We’ve always wanted to see Victoria’s Secret Angel and Namibian supermodel Behati Prinsloo in some kind of sex scene and on September 29th, a Behati Prinsloo sex scene was unleashed upon the internet. Sadly, Behati Prinsloo’s nubile, nude body comes accompanied by a Maroon 5 song because her new sex scene is just a small portion of Adam Levine’s latest vanity music video project, “Animals”. Continue Reading
Advertising is a cutthroat business. At least it seems to be in Mad Men. And honestly, the only thing I know about the advertising industry comes from Mad Men. Which not only means my understanding of the advertising industry is totally anachronistic, it’s also polluted with melodramatic subplots.
That said, I do have some advertising advice for young entrepreneurs trying to establish a brand that gets people talking: book a topless Miranda Kerr and put her in your commercial.
Seriously, it really doesn’t matter what your product is. As long as you have topless Miranda Kerr, people will share the crap out of your commercial and everyone will be talking about that topless Miranda Kerr video they saw online the other day.
To see this “topless Miranda Kerr = automatically good advertising” theory in action, all we need to do is watch topless Miranda Kerr’s new commercial for 7 Obsessions Jeans. In it, we find Miranda Kerr topless and out of breath, presumably because her new jeans are so cool that they’ve given her orgasm after orgasm. If only there was a for her to wear two pairs of jeans at once because then she’s be able to achieve complete and utter ecstasy in her jeans. Or something like that…
Let’s watch topless Miranda Kerr love her jeans:
Do you see now why this is fool proof advertising?
So now you know. All you need to be good at advertising is film Miranda Kerr with no top for 30 seconds and everyone will be talking about your brand. The only problem is you’re going to need a dump-truck full of hundred dollar bills to get Miranda Kerr topless for your ad.
I already gave you the idea of shooting a topless Miranda Kerr to promote your product, now it’s up to you to figure out how to pay for it.
I’m not sure if this has been clear in my previous posts about Terry Richardson and his work, but I absolutely despise the guy. And I don’t despise him simply because he’s an aging hipster and that’s the single most pathetic thing anyone could be. No, I despise Terry Richardson for the simple fact that he includes a photo of himself posing with his subject in every damn photo set he creates.
And then there are all the stories of Terry Richardson sexually harassing the models he works with, which just isn’t cool. Leveraging your reputation to receive sexual favors from up-and-coming models probably happens all the time in the fashion industry, but like c’mon. It’s not cool.
How does one pose nude while still conveying that it’s art and not porn?
Pornography is often defined as “obscene”. The famous quote from the Supreme Court’s Ruling on pornography came from Justice Potter Stewart. He was stuck on how to describe pornography, and Novak said to him, “Mr. Justice, you will know it when you see it.”
So how do you ensure that you they don’t know porn when they see it?
Well there are two things you can do…First option: turn up the colour saturation, turn down the contrast, add a hip filter and people will not know whether or not what they’re seeing is porn.
Second option: throw a wet, lace article of clothing over yourself (or the model if you’re shooting and not posing) thus obscuring the nudity just enough so that people don’t know what they’re looking at.
And as we all know, when you’re looking at something that you’re not quite sure what it is…that’s what we call art.
You know who seems to know this principle more than anyone else? Nina Agdal.
Just the other day, some low contrast and high color saturation pictures of Nina Agdal surfaced online posing on the beach in a see-through top. And yes…you can totally see Nina Agdal’s boobs and her butt. Thank goodness someone pinned them to Sex.com!
Having followed Nina Agdal’s posing for sexy pictures extensively, we’ve always felt that she has probably the most rocking body in history. These new nude pictures of Nina Agdal only confirm these assumptions:
Despite all my complaining, the World Cup in Brazil this year has been good for one thing: reminding us how hot Brazilian women are.
You know how Australia was colonized by British inmates and the recently lobotomized thus spawning a country of ass-backwards weirdos? Well, part of me wonders if the Portuguese sent only their hottest citizens to colonize Brazil because there’s no other logical explanation for why 80% of all Brazilian women are so fine. You won’t find that in history books but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true.
