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  • Women Hit Their Sexual Peak a lot Sooner Than You Think

    For years, we’ve navigated sexual activity under the assumption that men reach their sexual peak in their teens while women reach theirs sometime in their 30’s when they’re approaching MILF status. This notion was one of six reasons why MILF sex is the best.

    Now, a new survey suggests that it’s not true. Men hit their sexual peaks much later than their teens and women hit their sexual peak much younger that previously thought.  Continue Reading

    November 17, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 9477

  • Australians Don’t Wear Condoms Because Porn

    Why is science always trying to tell us that watching porn is bad for us? Continue Reading

    October 9, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 5935

  • 1 in 5 Men Are Unhappy With Their Penis

    At the risk of sounding heteronormative, penises are weird. Not that I’m not happy to have a penis (it’s pretty cool, I guess), but you’ve got to admit that having a super-sensitive nub of flesh that alternates between fleshy sponge and rock-hard love machine is weird.

    While women worry about keeping their bodies up to the ridiculously high standards set by mainstream and adult media, men have all been brainwashed into thinking that their penises need to be big, circumcised and ready to get hard in a moment’s notice because those are the only types of penises we ever see or talk about.  Continue Reading

    October 1, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 7903

  • Survey Reveals Men’s Favorite Sex Positions

    Sex positions are like drugs: they’re fun for a while but if you do them too much you build up a massive tolerance and you wake up in the morning feeling ever more empty than you did before.

    Ok, that’s maybe not the best analogy I’ve ever made, but who cares?

    Recently, Men’s Health surveyed over 800 of their readers to determine the sex positions men liked the best. Strangely, the Butter Churner sex position didn’t even rank in their results. Needless to say that the exclusion of the Butter Churner sex position makes me question this survey’s credibility, but let’s see what they found out about men’s favorite sex positions.

    Men’s all time favorite sex position is…

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    September 30, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 13342

  • Women’s Sex Lives Can Be Boosted By Eating Apples

    Scientists may have stumbled upon the long-awaited viagra for women: apples.

    Yes, according to new research published in the Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics, scientists believe that apples can improve the sexual arousal levels in women. 
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    July 9, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 10152

  • Women Who Make More Money Are Hotter, Says Survey

    Across the United States (and I assume the rest of the world because America is the world), women earn less than men on average. Why? In spite of the fact that women can do any job as well as any man, there are some people (mostly men) that prefer their workplaces to be little clubhouses for their guys to bro down. Messed up right? And even today, in 2014, women earn about 76 cents for every dollar a man earns. Crazy right?

    Interestingly enough, porn is possibly the only industry where the pay-grade based on gender is reversed. Female pornstars make far more than male talent. That’s just an interesting bit of trivia that you can spout the next time some sex-negative person is criticizing the porn industry or you for watching porn.

    But that’s not what we’re talking about today. Today, I’d like to draw your attention to some new survey results that may just put an end to the gender pay gap.

    According to a new survey conducted by Money magazine, men who consider themselves the breadwinner of the relationship often have a worse sex life than those who don’t.

    56 percent of men who make as much or less than their spouses had a “hot” or “very good” sex life compared to just 44 percent who earn more than their wives.

    SO WHY DO WE HAVE A GENDER PAY GAP?

    The reason for why dual income couples have healthier, more satisfying sex lives is simple: they’re not fighting over money. Approximately 70 percent of couples cite money problems as a source of bickering which is a total mood killer in the bedroom.

    Aside from the reduced stress over finances, couples that split the responsibility of providing for a household reduces pressure and creates a sense of real partnership, which is conducive to getting in the mood. Diane Harris, editor of Money, says, “We think it’s because they feel like true partners—that they’re a team taking care of the finances together. That breeds extra closeness in and out of the bedroom.”

