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  • Kendall Jenner Strips and Gets Spanked By Santa Claus

    LOVE Magazine is counting down the days of the advent by releasing sexy videos from December 1st to Boxing Day (plus a bonus video on New Year’s Eve).

    By in large, LOVE’s advent calendar videos have been pretty boring. At least, that’s how we feel. But we’re also super desensitized to sexually suggestive material thanks to all the hardcore porn we consume on a daily basis. So you might like them. We’re not crazy about ‘em.

    Except for one. LOVE has released one video so far that’s caught our eye. It was Kendall Jenner prancing around in lingerie, stripping out of a plaid skirt, getting spanked by Santa Claus and just generally acting sexy.

    Watch Kendall Jenner sex up your Christmas with a sexy striptease. Continue Reading

    December 12, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 7229

  • Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist: October 31st, 2014

    It’s the weekend, which means it’s time for the Sex.com Blog to show you the Top 7 best free porn videos from the past week in what we like to call YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST!

    Before we begin, I’d like to say that even though it is Halloween, this edition of Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist will NOT be Halloween-themed.

    “Oh no! But we love Halloween-themed porn!” you’re all exclaiming to no one as your penis becomes flaccid.

    If you came to watch free Halloween porn then you’ll find some: here. Here. Here. Here. Here. And here. (Halloween colors!)

    But for those of you that came to see 7 hot free porn videos as selected by the Sex.com Blog, then let’s see what hot fucking we have in this weekend’s free porn playlist!  Continue Reading

    October 31, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 24965

  • Your Long Weekend Free Porn Playlist: August 29th, 2014

    YAY! IT’S THE WEEKEND! TIME FOR FREE PORN!

    But not just any old free porn! It’s time for the carefully curated Weekend Free Porn Playlist! Every Friday, we post the 7 hottest free porn videos on Sex.com from the past week and give them the attention they deserve. Plus, you get to enjoy the best free porn all weekend long.

    But this is no ordinary weekend. This is the Labor Day long weekend! In celebration of the long weekend, instead of the sharing the 7 hottest free porn videos with you from the past week, we’re doubling your dosage of free porn!

    Can you think of a better way to spend the long weekend than watching the 14 best free porn videos from the past week (besides watching Brianna Brooks’ final porn scene)?

    And since no one will be shooting porn until further notice, might as well get caught up on all the free porn you can.

    14 free porn videos is a lot of free porn videos, so let’s do it to it:

    1. Natalia Starr showers and gets fucked POV-style

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    August 29, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 46473

  • Ryan Ryans Is Pure Class

    Let’s be honest guys, showing off your big tits and masturbating in front of a camera for the entire internet to enjoy isn’t what’s associated with being classy.

    Classy is the opposite of crude. And if you were to ask people to choose whether they thought teasing their pussy, topless while millions of men and women watched was classy or crude, they’d probably have to say that it was crude simply because most people are sexually repressed. (As a follow-up question to “Classy vs. Crude”, it would be fun to ask if this was something they’d want to see. You’d be able to use this data to see how many people are liars because of course everyone wants to see that.)

    Though a stripteased followed by masturbating for internet voyeurs would almost unanimously be considered crude, there are always exceptions. Today, we have such an exception. Because Ryan Ryans’s new gallery via VIPArea.com proves that striptease followed by masturbation can indeed be quite classy.

    About two months ago, we became obsessed with Ryan Ryans.

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    July 19, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 16690

  • Nerdy Jesse Jane Dresses Up And Strips Down

    You know what really bothers me? How some girls think it’s cute to slap on a pair of thick glasses and all of a sudden become nerds. Sorry babes, though you do look great in those thick glasses, you’re not a nerd. To be a nerd you need to be able to tell me what quadrant of space the crew of the USS Voyager gets lost in in Star Trek: Voyager.

    However, hot girls pretending to be nerds isn’t nearly as bad as the hot girls that pretend to love nerds. I think comedian Chelsea Peretti said it best when she said:

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    Yes babes, the handsome guy that used to read comics as a teenager is not a nerd. That handsome guy with an astigmatism is not a nerd, he just wears corrective lenses.

