• New Sex Toy, Gaga, Lets You See The Gross Insides of Your Body

    Ever thought to yourself: man, I like using this dildo a lot, but I really wish that I could simultaneously see the inside of my own body in all of its fleshy glory while pleasuring myself?  If the answer to that question is yes, well, that’s kinda weird buddy.  But I won’t judge you, because I’ve seen much, much, much, much weirder shit while working at

    The Gaga costs $180, which is pretty fucking steep for a sex toy.  But it includes the toy, a camera, a built-in light, as well as a USB charger and some other crap.  Personally, I don’t really see the appeal.  What if you stick it in your butt and see some poop?  Gross.

    Yes, I just dropped a bit of a poop joke.  What up, readers?

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    July 22, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 8341

  • Tired of Holding Your iPad While Simultaneously Using Your Fleshlight?

    Well young man, if that’s the case, then I certainly have some interesting news for you.

    No longer will multi-tasking while trying to jerk off to your favourite pictures and videos at be an issue for you. Laziness reigns supreme!

    It’s called the Launchpad and its basically an expensive holster for your iPad with grips on the side so you can furiously bang your expensive piece of technology.

    This new product allows you to rig up your porn-machine (iPad) with your fleshlight of choice, so now while you’re skyped into an important million dollar business meeting you can secretly fuck a plastic tube at the same time, you lucky devil you.

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    June 30, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 17553

  • 11% Of Americans Think HTML Is An STD


    People sure are stupid.

    How uninformed are Americans when it comes to sexual health? Based on the number of times I’ve been asked, “What is sex?” I’ve always assumed that it was pretty freaking bad.

    According to a new survey by VoucherCloud and published by the LA Times, Amercians don’t just know nothing about sexual health, they also don’t know a goddamn thing about technology either.  Continue Reading

    March 5, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1142

  • Digital Condom Will Shock You and Your Dick


    Because the way to get people to wear condoms is to make them shoot electricity at your penis.

    Condoms are long overdue for an update. I mean, we have iPhone and iPod and iPad and iMac now. Why haven’t condoms evolved with all these other things? Condoms are just as important to living a happy life as any Apple product. And maybe an update on the classic condom is just what we need to get people using them without hesitation and therefore everybody be having safe sex and having a real good time.

    That’s why researchers Fraz Peer and Andrew Quitmeyer from Georgia Tech have launched an IndieGogo campaign to get their prototype for a digital condom off the ground and on the dicks of the condom-haters everywhere.  Continue Reading

    February 27, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2083

  • World’s First Smart Bra Is Actually Very Stupid


    True Love Bra

    Last year, Microsoft started research on a “Smart Bra” that could measure emotions. Why they started the research isn’t quite clear. Probably a bunch of computer nerds that wanted to practice unhooking bras just in case they’re ever in the presence of a real live woman.

    While the Microsoft nerds were busy familiarizing themselves with bras, a Japanese company has come up with the world’s first “Smart Bra“.

    Smart Bra” is in quotes because Ravijour‘s bra is designed to only open for true love, which is a very stupid idea.  Continue Reading

    January 27, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1533

  • The Future is Now – Sex with Google Glass


    I love reading on Google Glass while getting a handjob

    Some people like watching themselves have sex.  That’s exactly why my bedroom is a circus funhouse, with giant mirrors mounted on every wall and on the ceiling.  LOVE seeing my own butt.  But, soon, you’ll be able to achieve the same effect – except that, instead of spending hundreds of dollars on mirrors, you can now spend thousands of dollars on a couple of pairs of Google Glasses as well as the “Sex with Google Glass” app.

    The future is now, and I’m freaking out man!

    Let’s be honest for a second – ever since Google Glass was announced, the first question that legions of people probably asked was one of the following:

    1) Can I use it to watch porn?

    2) Can I use it to enhance my sex life/have virtual reality sex?

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    January 21, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2681

  • Picking Up Women With Augmented Reality

    The Future of Picking Up Women

    The Future of Picking Up Women

    Wouldn’t it be great if you had a computer chip implanted into your brain that could guide you through life? Unfortunately, that kind of technology is only available in dystopian futures, right?


    Well the computer chip brain implant is still a few years away but in the meantime New York-based tech company, Infinity Augmented Reality, is working on augmented reality glasses that will run your life.

    Finally you’ll be able to do cool things like play pool, drive a car, ride a bike, and pick-up women! Because we’ve never been able to do any of those things without the help of a computer.

