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  • Win a Free 30-Day Pass To Puba.com!

    We know that you guys want unlimited access to HD porn videos and pictures. We also know that you want unlimited access to HD porn videos and pictures for free. And I want a solid gold toilet but it’s just not in the cards now, is it?

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    November 6, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Site News, Stuff • Views: 9917

  • Your Halloween 2014 Porn Video Primer: Brazzers Halloween Porn Videos

    The original plan was to spotlight each and every Halloween-themed porn videos released (like we did for Kendra Lust’s Halloween porn video) in anticipation for Halloween 2014. After all, watching hot pornstars fuck in sexy costumes is the only thing that gets me excited for Halloween anymore.

    However, there were way more Halloween porn videos released this year than we could have anticipated and writing individual blog posts for every new Halloween porn video is too much work. So instead, we’re streamlining the whole thing by showing you the best Halloween porn videos of 2014 in what we’re calling Your Halloween 2014 Porn Video Primer. First up, all the Halloween porn videos Brazzers has released! We would have liked to diversify from websites, but there were so many Halloween porn videos from Brazzers that they managed to get their own blog post. Funny how things work out.

    Enjoy! I think you’ll find these Halloween porn videos equal parts sexy and spooky.  Continue Reading

    October 29, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Sex News • Views: 14974

  • 4 Reasons Why Fucking Your Boss Might Be A Good Idea

    Office relationships are a lot like long-distance relationships in that everyone agrees that they should be avoided at all costs.

    Office relationships between co-workers can usually work out. But there’s no question that any office relationship between a boss and his/her subordinate is definitely a bad idea.

    Why? Because your co-workers will eventually find out and resent you, believing you are getting preferential treatment thanks to your awesome blowjob skills. If one of you believes it to be just a fling and the other is looking for something more, the awkwardness will be a distraction at work, and much weirder than your average break-up. You’ll never know if your performance evaluation is an honest assessment of your work or a tongue-and-cheek critique of your fucking ability.

    These are just three reasons why you should avoid fucking your boss…but by not fucking your boss…you’re, presumably, not fucking anyone, which is totally unacceptable. Rather than have you endure a dry spell, here are 4 reasons why fucking your boss might be a good idea!  Continue Reading

    October 22, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 12443

  • Skin Diamond is Getting Ready for Halloween

    Who in North America doesn’t love Halloween?  If you’re a kid, you get to dress up and get free candy.  If you’re an adult, then you get to dress up, go to a party and get very drunk. Also, possibly eat a bunch of candy, if its available. It’s a win-win holiday for all of the age demographics.  It’s also awesome if you’re into porn, because this is when all of the dress-up/cosplay content starts getting released.

    Also the new Star Wars movie is coming out in like, just over a year.  I am also very excited for that, even though it’s unrelated to Halloween.

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    October 21, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 5605

  • Coolio’s New Song About Pornhub Is Just Sad

    Two months ago, my esteemed colleague Gil Powers reported that rapper Coolio was going to be mounting a comeback with a new song all about Pornhub and music video filled with pornstars.

    I know when I read Gil’s post about it, my reaction was, “Really?”

    To which Gil assured me that it was real.

    And of course I responded with, “No, really. Don’t jerk me around here fella. Coolio is going to make a comeback with a song about Pornhub and a music video filled with pornstars?”

    I guess my main problem with Coolio collaborating with Pornhub is that fact that people (who happened to be named Gil Powers) are calling it a comeback. A comeback, to me, implies a return to form in artistic circles. A Coolio comeback would mean that he had written and recorded a track on par with the Keena & Kel theme song.

    But this is not the case.

    Instead, Coolio’s collaboration with Pornhub is just sad. I’m sure that Coolio’s royalty checks for “Gangsters Paradise” have been steadily dwindling in size since 1995. And so when a few Pornhub employees saw Coolio standing on the street corner with a piece of cardboard that read, “WILL RAP FOR FOOD“, they couldn’t resist throwing some money at him in exchange for a song that’s nothing more than shameless promotion.