    So the next time you hear some ignorant bigot talking complaining about why women are complaining for pay equality, just remind them that a happier, healthier, more satisfying sex life is also at stake. After all, the only way to reason with someone who is against pay equality is to show them how it affects them. Because honestly, who the hell is against pay equality?

    [h/t: Shape]

    July 1, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 10266

  • Casual Sex Probably Won’t Cause Depression…Probably…

    In recent years, the scientific community seems to be shocked and appalled that humans are having sex for fun rather than for reproduction purposes. Isn’t that strange? Normally when you think of science, you think of progression and progressive values to compliment that spirit of innovation, but all the “scientific” “research” “done” on casual sex makes it seem like it’s the worst thing in the world.

    Every day I read a headline like, “Casual Sex Linked to Type 2 Diabetes“. And obviously when I, a man whose family has a long history of diabetes and that has a lot of casual sex, read that headline I get super nervous. But then I read the article and its case against casual sex is like, “45% of people with type 2 Diabetes have at one point in their lives have had casual sex…COINCIDENCE?” Yes. It is a coincidence. People can come up with statistics to prove anything…14% of people know that.

    Anyways!

    A new study published in Social Psychological and Personality Science has attempted to measure the overall effects of casual sex, now that casual sex is a normative experience for many young people.  Continue Reading

    June 24, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 13430

  • Survey Says World Cup Is Better Than Sex

    As the first round of the World Cup comes to a close, it’s come to my attention that this soccer fad has gotten totally out of control. And I’m not talking about the fist fights between bandwagoners and lifelong soccer fans.

    Speaking of which, can I just address something really quick before we get back on topic? Lifelong soccer fans, you really need to get off your damn high horse for the rest of the World Cup. When you say, “You didn’t care about soccer a few months ago. Yet you’re an expert at World Cup?” Yes. I am. It’s your own damn fault for following Club Soccer that no one cares about. But it’s summer, which means all the good sports are done until the fall. So what are we supposed to do? Not get drunk during the day while watching sports? Absolutely not.

    You’re right lifelong soccer fans, we don’t care about soccer. Our feigned interest in your stupid game is merely a way of getting drunk during the day because international sportsmanship is something worth drinking to. So for the next couple of weeks, stop complaining about the bandwagon and everyone on it. Because once World Cup is over, it will be exactly four years before anyone thinks of soccer again.

    Besides that, World Cup is getting out of hand because a new survey has revealed that World Cup is more popular than sex!

    WHAT?

    REALLY?

    But you guys love sex!

    A European condom company set out to find out how men rank watching their country’s team against having sex. Needless to say, the results were as shocking as finding out that Europeans use condoms.

    Out of 2,000 participants, 40 percent of men admitted that they would turn down sex so that they could watch soccer instead. Other excuses used by men to get out of intimate situations included blaming a bad back, fatigue, and having a headache. 

    I really can’t believe you guys would choose soccer over sex. Think about all the good times we’ve had talking about sex. You really want to give that up for soccer?

    But now I ask, “Why can’t you do both?” Why can’t you and your partner cheer your team on while fucking? Add getting drunk during the day and that’s the most fun you’ll ever have.

    So remember guys, when faced with a decision between watching soccer and having sex…choose to do both at the same time.

    As always, “FUTBALL” has a lot to learn from American Football:

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    June 24, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 3980

  • Lack of Exciting Sex Can Lead To Infidelity

    A few years ago, a lot of my friends who had been in relationships started to get married. One by one, I heard boring proposal story after boring proposal story while I impatiently waited to hear when I would be able to break up my tux and drunkenly throw up all over it.

    At the time, I couldn’t understand why people got married. Actually, come to think of it, I still don’t understand why people get married. However, I have figured out why people have weddings.  Continue Reading

    June 17, 2014 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 20469

  • Survey Says Philosophy Majors Have The Most Sex

    College! It’s an important part in every young person’s life. It’s the time where your parents pay for your school, which you barely attend in favor of getting black-out drunk on a daily basis to make horrible mistakes that will shape your future. But ultimately, the getting drunk every day and never doing actual school work is highly educational because it really does teach you a lot about your self. Especially sexuality.

