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If there’s one thing that most pornstars have in common it’s that they all get naked in front of a camera it’s that they’ve all made a terrible mistake at a tattoo parlor at some point in their lives.
I don’t know why, but sometimes I’ll see a pornstar and think, “Oh wow, she’s sexy.” But then all of a sudden, she flips over and there’s this stretched out unicorn on her butt cheek. And then I think to myself, “Oh no, that’s too bad.” Flaccidity of the penis ensues.
Initially, I was going to rant and rave about all the tattoos in porn that I find to be a complete turn-off…but what’s the point? Surely the pornstars that have the worst tattoos in porn realize they made a mistake. They don’t need me talking shit about their tattoos. So instead, I’d like to talk about the Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn.
Are you ready find see the Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn?
Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that tells you what babes you should be following on Instagram in order to look at their sexy SFW selfies wherever you go.
Who is Ellis Cooper? She’s just a gorgeous glamor model from England that gets paid to pose in lingerie and in the nude, but she’s kind of enough to share lots of hot, SFW pics on her Instagram account to make our lives better.
She has cool tits…er…I mean tats. As in short for tattoos. But that’s not to suggest that her tits aren’t also cool. They’re spectacular actually.
One thing that I especially like about Ellis Cooper is that she understands the power of her sex appeal and uses it. This is what she said in an interview with ReneeRuin.com when asked what was the best thing about being a woman:
“Having the power. Women can control anyone and everyone with a pair of boobs and a good bum, men can’t control anyone with their penis. It’s a fact that a girl no matter what she looks like could have a man in her bed at the drop of a hat, just because she has a vagina. Men on the other hand they have a work so hard. I’m not saying I exploit this super power, quite the opposite in fact but knowing is enough.”
Well said, Miss Cooper. God knows that you have complete control over me.
Let me start by saying that the Sex.com Blog you know and love would not be what it is today without Chris Nieratko.
Though Chris Nieratko didn’t actually do anything to create the Sex.com Blog, all this blog really is is me trying to emulate what Chris Nieratko has done better than anyone for 100-plus years and that’s write about porn.
I could ramble on and on about the greatness of Chris Nieratko, but he’d find a way to make me feel like a loser if I get too sentimental about his career covering the porn industry, so instead I’ll just get to the point.
Earlier today, I got an email from my longtime idol saying, “Think Sex.com would want this interview with the very funny Alexa Aimes from Exxxotica?”
At first, I was hesitant. But then I remembered that Chris Nieratko was emailing me about Alexa Aimes! So I had no choice but to say yes. Chris Nieratko interviewing possibly the funniest woman in porn? C’mon, I’m not an idiot.
So please enjoy Chris Nieratko’s interview with Alexa Aimes.
But before you do! Please:
Follow Chris on Twitter: @Nieratko.
Follow Chris on Youtube: Chris Nieratko’s Youtube Channel.
Buy his book: Buy Skinema on Amazon.
Read his articles on Vice: Articles By Chris Nieratko.
Ok now you’re ready to watch the Alexa Aimes interview:
VERY FUNNY INDEED.
Alexa Aimes is awesome. From her peanut butter charity to her ability to queef on command to her sense of humor.
Thank you Chris.
Now if you want to see Alexa Aimes get sexy rather than be funny, why not watch her try anal for the “first” time?
As a well-known pornography promoter, a question I get asked all the time is, “Do you know Bonnie Rotten?”
Whenever someone asks me if I know Bonnie Rotten, I always reply, “Oh yeah. I know Bonnie Rotten.”
Unfortunately, they don’t realize that what I meant to say was, “Yes, I am familiar with Bonnie Rotten’s pictures and movies and I’m big fan of hers.” I do get some sick pleasure from seeing their excited faces swiftly turn to ultimate devastation when I clarify that I don’t actually know Bonnie Rotten and I can’t give you her phone number.
The point is, Bonnie Rotten is a lot of people’s dream woman. How could she not be? A hot girl, covered in cool tattoos that loves rough sex and the Oakland Raiders? Based on that description of Bonnie Rotten, she deserves to be in the Smithsonian as “American’s Most Desirable Woman Ever.”
So yeah, I’m a disciple of Bonnie Rotten’s. The girl can do no wrong in my eyes. And that’s especially true after seeing Bonnie Rotten star in Piece By Piece‘s new NSFW music video for “Let’s Fuck”.
The lead singer sees Bonnie Rotten eating burgers by herself at In-N-Out, which is amazing in itself. Why is the thought of Bonnie Rotten eating In-N-Out burgers making me rock hard? After some burgers, Bonnie Rotten takes the dude back to her place for some of the hottest simulated sex you’ll ever see.
Just think, if this is how good fake sex with Bonnie Rotten is…the real thing must nuts. It probably makes all other sex irrelevant.
I suggest putting the song on mute and just watching Bonnie Rotten’s seductive moves, but it’s up to you.
If anyone knows Bonnie Rotten (like actually knows Bonnie and not like how I know her), would you please let her know that I’m down to go get In-N-Out burger with her whenever she wants. I could be in hospital with a stomach tumor, it doesn’t matter. Literally whenever she wants.
Maybe some simulated sex afterwards too? If not that’s cool. The idea of eating burgers with Bonnie Rotten has filled my tiny penis with so much blood that simulated sex with Bonnie Rotten would probably cause me to die because there would be no more blood in my body, except in the dick.
Van Styles had the brilliant idea to take pictures of Christy Mack in her element. Guess what? Christy Mack in her element is just as sexy as her movies and pictures. Maybe even sexier? I don’t know. I’ll let you be the judge of that…
Let’s see Christy Mack laid back for Van Styles! Continue Reading
Last week, I was rambling about the 6 different kinds of boobs.
