• VH1 Has a Crappy New Show Idea: Naked Dating!

    Have you ever been watching one of the thousands of vanilla dating shows on networks such as Bravo and VH1 and thought to yourself: “This show is great and I am learning about the intricacies of love, romance, and forging connections with a potential significant other, but I would really love it if these people were naked so I could also be jerking off the whole time?”

    Have you ever been on a date with someone and thought to yourself: “I wish instead of regular boring dating, this was Naked Dating?”

    Now you have your chance, because a show has just entered production for VH1 called ‘Naked Dating.’  You can probably figure out what the show is about based on the title, but if you need some further clarification:

    Each episode will feature a man and a woman as they each date two different — and naked — suitors. The series will explore the art of romance — free of preconceived notions, stereotypes and, yes, clothing. At the end of every hourlong episode, the two romance-seekers analyze what they’ve learned from their dates — and themselves — before deciding whether to move forward with their potential love matches.”

    Of course, since the show is on VH1, there won’t be any ACTUAL nudity.  You’re going to have to use your imagination/x-ray vision to see through the likely vast amount of censoring and blurring that will be all over your screen.  Which begs the question, if you’re going to waste an hour a week trying to imagine what these poor censored suckers look like naked, it would be much easier to just log onto and look at some ACTUAL naked people, right?

    Still, it seems like the show’s heart is at least vaguely in the right place.   The idea is that, if you meet a potential partner in the nude, you’ll be rid of many of the societal stigmas and boundaries that stem from being clothed and modesty and all of that other prudish boring stuff.

    Don’t get it twisted though, still is still just a gimmicked-up version of your classic boring ass dating shows.  Fortunately I find myself compulsively watching dating shows all the time.  There’s something kind of fun about seeing two horribly awkward people meeting on camera for the first time for the purposes of **TRUUUE LOOOVE***

    Another problem?  Guaranteed that the only people on the show are going to babes with rocking bodies.  That might be good for viewership numbers, but its probably not a great representation of the naked body in general.

    What do you think?  You gonna watch this show?  More importantly, would you participate if given the opportunity?  Naked Dating is gonna be out eventually, so you probably have some time to apply!

    July 8, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 27508

  • Lena Dunham Thinks Girls Porn Parody is Gross


    The Cast of HBO’s Girls

    This past Wednesday, Hustler wrapped filming on its latest porn parody This Ain’t Girls XXX, a porn parody of HBO‘s Girls.

    In the porn parody, Hannah Horvath (played by Alex Chance) forsakes men, including her boyfriend Adam, to experiment with lesbian sex. After some lesbian sex, she returns to Adam. Please note that if this happens in the next season of Girls, the show has officially jumped the shark.

    And yesterday, Lena Dunham took to Twitter to share her thoughts on the news that her semi-autobiographical, hit TV show was getting remade into a porn movie.  Continue Reading

    May 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2357

  • Sex, TV, and Game of Thrones

    You may have noticed by now that the only thing I love more than hardcore pornography is television. TV is my teacher, my mother, and my secret lover.

    What’s happening on TV these days?

    Well, Season 2 of Girls ended this past Sunday and Game of Thrones season 3 is set to debut in two weeks. Whereas most networks are phoning their programming in, HBO continues its twenty year-long stranglehold on viewers by giving them poignant characters, complex plots, captivating writing, and of course sex. Continue Reading

    March 19, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 1877

  • on TV

    Well, sort of…in the form of a Who Wants to be a Millionaire question.

    She got it right on the show too! D)! Final answer!


    Though it would have been nice to hang on to that $13 million to swim throughout like Scrooge McDuck, we’re happy to own the most expensive, therefore best, domain name of all time. And we let you guys use it for free. Are we cool or what?

    August 22, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1361

  • Prime Time TV has more nudity than ever before!

    The Parents Television Council has just confirmed our worst fears:

    Family enjoying some nudity during prime time

    Nudity on prime time TV is rising.

    Since only a year ago, the PTC claims that nudity has gone up 407% in 2011 – 2012. What can explain this sudden decent into depravity? Are we so culturally bankrupt that the only way we can comfort ourselves between hollow Hollywood remakes is to see some pixelated tits on basic cable between 5pm and 9pm?

    Of course not, that’s why we have the internet. We don’t have to wait around for that window where nudity may pop onto the screen. You can look at from your phone.

    Still, the PTC has crunched the numbers to prove the spike in television nudity. Here are the message as they appeared in the press release:

    Continue Reading

    August 22, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1551