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  • Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist: November 21st, 2014

    Good news! The weekend has officially begun, which means it’s time to kick back and press play on another edition of our world famous porn blog’s marquee feature: YOUR WEEKEND FREE PORN PLAYLISTContinue Reading

    November 21, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Pornstars • Views: 24380

  • Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist: August 8th, 2014

    Despite what you might think, surfing the internet for porn is hard.

    With so much free porn on the internet, where do you start? Do you search for your favorite pornstars and hope to God that there’s something new from them? Of course, that never seems to work because how can you narrow it down to just one favorite pornstar?

    Do you just scroll through the categories on Sex.com until something catches your eye? No offense to ourselves but there’s so much free porn on Sex.com that it’s a good way to desensitize yourself to porn entirely.

    If only some awesome sex blog would make a porn playlist, right? I mean, they spend all week looking at porn…the least they could do is assemble some kind of porn playlist from videos they saw throughout the week to help you choose what to fap to over the weekend, right?

    Well, you’re in luck!

    To make surfing for porn easier, every weekend we’re going to share with our wonderful Sex.com community the Top 7 porn videos that we hope you like a lot so that we can save you the trouble of sitting hunched over your computer, holding your flaccid penis, hoping that some awesome porn video will find you.

    So here it is! The inaugural Sex.com Blog’s Weekend Porn Playlist:

    1. Tight gal Jasmin pleasuring with a dildo.

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    August 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 43383

  • Terry Richardson Reminds The World That Ashley Sky Is Hot

    I’m not sure if this has been clear in my previous posts about Terry Richardson and his work, but I absolutely despise the guy. And I don’t despise him simply because he’s an aging hipster and that’s the single most pathetic thing anyone could be. No, I despise Terry Richardson for the simple fact that he includes a photo of himself posing with his subject in every damn photo set he creates.

    And then there are all the stories of Terry Richardson sexually harassing the models he works with, which just isn’t cool. Leveraging your reputation to receive sexual favors from up-and-coming models probably happens all the time in the fashion industry, but like c’mon. It’s not cool.

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    July 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 6818

  • Babes On Instagram: Jaclyn Swedberg

    Hello and welcome back to another edition of BABES ON INSTAGRAM, the only weekly blog feature on the internet that finds the hottest babes on Instagram and tells you to follow them so you’re not missing out on the best SFW (safe-for-work) sexy pictures in your personal Instagram feed. And it’s this rigorous screening process of the sexiest Instagram accounts is precisely why the Sex.com Blog is superior to all other sites on the internet.

    If you’re new to BABES ON INSTAGRAM, then I’ll just tell you that you should be following the incredibly sexy babes Ellis Cooper, Alyssa Arce and Lauren Hanley because their Instagrams are red hot. Click their names if you want to see their sexiest pictures on Instagram. But for those of you who are committed to the BABES ON INSTAGRAM feature, then I’ll just go ahead and tell you that you need to start following JACLYN SWEDBERG. (Instagram: pmoy2012).

    Some of you may remember Jaclyn Swedberg as April 2011’s Playmate of the Month and 2012’s Playmate of the Year (which is what her Instagram name is).

    The 23 year-old beauty is by definition perfect, measuring a supple 34D-25-35, and she credits her success with her natural good looks. She said, “Being naturally pretty helped me. There is a stigma on perfection in this industry that isn’t really true. Instead of trying to look like something I’m not, I just focus on who I already am.”

    Aspiring models, you should know that if you try Jaclyn Swedberg’s approach to modelling, it may not yield the same results because Jaclyn Swedberg is blessed with a natural beauty that’s very rare. Which is why you need to follow her on Instagram, because seeing Jaclyn Swedberg regularly will fill your brain with happy feelings (and also possibly horny thoughts).

    Shall we take a gander at Jaclyn Swedberg’s hottest Instagram pictures? Of course! There’s literally no one sexier than Jaclyn Swedberg. Enjoy!

    Do you see why you need to be following Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram? Follow her now! Jaclyn Swedberg’s Instagram.

    In the interest of full disclosure, I’ll just tell you now that Jaclyn Swedberg doesn’t just share super sexy pictures of herself. She also shares some pictures of her and her boyfriend hanging out. Which maybe you’ll be ok with, but for me it makes me jealous because I’d like to Jaclyn Swedberg’s boyfriend. So I start hating on him, but then I realize that I have no reason to hate on him. I should respect him for locking someone as fine as Jaclyn Swedberg down. And also, he seems like a really nice, cool guy that maybe I could be best friends with some day, so there’s no reason to hate on him.

    So in short, follow Jaclyn Swedberg on Instagram because she’s gorgeous!

    May 20, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 12345

  • The Sexiest Vimeo Account Ever Returns!

    9 months ago, we went ahead and declared Said Energizer’s Vimeo account to be the Sexiest Vimeo Ever.

    It was a real no-brainer to declare Said Energizer the proud owner of the Sexiest Vimeo Ever because he only posted videos of sexy, Eastern European babes dancing around, stripping off their crop-tops that barely covered anything anyway.

    However, after we bestowed this honor on Said Energizer, he stopped sharing videos of sexy babes dancing around in crop-tops. It was truly a sad day for all. Only a little blog called CropTopFever could fill the sexy babe wearing a crop top shaped hole in our hearts left by Said Energizer.

    But alas, there’s no need to mourn the loss of Said Energizer because he’s back with a hot, oily babe dancing around in a crop-top that doesn’t even come close to covering up her tits.

    So enjoy the return of the sexiest Vimeo account ever with Said Energizer’s latest effort: “For Men

    For MEN by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo.

    Please, if anyone knows the name of the babe featured in this video, don’t keep it to yourself. Let us know in the comments who she is so that we can post more pictures and videos with her in it.

