Everybody celebrate this achievement by rubbing your junk through pants until a small, friction fire starts! If a small start because your loins are burning for Bree Daniels, that is also acceptable.
For many of us, the weekend didn’t start on Friday afternoon this week.
So does that mean we should have posted Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist earlier? Probably.
To makeup for posting Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist when you’re already well into your long weekend, this Thanksgiving edition of Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist has double the videos!
Normally, the staff of this free porn blog spends all week selecting the 7 hottest free porn videos of the week for Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist. But since it’s a holiday, we’re going to show you the 14 hottest free porn videos!
So please, enjoy the last of your long weekend with Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist. Continue Reading
Do you ever get tired of being the passive observer when watching porn?
Don’t get me wrong, I love watching a good rough fucking, but sometimes it can be more fun to tune in and flirt on Free Live Cams.
Which is why today, we need your help, dear reader.
We’ve been watching a lot of the recorded free live cam shows and there are 10 hot webcam girls we desperately want to cam with, but alas we can’t find them! So if you’ve cammed with these hot webcam girls before, please let us know how we can cam with them in the comments.
Do you guys like carving jack-o-lanterns for Halloween? I don’t. Not because I’m basically the Grinch but for Halloween but because it’s extremely hard to do, it’s messy and it never turns out the way you had hoped. I only have time for one thing in my life that’s extremely hard to do, messy and ultimately disappointing and that’s anal sex.
Sorry jack-o-lanterns but until you’re worth the effort (despite being a bit disappointing) like anal sex, I ain’t going to carve one of you.
At least…that’s how I felt in the days leading up to Halloween…
On Monday, October 27th, Amy Poehler was Howard Stern to promote her new memoir/self-help book Yes Please and ended up revealing that she’s an avid viewer of pornography!
Amy Poehler said, “I like my porn like my comedy: Done by professionals, women who are at the top of their game. So, I like professional ladies who are enjoying themselves. I’m not an amateur person. I want everybody to look good and be good at their jobs.” Continue Reading
NEWS FLASH: surfing for free porn online isn’t as easy as it used to be!
With millions and billions and trillions of free porn videos on the internet, it’s tough to know what’s hot and what’s not. Tell me, who rock? Who sell out in the stores? You tell me who flopped, who copped the blue drop. Whose jewels got robbed? Who is mostly Goldie down to the tube sock. The same old pimp, Mase, you know ain’t nothing changed but his limp.
Ok, that’s enough reciting old rap lyrics.
You know the drill by now. Every Friday, we post the the 7 hottest free porn videos from the past week in the Sex.com Blog’s Weekend Free Porn Playlist to save you from wasting your entire weekend browsing for free porn. And since it’s now officially the weekend, it’s time for another edition of the Weekend Free Porn Playlist.
Ready to see some awesome free porn? GOOD! Continue Reading
What’s that? It’s already the weekend? Great! For many of us, the weekend is our only chance to blow off the steam that’s built up over the past week. And what better way to blow your load off that steam than with the Sex.com Blog’s WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST?
For the initiated, the Sex.com Blog’s Weekend Free Porn Playlist is where you can find our top 7 favorite free porn videos from the past week so you don’t have to spend your entire weekend browsing for free porn. You might see some hot girl-on-girl action. You might see a naughty amateur get fucked on webcam. You might see a BBW that’s the hottest woman in the world. No two Weekend Free Porn Playlists are the same, so make sure to check the Sex.com Blog every Friday to see the best free porn the internet has to offer.
Now, let’s get down to business and watch the top 7 free porn videos from the past week! Enjoy the October 17th, 2014 edition of Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist.
1. Whitney Westgate pleasures her man
Hey guys. I have to apologize to you. Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist is a day late this week. Do you think you’ll ever find it your hearts to forgive me?
Before you say, “No, Chico. We can never forgive you.” I suggest that we check out the top 7 best free porn videos from the past week. After watching all 7, then maybe you can decide to never forgive me again.
1. Red Fox gets a nice outdoor fuck
Alright all you motherfuckers! It’s the motherfucking weekend. We got sleep to catch up on. We got parties to go to. We don’t have to go to work for TWO WHOLE DAYS. It’s time to live life to its fullest.
Here at the Sex.com Blog, we want all you motherfuckers to have the best damn weekend possible. How can a porn blog help you have the best damn weekend possible? Every Friday, we supply you with YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST.
You could spend your entire weekend searching for hot, free porn videos to fap to…or you could just let us do it for you!
To save you time, we spend all week carefully curating the 7 best free porn videos from the past week for optimal weekend fapping.
So let’s not delay a second longer. Let’s see the 7 best free porn videos from the past week in yet another edition of YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST.
1. Naughty slut August Ames films a sex tape in a dive bar bathroom
YAY! IT’S THE WEEKEND! TIME FOR FREE PORN!
But not just any old free porn! It’s time for the carefully curated Weekend Free Porn Playlist! Every Friday, we post the 7 hottest free porn videos on Sex.com from the past week and give them the attention they deserve. Plus, you get to enjoy the best free porn all weekend long.