    When you go to college, you’re finally free to experiment with sex. No more sneaking around, breaking curfew, trying to keep it quiet or minimize the semen stains in the back seat of your parent’s station wagon. Yes, college is truly a great place for sex. Makes me wonder why I ever bothered to graduate. 

    To help us relive the sexual exploits of our college years, a website popular with students in the English town of Brighton decided to see how much sex college students were having, so they created THE UNIVERSITY SEX LEAGUE SURVEY. They asked over 6,000 students about various aspects of their sex lives, y’know the basics like when did they lose their virginity and how many sexual partners have you had while at university.

    AND THE RESULTS ARE IN! It turns out that philosophy majors have the most sex! Well that’s good. Philosophy majors have 0 job prospects, 0 applicable skills and they’re willingness to pontificate on fucking everything can’t help but make them the laughing stock of university campuses everywhere. So at least they’re having the most sex out of any other faculty.

    Philosophy majors were found to have an average of 7 sexual partners over the course of their academic careers, which was good enough to put them in the number 1 spot. 7 sexual partners may seem low (it’s not, btw), but compare it to chemical science engineers who only had 2.3 sexual partners throughout their academic careers, philosophy majors are doing pretty good.

    The survey also revealed that 51 percent of women and 61 percent of men have had unprotected sex, with an additional 30 percent of women admitting to having taken the morning-after pill at least once. Yikes. Now that’s bad. That’s a definite indication that people need better sex ed, especially before moving away to go to college. SO GET ON IT HIGH SCHOOLS AND ALSO UNIVERSITIES.

    Even stranger,  51 percent of college students define themselves as being in a monogamous relationship, and 39 percent believe they will meet their future life partner while at a university. This proves once again that young people are morons. 

    May 30, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 8898

  • French Women Prefer Chocolate Over Sex

    What do we think of when we think of French women?

    We think of full lips painted with bright red lipstick.

    We think big round, black sunglasses that compliment their face but still leave enough mystery to know that we’re attracted to them but we’re curious to see more.

    We think of unkempt armpit hair, that would normally be shocking and kind of gross, but somehow they pull it off.

    Mostly what we think of when we think of French women is that they have historically been the world’s best lovers, just oozing with sex appeal solely because they speak that sweet, sweet language.

    Unfortunately for us, and all French men, a new survey has concluded that French women just aren’t that interested in sex anymore.

    When asked to rate sex and food as catalysts for well-being, French women and men both gave food a 7.1 on a scale from 0 to 10.  Makes sense because your diet can affect your mood, energy levels and overall well-being. And if you don’t eat any food, you’ll die of starvation. So 7.1 is a fair rating.

    However, when rating sex, French men gave it a 7.5 whereas French women only gave sex a 6.7.

    Chocolate, cheese and foie gras topped the league table of happiness, the poll found. Women proved more likely to cite chocolate or strawberries and men more often plumped for meatier options like foie gras and steak.

    On top of that, the Harris Interactive poll found that when given the option of cutting back on either food or sex, French women were more willing to cut back on sex than food. Of course, French men didn’t hesitate for a second on cutting back on food.

    And it gets worse. 72% of French women said that it’s worse to have a sexual partner that’s bad in bed than a partner that’s a bad cook.

    So not only are French women not all that interested in sex anymore, they especially don’t like it when men are bad at sex. What are we supposed to go? I guess keep the house stocked with chocolate? According to the poll, it’s the only thing that they want.

    May 29, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 9825

  • Who Is Having The Best Sex Around The World?

    SEX! Everyone’s having it around the world…but who is having the best sex?

    Thanks to two comprehensive studies by Durex (whom you know from their condoms), we now have some hard evidence that determines which countries are the most sexually satisfied.