    But in spite of this nuisance, there are some babes that always get a pass. Actions, outfits, labels, doesn’t matter. Whatever they do, we can’t complain about it because it’s touches us on such an erotic level that we can’t even be bothered by it.

    That’s why when Jesse Jane puts on some glasses and declares herself a nerd, it’s really not that bad because IT’S JESSE-FUCKING-JANE.

    If you like girls that pretend to be sexy nerds or you just like blondes with big tits or you’re just a diehard Jesse Jane fan, you’re going to like STRIPLV‘s latest offering.

    STRIPLV presents: Jesse Jane, Nerd.

    Jesse Jane – Nerd from Santodonato on Vimeo.

    Rumor has it that Jesse Jane won’t be doing porn once her Digital Playground contract is up. And while I hope that’s not true for the sake of her loyal fans around the world, y’all better start appreciating this bombshell of a babe while you have the chance!

    …even though she’s not technically a nerd…

    June 24, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 14509

  • You Need More Tori Black In Your Life

    Now, I’m not a doctor and I hate to make sweeping generalizations about all my beloved readers but I have to now because it will help you down the line.

    It doesn’t matter if things or going great or things are terrible in your life, there’s one thing that we all need and that is more Tori Black in our lives.

    After watching the trailer for Tori Black’s upcoming show, THE SEX FACTOR, I found myself thinking about an inexplicable void that’s existed in my life as of late and I believe it to be the lack of new Tori Black pictures and videos.

    Though Tori is still listed as an active porn star, a quick scroll through her IAFD page revealed that Tori’s only credits from 2014 have been for compilation videos. Meaning that though Tori Black has been appearing in new releases, it’s really just old footage that’s being recycled. Hey, who can blame them? It’s hard out there.

    At first I was discouraged. Even though Tori was listed as an active performer, I took the fact that she hadn’t been shooting anything new as a bad omen of impending retirement. Heck, she’s got a new gig as a judge on a cool, new porn reality show. And as far as anyone is concerned, she’s already conquered the porn industry…so why continue to do it? It’s not unlike when Michael Jordan retired the first time to play baseball. He was the undisputed best and had to do something because being the best killed his motivation.

    Yes, Tori Black is the Michael Jordan of porn. You can fucking quote me on that.

    Point is, Tori Black retiring from porn would be devastating to anyone who watches porn regularly because she’s the fucking best.

    And just when I was resigned to thinking that she was on her way out, our friends from VIPArea.com come out with brand new Tori Black photos!

    So let us all bask in the glory of these new Tori Black pictures courtesy of VIPArea.com.

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    DAMN.

    This is exactly what we need, more Tori Black in our lives.

    For more Tori and other stunning babes in your life, please check VIPArea.com

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    June 6, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 15107

  • Kennedy Summers Named Playmate of the Year

    Hugh Hefner announced 2014’s Playmate of the Year last Thursday and it’s none other than beautiful blonde Kennedy Summers!

    Why should you care? Because it’s a huge achievement! She might as well have won the Nobel Prize for nude modelling.

    Kennedy Summers was born in Germany but raised in Virginia. And there’s more to her than just a pretty face and a killer body. She’s bilingual and holds a bachelor’s degree in anthropology and a master’s degree in health administration. Plus, she’s currently working on her M.D., with plans to become a plastic surgeon (which if she can get her M.D., her practice is almost guaranteed to be a success given the industry she’s currently in).

    So what can we expect from Kennedy Summers now that she’s the Playmate of the Year?

    “As 2014’s Playmate of the Year, my mission is to help Playboy thrive, as it always has, to break boundaries and carry us into the future,” Kennedy says. “I couldn’t be more excited!”

    How she plans on breaking boundaries and carrying Playboy into the future remains unclear. However, we know that Kennedy Summers is a very smart lady, so I’m sure she’ll figure something out.

    One thing’s for sure, any boundaries she breaks and carrying into the future she does, it will probably be in the nude.

    Speaking of Kennedy Summers nude, let’s check out some of Kennedy Summers hottest pictures pinned to Sex.com!

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    So what do you guys think?

    Can this beautiful, busty blonde by the name of Kennedy Summers break new boundaries for Playboy and help them carry on into the future?

    May 20, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Sex News • Views: 13807

  • The Sexiest Vimeo Account Ever Returns!

