The other day, one of my girlfriends asked me if I wanted to come to her yoga class.
“It’s good for your body and your mind,” she said.
I had to decline. Not just because I’m not interested in bettering my body and mind but because I’ve watched too much yoga porn in my life.
Going to a yoga class where sexy ladies are bending in all kinds of ways in those fucking pants when I have so much yoga porn stored in my brain would just make me want to masturbate right then and there. And then I’d go to jail. Not cool.
Though you won’t find “Yoga Porn” among your main porn categories like anal, lesbian, BDSM or interracial, I’d like to prove to you that yoga porn is the best porn.
So without further ado, watch these 17 yoga porn videos and fall in love with this special sub-genre of fit, flexible babes getting fucked. Continue Reading
Finding quality, free porn isn’t easy. You may disagree but I think I know a little bit more about free porn than you, so just leave this to the expert. To make finding quality, free porn easier to find, the Sex.com Blog has now taken on the responsibility of sifting through all the millions of free porn videos on Sex.com and selecting the seven best free porn videos so you don’t waste your precious weekend searching for porn.
Make sense? It does to me!
Let’s see the top 7 free porn videos from the past week!
How many times have you been watching porn in your room with all the lights off and thought to yourself, “These headphones just aren’t making the cut”?
It must be in the high millions, right? Well, there’s good news. Sex toy manufacturer Lovepalz has just announced that they have designed a new kind of headphone to enhance your porn watching experience!
Since this is the internet, you have every right to highly skeptical of Lovepalz’s new porn-centric headphones. So allow me to explain what they’re all about.
Lovepalz’s Ladobi earphones are supposedly designed to put more emphasis on voice rather than sounds. They are said to make male voices rounder and fuller and female voices sound more pleasing and sharp.
How? The Ladobi earphones are a six-channel surround sound earphones, meaning 360 degree sound, and a frequency range of 15 HZ-22 KHZ. The idea is that the sound is so immersive that it will give users the feeling they are right there on the set. At least, that’s what I think it means. I’ll admit that I don’t understand this technical mumbo-jumbo but I am intrigued by the idea of headphones designed specifically for watching porn.
Personally, I’m a big believer in aural arousal. That means that you’re turned on by sounds.
STEP 8: See how you can last masturbating to the video with the sound on.
Now, which was better?
Of course, there’s no wrong way to watch porn. Some of you may hate the moans and groans and smacking of skin on skin. Meanwhile, there are some of you that probably can’t even get it up without the sound. Whatever works for you is the correct way to watch porn.
However, for those of you who have realized the importance of sound in porn through my little experiment, I’ll just tell you that Lovepalz’s Ladobi porn-centric earphones cost $39.99 and only 1,000 pairs have been made.
You can pre-order them now and get yourself a free shipping and $15 coupon.
I don’t like paying attention to awards this time of year because I feel people are too easily influenced by nominations and winning to actually form an opinion themselves.
For example, last year when Argowon Best Picture at the Oscars, people stopped sharing their thoughts on the movie and instead say, “It won the Oscar.” But why does that matter to you? The old guard of the Hollywood elite decided that Argowas the best picture of 2013, not you. Your opinion is just as valid as theirs so why does an award supersede your opinion? Who cares about a little gold statuette?
With that said, the AVN Awards were last week. The entire porn industry got together in Las Vegas, Nevada to celebrate the best porn from 2013.
Now, I can’t guarantee that your favorite pornstar won anything. But that shouldn’t discourage you. Life’s not about winning awards and porn especially isn’t about awards. It’s about hot, graphic sex that we get online for free.
So yeah, don’t blame me if your favorites didn’t win anything and don’t let it discourage you. Hopefully, the results of the 2014 AVN Awards will just introduce to new favorites.