But this is no ordinary weekend. This is the Labor Day long weekend! In celebration of the long weekend, instead of the sharing the 7 hottest free porn videos with you from the past week, we’re doubling your dosage of free porn!
Can you think of a better way to spend the long weekend than watching the 14 best free porn videos from the past week (besides watching Brianna Brooks’ final porn scene)?
And since no one will be shooting porn until further notice, might as well get caught up on all the free porn you can.
14 free porn videos is a lot of free porn videos, so let’s do it to it:
1. Natalia Starr showers and gets fucked POV-style
Is it possible that there’s too much free porn on the internet? With millions of sexy pictures to see and millions of porn videos to watch, how do you even begin to decide what to watch let alone what to fap to?
If you’ve ever felt adrift while browsing for free porn online, don’t worry because we have a solution: a weekend porn playlist!
Every Friday, find the 7 best porn videos from the past week right here on the Sex.com Blog in Your Weekend Porn Playlist.
1. Nicole Aniston’s Night Time Romance
Despite what you might think, surfing the internet for porn is hard.
With so much free porn on the internet, where do you start? Do you search for your favorite pornstars and hope to God that there’s something new from them? Of course, that never seems to work because how can you narrow it down to just one favorite pornstar?
Do you just scroll through the categories on Sex.com until something catches your eye? No offense to ourselves but there’s so much free porn on Sex.com that it’s a good way to desensitize yourself to porn entirely.
If only some awesome sex blog would make a porn playlist, right? I mean, they spend all week looking at porn…the least they could do is assemble some kind of porn playlist from videos they saw throughout the week to help you choose what to fap to over the weekend, right?
Well, you’re in luck!
To make surfing for porn easier, every weekend we’re going to share with our wonderful Sex.com community the Top 7 porn videos that we hope you like a lot so that we can save you the trouble of sitting hunched over your computer, holding your flaccid penis, hoping that some awesome porn video will find you.
So here it is! The inaugural Sex.com Blog’s Weekend Porn Playlist:
1. Tight gal Jasmin pleasuring with a dildo.
Let’s be honest guys, showing off your big tits and masturbating in front of a camera for the entire internet to enjoy isn’t what’s associated with being classy.
Classy is the opposite of crude. And if you were to ask people to choose whether they thought teasing their pussy, topless while millions of men and women watched was classy or crude, they’d probably have to say that it was crude simply because most people are sexually repressed. (As a follow-up question to “Classy vs. Crude”, it would be fun to ask if this was something they’d want to see. You’d be able to use this data to see how many people are liars because of course everyone wants to see that.)
Though a stripteased followed by masturbating for internet voyeurs would almost unanimously be considered crude, there are always exceptions. Today, we have such an exception. Because Ryan Ryans’s new gallery via VIPArea.com proves that striptease followed by masturbation can indeed be quite classy.
About two months ago, we became obsessed with Ryan Ryans.
And, as you can imagine, the church authorities are none too pleased.
Recently, some videos surfaced of a 24-year old Austrian porn actress named Babsi fondling herself in a church. The priest of the church found out through an anonymous tipster, and is trying to take legal action against those people who were involved with the photo shoot.
As much as I don’t give a shit about churches or religion – I feel bad for the priest. Show at least a little decorum people, I mean, maybe there’s some sort of deep-rooted prudishness surfacing in me here, but in a church? Kinda grimy guys.
You can watch the not-particularly sexy video here. I can’t directly embed the video in the post. So sue me.
Is this even pornographic? Vaguely, I guess. But when I clicked on the news article I expected like, a full on big budget production with camera crews, props, make-up, costumes, several different actors all gang-banging on the pews and in the confessional, all dressed up likes nuns and priests. As you can imagine, I was slightly disappointed to discover this ‘porno’ is simply like, a Windows-phone shot 3 minute clip of some woman lightly fondling her boobs and general crotch area, over her jeans.
Perhaps there are additional videos where things get a little more hardcore, but I can’t find ‘em if thats the case.
Whatever, it’s still pretty funny because it’s getting all the conservative-types all twisted up.
HAVE NO FEAR THOSE OF FAITH, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO YOUR GOD:
“Meanwhile the local diocese is considering how to go about restoring the church’s dignity, and says “The sacraments which were celebrated in the past few weeks in the parish church are still considered valid.”
So there’s that.
Anyways, I’ll update my post if any additional information about this or any full-length videos surface. Until then, you can look at these vaguely religious-themed porn pics from Sex.com that probably weren’t ACTUALLY shot in a church and like, I dunno, have a weird catholic-guilt ridden masturbation session or something?
They’re doing some really amazing things with 3D printing technology these days. They’re creating more efficient casts, printing cheaper and more accessible prosthetic limbs, and some people are even messing around with the idea of printing FOOD. Yes, that’s right, your Star Trek fuelled fantasies of a food replicator might someday become a reality thanks to 3D printing.
All of that stuff is cool and important, but it’s not exactly fun. What kind of stuff can an average-Joe-four-limbs like myself print using a 3D printer? Well, check this site out:
You know when you hear a song that’s so good that all you want to do is listen to it over and over and over again?
That’s how I feel about babes. Sometimes I come across babes so fine that they’re all I can think about. I can’t get through my daily routine with checking them out. They’re just that fine!