So while we’ve got Brazilian women on our minds for the remainder of the World Cup tournament, I’d like to remind you all of an often unsung hero of Brazilian sex appeal: Izabel Goulart.
Some of you may remember Izabel Goulart from her stint as a Victoria’s Secret Angel from 2005 to 2008, but I mostly know her from her scorching hot Instagram. And that is precisely why Izabel Goulart is the latest inductee to our on-going BABES ON INSTAGRAM hall of fame. Some day, we hope to have a master list of the hottest babes on Instagram, and it would be a damn shame not to have included Izabel Goulart.
So without further ado, let me show you a “Best Of” Izabel Goulart’s Instagram so that you can see for yourself why you need to be following this Brazilian beauty.
Not only does Izabel Goulart’s Instagram feature tons of glorious glamour shots highlighting this babe’s superior genetics, it also features a lot of workout stuff, showing the world how she keeps that hot bod so tight. On the Jen Setler tip if you know what I mean.
Now you see why you need to follow Izabel Goulart. Do that here: iza_goulart
Question: Why do you guys think seeing women work out is so erotic?
Is it because that sweaty, dishelved, euphoric look they get from bending and stretching is only seen during or after sex?
I think so but please feel free to share your hypothesis on why women working out is so erotic in the comments below.
You know how they say good things come to those who wait?
Well, I’ve been waiting a long ass time to see Irina Shayk topless and I’m happy to say that it’s finally happened!
For those who don’t know anything about the beautiful Irina Shayk, just know that’s she’s a Russian supermodel and easily one of the most beautiful women that gets photographed for a living. That said, you’d think that an Irina Shayk topless photo would surface sooner rather than later because she’s primarily photographed in various states of undress.
Though in my time creeping supermodel on the internet, I had yet to see one surface. That is until I took a quick scroll through Sex.com only to see Irina Shayk’s tits staring right at me.
You know that moment in movies when the heroes finally reach the room full of gold? It was not unlike that but with a hot Russian babe’s boobs.
First let’s start with a pic of Irina on the beach doing her best to conceal her tits. Think of it as an appetizer. And it’s a great opportunity for those of you unfamiliar with Irina to see her smoking hot body:
AND NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT! IRINA SHAYK TOPLESS!
Those breasts are everything I had hoped them to be and more.
These pictures seem to have come from Irina Shayk’s Sport’s Illustrated shoot in Hawaii earlier this year.
Thankfully, some of those pictures have also been pinned to Sex.com so let’s enjoy them now.
It’s not uncommon for people who have been in relationships for a long time to forget how to be single.
You forget how to spend time alone when you’ve been in a longterm relationship. You forget how to take up the entire bed after you’ve been in a longterm relationship. And when the time comes, people that have been in longterm relationships have absolutely no idea how to date anyone. It’s a freaking miracle they ever landed anyone in the first place.
Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom were together for almost seven years, ending their relationship earlier this year. Or maybe late last year? I don’t know. No one should really care that much.
Since becoming single, it seems that the thing newly single Miranda Kerr has forgotten is how to wear clothes.
It seems like every week, Miranda Kerr is posing semi-nude for someone. I couldn’t possibly think of a better way for Miranda Kerr to cope with being dumped than getting undressed. So let’s celebrate Miranda Kerr’s singleness and inability to ever get dressed with her latest nude photos:
As of late, Nina Agdal has been the Sex.com Blog’s favorite babe. Why? Because she’s Danish. Oh and she’s sexy enough to make a living posing in a bikini pictures. The sad truth about modelling is that some babes just aren’t babely enough to get away with just posing in a bikini. They have to get undressed to get attention.
Though personally I would love it if Nina Agdal had to get undressed to get attention, and though that may be the case in a few years (or months), you can’t help but respect her for being able to get by without getting totally nude. And though we’ve kind of seen Nina Agdal nude in Cover Man Magazine, I’m not counting it because when she did the old hand-bra trick to cover up.
ANYWAYS, it appears that over the weekend Nina Agdal was filmed nude in bed. The footage hit Tumblr and Twitter according to EveryJoe.com, but all that I’ve been able to find is this single image of Nina Agdal nude in bed. Have a look: Continue Reading