Since last Thursday, I’ve really tried to enjoy watching soccer but I just can’t be bothered to care about it. Ultimately I think soccer’s fundamental flaw is that the pitch is just too dang big for any real tension or action to transpire. When watching the World Cup, all I see are blips running around on a green rectangle chasing after a white blip.
Maybe that’s just my unshakable North American-ness. But seriously soccer fans, how the heck am I supposed to care about soccer when I’m still coming off that high I got from watching the San Antonio Spurs and their fluid offence dominate the dreaded Miami Heat? All sports could learn a thing or two about being entertaining from Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobli, Kawhi Leonard and especially Greg Popovich.
And while the World Cup can’t hold my attention, the good people from i-D have inadvertently stumbled upon a way to make all sports infinitely better than they are (even though sports are pretty good for the most part). How has i-D improved sports forever? It’s so easy you’ll be kicking yourself for not having thought of it first…
Instead of building sports teams with athletic, homely men…MAKE AN ALL-STAR TEAM OF SUPERMODELS!
Not that there’s anything wrong with these homely men that sweat and bleed for their country, employer or own personal glory, but when you see the all-star lineup of sexy supermodels in skimpy athletic gear, it’s clear that professional sports featuring only supermodels would be freaking awesome.
After all, who doesn’t like ogling sexy women in athletic gear?
Check out The Supermodel World Cup below:
Don’t you want to live in a world year supermodels were also professional athletes?
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