    The countries were people say that they have the most satisfying sex lives are: Mexico and Nigeria.

    sex map 1 Who Is Having The Best Sex Around The World?

    It should be noted that Nigeria was the only country where results were collected in-person rather than online, so it’s possible that the results are skewed. No one wants to admit that they have an unsatisfactory sex life to another person. It makes you seem sad, so you lie and say that your sex life is super dope. Meanwhile, it’s easy to tell a computer that you have a sad sex life because the computer already watches you jerk off on a nightly basis.

    As for Mexico, why do they have the best sex?

    Well, when your drinking water can cause dysentery, your food renown around the world for its laxative-like qualities and you could be kidnapped and killed by roaming drug cartels at any moment, you might as enjoy sex while you can.

    Actually, one reason Mexicans might have more satisfying sex lives than the rest of the world is because they feel so respected during sex as explained with this chart:

    mexico respect Who Is Having The Best Sex Around The World?

    So now that Mexico is #1 on your sex tourism list, now you should know that based on Durex’s findings, Japan is far and away more dissatisfied with their sex lives than any other nation.

    Here’s another chart that proves this claim:

    sex chart 2 Who Is Having The Best Sex Around The World?

    Why are the Japanese so dissatisfied with their sex lives?

    Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but Japanese people have always been hella weird about sex. I mean, just look at Japanese porn if you disagree! Hentai is super weird. Why anyone would want to watch a cartoon of a girl that doesn’t look 18 getting fucked by some alien tentacles is just something I will never understand. And even in their actual porn, they pixelate the crotches of men and women because leaving them uncensored would be “injurious to public morals”.

    But most of all, Japanese people simply aren’t having sex these days. I’d love to explain it to you but it could take forever, so for those of you interested in Japanese people aren’t having sex, you can read this: Why have young Japanese people stopped having sex?

    And as far as how long different countries last in bed, once again its Mexico and Nigeria taking the top spots.

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    Again, I feel like the Nigerians interviewed may have embellished their results because they had to give an answer in-person. But it’s good to know that Mexico is taking their time in the bedroom. Maybe that’s why they’re so satisfied? They’re not rushing sex.

    But hey, if you like quickies, there’s nothing wrong with that.

    So while Mexico and Nigeria are having the best sex in the world, one thing to keep in mind is STAY AWAY FROM TURKEY.

    For some reason, Turkey has an alarmingly high rate of STIs. So please be safe if you’re planning to do some sex tourism throughout Turkey.

    sti map Who Is Having The Best Sex Around The World?

    May 16, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 16364

  • People With High-Earning Jobs Have Less Sex

    If you have a job, it’s almost 100% assured that you hate your boss and or manager. That’s just the nature of working. They’re always telling you what to do and for what? Some chump change at the end of the day? Yes, bosses truly do suck.

    But hey! A new study has shown that working slobs like ourselves have better sex lives than our bosses and or managers!

    Sex toy firm Lovehoney surveyed 1,600 people and discovered that a third of people who earn $85,000 and above annually have sex once per week. Meanwhile, 50% of people who earn salaries that range from $25,000 to $55,000 have sex several times per week.

    A spokesperson for Lovehoney attributes lower earners having sex more frequently to the fact that they don’t care about their jobs as much. “High earners generally tend to work longer hours or put more time into thinking about their careers – so it makes sense they are having sex less regularly,” they said.

    INTERESTING!

    So there you go, you might hate your boss, but at least you can take solace in the fact that you’re probably getting laid more often.

    But don’t let this study kill any ambitions you may have had to make more money and be a sick millionaire. The study also found that though higher earners have sex less frequently, they are more adventurous in the bedroom.

    For example, 45% of higher earners were reported to haveg had a threesome at least once in their lives, meanwhile only 19% of people who earn $25,000 or less have had one.

    The survey also revealed that 83% of high earners have had sex outdoors, with only 66% of lower earners having tried getting busy in the great outdoors.