    Just watch Infinity AR’s promo video to see how you might be able to use augmented reality to pick up women in the near future:  Continue Reading

    December 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1491

  • Playstation 4’s Porn Problem


    Girls Just Want To Playstation

    Never forget this rule of modern life…no matter what technological advancements we make as a race, the first thing people will try to use new technology for is sex and porn. Case in point, the new Playstation 4.

    Released on Friday November 15th, 2013, it only took a week for users to figure out how to use the Playstation 4 to stream live sex shows.

    Man, video game consoles sure have changed since I last played them. Lord knows I tried my hardest but I could never get my Atari 2600 to broadcast a live sex show from my living room. What a world we live in.

    For you nerds who already bought the Playstation 4, allow me to explain how you can tune in or broadcast your very own live sex show using only your PS4.  Continue Reading

    November 27, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2620

  • Porn Goes 4K with Kiera Winters

    kiera winters 4k porn

    Kiera Winters in 4K

    One thing you may or may not know about the porn industry is that it’s full of nerds.

    Pornographers love new technology almost as much as they love naked babes.

    How do you think porn became so ubiquitous on the internet? It’s because a bunch of nerds who made porn were like, “This internet fad is really fly. We should put porn on this internet thing and it will be even more fly.” It was the 90’s. People said “fly” a whole lot more than they do now.

    The new technology that has the porn industry’s panties in a twist is 4K Video.

    What is 4K Video?

    4k Video can be one of two definition resolutions: 3840 x 2160 pixels or 4096 x 2160 pixels. Meaning 4K is 4 times the resolution of standard HD.

    This picture should illustrate what I’m talking about:


    A company called Huccio is the first porn company to shoot porn in 4K.

    Toni Tsai, one of the creators of Huccio said, “There seems to be some backlash online about how ‘gross’ porn would look at 4k, but we beg to differ. I will say that more care needs to be taken during the shooting and post process as you will inevitably see more details. Details do mean more flaws exposed but when done right, as we hope you see in our content, it can look amazing.”

    Here now is a teaser of Huccio’s 4K porn featuring one of my favorite babes, Kiera Winters:

    Kiera Winters – Ultra HD 4K – Teaser from huccio on Vimeo.

    It’s cool that Huccio is trying to make 4K porn-friendly, but the world isn’t ready for 4K porn.  Continue Reading

    October 17, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 7005

  • New Blackberry 10 shares your porn!

    Blackberry 10

    Now everyone on BBM will know you like Holly Michaels

    Good news! Blackberry 10 is here! The new Blackberry 10 has a bunch of neat bells and whistles but the best of all is that it allows you to share what music you’re listening to or what video you’re watching as a status update.

    And as if this feature was made with Rule 34 in mind, the new Blackberry 10 will also share whatever porn you’re watching on your phone as a status update as well. Continue Reading

    April 3, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1047

  • How to have sex at South by Southwest



    Austin, Texas is one of’s favorite cities because South by Southwest just keeps getting better and better.

    This year’s SXSW is going to be the best one yet, not only because the Arbutus Records show case is going to be very good but BangWithFriends (the people behind the Facebook Friend sex app) has introduced a new app specifically for hooking up at SXSW. It’s called Bang With SXSW and it’s going to make this year’s festival even more of a crazy, drunken sex romp.

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    March 11, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 773

  • Motion-Control, the future of porn

    Xbox Kinect suddenly got a lot more useful

    Xbox Kinect suddenly got a lot more useful

    Guys, in case you didn’t notice, we are living in the future. Well, technically we are living in the present but the present is turning into a marvelous science fiction world.

    Think of all the amazing things that we have in our daily lives that were once fantasy. Submarines, flying machines, video chat, and other things…

    And we’re about to take another step into the future soon with interactive, motion-controlled adult videos.

    On-demand porn site is holding a contest for anyone who can best integrate their video library with motion control devices (similar to Xbox Kinect).

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    January 11, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 815

  • RealTouch Interactive is “real” sex over the internet

    RealTouch demo

    If Fleshlight is the Coca-Cola of male sex toys, then RealTouch must be some crazy space soda that no one has ever even heard of before.

    The RealTouch is similar to the Fleshlight (the male sex toy can only be so diverse) but it is much more advanced than your average Fleshlight. The RealTouch needs to be plugged into the wall and it has its own special program for your home computer (or whatever computer you’ll be using it on).

    Why? Because the RealTouch works with a video. It is able to change sensation and temperature based on what is happening during the scene. When you watch a sex scene with RealTouch, you are experiencing the pinnacle of simulated sex. Until now…

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    October 2, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1100