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  • Don’t Miss “Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Porn, but Were Afraid to Ask.”

    If you’ve watched any of the previous live panel discussion events hosted by MindBrowse, you know they tend to be pretty serious stuff.

    Past topics have focused on the role of women in the modern adult industry and the question of whether feminism and porn can coexist.

    There’s nothing solemn about this week’s MindBrowse  event, however—other than potential for some serious fun!  Continue Reading

    December 2, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 3051

  • Fifty Shades of…Health? Kinky sex is good for you!

    Coleen Singer is a writer, photographer, film editor and all-around geeky gal at Sssh.com, where she often waxes eloquent about sex, porn, sex toys, censorship, the literary and pandering evils of Fifty Shades of Grey and other topics not likely to be found on the Pulitzer Prize shortlist. She is also the editor and curator of EroticScribes.com. When she is not doing all of the above, Singer is an amateur stock-car racer and enjoys modifying vintage 1970s cars for the racetrack. Oh, she also likes porn.

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    Well let’s just file this under “Who knew? But I’m not surprised!”

    Menshealth.com shared a study published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine that shows a correlation between mental well being and getting yoru freak on. 900 people who practice some form of BDSM were interviewed and shown to be more happy and healthy than their vanilla counterparts, showing more evidence of general mental well being, confidence and security in their relationships.  Continue Reading

    October 29, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 6603

  • Scientist By Day Erotic Dancer By Night

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    Toxic Cherry aka Dr. Rebecca Slane

    Ashley Rosemont is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. She is a Renaissance woman of many talents, but tries to remain humble in the face of all the curveballs life throws her way. She has been a professional writer for over two decades, and specializes in writing on media, culture, health and sexuality.

    The UK newspaper The Daily Mail reports on a woman who took top honors in her science degree at the University of Sunderland, who has shifted her career path ever so slightly. She was a medicinal chemist in a lab coat. But her love of exotic dancing, begun while she was working on her PhD to keep in shape (and maybe even earlier, as she is a former gymnast), eventually took hold and she has become a full time burlesque performer.

    “Juggling my pole classes with a full time job was hard work, says Dr. Rebecca Slane, whose stage name is “Toxic Cherry” (maybe there’s some scientific meaning behind that?) She has even opened her own exotic dance school! She has won the UK Professional Pole Cup (the top price in an exotic dance competition), and now teaches over one hundred and fifty students a week. Who says girls can’t excel in the arts and sciences?  Continue Reading

    February 26, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 651

  • I’m Glad Charlie Was Joking – Because Brett Can Do Better

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    Brett Rossi

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    If like me, you sometimes find yourself with nothing better to do than to peruse the ample supply of celebrity-related news available to us courtesy of the Western Media, then you know a couple of weeks ago C-grade comic actor and self-proclaimed mega-genius Charlie Sheen blasted out a tweet suggesting that he had gotten hitched to his ex-pornstar girlfriend, Brett Rossi.

    As Charlie so eloquently put it: “this is the house ware M Gorbachev R Reagan did some epic. it’s also where S and I GOT MARRIED! c #RumorMilUhPede.”

    As the hashtag that closed the semi-literate tweet indicates, this announcement was a joke aimed at a rumor-hungry world – which is good news for Brett Rossi, because it means that she still has the chance to NOT marry Charlie Sheen.

    Now, I don’t know the first thing about Brett Rossi, but I still know this much: She can do better.  Continue Reading

    February 14, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1144

  • Now That’s What I Call Multitasking!

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    Tralala…Making me special sauce…

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    Taken individually, there’s nothing particularly impressive about the acts of eating, masturbating, physically resisting arrest by cops, or being insanely high on meth. But, to do all of those things at the same time? That’s some serious multitasking!  Continue Reading

    January 21, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 336

  • Anthony Weiner Take Note: THIS is How to Handle a Sexting Scandal

     

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite. 

    I’m no stranger to ripping on celebrities – hell, that’s pretty much my go-to angle for sex-related posts and articles these days – but today, it’s not curses I bring for a young celebrity who’s at the center of a sexting scandal, but praise.

    It appears that former Disney star Dylan Sprouse, who as a far younger star played the role of Adam Sandler’s adopted son in Big Daddy (a movie I resolutely refuse to see, on the basis that it…. Well, that it stars Adam Sandler), has had a couple of relatively intimate selfies find their way onto Twitter, presumably by way of a former girlfriend blasting them out.  Continue Reading

    December 19, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 492

  • Porn For The Deaf

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    Fuck in sign language

    Remember last week when the world found out that Thamsanqa Jantjie, the sign language interpreter from Nelson Mandela’s Memorial, was a total fraud and just faking sign language in front of the entire world?

    Obviously it was a huge embarrassment and totally weird, but at least this controversy got our friends from Sssh.com thinking about porn for the deaf. Sure, the most important part of porn is seeing the nudity and penetration but porn is always better with audio.

