Sexual frustration can shorten your lifespan…if you’re a fruit fly.
A new study from the University of Michigan shows that when male fruit fly are denied an opportunity to mate with a female fruit fly emitting pheromones, they undergo a rapid deterioration. They lose their ability to fend off starvation and they are more susceptible to stress, meaning that they live shorter lives.
And when male fruit flies are able to mate, the results are reserved. They end up having longer life spans.
According to Scott D. Pletcher, Ph.D, senior author of the study and professor in the Department of Molecular and Integrative Physiology at the U-M Medical School, “The cutting-edge genetics and neurobiology used in this research suggests to us that for fruit flies at least, it may not be a myth that sexual frustration is a health issue. Expecting sex without any sexual reward was detrimental to their health and cut their lives short.”
Maybe it’s just me, but for me sex is synonymous with regret. If you ever have the misfortune of seeing my naked body, you’ll understand exactly what I mean.
But I’ve always been curious to know what people regret most about their sex lives. Thankfully a new study from the University of Texas and the University of California, Los Angeles has found out what men and women regret most about sex. And the results are going to shock the pants off of you. Read more…
After a recent study revealed that bosses looking at porn on unsafe porn sites are responsible for a large portion of corporate computers getting infected with viruses, PandoDaily and Pornhub teamed up to examine high-income porn use vs low-income porn use.
First, they identified the top 10 high-income cities in the U.S. (such as New York, San Francisco, and Napa, California) as well as the top 10 low-income cities (including Monroe, Louisiana; Cumberland, Maryland; and Lake Havasu City/Kingman, Arizona).
They found that wealthier communities spend an average of 9 minutes and 54 seconds watching porn, whereas low-income communities spend an average of 11 minutes and 54 seconds. Meanwhile the average pageviews for wealthy communities was 9.44 and for low-income areas it was only 6.74. So does that mean rich people that watch porn are more efficient in consuming porn or does it simply mean they can afford to pay for internet that can handle loading more porn videos?
Whatever the reason, the income gap also means a porn gap. Just look at this graph: Read more…
Office sex! Everyone’s doing it! Or at least 54% of people are doing it, according to an office sex study by Business Insider that came out in May.
For those of us who are more accustomed to working in an office as opposed to banging in one, office sex seems daunting. For example, if I were to have sex in the office, I wouldn’t know where to do it because my office is an open concept loft with lots of windows. It’s a very nice office but I wouldn’t feel comfortable having sex in the office because there’s no where to go for privacy. Sorry I’m such a sensitive lover and not a crazy exhibitionist.
If you’re like me and you don’t know where you would have sex in the office should the opportunity ever arise, then today’s your lucky day. EliteSingles, a UK dating service, has just published a study that examines the most popular places to have sex in an office. Read more…
Casual sex can be a lot of fun. You just stick it in, squirm around for a while, then you cum, and you say, “Hey! That was pretty cool that we just had sex and we’re not even interested in each other. Let me know if you would like to have sex again sometime tomorrow. I’m going to go now.” And then you leave with absolutely no repercussions.
It’s way better than sex with my miserable wife. Whenever I’m about to leave after sex, she always says, “Where are you going?”
Thank goodness for cigarettes, otherwise I wouldn’t have an excuse to leave the house after having sex with my terrible wife.
Even though casual sex is more convenient than regular sex, a new study has found the one major flaw with keeping sex casual: WOMEN AREN’T HAVING ORGASMS. Women are more likely to have orgasms when they’re in a serious relationship over casual sex. Read more…
Isn’t driving the worst?
You can’t drink. You can’t text. What’s the freaking point?
I’d much rather spend an extra few hours walking with a Tom Colins in one hand and my phone in the other than have to drive anywhere.
Thankfully, according to a new study from Scout GPS, shows that Americans have found a way to make driving great. Scout GPS surveyed 1,832 American drivers and found that 15% of them would consider having sex behind the wheel and 11% admitted to “having participated in sexual activity while driving.” Read more…
Loyal pawns, you all know that I’ve always been drawn to big butts.
Personally, I just assumed that my obsession with ass was a by-product of falling asleep to rap music on full blast. But now I’m thinking I’m drawn to big butts because women with big butts are healthy and smarter than women with no ass. Read more…
A new study from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln has found that everyone stares at tits.
Are you surprised?
You shouldn’t be.
Staring at tits is a part of life. Allow me to explain. Life for the most part is extremely boring. There’s a lot of sitting around and doing nothing. So if we’re lucky enough to be in the same space as pair of massive tits, what else are we supposed to do but discreetly take a peek? Staring at tits is a sure fire way to forget about the repetitive drudgery that we call life.
The study employed the use of eye-tracking technology to prove everyone looks at women’s bodies more than their faces.
