• Predicts FIFA 2014 Winner

    Some coaches believe that professional soccer players should be celibate during tournaments, because, as the age-old wisdom suggests, celibacy is a performance enhancement.

    Basically, all that copped up sexual energy, instead of shooting that out of your dick, well, could be shot into a goal. Yeah.

    At the office, people are rooting for different teams and bickering at each other – so to settle it once and for all, we decided to check out traffic analytics, and determine which of the 10 favorite teams is more susceptible to win, based on how damn horny it is as a nation.

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    June 23, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Stuff • Views: 12625

  • First Aid Videos With Babes In Lingerie Get Spanish Police In Trouble


    Finally! A reason to learn First Aid.

    Police in Spain have been forced to apologize for using a highly erotic video demonstrating First Aid techniques during a public training course.

    Haha. Only in Spain am I right?

    Though police say that the attendees of the course were warned that they were going to see some women in their underwear, they probably should have said something about the suggestive lesbian CPR or the simulated interracial sex Heimlich maneuver.

    “We apologize for showing these videos, which were inappropriate,” a source told local newspaper Heraldo de Aragón. “The videos won’t be used again.”

    Well that’s a damn shame because I’ve seen the videos and I feel like the only way to properly learn First Aid is by watching a demonstration with sexy women in lingerie.

    Watch the videos below and let me know if these sexy women in lingerie have taught you a thing or two about First Aid.

    Heimlich Maneuver with interracial sex

    CPR with lesbian sex

    Ok. I’m going to go pass out somewhere and hope that I wake up with a hot babe in lingerie straddling me and banging on my chest.

    February 20, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1619

  • Rich Women Have The Best Sex


    Is this what a rich woman looks like? Covered in jewels and fur?

    Are you a woman looking to improve your sex life?

    There are a lot of different things you can do to improve it, but according to a new study, the best way women can improve their sex lives is to GET RICH (or die trying)Continue Reading

    January 17, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2706

  • Sexy asses turned into drum kit

    Music is everywhere. At least Spanish band patáx thinks so. To promote their philosophy, percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez played drums on four beautiful butts. Let’s watch:

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    February 13, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 530

  • Pornstar vows night of passion for soccer fans

    Messi will be responsible for a lot of people getting laid. Nice, bro.

    There has never been any reason for anyone to follow soccer. At least in North America. However that could all change thanks to a Columbian-born, Canadian-based pornstar and “fuutball” fan.

    27 year old Janeira Ventura (more of an aspiring pornstar) is such a big FC Barcelona fan that she has pledged to give other fans a wild night of passion if they win the Spanish League. She toldEl Mundo Deportivo, a national sports newspaper in Spain, that, “If we win the league this year, I pledge publicly to spend a night of passion with any Barcelona member or supporter who dares.”

    All fans need to do to claim this night of passion is send a picture of a membership card or tickets from a game to Ms. Ventura’s website (though we think she means Facebook page because she doesn’t seem to have a website of her own).

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    November 26, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1072