Good news! The weekend has officially begun, which means it’s time to kick back and press play on another edition of our world famous porn blog’s marquee feature: YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLIST. Continue Reading
Despite what you might think, surfing the internet for porn is hard.
With so much free porn on the internet, where do you start? Do you search for your favorite pornstars and hope to God that there’s something new from them? Of course, that never seems to work because how can you narrow it down to just one favorite pornstar?
Do you just scroll through the categories on Sex.com until something catches your eye? No offense to ourselves but there’s so much free porn on Sex.com that it’s a good way to desensitize yourself to porn entirely.
If only some awesome sex blog would make a porn playlist, right? I mean, they spend all week looking at porn…the least they could do is assemble some kind of porn playlist from videos they saw throughout the week to help you choose what to fap to over the weekend, right?
Well, you’re in luck!
To make surfing for porn easier, every weekend we’re going to share with our wonderful Sex.com community the Top 7 porn videos that we hope you like a lot so that we can save you the trouble of sitting hunched over your computer, holding your flaccid penis, hoping that some awesome porn video will find you.
So here it is! The inaugural Sex.com Blog’s Weekend Porn Playlist:
1. Tight gal Jasmin pleasuring with a dildo.
I’m not sure if this has been clear in my previous posts about Terry Richardson and his work, but I absolutely despise the guy. And I don’t despise him simply because he’s an aging hipster and that’s the single most pathetic thing anyone could be. No, I despise Terry Richardson for the simple fact that he includes a photo of himself posing with his subject in every damn photo set he creates.
And then there are all the stories of Terry Richardson sexually harassing the models he works with, which just isn’t cool. Leveraging your reputation to receive sexual favors from up-and-coming models probably happens all the time in the fashion industry, but like c’mon. It’s not cool.
9 months ago, we went ahead and declared Said Energizer’s Vimeo account to be the Sexiest Vimeo Ever.
It was a real no-brainer to declare Said Energizer the proud owner of the Sexiest Vimeo Ever because he only posted videos of sexy, Eastern European babes dancing around, stripping off their crop-tops that barely covered anything anyway.
However, after we bestowed this honor on Said Energizer, he stopped sharing videos of sexy babes dancing around in crop-tops. It was truly a sad day for all. Only a little blog called CropTopFever could fill the sexy babe wearing a crop top shaped hole in our hearts left by Said Energizer.
But alas, there’s no need to mourn the loss of Said Energizer because he’s back with a hot, oily babe dancing around in a crop-top that doesn’t even come close to covering up her tits.
So enjoy the return of the sexiest Vimeo account ever with Said Energizer’s latest effort: “For Men”
Please, if anyone knows the name of the babe featured in this video, don’t keep it to yourself. Let us know in the comments who she is so that we can post more pictures and videos with her in it.
It ain’t right to keep her name to yourself.
While I’m flattered that you guys would ask me instead of a search engine like a normal person, it saddens me that I have to disappoint you by saying, “No. Malena Morgan has never done hardcore. She did a handjob scene with Rachel Steele but otherwise we’ll probably never see Malena Morgan with a penis ever again.”
However, our friends at Twisty’s have found an amazing loophole get us to see Malena Morgan fucking a phallus. Fake penises.
Yes, it’s the closest we’ll ever see to a Malena Morgan hardcore scene, and it’s pretty damn amazing.
Malena stripping out of a white bodysuit while showering is amazing in itself, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. She takes on, not one, not two, but THREE fake penis that will quench your thirst for a Malena Morgan hardcore video.
To see all the pictures from Malena Morgan’s simulated sex debut, please visit Twistys.com.
And now enjoy this small sampling of Malena Morgan vs three penises.[wpsgallery]
I hope that this is a taste of what’s to come. I mean, Malena Morgan is already everyone’s favorite pornstar and she only does lesbian and solo porn. Can you imagine if she started doing B/G and more?
She’d have a monopoly on all genres of porn. I, for one, welcome our new porn overlord Malena Morgan.
I apologize to anyone who thought that maybe this post would contain a Leanna Decker hardcore scene.
Believe me, I want to see this busty redhead do hardcore as much as you do. However, I don’t think that’s ever going to happen. We’ll keep our fingers crossed but I’m not optimistic.
While we wait and see if Leanna Decker ever does hardcore, we can pass the time by watching Leanna eat some meat.
Only people with food fetishes will find this video of Leanna Decker eating meat as arousing as a Leanna Decker porn video, but it’s like I always say, “Leanna eating meat is better than no Leanna at all.” I say that all the time, I swear. Ask anyone.
OK, time to watch the video!
Our friends from SINN & SKINN were in Las Vegas last week for the AVN Awards and while there they challenged two hot pornstars, Cali Carter and Tiffani Taylor, to put a condom on a banana without using their hands.
The girls had their own idea.
Rather than just put a condom on a banana, they decided to put on a show with the banana!
Honestly, watching this video is the most fun anyone has ever had with a banana.
Cali Carter and Tiffani Taylor have skyrocketed up my list of favorite pornstars. Way to go, girls!
Does it mean that I’m obsessed with sex if I think that Cali Carter and Tiffani Taylor going HAM (hard as a motherfucker) on this banana was a more effective healthy eating PSA than the one that Michelle Obama shot with the Miami Heat?
Big thanks to SINN & SKINN for getting Cali Carter and Tiffani Taylor together to destroy that lucky, lucky banana.
Emily Ratajkowski is sexy as hell. She’s also one of the fashion industry’s biggest ‘IT GIRLS‘ right now. She has spent some time modelling for photo shoots and magazine covers, but seems to be really breaking into the mainstream with her crossover into the music video industry.
If you like trying to find music videos that have partial nudity in them (like me!) then you’ve probably already seen Emily’s main claim to fame. She recently starred in the music video for Robin Thicke’s dumb, boring pop jam “Blurred Lines.”
I don’t have much to say. It’s Saturday, I shouldn’t even be blogging.
I just want you all to watch this Vimeo video called GET DOWN by Tosha Isaev. It’s the hottest 1 minute and 18 seconds of your weekend.
Someone please tell who this babe is!