And when I say everybody, I mean EVERYBODY. This study didn’t need to prove that men stare at women’s bodies. That’s just a fact. Do we need a study to prove that the sun is hot or air is good for breathing?
No. Of course not. But while this study confirms something that everybody already knew as fact, it has also proven that it’s not just men staring at tits. Women are staring at tits too! Read more…
A new study from Brazil has found that women who get breast implants see an improvement in their sex lives. Dr. Paulo Guimaraes and his colleagues asked women to fill out a questionnaire to assess their sexual desire, arousal, and sexual satisfaction before their surgery. The women then re-took the questionnaires two, four, and eighteen months after their surgeries.
Apparently, women who got fake boobs experienced a boost in their sexual satisfaction and arousal following the surgery.
Now, if I were you, I wouldn’t call my plastic surgeon and schedule an appointment for breast implants. Though you may be more satisfied by sex and more aroused with new, fake boobs, there are some things you need to know about this study. Read more…
Faking an orgasm is an art women have mastered to help build the sexual-confidence of men all around the world.
Confidence boosting is just one of the many reasons women fake orgasms. Everyone has their own reasons for faking and it take me forever to summarize why women choose to fake an orgasm rather than let her man fruitlessly try to give her one.
But fake orgasms aren’t just for women. A new study shows that 25% of men have fake orgasms. Read more…
A new study from the Institute of Labor in Germany has revealed that people who have more sex also make more money.
Employees who have sex more than four times a week make on average 5% more than employees that aren’t getting any. The study’s author, Nick Drydakis, also said that people who have sex at least four times a week have more, “…emotional stability, more extraversion and less health limitations such as diabetes, heart diseases and arthritis.”
Essentially, people who have a lot of sex have been known to be happier and healthier. Happy and healthy translates to a positive performance at work.
While having more sex may not necessarily score you a raise right away, it also couldn’t hurt.
One thing that the authors of this study were quick to point out was the fact that making more money could lead to more sex. “Higher wages may encourage some to adopt more sexually active lives,” researchers wrote. “For instance, higher wages may increase the value and attractiveness of a person on the dating market; higher wages may increase purchase of gifts that are thanked for via sex.”
So in other words, it’s a complete Catch-22. How do you make more money? Have more sex. How do you have a lot of sex? Make more money.
All I need to know is…
If sex makes me a better employee, can I start claiming escort visits as a business expense?
It’s only fair.
For the full study, click here.
You know how college campuses are supposedly a hot bed for casual sex thanks to Millennial hook-up culture?
Well, apparently it’s not true.
A new study has found that the sexual activity of students hasn’t increased over the past few decades.
I know. I’m as disappointed as you are. Looks like I will not be attending college in September after all.
Despite what you might have heard, less than a third of college students surveyed from 2002 to 2010 had sex with more than one person in the preceding year. That’s about the same as in the 1980′s and 90′s.
But there has been some changes to how college are having sex. Read more…
Everyone loves getting oral sex. Fellatio or cunnilingus, it’s all good!
If you see someone’s face headed towards your lap, what are you going to do stop them? Of course not!
A new study in Evolutionary Psychology has attempted to determine the reason for why men perform oral sex on women. Their hypothesis was that men perform oral sex on women to increase sexual satisfaction in their relationship thereby minimizing the risk of cheating. Read more…
I do my best to be as honest as possible. Telling the truth is just so much easier than lying. Unfortunately there are some people that can’t handle the truth and you will get a reputation for being a prick. At least you’re an honest prick rather than a lying prick.
There is one exception to my honesty policy and it’s sex.
To be honest with you I don’t know why I feel so compelled to lie about sex but I am. I’ve been lying about sex since before I even started having sex.
I lost my virginity to my high school girlfriend in senior year. We dated for six months before she was ready to have sex. God knows I tried to have sex with her every single day of those six months. Right as I was about to finally put my penis in her vagina and lose my virginity once and for all she stopped and said, “You’ve done this before, right?”
“Yes,” I replied without any hesitation. It was just a reflex. There I was, about to have sex for the first time (which I’m convinced to this day that she knew I was also a virgin because we had talked about it before) and I lied about sex.
Ever since then lying about sex has been second nature.
A new study by Ohio State University confirms that I’m not the only one lying about sex. It turns out everyone lies about sex! Read more…
Wouldn’t life be much better if there weren’t so many ugly people?
I don’t know about you but whenever I go anywhere, for every attractive person I see there’s always at least one ugly person nearby to spoil the fun.
With all the technology that exists today, you’d think that finding a non-invasive way to make all the ugly people in the world to look like Nicole Neal (my choice for babe of the year 2013) would be a top priority.
Well, it seems like science may have figured out a way to make everyone more attractive. All it takes to live in a world surrounded by Nicole Neal‘s is a mild shock of electricity to the brain. Read more…