That’s why every now and then, when a babe fits that criteria, I do one of these “Obsessed with…” posts. Not only is a way of sharing who I think is really hot to all pervy friends, but it’s also a resource for me. I can just check this post once a day to get my fix of a certain babe.
May is usually associated with warm weather, blooming trees, flowers and getting day-drunk every day in the park while skipping as much work as possible. Did you also know that May is the unofficial month celebrating masturbation? IT’S TRUE.
I know that, considering the fact that you are currently reading articles on a pornography site’s blog, you likely celebrate masturbation every single minute of every day of every month, but for all the prudes/squares out there, now’s your chance to whip it out on the regular and masturbate freely.
I say unofficial because Masturbation Month is not (yet) recognized by the UN.
Good Vibrations, an online sex toy provider, started up Masturbation Month in 1995 to pay respects to former Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders, who was given the boot by conservatives for suggesting that masturbation should be taught to school children as a safe and natural sexual practice.
Masturbation Month is used to promote Elders’ message of masturbation education, while also acting as a ‘fuck you’ to the stuffy old bigwigs who like to plug their ears, chant “la la la la,” and pretend like the concept of sex doesn’t enter anyone’s minds until they step into their wedding suite. Fuck those bigwigs!
Beyond acting as a form of peaceful protest, masturbation has several benefits that you should know about so you don’t get immediately stricken with crippling Catholic guild as soon as you rub one out:
1) It feels good. Masturbation feels great, and you don’t even need to seduce anyone to do it. For someone like me, who is so good looking that people are too intimidated to have sex with me, this is an important point.
2) It makes your sex life better. Masturbation can help you increase your sexual stamina, and it can also help you determine what feels good, important information that you can pass on to your partner when they humor you with yet another handjob.
3) It has health benefits. You can lose weight through masturbation. Masturbation also provides a bevy of other possible medical boons, and can help you, for example, notice if you got a cancerous lump on your gonads.
Masturbation, in a word, is awesome. Why you tryna hate on masturbation? Just celebrate it like the rest of the world, you dingus, and don’t feel guilty about it.
In celebration of Masturbation Month, please peruse all of these photos of women masturbating. To enhance your viewing pleasure, imagine that all of these photographs were taken in the month of May, masturbation month, and join in on their fun.
And also, while perusing Sex.com for masturbation pictures and gifs, I stumbled upon this one. Whoever uploaded this is my hero:
2013 was a great year for Twisty’s Treats. I remember thinking at the end of 2012, “Well, it’s too bad that Twisty’s has already made all the hottest girls Treats of the Month. I’m going to miss those monthly babes.” But somehow they pulled it together and out did themselves!
Now it’s time to decide which one of these sexy Treats deserves to be Twisty’s Treat of the Year 2014.
Choosing the Treat of the Year is no easy task, which is why Twisty’s has decided to let the fans choose!
To vote, you need to be a Twisty’s member. But the good news is that a Twisty’s membership is only 1 DOLLAR WHILE VOTING IS OPEN.
Why should you vote for your favorite Twisty’s Treat? Because the Treat of the Year wins a Twisty’s contract, a trip to Costa Rica to shoot with the runner-up and last year’s winner (Mia Malkova), and a diamond Twisty’s necklace. So if you have a favorite Twisty’s Treat, you need to vote for her because we’re guaranteed more amazing pictures and videos of your favorite babe later in 2014.
2 days of Twisty’s plus supporting your favorite Treat of the Month for $1? Now that’s a deal.
If you’re ready to vote, you can do that right now: TREAT OF THE YEAR VOTE.
But if you need help deciding which Treat to vote for, continue reading to get to know the contestants. Continue Reading
X-Art has a new model and she’s totally unreal.
When I say “unreal”, I don’t mean that she’s been under the knife a few hundred times and she’s more plastic than real flesh. This girl is unreal because she’s come straight out of our dreams on onto our computer screens.
Your dream girl’s name is Kenzie and her all-natural good looks made our friends at X-Art book her for two days straight!
So don’t even think about closing your eyes and picturing the perfect woman, because she exists and her name is Kenzie. Continue Reading
Back in May 2013, when Elle Alexandra was announced as Twisty’s Treat of the Month, I contemplated getting a sex change in order to sleep with Elle Alexandra.
Does that mean Elle Alexandra is a lesbian? To be honest, I don’t even know. My plan was based solely on the fact that Elle’s Twitter is @ElleHeartsGirls. If Elle doesn’t heart girls, then why would it be her Twitter? If you can think of a better way to seduce Elle Alexandra, I’d love to hear it.
Since that post, one of my cousins has had a sex change operation and the challenges she’s faced since becoming a woman made me realize that sex change operations aren’t to be taken lightly.
But then I saw these new Elle Alexandra pictures via Twisty’s and I remember that this was no ordinary woman I would be getting a sex change for. This was Elle-freaking-Alexandra.
Yes, I’m just that crazy about Elle Alexandra. Something tells me that after you see how gorgeous she is stripping off lingerie in these photos, you won’t think that my sex change idea is so stupid. Continue Reading