    So ultimately, the choice is yours. If you want to have adventurous sex less frequently, get rich! And if you want to have generic sex more frequently, stay poor!

    Personally, I’d like to live in a world where wealth didn’t affect your sex life, but that’s never going to happen so choose wisely!

    [h/t: CraveOnline]

    May 16, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6261

  • Survey Says Americans Are Getting Kinkier

    With every passing generation, it seems like people are getting more blasé about sex, which is great because it turns out that people are starting to have kinkier sex in order to keep sex exciting.

    In honor of National Masturbation Month (which apparently is May and not every month), webcam site Cam4 and French survey institute IFOP surveyed a sample of 1,023 Americans on their sexual habits and were surprised with the findings.

    According to their research, “40 percent of women under 35 have shared photos or videos in which they were at least semi-naked, either via text or through social media.” Very cool, way to go girls! Why you haven’t all texted or tweeted semi-nudes to me personally is baffling, but you can get started now by sending your nudes to @chicodustyblog on Twitter.

    We’re also making more sex tapes! More than 25 percent of respondents under 35 have filmed or photographed themselves during sex, with more than 50 percent of people saying they would definitely do it too…”if the timing was right.” I’m not entirely sure what would constitute as good timing when it comes to filming a sex tape. Like, are people concerned with the lighting? Or are they not willing to film a sex tape with their partner because they plan on dumping them immediately after sex? Either way, “The timing wasn’t right” is a lame excuse for not filming a sex tape. So get on it and upload it to Sex.com.

    People are also being more open about masturbation. 79 percent of female respondents under 35 said they had masturbated and 88 percent of their male peers said the same. Why 21 percent of female respondents and 12 percent of male respondents felt the need to lie is too bad, but at least the majority of people were being honest about their masturbation habits.

    As the study reports, “this was considerably higher than the overall proportion of the sample, suggesting that young people are significantly more likely to engage in self pleasure than their older counterparts [also indicating] that the figure might be even higher for women, who tend to underreport their solo-sex experiences.”

    Cam-viewing is on the rise with 21 percent of women and 32 percent of men reporting watching live sex shows online. Skype sex is also increasingly common, with 26 percent of respondents saying they had “had sexual relations via a webcam, while 48 percent said they would do so if given the opportunity.”

    Ultimately, all we can take away from this study is that Americans are getting hornier and hornier. It won’t be long before the only thing that gets the average American off is auto-erotic asphyxiation. And that’s the America I want to be a part of.

    [h/t: Refinery29]

    May 12, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 4613

  • Sex With Robots Becoming More Popular

    A new survey by A One Poll has found that the fear of a robot taking your job is growing. 31% of people fear that one day they will be replaced by smarter, faster, more efficient machine. I don’t want to get into a debate as to whether or not we should be replaced by machines for the good of the planet, so I’ll just tell you that the poll also found that 17% of people would have sex with a robot.

    While that is hilarious, it’s important to remember that similar survey results released last showed that only 1 in 10 people would have sex with a robot.

    That means the popularity of sex with robots (or at least the idea because as far as I know sex robots are not yet available but I pray to robot-God every night that they come true) has grown in popularity by 7% in only a year’s time.

    If this trend continues, then by the time we actually have fully functioning robots designed specifically for sex, the idea will be 100% acceptable.

    And why shouldn’t it be?

    There are men out there (and some women too) that view their sexual partners as object anyways, so why not just give them a robot to jizz in and let everyone else trying to build some intimacy do their thing?

    Sure, people may say that sex with robots is unnatural but anyone who wants to make that argument really has no business reading this on the internet because the internet is unnatural. Yet here you are, trying to get some sex over the internet. How is it any different than having sex with a robot? Don’t act like you never tried to fit your dick into a floppy drive before.

    If you don’t know what a floppy drive is, then you’re not old enough to be on this website, so please leave.