    9 months ago, we went ahead and declared Said Energizer’s Vimeo account to be the Sexiest Vimeo Ever.

    It was a real no-brainer to declare Said Energizer the proud owner of the Sexiest Vimeo Ever because he only posted videos of sexy, Eastern European babes dancing around, stripping off their crop-tops that barely covered anything anyway.

    However, after we bestowed this honor on Said Energizer, he stopped sharing videos of sexy babes dancing around in crop-tops. It was truly a sad day for all. Only a little blog called CropTopFever could fill the sexy babe wearing a crop top shaped hole in our hearts left by Said Energizer.

    But alas, there’s no need to mourn the loss of Said Energizer because he’s back with a hot, oily babe dancing around in a crop-top that doesn’t even come close to covering up her tits.

    So enjoy the return of the sexiest Vimeo account ever with Said Energizer’s latest effort: “For Men

    For MEN by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo.

    Please, if anyone knows the name of the babe featured in this video, don’t keep it to yourself. Let us know in the comments who she is so that we can post more pictures and videos with her in it.

    It ain’t right to keep her name to yourself.

    9 months ago, we went ahead and declared Said Energizer's Vimeo account to be the Sexiest Vimeo Ever. It was a real no-brainer to declare Said Energizer the proud owner of the Sexiest Vimeo Ever because he only posted videos of sexy, Eastern European babes dancing around, stripping off their crop-tops that barely covered anything anyway. However, after we bestowed this honor on Said Energizer, he stopped sharing videos of sexy babes dancing around in crop-tops. It was truly a sad day for all. Only a little blog called CropTopFever could fill the sexy babe wearing a crop top shaped hole in our hearts left by Said Energizer. But alas, there's no need to mourn the loss of Said Energizer because he's back with a hot, oily babe dancing around in a crop-top that doesn't even come close to covering up her tits. So enjoy the return of the sexiest Vimeo account ever with Said Energizer's latest effort: "For Men" For MEN by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo. Please, if anyone knows the name of the babe featured in this video, don't keep it to yourself. Let us know in the comments who she is so that we can post more pictures and videos with her in it. It ain't right to keep her name to yourself.

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    April 9, 2014 • BABES • Views: 17634

  • 3 Sexy Movie Scene Montages

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    What more could you ask for?

    Maybe it’s just me, but for me I love movies. If it were up to me, I would give movies two thumbs up, a fresh rating, five bags of popcorn, and three and a half stars because I just like movies that much.

    But you know what I like best about movies? The occasional sexually explicit scenes that make you go, “WOAH.” But unfortunately, most movies don’t contain sexy scenes. Thank goodness for Mr. Skin, otherwise we wouldn’t stand a chance of keeping track of the best sex scenes in movies.

    With that said, a very dedicated man who goes by the name of TheLeopard81 on Vimeo compiled all his favorite sexy movie scenes into three wonderful montages. It’s made me realize that I haven’t really seen enough Hollywood movies with sex in them. After all, I can find hardcore sex so much easier than brief Hollywood nudity.

    Regardless, these montages are worth watching. It’s way more convenient than watching every movie ever made in hopes of seeing some nudity or something sexy. So enjoy!

    And if you could all name some of these movies in the comments, that would be great.

    Sexy Movie Scenes Montage #1

    Sexy Movie Scenes: Part 1 (Uncensored) from TheLeopard81 on Vimeo.

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    Sexy Movie Scenes: Part 2 from TheLeopard81 on Vimeo.

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    March 24, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 1561

  • Miranda Kerr Strips In New Reebok Ad

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    Miranda Kerr

    If I could have a Freaky Friday-esque body swap with anyone in the world, I would swap bodies with Miranda Kerr.

    Why Miranda Kerr? Because I feel like I am as good-looking, if not better looking, than Miranda Kerr. Of course, it’s very hard to compare the attractiveness of man to the attractiveness of a woman, but I’ve followed her for a while and I know that she’s exactly as good-looking as me.

    So why swap bodies with someone who is just as attractive as me? Well because Miranda Kerr has an amazing life thanks to her looks, where as people go out of their way to disrespect me because I’m so handsome. So the way I see it, the transition would be easy for me. I’d be just as good looking but I’d also have a beautiful New York City brownstone and all the free Reebok shoes.

