As a well-known pornography promoter, a question I get asked all the time is, “Do you know Bonnie Rotten?”
Whenever someone asks me if I know Bonnie Rotten, I always reply, “Oh yeah. I know Bonnie Rotten.”
Unfortunately, they don’t realize that what I meant to say was, “Yes, I am familiar with Bonnie Rotten’s pictures and movies and I’m big fan of hers.” I do get some sick pleasure from seeing their excited faces swiftly turn to ultimate devastation when I clarify that I don’t actually know Bonnie Rotten and I can’t give you her phone number.
The point is, Bonnie Rotten is a lot of people’s dream woman. How could she not be? A hot girl, covered in cool tattoos that loves rough sex and the Oakland Raiders? Based on that description of Bonnie Rotten, she deserves to be in the Smithsonian as “American’s Most Desirable Woman Ever.”
So yeah, I’m a disciple of Bonnie Rotten’s. The girl can do no wrong in my eyes. And that’s especially true after seeing Bonnie Rotten star in Piece By Piece‘s new NSFW music video for “Let’s Fuck”.
The lead singer sees Bonnie Rotten eating burgers by herself at In-N-Out, which is amazing in itself. Why is the thought of Bonnie Rotten eating In-N-Out burgers making me rock hard? After some burgers, Bonnie Rotten takes the dude back to her place for some of the hottest simulated sex you’ll ever see.
Just think, if this is how good fake sex with Bonnie Rotten is…the real thing must nuts. It probably makes all other sex irrelevant.
I suggest putting the song on mute and just watching Bonnie Rotten’s seductive moves, but it’s up to you.
Piece By Piece – Let’s Fuck (Official Video) from Nick Jett on Vimeo.
If anyone knows Bonnie Rotten (like actually knows Bonnie and not like how I know her), would you please let her know that I’m down to go get In-N-Out burger with her whenever she wants. I could be in hospital with a stomach tumor, it doesn’t matter. Literally whenever she wants.
Maybe some simulated sex afterwards too? If not that’s cool. The idea of eating burgers with Bonnie Rotten has filled my tiny penis with so much blood that simulated sex with Bonnie Rotten would probably cause me to die because there would be no more blood in my body, except in the dick.