    Anyways, I have no qualms with people having sex with robots. It’s not like it’s going to ruin sex between two (or more) people. If technological advancements could threaten sex between two people in any way, the Fleshlight would have sex obsolete by now.

    I just think it’s amazing that the popularity of sex with robots is on rise despite there being no robots to even have sex with.

    Y’all must be getting hornier by the minute!

    May 8, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 29882

  • You’re More Likely To Get Cheated On If You Have A Big Penis

    I get thousands of emails every day. 99% of those emails are men asking me for sex advice about the size of their penises. Unfortunately, I have to ignore everyone asking about the size of their penises because I’ve already told you multiple times that NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS. Long, short, thick or thin, it really doesn’t matter what the dimensions of your penis are, as long as you keep it clean and communicate with your partner to maximize it’s pleasure giving ability.

    First of all, let me say that I understand why men are so obsessed with having a big penis. Men see a big penis as a symbol of power and sexual prowess. And in having a big penis, a man is then irresistible to women, giving them the best sex of their lives. But what you need to know is that that line of thinking is just your brain on porn.

    That said, a new study from Kenya, published in PLOSOne, may reassure you that having a small penis is actually a positive thing. Apparently, men with big penises are more likely to get cheated on by their wives.

    Researchers interviewed 545 Kenyan married couples to better understand relationship habits and factors for extramarital affairs in order to help stop the spread of HIV in the region.

    The couples were individually asked to self-report the size of the man’s erect penis size. Then, if the reported sizes were different, the researchers took the average of the two or the woman’s estimate (because you know men be lying about the size of their dicks).

    And the results were SHOCKING.

    “Every one inch longer penis increased the likelihood of women being involved in extra-marital partnership by almost one-and-half times,” the researchers wrote. “Women associated large penises with pain and discomfort during sex which precludes the enjoyment and sexual satisfaction that women are supposed to feel.”

    Couldn’t have said it better myself. Though you, a man, might think a big penis is a symbol of power and sexual prowess, it actually signifies pain and discomfort. SO STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR PENIS SIZE. The pointless pursuit of having a bigger penis will only push your sexual partner away because she’s not sexually satisfied.

    In fact, one woman interviewed for the study told the researchers the following: “Some penis may be large yet my vagina is small, when he tries to insert it inside, it hurts so much that I will have to look for another man who has a smaller one [penis] and can do it in a way I can enjoy.”

    Of course, there will always be size-Queens in the world, but they’re so few and far between that there’s absolutely no reason to feel self-conscious about your penis size (unless in the unlikely event that you have a big penis, which in that case you should be worried that you’re getting cheated on).

    [h/t: HuffingtonPost]

     

    April 24, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 12657

  • Top 10 Sexy Secretaries For Administrative Professionals’ Day

    Yesterday (April 23rd, 2014) was Administrative Professionals’ Day. It’s an unofficial holiday observed in all around the world to recognize the work and service of secretaries, administrative assistants, and receptionists. And I think it’s great that secretaries have their own day because it’s a hard job and often their work goes unappreciated.

    Also…it’s one of the sexiest professions known to man. I feel like people like to fantasize about sexy secretaries because sexy secretaries are subservient to their bosses. You need copies? Sexy secretaries will make you copies. You need coffee? Sexy secretaries will make you coffee. You need to make a call? Sexy secretaries will make the call for you. You’re having a stressful day at the office? Sexy secretaries will crawl underneath your desk and give you a blowjob to relieve the tension. You’re upset that you have to stay late at the office? Sexy secretaries will make it worthwhile when they let you fuck them on your desk.

    What’s not to like about that idea? The fantasy of sexy secretaries is all about power, for most people.

    For me, I just like the outfits. What’s not to like about pencil skirts, high heels and white blouses?

    Let’s take a moment to appreciate the sexy secretaries of the world by counting down the Top 10 Sexy Secretaries pinned to Sex.com!

