So Charlize Theron has a new movie coming out called A Million Ways To Die In The West, and I must say that it looks godawful.
It’s too bad because I like Sarah Silverman and I especially like Charlize Theron (both of who star in A Million Ways To Die In The West), but after seeing the trailer and Seth MacFarlane’s stupid face, I know that this movie is a disaster that’s about to be unleashed on the world. I mean, why does Seth MacFarlane think he’s an actor now?
Granted, he’s made a decent career as a voice actor, but voice acting is different than acting. The only thing I can remember Seth MacFarlane doing in the flesh is hosting the Oscars, and if memory serves, that didn’t go so well.
Sorry, he’s not just acting in A Million Ways To Die In The West, he’s the leading man. Yes, Seth MacFarlane is inexplicably the leading man in a comedy he wrote and directed. Oh wait, I just figured it out. Seth MacFarlane is not a leading man nor is he an actor, he’s just full of himself. Got it.
So anyways, A Million Ways To Die In The West looks painfully unfunny, Seth MacFarlane is a jackass. Where’s the upside to all of this?
The upside is that in starring in A Million Ways To Die In The West, Charlize Theron has to promote the dang movie, which in turn means that we get to see more of the world’s sexiest woman. Fantastic.
First stop on the Charlize Theron sex appeal tour (I refuse to recognize the fact that she’s actually on a publicity tour for that movie that shall not be named): the cover of Esquire UK.
Yes, it’s true. My all-time #1 celebrity crush Charlize Theron is in the issue of Esquire UK with photos shot by well-known pervert Terry Richardson. And in typical Terry Richardson fashion, he made sure to sex up Charlize Theron as much as possible. Though it should be noted that sexing up Charlize Theron is not necessary because she’s always sexy. Doesn’t matter if Charlize is playing Aileen Wuornos or a MRF, she always looking good. Just like in these new pics shot by Terry Richardson!