velvet

    June 26, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 25846