    That said, I can’t see how Coolio and Pornhub’s “Take It To The Hub” benefits anyone. Coolio mumbles his way through his verses, with MindGeek properties being the only words properly articulate (meaning that there was a clause in his contract that these were the only lyrics he had to enunciate), thus confirming that Coolio is as washed up as everyone thought he was.

    Meanwhile, I don’t see how Pornhub benefits from the song because it is terrible. “Take It To The Hub” might be Pornhub jumping the shark (which of course is an expression to describe that moment when something that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity). If I were I diehard Pornhub user and I saw this video, I would say to myself, “If this is what they’re doing now, I need to find a new free porn site to fap to.” It’s that embarrassing.

    Despite the song being one of the worst songs I’ve heard all year, I will say that the video is able to redeem itself with shots of Phoenix Marie, Skin Diamond, Alexa Aimes and other hot pornstars shaking their big wet titties and asses.

    But that’s just how I feel. Watch the video for Coolio and Pornhub’s “Take It To The Hub” courtesy of Vice below:

    Oh man…

    Wasn’t that just the worst?

    Well, it wasn’t all bad. Got to see Phoenix Marie’s ass in action. Too bad it was accompanied by that terrible, terrible song.

    Let’s all cleanse our palettes of this awful music with the hottest GIFs of Phoenix Marie’s ass found on Sex.com.

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    Ah that’s better.

    ReminderL Every time you hear a shitty rap song that puts you in a really shitty mood, looking at Phoenix Marie’s ass will always make you feel better.

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    September 8, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 5699

  • Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn

    If there’s one thing that most pornstars have in common it’s that they all get naked in front of a camera it’s that they’ve all made a terrible mistake at a tattoo parlor at some point in their lives.

    I don’t know why, but sometimes I’ll see a pornstar and think, “Oh wow, she’s sexy.” But then all of a sudden, she flips over and there’s this stretched out unicorn on her butt cheek. And then I think to myself, “Oh no, that’s too bad.” Flaccidity of the penis ensues.

    Initially, I was going to rant and rave about all the tattoos in porn that I find to be a complete turn-off…but what’s the point? Surely the pornstars that have the worst tattoos in porn realize they made a mistake. They don’t need me talking shit about their tattoos. So instead, I’d like to talk about the Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn.

    Are you ready find see the Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn?

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    August 11, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 34157

  • Attention Geeks: A New Doctor Who Porn Parody to be Released

    I’m a big geek, which I’ve most probably mentioned a couple times before and one of my absolute favourite shows to geek out to is Doctor Who. So when I stumbled upon an article about how they’re making a new porn parody of the show, I was majorly excited because porn parodies of my favourite shows always guarantee me a good laugh.

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    The show has been on for 50 years, so it’s not surprising that another porn parody called “Doctor Screw” has already been done and it’s 11 episode long but who could say no to another one, right? Especially since “Doctor Screw” is so damn hard to find and the trailer didn’t exactly have me sold enough to actually spend money on it. The most I was able to find for free when obsessively looking for it were some screencaps from the second episode and those were rather mediocre looking too.

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    But hey, you should all watch the trailer and if you do end up buying it, let me know if you’d recommend it.

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    Anyway, the new doctor who porn parody is going to be called “Doctor Whore: the XXX Parody” and is being directed by WoodRocket, the same company that previously brought us the SpongeBob Squarepants porno starring Skin Diamond…which I had not heard about until today but am so extremely hesitant to watch simply because it just sounds like the sort of thing that would be mildly traumatic.

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    As for the new doctor who porn parody, well basically right now all we know is that they’ve begun the casting process and that we’ve been promised a lot of space vaginas which is something I’m holding them to, because I’m told “Doctor Screw” seriously lacked in space vaginas.

    The best part of this new Doctor Who porn parody? It’s going to be available to stream online FOR FREE. So seriously. Geeks rejoice.

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    August 5, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 16232

  • Skin Diamond Rejects US Olympian Who Asked Her Out

    Well, he sort of asked her out, through TMZ.