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    AREN’T SEXY SECRETARIES THE BEST?

    I’m curious…how does secretary compare to other common career-related sexual fantasies?

    Thanks for voting! Now go pin sexy pictures of babes in your favorite sexy profession!

    April 24, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 18127

  • Viewing Porn Out of Context “Makes Women Feel Sick”

    A study conducted by the Groningen University in the Netherlands has found that when women are shown porn without any context, they experience the same physical revulsion as when viewing pictures designed to induce nausea.

    Dr Charmaine Borg and her colleagues observed twenty healthy women with the use of an fMRI-scanner. While in the scanner, the women were shown a variety of neutral images, nausea-inducing images, and hardcore pornography. All the pictures had almost no contextual information and there were no faces shown.

    Though this may sound more like a realization of A Clockwork Orange‘s Ludovico Technique than university research, they found an overlap in the areas of the brain became active when the women were shown the nauseating pictures and the hardcore porn. “It’s just like when you see disgusting food. The emotion that is triggered by for example the smell, ensures that you don’t want to eat it, ” Dr Borg said. According to the researcher, a woman’s body “immediately goes on the defensive” when seeing porn out of context.

    So is that why women don’t watch porn? Because it’s nauseating to them? I don’t think so.

    As you all know, I like porn. I work for a porn site. Not just a porn site, the world’s best porn site. Sometimes when I’m scrolling through Sex.com’s main page, I come across a prolapsed asshole or a veiny dick very narrowly ripping a vagina and I feel nauseous. Now, I know that I still like porn after seeing these gnarly pics. But my first reaction is always nausea because it’s flat out gross. Even with context, some porn is just gross. Sure, some of you might be into it, but that’s the beauty of sexuality. EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT!

    The conclusion the researchers came to was basically that human sexual behaviour is complex, and that many psychological and societal factors contribute to a person’s attitudes towards hardcore porn.

    That’s not a bad conclusion, but I feel like viewing hardcore porn in the claustrophobic setting of an fMRI-scanner while juxtaposed with images designed to induce nausea has unfairly stacked the results to associate porn with nausea. Who wouldn’t feel nauseous after seeing a plate of rotten food and then a giant dick going into an ass?

    So while it’s definitely good click-bait to say that the average woman’s reaction to porn is nausea, I think the study’s structure is flawed. Ultimately, the only thing they’ve proved is that women prefer porn with wide shots that include faces. However, we’ve known that for a while thanks to our extensive research on porn for women.

    [h/t: The Independent]

    April 23, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 17760

  • You Only Have 12 Minutes To Impress On A First Date Says New Study

    Do you feel like you’re the type of person that becomes more attractive as someone gets to know you? If you think you are, then prepare to be alone forever because new research says we only have 12 minutes to impress the opposite sex.

    AXA surveyed 2,000 people about their first date experiences and found that prospective sexual partners are immediately judged on their smiles (64%), whether or not they make eye contact (58%), and their tone of voice (25%).

    59% of people said that foul body odor was the most off-putting characteristic. Bad breath was the second most off-putting characteristic, repelling 53% of daters. And 38% were turned off if their date started swearing.

    When it comes to impressing a date, a quarter of the people surveyed said they make drastic changes to their appearance before a big date. Women prefer to get a new haircut, manicure, or wear a new perfume on a first date, where men mostly grow designer stubble to impress their date (which is indicative of men’s innate stupidity since beards aren’t attractive anymore).

    One in sixteen women (six per cent) and one in 20 men (five per cent) go on a diet in the lead up to a first date, which makes absolutely no sense because unless your date is several months away, dieting before a date won’t make you look slimmer. It will only make you feel bad because you’ve been without your comfort food.

