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When I first heard “Bandz A Make Her Dance“ by Juicy J, I didn’t realize that “Bandz” was slang for $1,000 wad of cash. I thought Juicy J was just restating that old myth that women are more attracted to musicians than talentless losers like you and me.

Turns out, it’s not a myth. According to a recent study conducted in France, the sexiest nation in the world, male musicians have an advantage when trying to pick up chicks than talentless losers like you and me.   Continue reading “Study Says Male Musicians Have More Sex” »

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Your mattress could be affecting your sex life.

Let me start by saying that I don’t have a mattress of my own. The only mattresses I sleep on belong to whatever the poor girl who ends up taking me home after last call. On the rare occasion that I do sleep at home, I sleep on an assortment of hay and twigs with a shower curtain on top because I believe that this gives me strange sexual powers.

I’m assuming that you all have mattresses. If you all also sleep on an assortment of hay and twigs with a shower curtain on top to receive strange sexual powers, we should hang out more.

If you do have a mattress, I sincerely hope that you don’t own a memory foam mattress because a memory foam mattress could be ruining your sex life.  Continue reading “Sex or Sleep?” »

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Porn Studies

Porn has always been all over college campuses, however it’s been limited to free adult movies streamed in dorm rooms and old magazines with the pages stuck together hidden in the libraries.

Recently, with colleges hosting sex weeks and some being as bold as to have their own porn classes, porn has found less of a clandestine home among academics.

Today, Routledge announced that they will be publishing a Porn Studies Journal in 2014, securing watching porn as an academic pursuit, an important part of our culture, and a fun way to pass the time. Continue reading “Porn Studies: Arousing & Educational” »

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Maybe it’s just me, but for me I couldn’t care less about how a pussy looks. That’s because throughout my sexual career I’ve learned that touching a pussy is way sweeter than looking at them.

There’s always been a big debate to groom or not to groom. Ever since that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie goes to L.A. to get a wax, women have been brainwashed into thinking that a hairless pussy or a vajazzled pussy was the best way to impress their men.

Well that’s apparently not true.

So say goodbye to painful pussy waxing and diamond encrusted labias because hair is back in! Continue reading “Pussies: To Groom or Not To Groom?” »

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Boobs

The French are good at many things. Fashion, cheese, cigarettes, wine, cowardice. But above all these special skills, the French have always been great scientists.

Where would we be today if France had not produced great scientific minds like Pasteur, Becquerel, or the Curies?

Well today, it came to my attention that there is another great French scientist that deserves our full respect. His name is Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon. And what is his contribution to the French scientific tradition?

Professor Rouillon has found after a 15 year study that wearing bras makes boobs saggier.

Continue reading “Go Bra-Less for Sexier Boobs” »

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Sex, obviously

Do you worry that the youth of today are too obsessed with “hooking up” and that it’s destroying human intimacy?

First of all, mind your own goddamn business and let the youth of today live their lives.

Second of all, according to the new Great Sex Survey by Durex, “hooking up” is NBD, which is how young people say No Big Deal.

Allow me to explain… Continue reading “Hot Sex Includes Love” »

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In the end, penis size does matter.

Men have always wanted to know how to be attractive to women. Monash University, The Australian National University and La Trobe University all came together to determine once and for all what women find attractive. It turns that women like one thing about men: large penises.

Continue reading “Science Says Women Prefer Large Penises” »

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My kind of scientist

Why do you have sex?

Because it’s cool? Because it feels good? Because it relieves your headaches?

These are all perfectly good reasons to have sex, but frankly you never really need a reason to have sex. I mean it’s fine if you do, but if you don’t  have a reason for having sex, well then, that’s OK too.

Even though like 90% of the world is on board with having sex (no offense to a-sexuals/celibate people), science is always coming up with new reasons for us to have sex.

Science, c’mon. You’re preaching to the choir. We love sex and we’re trying to do it as often as possible.

Anyways, the latest reason for us to have sex is because it could benefit our intelligence. That’s right, having sex can make you smarter. Continue reading “Sex can make you smarter!” »

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I smell a foursome…and moth balls…

Despite what you may have seen on the Mature section of Sex.com, old people really don’t have that much sex. It’s totally understandable that they don’t because hormonal changes and aging lowers your sex drive.

But thankfully, science has discovered a way for seniors to boost their sex lives, increase mobility, and decrease pain. What is this magic sex-life-saving procedure?

Knee and hip joint replacement.

Continue reading “Joint replacement boosts your sex drive” »

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Olivia Munn demonstrates why sex in space is very appealing

Bad news for all astronauts that read this blog. There is new scientific evidence that sex in space could lead to brain disease, cancer, and other life threatening illnesses.

A study by Professor Anja Geitmann from the University of Montreal looked at the effects of zero gravity on the reproductive process in plants. Because sperm cells in plants are delivered to the egg through a “cylindrical tool”, scientists were able to apply the plant results to the human reproductive process (i.e. fuckin’).

The plants were placed in a spinning centrifuge that simulated both high and low gravity while scientists monitored their reproduction, which occurs quickly in plants. They found that the pollen tubes were smaller in low gravity, and were wider in hyper-gravity. Meanwhile intracellular traffic flow, the way that cells communicate, was badly affected. Continue reading “Sex in space is deadly!” »

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