Tattooed boobs were fairly uncommon until today. Now it seems like everyone’s getting tattoos on their boobs.
Since it’s a relatively new phenomenon, I wanted to get a sense of where y’all stood on the matter. 870 people voted in our tattooed boobs poll and 54% (471 people) said that tattoos on boobs ruin boobs!
Well, I’m not convinced. As a big fan of tattooed boobs, it’s my duty to convince you that boob tattoos are sexy. If they’re not sexy, then why are girls getting them? To express their individuality? I highly doubt that.
So to change the minds of 471 people, let’s get to the Top 10 Best Tattooed Boobs! Continue Reading
If you haven’t already read it, please do so now (by clicking here).
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As you may have noticed, Emja listed the six different kinds of boobs. They are:
At first I thought underboob was just a glorious, sexy fad that people would eventually lose interest in because it is still relatively new and we owe it all to the return of the croptop.
You all know how I feel about croptops and underboob, but I wanted to know how you guys felt about underboob!
I polled The Sex.com Blog’s readers to find out which they liked better: underboob or sideboob. Underboob ran away with 61% of the votes, which thankfully means that it is here to stay.
It makes sense that underboob would win. While any view of boobs is a good view, underboob really gives us the full shape of the boob, while obscuring the cleavage we normally see.
Does this make any sense at all?
Probably not. It’s hard to think straight with underboob on the brain. Enough talk! Let’s get to the Top 10!
10. Jordan Carver goes pow!
Do you remember Emma Mae?
I sure as hell do.
She was that sexy tattooed girl that came out of nowhere (nowhere as in North Carolina) and then before I knew it, she was everywhere.
Porn producers had this weird belief that tattoos and piercings can scare away viewers. Unless you’re shooting for Burning Angel or Belladonna or other tattoo niche studios, a girl’s tattoos would often get covered up with stockings, corsets, or whatever else so that they don’t drive people away. But does anyone really mind tattoos that much? I’m asking because the way I see it is if a girl is sexy, she’s sexy. Tattoos aren’t something that I’m bothered by. Unless she’s got a swastika tattoo. Then I would be bothered by that.
Remember yesterday when we made Alysha Nett Babe of the Day? You had one of two reactions when saw her:
- “Wow! This girl is so hot. Thank you Sex.com Blog for introducing me to Alysha Nett, one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I owe you my life, Sex.com Blog.
- “I’ve seen this girl all over the internet and I’ve always thought she was one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Now I know her name is Alysha Nett and I can be a fan for life. Thank you Sex.com Blog, I owe you my life.”
Sorry about the Babe of the Day delay! I should have had a Babe of the Day yesterday but I kind of blew it. I’m not worried though because today’s Babe of the Day is a total fox.
Her name is Alysha Nett, she’s covered in tattoos and piercings and the internet loves her, which means so will you! Continue Reading
Can you believe another Miss Freeones contest has come and gone? Is it any surprise that Christy Mack was named Miss Freeones 2013 and Best Newcomer 2013? Not really. That’s because Christy Mack is a super sexy, tattooed, badass that was overdue to win something!
And boy did she ever win. Not only did Christy Mack win two titles but she also took home $12,500 in prize money. Remind me to enter next year. I’m trying to come up on prize money like that.
As you may or may not know, Sex.com was one of the sponsors for Miss Freeones this year and we couldn’t be happier that Christy Mack is taking home or money. Well, I would be happier if I had been given the money but you can’t always win! Anyways, as a proud sponsor of Miss Freeones we would like to congratulate Christy Mack on her win. In order to do that, we thought we’d help you better acquainted with Christy Mack by giving you a Christy Mack Top 10.
So let’s get straight to it, here now is the Christy Mack Top 10: Continue Reading
Terrible news for porn fans. Alt-babe Riley Jensen has retired.
This is is the message she wrote on her Facebook page:
“Good morning everyone! Well today I have a big announcement.
After 4 great years in the adult industry, I am officially announcing retirement. I’ve had a lot of fun and it will definitely be a part of my life that I will never forget. No it’s not because of my accident or any other reason other than I have put the amount of time I wanted to into this career and now it’s simply time for the next chapter of my life. You can still look forward to my modeling, as that is my passion in life. I want to personally say thank you to everyone that has continued to support me through it and a special thanks to the ones that didnt. Lol you all played a part in helping me grow into the person I am. I understand there will be negative feedback right along with the positive. Your opinions are yours. My life is mine. Xoxo and thank you again! Limited edition Riley Jensen products coming very soon ;)”
While it’s sad to know that we won’t be seeing new stuff from Riley, you have to respect her going out with style like that. Rather than wallow in our sadness, we’d just like to remember the good times and share with you our Riley Jensen retirement Top 10.
If you haven’t seen an episode of Pawn Stars, you will not understand this blog post. This would be a great time to get caught up because it’s a great show. It’s a reality show on the History Channel where people come in to the Gold and Silver Pawn Shop with treasure or crap and try to make some money. It’s like Antiques Roadshow but with a rock n’ roll edge.
One of the series highlights was when they hired the attractive alt-girlOlivia Black to work the night-shift in season 5. Though she was only a minor part of the show, she brought a real good energy to the shop as positive, petite, tattooed girls tend to do. Olivia was always a welcome change of pace from the fat old men and Chumlee’s incompetence that the show usually focuses on.
But that’s all over. Olivia Black has been fired. Why? Because people found out about her porn-past.