    So to help out the deaf community, Sssh.com added some sign language to the opening of their movie Honey, I Shagged The Plumber starring the amazing Ashley Fires. Watch porn for the deaf, right now!

    Can someone teach me how to sign, “Ashley Fires, I need you on top of me right now.”? Not that Ashley Fires is deaf, but I assume that if I’m ever around her, her sexiness will cause me to go deaf and I won’t be able to speak.

    Thank you Sssh.com for providing us all with porn for the deaf.

    Watch Honey, I Shagged The Plumber on Sssh.com now!

    December 17, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 762

  • HuffPo: Seriously…. WTF?

     HuffPo: Seriously…. WTF?

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    It seems like every other week, there’s some new story about a school teacher getting caught sleeping with one of his or her students. It’s the sort of tawdry, sleazy tale that mainstream media outlets just can’t seem to get enough of – especially if the teacher involved is a woman who is at least slightly more attractive than a bowl full of rotting fish guts.

    In this age of “related news items” that are designed to add context to the story you’re reading, it’s no surprise that when you read a story about one teacher-turned-molester there’s bound to be a sidebar story about similar cases, or in the in case of a site like the Huffington Post, a slick little slideshow that gives you a visual reference to accompany your morning’s dose of crappy, vaguely stomach-turning news. Continue Reading

    December 11, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 307

  • I’ll Take “Things One Normally Doesn’t Associate with Wisconsin” for $2000, Alex

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “Wisconsin?” Is it cheese, perhaps? The Green Bay Packers? A bit of both?

    Whatever it is that the Badger State brings to mind for you, I’m willing to bet that thing is not nude beaches – but lo and behold, Wisconsin doesn’t just have a nude beach, it evidently has a problem with public sex taking place at that nude beach.  Continue Reading

    December 4, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 797

  • Your Local DMV: Redefining ‘Auto-Eroticism’ Since 1915

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    I have to admit feeling a bit of sympathy for public masturbators, especially when their offense comes in the context of some highly sexualized environment, like the produce section at Safeway, public library bathrooms, or their local Department of Motor Vehicles.

    What’s so damn sexy about the DMV, you ask? Continue Reading

    November 25, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 364

  • You Didn’t Really Believe That BS About Jenna Jameson Being a “Savvy Businesswoman,” Did You?

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    Did you know the word “gullible” isn’t in the dictionary?

    If you stopped reading for a second to find out for yourself whether the line above is true, then you just might be one of those people who actually believed the line about former mega-pornstar Jenna Jameson being a brilliant businesswoman.

    In case you’re not familiar with that faker-than-female-orgasms-in-porn claim, here’s how Defy magazine put it, just a few years back:  Continue Reading

    November 18, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 696

  • One-Trick Donkey-Punch: The Porn Industry’s Obsession with Celebrity Job Offers

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    I remember when I was about to turn 18, I made a short list of things I was going to do on or around my 18th birthday, just because now I could do them, as someone who had passed the magical, arbitrary threshold that welcomes teenagers into the wonderful, debt-ridden world of adulthood.

    On that list were some pretty obvious and not-so-horrible ideas, like voting and opening my own checking account, as well as some equally obvious but not-necessarily-so-sharp ones, like getting a tramp-stamp and smoking a cigarette – the latter of which might not have been so bad, except that not knowing any better, I eagerly sucked the smoke deep into my lungs as one does when ripping bongs, leading me to cough up curious little things that appeared to be tiny extraterrestrial body parts, complete with a working blood supply.

    One thing that I didn’t put on my list was “make a porn movie.” This didn’t fail to make the list because I had considered and rejected the idea; it was because I wasn’t a celebrity.  Continue Reading

    November 6, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 1209

  • Brazil, Backsides and Bribery: Miss Bumbum Blemished by Backdoor Deals

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    Is nothing sacred anymore?

    In a sad indication of just how low some women will sag (even before Father Time takes care of that for them), word is that the 2013 Miss Bumbum competition – the contest that officially designates the owner of Brazil’s best booty – has been marred by corruption, with two top contestants allegedly forking over thousands of dollars to judges in order to put in the fix for their own fannies. Continue Reading

    October 30, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 1296

  • This is Why You Should Never Say “Bite Me” to a Brit

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    Let’s say you’re playing video games one evening, and your next door neighbor asks you to kindly turn down the volume a tad: do you…

    (a) comply and turn down the volume, but not so much that you can’t hear your digital shooting victims gargling and groaning their way through highly entertaining death throes;

    (b) tell your neighbor to shove it up his ass, because you need to be able to hear what’s going on in order to have a chance in the fast approaching final battle with the game’s primary ‘boss’ character, or

    (c) head over to your neighbor’s house and chew off his cock?  Continue Reading

    October 24, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 654

  • A Diplomatic Opportunity Ruined…by Prime Minister-Shaming

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    Today, Calico comes to the Sex.com Blog to talk about how porn ruined a chance for diplomacy.