    Speaking of Miranda Kerr’s beautiful New York City brownstone and free Reebok shoes, there’s a new Reebok commercial that features Miranda Kerr getting undressed. Let’s watch it now:

    Those shoes look stupid. At least we got to see Miranda Kerr walking around in her panties.

    Now if anyone can help me swap bodies with Miranda Kerr, I’ll repay you with free sex (either with my original body or Miranda’s body, the choice is yours).

    March 6, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 2439

  • Simple Moves For Hotter Sex

    If you’ve been following this blog’s sex tips, I’m sure you’ve noticed by now that we like to give you detailed sex tips on specific, often bizarre, topics.

    Today, I was hoping to write one of these specific, bizarre sex tips but nothing came to me. So instead enjoy this list of simple moves that you can use during sex to make the sex hotter!  Continue Reading

    March 5, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 24724

  • Nikki Benz Giving Lap Dances To Olympic Medalists

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    Nikki Benz

    When the US Olympic Hockey team lost to Canada in the semi-finals, adult superstar Nikki Benz provided a silver lining. She promised via Twitter that she would give free lap dances to everyone on the team. Now she’s extending that offer of free lap dances to any Sochi Olympic medalists.

    “If you won a medal at the Olympics, just bring it into any club I am featuring at in the month of March, and I will give you a lap dance you will remember,” Benz told Xbiz. “Think of it as a reward for all your Olympic efforts. Gold, silver or bronze? It doesn’t matter. What can I say … I love Olympians. Don’t worry, what happens in the Champagne room stays in the Champagne room.”

    And what about us regular Nikki Benz fans that aren’t Olympic medalists but still feel as though we deserve a lap dance good enough for an Olympian?

    “If you are not an Olympian please stop by as well,” Benz said. “I always put Olympic effort into my lap dances.”

    If you’re not already working on making a counterfeit Sochi Olympic medal, then maybe this video of Nikki Benz in the Champagne room will motivate you like the Olympian you will later pretend to be:



    Benz’s next club appearance is slated for this weekend at Scores in West Palm Beach, Florida.

    To find out if Nikki Benz is coming to your city, I recommend following her on Twitter and Instagram.

    Twitter: @NikkiBenz

    Instagram: NikkiBenz

    February 26, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2590

  • New Timber Timbre Video Features Best Striptease Ever

    I don’t get down with strip clubs. Don’t get me wrong, I love all types of nude women especially strippers. I just don’t ever want to pay $9.50 for a beer, even if it’s served to me by topless woman in a room full of topless women.

    Expensive drinks aside, the main thing I can’t stand about strip clubs is the music. Not even topless women can make me want to sit in a club with blaring EDM.

    That’s why I absoultely love Timber Timbre‘s video for “Hot Dreams”. Not only does it feature one of the best looking stripteases I’ve ever seen, it’s nice to finally see a striptease accompanied by a slow, sensual song that features a saxophone solo.

    Let’s watch the video!

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    February 4, 2014 • Polls, Sex News • Views: 1481

  • Elle Alexandra Continues to be the Most Beautiful Woman Alive

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    Elle Alexandra

    Back in May 2013, when Elle Alexandra was announced as Twisty’s Treat of the Month, I contemplated getting a sex change in order to sleep with Elle Alexandra.

    Does that mean Elle Alexandra is a lesbian? To be honest, I don’t even know. My plan was based solely on the fact that Elle’s Twitter is @ElleHeartsGirls. If Elle doesn’t heart girls, then why would it be her Twitter? If you can think of a better way to seduce Elle Alexandra, I’d love to hear it.

    Since that post, one of my cousins has had a sex change operation and the challenges she’s faced since becoming a woman made me realize that sex change operations aren’t to be taken lightly.

    But then I saw these new Elle Alexandra pictures via Twisty’s and I remember that this was no ordinary woman I would be getting a sex change for. This was Elle-freaking-Alexandra.

    Yes, I’m just that crazy about Elle Alexandra. Something tells me that after you see how gorgeous she is stripping off lingerie in these photos, you won’t think that my sex change idea is so stupid.  Continue Reading

    January 18, 2014 • BABES • Views: 4106

  • Nicole Aniston’s Beautiful Striptease

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    Can you spare four minutes to watch Nicole Aniston take off all her clothes, exposing that glorious nude body of hers?

