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  • Mia Malkova’s Merry Christmas

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    Mia Malkova

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Mia Malkova soon would be there.

    The teens were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads; and mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap, had just settled down for a long winter’s nap,

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, when, what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,

    With a sexy young driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be Mia Malkova. More rapid than eagles her coursers they came, and she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    “Now, DASHER! now, DANCER! now, PRANCER and VIXEN!
    On, COMET! on CUPID! on, DONDER and BLITZEN!
    To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
    Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, when they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, so up to the house-top the coursers they flew, with the sleigh full of sex toys, and Mia Malkova too.

    And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof the prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my hand, and was turning around, down the chimney Mia Malkova came with a bound.

    She was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot, and her clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; a bundle of sex toys she had flung on his back, and she looked like a peddler just opening his pack.

    Her eyes — how they twinkled! Her dimples how merry! Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry! Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and her breasts ‘neath her chin were as white as the snow;

    The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth, And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath; She had a lean face and a little round booty, that shook, when she laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

    She was sexy and fine, a right jolly old elf, and I laughed when I saw her, in spite of myself;
    A wink of her eye and a twist of her head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

    She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work, stripping off her stockings; then turned with a jerk, and laying her finger aside her clit:

    Why don’t I just show you what happened next instead of conveying it to you in rhyme:

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    Then, she sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

    But I heard her exclaim, ere her drove out of sight…

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

    I just wanted to prove to you all that Mia Malkova is just as, if not more, magical than that Santa guy everyone’s talking/singing about.

    December 24, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2268

  • Riley Reid’s Holiday Treats

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    Riley Reid and her holiday treat

    The holidays are more than just a time to get presents and pretend to like your family. The holidays are also about pigging out on as many sweet treats as possible.

    And what better way to enjoy sweet treats than having them made and served by a nude Riley Reid?

    So before you go stuff your face with sweet treats, feast your eyes on this treat: Riley Reid stripping out of sexy lingerie and seducing you with cupcakes.  Continue Reading

    December 23, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1651

  • Samantha Bentley, Your Private Tease

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    Samantha Bentley

    Yesterday on the Sex.com Blog, I posted my interview with Samantha Bentley. I knew you guys were going to like the interview simply because Samantha Bentley is super sexy but people were so into it that they demanded more Samantha.

    There aren’t too many rules on this blog, but one of them is “Give the people what they want”. So since you want more Samantha Bentley, you get more Samantha!

    To see Samantha go hardcore, you should check the Samantha Bentley interview because there are a ton of hardcore pictures, GIFs, and one video. But today I just wanted to showcase her solo beauty. So enjoy your private tease courtesy of our friends over at Twisty’sContinue Reading

    December 17, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2470

  • Brea Bennett Shows You A Good Time

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    Brea Bennett

    Brea Bennett is the type of good looking that makes you stop everything you’re doing and stare helplessly at her until she catches you.

    Normally when a girl as good looking as Brea Bennett catches you staring at her, there’s nothing but trouble. But not with Brea. Flattered by your gawking, she would rather show you a good time than lambast you.

    When a gorgeous babe decides to “show you a good time”, it usually means sex. This time it means a private striptease and a chance to see her play with herself. Hey, this is Brea Bennett we’re talking about, we’ll take whatever we can get.

    Are you ready for Brea Bennett to show you a good time?  Continue Reading

    December 3, 2013 • BABES • Views: 5139

  • Fall Under Nicole Aniston’s Spell

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    Nicole Aniston

    In my experience, coming home to a beautiful woman waiting for you when you’re not expecting one can only mean trouble.

    There are so many questions like, “Who are you?”, “What are you doing here?”, “Have you been sent to kill me?” that you need to ask before you are gagged and thrown into a van.

    Yes, if you ever walk in to your home and find a beautiful woman, you should be very afraid. Unless of course that beautiful woman happens to be Nicole Aniston. In which case, I recommend just letting yourself fall under Nicole Aniston’s spell.

    Why does Nicole Aniston get special treatment?

    Well, she’s stunningly sexy and her spell is cast by performing a striptease and playing with herself. Sounds good, right? Let’s get a taste of what it’s like to fall under Nicole Aniston’s spell with these amazing pictures courtesy of Twisty’sContinue Reading

    November 26, 2013 • BABES • Views: 4777

  • Baseball Babe Cate Harrington

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    Cate Harrington

    Max Scherzer of the Detroit Tigers and Clayton Kershaw of the Los Angeles Dodgers won the Cy Young Awards for the MLB’s best pitchers.

    I must admit, I know nothing about baseball. But I do know babes.

    While I’m very happy for Max and Clayton, I think it’s time that we recognize the sexiest baseball player of 2013. The winner of the C Dusty Sexiest Baseball Player Award goes to Cate Harrington!

    Who is Cate Harrington? Well, she’s not a major league baseball player. She’s a pornstar from Nottingham, England with 32DD breasts and no one has ever looked better in a baseball uniform.