    It’s a sad day on the web when a man can’t express interest in a little Persian porn without everybody jumping all over his case. I mean c’mon; “the Internet is for porn,” remember?

    Continue Reading

    October 17, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 360

  • So That’s Why I Love My Barcalounger and Other Sexual Epiphanies

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    Today, Calico comes to the Sex.com Blog to talk about the new show Masters Of Sex and sexual epiphanies had in barcaloungers.

    As you’ve probably heard, Showtime recently released a new dramatic series called Masters of Sex, a fictionalized behind the scenes account of the work of sex researchers William Masters and Virginia Johnson, the academicians/lovers who transformed our scientific understanding of sex with the research they undertook at Washington University starting back in the 1950s.

    While I was initially disappointed to learn that Masters of Sex was not, in fact, a He Man porn parody, in reading early reviews of the series, it sounds promising – sort of like HBO’s amazing drama series The Wire, only a lot less heroin, the wiretaps are all consensual, and instead of tearing back the veil on the role of corruption, incompetence and personal ambition in law enforcement and the machinery of public policy, it’s focused on why some guys like to jerk off to pictures of inanimate objects, while other guys can only be aroused by pictures of people being flogged by those same inanimate objects.  Continue Reading

    October 9, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 320

  • High Risk Sex, or Creative Means of Dodging a Murder Charge?

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    Today, Calico Rudasil comes to the Sex.com Blog to talk about the recent tragedy of a couple whose night of sex on the train tracks was ruined by an on-coming train.

    Call me a skeptic, but….

    A man in the Ukraine who survived an incident in which he was run over by a speeding locomotive, told the Ukranian Interior Ministry that he and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home” and decided to have a roll in the hay on a set of freaking railroad tracks.

    What happened next was actually fairly predictable and pretty easily avoided, unless you have no idea what a train is, are stone deaf, and capable of such amazing sex that neither you nor your partner would notice several tons of steel, wood, counterfeit cigarettes (probably), Vodka (for sure) and Ukranian hobos bearing down on you at high speed: the intimately entwined couple got run over by – you guessed it! – a fucking train.  Continue Reading

    October 2, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 476

  • 50 Shades of Franchise

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    Today, we’re happy to have Calico Rudasil come by the Sex.com Blog and vent her 50 Shades franchise frustration.

    Let me just admit up front that I haven’t read the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy, and I don’t plan to. I don’t have a particularly good reason for refusing to crack its cover, really – except for the fact that 50 Shades started out life as Twilight fan-fiction, and I’m neither 13 years old nor a fan of vampire and/or werewolf stories.  Continue Reading

    September 25, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 407

  • OK, There Is ONE Exception to the ‘Don’t Send Dick Pics’ Rule

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    We couldn’t be happier to have Calico Rudasil come by the Sex.com Blog and rethink her “Don’t Send Dick Pics” Rule.

    I know I’ve climbed atop the virtual soapbox before and implored men everywhere to stop sending out pictures of their genitals, whether to the women in their lives or the general public, but there’s nothing like a hilarious photo of a talk show host’s horrified face to make one realize that there are no absolutes in life – and that yes, sometimes it is OK to text a picture of your cock to a complete stranger.

    Earlier this month, “Today” co-host Hoda Kotb showed herself to be U.S. Congressional material, at least where mastery of technology is concerned, by accidentally displaying her cellphone number on national television while attempting to demonstrate how the new Samsung Smartwatch syncs with her phone. Predictably, Kotb was quickly inundated with calls and texts – including one sent by a man who was kind enough to send Hoda a picture of “his junk.”  Continue Reading

    September 18, 2013 • Funny, Stuff • Views: 484

  • Et Tu, Pippi? Enough with the Pseudo-Celebrity Sex Tapes Already

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    Tami Erin

     

    Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the web’s original erotic site for women by women. With over 16 years’ experience of writing about and for the adult entertainment industry under her belt, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced overbite.

    We couldn’t be happier to have Calico Rudasil come by the Sex.com Blog and vent her frustration over pseudo-celebrity sex tapes.

    OK, it is now official: celebrity sex tapes have vaulted the selachimorpha.

    With the word that Tami Erin is poised to release a sex tape of her own into the wild – strictly as a last ditch effort to prevent an evil ex from wringing profit from said tape, of course – the bar for such tapes receiving media attention has plummeted so low, a Jake Busey solo masturbation video might warrant a dedicated segment on The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer.

    Who is Tami Erin, you are almost assuredly asking right about now? Well, around 25 years ago, she played the title character in The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking, which was either an edge-of-your-seat political thriller that explored the most harrowing days of the Cold War, or an entirely forgettable family film about some annoying ginger kid, her horse, and a pet monkey named Mr. Falciparum Malaria.  Continue Reading

    September 12, 2013 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 693