    Josh Mance, a silver-medal winning US Olympian from the 2012 Olympics was confronted by TMZ in an airport the other day.  He asked the TMZ paparazzo to do him a favour – track down famous pornstar Skin Diamond and tell her to ‘come home.’  He goes on to talk about how the magic of Skin Diamond is her innocence.  The paparazzo asks Mance whether he could see himself actually dating a pornstar, to which Mance replies that, as long as they had figured out an arrangement together, he wouldn’t really have a problem with it.

    Of course, wanting to exploit Josh’s honesty about his porn-viewing habits and crushes, TMZ immediately approached Skin Diamond to get a reaction:

    Well, she seems totally non-committal about the whole thing, which is a totally fair reaction when someone vaguely attempts to ask you out with TMZ as a middleman.  I don’t think Josh Mance has a chance – Skin Diamond specifically mentions that she needs someone with a strong direct personality, so expressing your attraction towards with her with a celebrity gossip website as a conduit doesn’t seem like the best idea.

    And, if you don’t know who Skin Diamond is, then what rock have you been living under for the last year?  She’s one of the hottest pornstars around, and is quickly gaining a huge amount of fans and traction in the industry.   Check out these pictures of her if you’re in the dark.

    On an aside, what kind of name is Skin Diamond? It’s pretty catchy and its not necessarily bad, but it’s just kind of confusing. Like wtf is a Skin Diamond? I picture an actual diamond with skin stretched over it, and that shit gross though.

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    July 29, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 11228

  • Ukraine’s Human Barbie Says Ugliness Is Caused By “Race-Mixing”

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    You’re about to see why that’s totally untrue

    If you use the internet regularly, you’ve probably heard about Ukraine’s Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova.

    For those of you who don’t know Valeria Lukyanova, she’s quite possibly the world’s craziest woman. She spends every waking moment trying to look like a real life Barbie doll by putting on loads of makeup, wearing creepy contact lenses, working out constantly, and consuming only a diet of sunlight and air.

    GQ’s Michael Idov traveled to Ukraine to speak with Valeria Lukyanova, which only confirmed that she’s totally insane. Here’s her take on the “global mean” of beauty:

    When seated across the table from a living Barbie and stuck for topics, by all means go for collegiate bullshit. “But Amatue seems to be all about the Eastern philosophy of reincarnation,” I say. “And the beauty that you embody is very Western. American, even.”

    Valeria grows pensive, which in her case means rolling her eyes slightly upward without changing anything else about her face. “I wouldn’t say so. Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it’s not ideal, you know? Everyone strives for the golden mean. It’s global now.”

    “But that’s a relatively new thing,” I reply. “The ideal of beauty used to be different.”

    “That’s because of the race-mixing.”

    WOAH. Ugliness is caused by “race-mixing”? That’s not ok. Of course a woman crazy enough to transform herself into a living doll would also happen to be terribly racist.

    To prove to you all that “race-mixing” is not the source of human ugliness, here now are the 20 hottest mixed race women:  Continue Reading

    April 8, 2014 • Sex News, TOP 10's • Views: 7607

  • 2014 AVN Award Winners: The Porn Industry’s Favorite Porn

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    Congrats Bonnie, Manuel, and Mia!

    I don’t like paying attention to awards this time of year because I feel people are too easily influenced by nominations and winning to actually form an opinion themselves.

    For example, last year when Argo won Best Picture at the Oscars, people stopped sharing their thoughts on the movie and instead say, “It won the Oscar.” But why does that matter to you? The old guard of the Hollywood elite decided that Argo was the best picture of 2013, not you. Your opinion is just as valid as theirs so why does an award supersede your opinion? Who cares about a little gold statuette?

    With that said, the AVN Awards were last week. The entire porn industry got together in Las Vegas, Nevada to celebrate the best porn from 2013.

    Now, I can’t guarantee that your favorite pornstar won anything. But that shouldn’t discourage you. Life’s not about winning awards and porn especially isn’t about awards. It’s about hot, graphic sex that we get online for free.

    So yeah, don’t blame me if your favorites didn’t win anything and don’t let it discourage you. Hopefully, the results of the 2014 AVN Awards will just introduce to new favorites.

    Anyways, here are the winners from the 2014 AVN Awards:  Continue Reading

    January 20, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 42311