    Of course you do.

    If you can’t make time for Nicole Aniston then maybe you should rethink your priorities.

    Watch this and enjoy the best four minutes of your life:

    Nicole Aniston – Beauty from striplvTV on Vimeo.

    January 15, 2014 • BABES • Views: 3246

  • How Alyssa Reece Gets Rid of the Blues

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    Tom Robbins was right. Even sexy cowgirls like Alyssa Reece get the blues.

    What’s a sexy cowgirl like Alyssa Reece to do when she’s feeling blue? The same thing anyone would do: MASTURBATE.

    Good thing someone from Twisty’s was there to capture the awesomeness of a super sexy cowgirl like Alyssa Reece flicking her clit to get rid of the blues. Let’s take a look.  Continue Reading

    January 10, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1686

  • Chloe Amour is Sweet as Syrup

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    I’ll admit it, I’m not a big fan of licking maple syrup off a naked woman’s skin. Yes, it’s sexy and it tastes good but maple syrup is just too dang sticky.

    No matter how many licks you take, your tongue will never get all the syrup which leads to future gross-outs once your food-foreplay has concluded.

    Why don’t I just cover you in glue before laying you down on my Egyptian cotton sheets so that they’re totally ruined and I’m sheet-less for the rest of my life?

    So yeah, I don’t believe that naked women and maple syrup should mix. Of course, the exception to the “No nude women & maple syrup” rule is adorable, Latina pornstar and Sex.com Blog favorite Chloe Amour.

    Just watch as Chloe Amour strips off her dress in the shower and pours maple syrup all over her sexy, carmel-colored skin. It has me rethinking my rules:

    Chloe Amour – Sweet Syrup from striplvTV on Vimeo.

    Pour maple syrup all over naked women in the shower! Of course! No more ruined sheets!

    Thank you Chloe Amour for turning me on to maple syrup again…and for turning me on in general…

    January 7, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1536

  • Lauren Clare – January Treat of the Month

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    Lauren Clare, January Treat of the Month

    Was New Year’s Eve a bit of a let down? Don’t let it get you down. Just remember…

    Brand new year! Brand new month! Brand new Twisty’s Treat of the Month!

    I can almost guarantee that 2014 is going to be a great year because the lovely Lauren Clare is here to make sure that we start 2014 on the right foot.  Continue Reading

    January 1, 2014 • BABES • Views: 14801

  • Mia Malkova’s Merry Christmas

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    Mia Malkova

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Mia Malkova soon would be there.

    The teens were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; and mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

    With a sexy young driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Mia Malkova. More rapid than eagles her coursers they came, and she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    “Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
    On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!
    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
    Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, so up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of sex toys, and Mia Malkova too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof the prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, down the chimney Mia Malkova came with a bound.

    She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot, and her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; a bundle of sex toys she had flung on his back, and she looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    Her eyes — how they twinkled! Her dimples how merry! Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry! Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and her breasts ‘neath her chin were as white as the snow;

    The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth, And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath; She had a lean face and a little round booty, that shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

    She was sexy and fine, a right jolly old elf, and I laughed when I saw her, in spite of myself;
    A wink of her eye and a twist of her head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work, stripping off her stockings; then turned with a jerk, and laying her finger aside her clit:

    Why don’t I just show you what happened next instead of conveying it to you in rhyme:

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    Then, she sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

    But I heard her exclaim, ere her drove out of sight…

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

    I just wanted to prove to you all that Mia Malkova is just as, if not more, magical than that Santa guy everyone’s talking/singing about.

    December 24, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1640

  • Riley Reid’s Holiday Treats

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    Riley Reid and her holiday treat

    The holidays are more than just a time to get presents and pretend to like your family. The holidays are also about pigging out on as many sweet treats as possible.

    And what better way to enjoy sweet treats than having them made and served by a nude Riley Reid?

    So before you go stuff your face with sweet treats, feast your eyes on this treat: Riley Reid stripping out of sexy lingerie and seducing you with cupcakes.  Continue Reading

    December 23, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1149