    It ain’t right to keep her name to yourself.

    9 months ago, we went ahead and declared Said Energizer's Vimeo account to be the Sexiest Vimeo Ever. It was a real no-brainer to declare Said Energizer the proud owner of the Sexiest Vimeo Ever because he only posted videos of sexy, Eastern European babes dancing around, stripping off their crop-tops that barely covered anything anyway. However, after we bestowed this honor on Said Energizer, he stopped sharing videos of sexy babes dancing around in crop-tops. It was truly a sad day for all. Only a little blog called CropTopFever could fill the sexy babe wearing a crop top shaped hole in our hearts left by Said Energizer. But alas, there's no need to mourn the loss of Said Energizer because he's back with a hot, oily babe dancing around in a crop-top that doesn't even come close to covering up her tits. So enjoy the return of the sexiest Vimeo account ever with Said Energizer's latest effort: "For Men" For MEN by Said Energizer from said_energizer on Vimeo. Please, if anyone knows the name of the babe featured in this video, don't keep it to yourself. Let us know in the comments who she is so that we can post more pictures and videos with her in it. It ain't right to keep her name to yourself.

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    April 9, 2014 • BABES • Views: 17279

  • Malena Morgan: All Three Just For Me

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    Malena Morgan

    Aside from asking for sex advice, fans of the blog often ask me, “Has Malena Morgan ever done hardcore?

    While I’m flattered that you guys would ask me instead of a search engine like a normal person, it saddens me that I have to disappoint you by saying, “No. Malena Morgan has never done hardcore. She did a handjob scene with Rachel Steele but otherwise we’ll probably never see Malena Morgan with a penis ever again.”

    I’m fine with the fact that Malena Morgan doesn’t do hardcore. To see a babe as fine as Malena get naked and masturbate or sometimes have sex with other hot girls is already too good to be true.

    However, our friends at Twisty’s have found an amazing loophole get us to see Malena Morgan fucking a phallus. Fake penises.

    Yes, it’s the closest we’ll ever see to a Malena Morgan hardcore scene, and it’s pretty damn amazing.

    Malena stripping out of a white bodysuit while showering is amazing in itself, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg. She takes on, not one, not two, but THREE fake penis that will quench your thirst for a Malena Morgan hardcore video.

    To see all the pictures from Malena Morgan’s simulated sex debut, please visit Twistys.com.

    And now enjoy this small sampling of Malena Morgan vs three penises.

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    I hope that this is a taste of what’s to come. I mean, Malena Morgan is already everyone’s favorite pornstar and she only does lesbian and solo porn. Can you imagine if she started doing B/G and more?

    She’d have a monopoly on all genres of porn. I, for one, welcome our new porn overlord Malena Morgan.

    February 21, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 14331

  • Leanna Decker Eats Meat

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    Leanna Decker

    I apologize to anyone who thought that maybe this post would contain a Leanna Decker hardcore scene.

    Believe me, I want to see this busty redhead do hardcore as much as you do. However, I don’t think that’s ever going to happen. We’ll keep our fingers crossed but I’m not optimistic.

    While we wait and see if Leanna Decker ever does hardcore, we can pass the time by watching Leanna eat some meat.

    Only people with food fetishes will find this video of Leanna Decker eating meat as arousing as a Leanna Decker porn video, but it’s like I always say, “Leanna eating meat is better than no Leanna at all.” I say that all the time, I swear. Ask anyone.

    OK, time to watch the video!

    So horny…

    So hungry…

    Thanks Leanna.

    February 13, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 4402

  • Two Pornstars vs One Banana

    Picture 156 Two Pornstars vs One Banana

    History’s luckiest banana

    Our friends from SINN & SKINN were in Las Vegas last week for the AVN Awards and while there they challenged two hot pornstars, Cali Carter and Tiffani Taylor, to put a condom on a banana without using their hands.

    The girls had their own idea.

    Rather than just put a condom on a banana, they decided to put on a show with the banana!

    Honestly, watching this video is the most fun anyone has ever had with a banana.

    Cali Carter and Tiffani Taylor have skyrocketed up my list of favorite pornstars. Way to go, girls!

    Does it mean that I’m obsessed with sex if I think that Cali Carter and Tiffani Taylor going HAM (hard as a motherfucker) on this banana was a more effective healthy eating PSA than the one that Michelle Obama shot with the Miami Heat?

    Big thanks to SINN & SKINN for getting Cali Carter and Tiffani Taylor together to destroy that lucky, lucky banana.

    January 23, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1148

  • Emily Ratajkowski is Super Fly

    abrUnYMr e1390246685775 Emily Ratajkowski is Super Fly

    Emily, why the hell did you steal my car??

    Emily Ratajkowski is sexy as hell.  She’s also one of the fashion industry’s biggest ‘IT GIRLS‘ right now.  She has spent some time modelling for photo shoots and magazine covers, but seems to be really breaking into the mainstream with her crossover into the music video industry.

    If you like trying to find music videos that have partial nudity in them (like me!) then you’ve probably already seen Emily’s main claim to fame.  She recently starred in the music video for Robin Thicke’s dumb, boring pop jam “Blurred Lines.”

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    January 20, 2014 • BABES • Views: 1543

  • GET DOWN

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    Awesome

    I don’t have much to say. It’s Saturday, I shouldn’t even be blogging.

    I just want you all to watch this Vimeo video called GET DOWN by Tosha Isaev. It’s the hottest 1 minute and 18 seconds of your weekend.

    GET DOWN from Tosha Isaev on Vimeo.

    You’re welcome.

    Someone please tell who this babe is!

    January 11, 2014 • BABES • Views: 2162