SEX! Everyone’s having it around the world…but who is having the best sex?
Thanks to two comprehensive studies by Durex (whom you know from their condoms), we now have some hard evidence that determines which countries are the most sexually satisfied.
The countries were people say that they have the most satisfying sex lives are: Mexico and Nigeria.
It should be noted that Nigeria was the only country where results were collected in-person rather than online, so it’s possible that the results are skewed. No one wants to admit that they have an unsatisfactory sex life to another person. It makes you seem sad, so you lie and say that your sex life is super dope. Meanwhile, it’s easy to tell a computer that you have a sad sex life because the computer already watches you jerk off on a nightly basis.
As for Mexico, why do they have the best sex?
Well, when your drinking water can cause dysentery, your food renown around the world for its laxative-like qualities and you could be kidnapped and killed by roaming drug cartels at any moment, you might as enjoy sex while you can.
Actually, one reason Mexicans might have more satisfying sex lives than the rest of the world is because they feel so respected during sex as explained with this chart:
So now that Mexico is #1 on your sex tourism list, now you should know that based on Durex’s findings, Japan is far and away more dissatisfied with their sex lives than any other nation.
Here’s another chart that proves this claim:
Why are the Japanese so dissatisfied with their sex lives?
Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but Japanese people have always been hella weird about sex. I mean, just look at Japanese porn if you disagree! Hentai is super weird. Why anyone would want to watch a cartoon of a girl that doesn’t look 18 getting fucked by some alien tentacles is just something I will never understand. And even in their actual porn, they pixelate the crotches of men and women because leaving them uncensored would be “injurious to public morals”.
But most of all, Japanese people simply aren’t having sex these days. I’d love to explain it to you but it could take forever, so for those of you interested in Japanese people aren’t having sex, you can read this: Why have young Japanese people stopped having sex?
And as far as how long different countries last in bed, once again its Mexico and Nigeria taking the top spots.
Again, I feel like the Nigerians interviewed may have embellished their results because they had to give an answer in-person. But it’s good to know that Mexico is taking their time in the bedroom. Maybe that’s why they’re so satisfied? They’re not rushing sex.
But hey, if you like quickies, there’s nothing wrong with that.
So while Mexico and Nigeria are having the best sex in the world, one thing to keep in mind is STAY AWAY FROM TURKEY.
For some reason, Turkey has an alarmingly high rate of STIs. So please be safe if you’re planning to do some sex tourism throughout Turkey.