    The point is…people form first impressions quickly. And no matter how wildly inaccurate that first impression may be, everyone is a stubborn prick and won’t want to budge on their first impression. Which is why when you’re on a first date, you need to impress the person you’re going on the date with in less than ten minutes. That doesn’t mean do something grand, that will only succeed in creeping them out.

    Let’s review what you need to do to impress a first date in less than 12 minutes:

    1. SMILE: Humans are programmed to return a smile. Even though you’re sweating bullets, smiling will make your date smile, which will put you both at ease, setting a comfortable atmosphere for the evening and help you focus on having fun.

    2. EYE CONTACT: Eye contact conveys sincerity, trustworthiness, and shows that you’re interested in the other person. All of which is highly erotic.

    3. LOOK GOOD: Dress nice and comfortably to make yourself comfortable and confident.

    4. SMELL GOOD: Making sure that your body and breath smell good conveys to your date that you have some self-respect. He or she doesn’t need to know that you’re a self-loathing mess until later.

    And if you don’t want to repel your date instantly, remember to avoid these TOP 5 FIRST DATE TURNOFFS:

    1. BODY ODOR. No one wants to date or have sex with someone that stinks.

    2. BAD BREATH. You ain’t getting kissed with the breath of a rotting corpse. It’s just too gross.

    3. SWEARING. Fuck if I know why the fuck this is on the fucking list, but just don’t fucking swear, ok fucker?

    4. SCRUFFY CLOTHES. You look like a homeless person. No one is going to date a homeless person…besides maybe another homeless person.

    5. NOT SMILING. Smile, alright? It’s important.

    So there you have it! Follow these simple Do’s and Don’ts of the first date and your date won’t immediately regret going on a date with you. That regret will come later when you have too much to drink and start over-sharing about something embarrassing that’s not funny. But at least you smell and look good.

    [h/t: The Daily Mail.]

    April 23, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 9560

  • Science Says Women Don’t Find Beards Sexy Anymore

    Alright guys, it’s time to shave off that scruff because scientists say that beards have reached their peak.  Researchers at the University of New South Wales (Australia) have reason to believe that big, bushy beards are no longer hot.

    The research team recruited 1,453 women and 213 men and asked them to rate the attractiveness of different images of men’s faces. Some participants were shown mostly full beards, while others were shown images of mostly clean shaven men. A third group was shown a mixture of different types of facial hair, from bald face to James Harden-sized beards.

    What they found was that the rarer the facial hair type, the more attractive it was to both men and women. I’m sure that you’ve noticed that for the last few years the popularity of beards has been high. So why then are they suddenly so unattractive? Well, it’s their popularity that’s made them unattractive. It’s an evolutionary phenomenon known as “negative frequency-dependent sexual selection.”

    “Big thick beards are back with an absolute vengeance and so we thought underlying this fashion, one of the dynamics that might be important is this idea of negative frequency dependence,” one of the study’s authors Bob Brooks said. “The idea is that perhaps people start copying the George Clooneys and the Joaquin Phoenixs and start wearing those beards, but then when more and more people get onto the bandwagon the value of being on the bandwagon diminishes, so that might be why we’ve hit ‘peak beard.’”

    In other words, the rarer a trait is, the more attractive it is.

    This shouldn’t come as a surprise because if you think about it, who are women going to be more attracted to in a room full of bearded men? One of the sixty guys with big bushy beards or the one clean-shaven man? Obviously the clean-shaven man because he is unique. The ability to resist jumping on the bandwagon communicates self-confidence, and confidence is the single most important trait one needs to demonstrate if they ever want to attract the opposite sex.

    So though the study that beards are no longer attractive, the lesson to be learned is that being unique and resisting popular trends will help you catch the eye of a cutie. But don’t mistake that for an endorsement of peacocking. Wearing a fuzzy hat and glow-sticks might make you unique, but you’re an asshole first.

    Just be yourself, look how you want to look, and you’ll be fine. It just helps if you’re clean shaven or stubbly for the next little while.

    April 17, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 7234