    So let’s see the C Dusty Sexiest Baseball Player Award winner Cate Harrington take off that baseball uniform she looks so good in!  Continue Reading

    November 14, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1254

  • Bandz Make Rachel Starr Dance

    Your favorite pornstar Rachel Starr was at Mystique in Bridgeport, Connecticut again last week.

    And like everything this super babe does, it was super hot. Thank goodness the good people at Mystique had the foresight to film the whole night so that those of us who missed a chance to get a lap dance from Rachel Starr can at least watch this video:

    Now you know that if Rachel Starr is coming within 100 miles of your current location, you need to drop everything you’re doing and get there while you can!

    Let me just say that it’s absolutely insane that the world’s favorite pornstar, Rachel Starr, does not have a Fleshlight.

    If you think Rachel Starr deserves her own signature Fleshlight, please vote for her here: Rachel Starr Needs a Fleshlight!

    November 12, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3110

  • Jessie Andrews for stripLVTV

    Haven’t seen too much of Jessie Andrews lately. I guess she’s busy DJing sold-out clubs and making cool jewelry. Thankfully, the good people at stripLV were able to get a few minutes of Jessie’s time so that she could tease the camera with a sexy striptease.

    Watch Jessie Andrews strip for stripLV right now!

    What a cutie!

    Jessie, I realize you have a lot of irons in the fire but please remember that we love seeing you nude. So please keep getting nude for us. We really appreciate it.

    Say…wouldn’t this be a good time for you to revisit my interview with Jessie Andrews?

    Why yes. I would say that it is.

    November 8, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1372

  • Oh Niki Young, You So Fine

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    Niki Young

    You’d have to be a real moron to turn down a romantic dinner with a babe as fine as Niki Young.

    Especially because Niki’s idea of a romantic dinner isn’t a candle-lit roast with some moderately priced wine. When Niki Young invites you over for a romantic dinner, she’s actually inviting you over to watch her strip off her sexy lingerie and play with herself. Now doesn’t that sound like a pleasant way to spend an evening?

    Won’t you RSVP to Niki Young’s sexy striptease-masturbation-dinner date?  Continue Reading

    November 5, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1293

  • Sergeant Mia Malkova’s Sexy Drills

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    Mia Malkova

    We’re ten days away from Halloween so I’m going to try to feature as many babes in sexy Halloween costumes as possible. Continue Reading

    October 21, 2013 • BABES • Views: 4673

  • Bibi Jones Striptease at Mystique

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    Bibi Jones

    Remember in February 2013?

    No, neither do I.

    I’m sure a lot of important stuff happened in February 2013, but the only thing that comes to mind is Bibi Jones’s return to the adult industry.

    There was hype surrounding Bibi Jones’s return (which might have had something to do with that crazy offer we made to Rob Gronkowski), but for whatever reason I haven’t seen anything from Bibi Jones since she’s been back in porn.

    She’s been in three porn movies already this year, but for some reason they slipped under my radar.

    Can we even be sure that she’s back doing porn?

    Yes. We can.

    Bibi Jones isn’t just back doing porn videos, she’s hit the feature dance circuit as well.

    Don’t you wish you could go watch a Bibi Jones striptease at your favorite, neighborhood strip-club? Of course you do! Everyone does!

    Unfortunately, there might not be a way to see a Bibi Jones striptease at your favorite, neighborhood strip-club. But it’s not all bad news. The good people of Mystique Gentleman’s Club in Bridgeport, Connecticut have posted a video of Bibi Jones doing a sexy striptease at their club.

    Let’s watch:

    Oh yeah. Bibi Jones is definitely back. In a big way.

    I’ve never been to Mystique. I’ve never been to Bridgeport, Connecticut. Regardless of those facts, I’d like nominate Mystique for Strip-Club of the Year 2013.

    Obviously Bibi Jones’s appearance at Mystique was awesome but they’re following it up with an Asa Akira appearance.

    If you’re on the East Coast, get your butt down to Bridgeport, Connecticut for September 20th and the 21st to catch Asa Akira.

    Thank you Mystique for reminding us all that Bibi Jones is definitely back in the porn business.

    September 9, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2835

  • Rihanna’s sexy hips

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    Rihanna’s sexy bubble bath

    As you all probably know by now, The Sex.com Blog is crazy about Rihanna. She is without a doubt one of the sexiest women alive. The only reason she’s not the sexiest woman alive is because she’s wasting her time on that Chris Brown clown. But Chris Brown is so shitty that it isn’t even worth our time shitting all over him.

    Instead, let’s just watch Rihanna rehearse some sexy, striptease inspired choreography for the Diamonds world tour. Pay close attention to Rihanna’s sexy hips.

    Continue Reading

    March 5, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1801

  • Arianny Celeste strips for nerds

    Film Strip has finally answered the prayers of nerds everywhere. All the useless Star Trek trivia that permeates their brains can now be applied for a good cause, to get Arianny Celeste to take her clothes off.

    Unfortunately, it’s on YouTube so the striptease can only go so far. But still, Arianny Celeste is gorgeous and it’s a pretty innovative use YouTube’s annotations feature.

    Still if you’re looking for full-frontal nudity and hardcore action, why not just go back to the main page?

    January 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1014