And, as you can imagine, the church authorities are none too pleased.
Recently, some videos surfaced of a 24-year old Austrian porn actress named Babsi fondling herself in a church. The priest of the church found out through an anonymous tipster, and is trying to take legal action against those people who were involved with the photo shoot.
As much as I don’t give a shit about churches or religion – I feel bad for the priest. Show at least a little decorum people, I mean, maybe there’s some sort of deep-rooted prudishness surfacing in me here, but in a church? Kinda grimy guys.
You can watch the not-particularly sexy video here. I can’t directly embed the video in the post. So sue me.
Is this even pornographic? Vaguely, I guess. But when I clicked on the news article I expected like, a full on big budget production with camera crews, props, make-up, costumes, several different actors all gang-banging on the pews and in the confessional, all dressed up likes nuns and priests. As you can imagine, I was slightly disappointed to discover this ‘porno’ is simply like, a Windows-phone shot 3 minute clip of some woman lightly fondling her boobs and general crotch area, over her jeans.
Perhaps there are additional videos where things get a little more hardcore, but I can’t find ’em if thats the case.
Whatever, it’s still pretty funny because it’s getting all the conservative-types all twisted up.
HAVE NO FEAR THOSE OF FAITH, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO YOUR GOD:
“Meanwhile the local diocese is considering how to go about restoring the church’s dignity, and says “The sacraments which were celebrated in the past few weeks in the parish church are still considered valid.”
So there’s that.
Anyways, I’ll update my post if any additional information about this or any full-length videos surface. Until then, you can look at these vaguely religious-themed porn pics from Sex.com that probably weren’t ACTUALLY shot in a church and like, I dunno, have a weird catholic-guilt ridden masturbation session or something?