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  • Beginners Guide to Sex Toys: 5 Things To Consider When Buying A New Vibrator

    Shopping for sex toys can be intimidating.

    You might have an idea of what you like and what you want…but there’s always the lingering doubt of, “What if I hate it?” that forces you to second-guess sinking $100 into a better, healthier sex life.

    In order to make shopping for sex toys less daunting, the Sex.com Blog has created the Beginners Guide to Sex Toys, an all-encompassing prospectus that will help you find your perfect sex toy.

    To kick off our Beginners Guide to Sex Toys, we’re looking at vibrators. Specifically, 5 things you need to consider when buying a new vibrator.  Continue Reading

    November 10, 2014 • Sex, Toys • Views: 7759

  • 5 Tips for Giving Oral Sex from a Lesbian

    The following is a featured post from our new weekly columnist.  This is important because, unlike Chico or I (Gil Powers!), she is a woman.  On top of being a woman, she’s also a lesbian.  So if you want some alternative advice to pleasure the woman in your life (beyond Chico’s excellent sex tips columns), this seems like a good place to start!

    – Gil

    Being a woman, being with women, and being friends with women has definitely given me the upper hand when it comes to sex. So here’s a couple tips to help out those of you who want to improve your oral sex game.

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    May 20, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 53984

  • Another Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

    steakandblowjobday Another Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

    World’s best holiday

    Every March 14th, men and women come together to celebrate the world’s greatest holiday: Steak and Blowjob Day.

    The idea is that men “work” “very” “hard” to “satisfy” their “lover” on Valentine’s Day, so a month later women get a chance to repay their efforts with a steak and a blowjob. I’ve heard worse excuses to eat red meat and get head, so I’m 100% on board with Steak and Blowjob Day.

    Last Steak and Blowjob Day, we showed you how to make the perfect steak and give a great blowjob. So this year here are the steps to convincing your significant other that Steak and Blowjob Day is a real thing:  Continue Reading

    March 13, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 6322

  • Role Playing & Domination – Chico’s Sex Advice

    Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.

    Today’s question comes from loyal Sex.com Blog pawn Shyla. 

    Shyla writes,

    “I really enjoyed your post about Thanksgiving role play scenarios. What role play scenarios do you recommend for a girl that loves to be dominated?”  Continue Reading

    December 5, 2013 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3010

  • How To Cure A Hangover (With Topless Girls)

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    Hangover Cure

    Hangovers! You have one everyday, but how can you cure them? Well, Suicide Girls are here to help. They got a couple of their tattooed babes to teach us of the best way to cure a hangover…with lots of nudity.

    Watch How to Cure A Hangover with Topless Girls:

    Sash Hangover GTL from SuicideGirls on Vimeo.

    For those of you too distracted by the sensual, tattooed nudity in the video to retain any tips to curing a hangover, here is the Suicide Girls’ Hangover Cure:

    1. Let your skin breathe
    2. Rehydrate
    3. Aspirin
    4. Cucumbers on puffy eyes
    5. Hair of the dog

    Personally, I prefer to cure my hangovers with Kiera Winters’s naked body, but to each their own.

    November 22, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1085

  • Introducing Marni, your Wing Girl and Dating Expert

    I get hundreds of emails everyday from men all around the world that ask me, “Where can I meet sexy girl to fuck?” or “How do I meet a sexy girl?” [sic]. Of course my response to these emails is either ignoring them or referring them back to Sex.com,

    The only problem is that these poor men no closer to meeting that sexy girl of their dreams. So rather than ignore these men or make them watch more porn, we’ve decided to get a little extra help…

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    July 8, 2013 • Site News • Views: 561

  • Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

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    Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

    Did you know that today, March 14th, is Steak and Blowjob Day?

    I understand if you didn’t know because Steak and Blowjob Day is a relatively new holiday, which needs to be celebrated if it’s ever going to take off.

    So why do we celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day? Continue Reading

    March 14, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1146

  • Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    In part 4 of our Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we told you about the Clone-A-Willy kit that lets you make dildo out of a real live penis.

    But really, do you really want to use a replica of the same boring old penis that struggles to get you off? Am I right, ladies?

    Well, thankfully Francesco Morackini has created the world’s first Dildo Maker so you can make cool new dildos right in your own home!

    Dildo 01 1200 Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    Dildo Maker

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    February 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1855

  • Valentine’s Gift Guide (part 5) – Oral Sex

    Almost there.

    Just two days away from Valentine’s Day.

    If you haven’t gotten your sweetheart anything, I have bad news for you…

    It’s too late. You’ll never find a good present because everything’s been bought. The only thing you can do now is start thinking of times you didn’t forget Valentine’s Day as a counterpoint for the big fight you’re about to have.

    Really though, it doesn’t matter. So you missed Valentine’s Day? There will be one next year! And to make sure you don’t get sent into the doghouse next Valentine’s Day, we’ve got an amazing gift idea for you and your sweetheart.

    Oral sex enhancers!

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    February 12, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1151

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 4) – DIY Dildos

    Oh no.

    We’re less than a week from Valentine’s Day.

    The worst part about Valentine’s Day must be seeing couples do romantic things. It’s a painful reminder that you’ve never loved anyone. The only reason that you even see anyone at all is to satisfy your sexual appetite.

    But the second worst part is definitely the shopping. Shopping is hard no matter what the occasion is. But this ain’t just any occasion. It’s Valentine’s Day. If your present stinks, you could go without sex for months! Which is totally unfair, by the way.

    To save your sex life, we here at Sex.com have taken it upon ourselves to provide the best possible gift suggestion this Valentine’s Day. That’s why we’re back with the fourth installment of Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide.

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    February 8, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1124

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 3) – Fake Girlfriends

    It is now officially Valentine’s Day shopping crunch time.

    Football has ended.

    Part 1 and Part 2 of Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide have been online for almost a week.

    You have no more excuses. You have all the tools to make Valentine’s Day great.

    I’m sure a lot of you are single and couldn’t care less about celebrating Valentine’s Day or shopping for Valentine’s Day because the holiday is a reminder that you will be alone forever.

    Well, in Part 3 of Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we’ve found the perfect gift for all the singles in the world…

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    February 4, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 681

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 2) – Chocolate Portrait

    Valentine’s Day is coming up.

    You’re all like, “What? No it’s not, Valentine’s Day is in February. It’s still January.”

    Well, maybe you should open a calendar, Jack. Because it’s pretty much February and once we hit February 1st, St. Valentine and Cupid are going to put a fucking gun to your fucking head and tell you to do something romantic for your sweetheart.

    Being held up at gunpoint by a saint and a cherub isn’t such a big deal though. The secret to getting out of this jam is “preparedness”. And what could possibly prepare you better than Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 2)?

    In Part 1, we found the perfect gift to encourage couples to have sex and make art. Now let’s see what part 2 has in store for us…

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    January 31, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 340

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 1) – Sex Art Kit

    But anyone who has tried to go shopping for their special someone on Valentine’s day knows that Valentine’s Day is really a holiday where you walk around the mall developing an ulcer and then you go to dinner empty-handed and your wife hands you divorce papers.

    Finding that perfect gift for your wife, girlfriend, mistress, crush, or favorite prostitute is never easy. The same is true for finding that perfect gift for your husband, boyfriend, boy toy, man-crush, or favorite gigolo (no sexism on this blog). Since we made sure you had the perfect Christmas with our Christmas Gift Guide, we knew we would have to bail you out again for Valentine’s Day.

    So let’s rip open this big heart shaped box of chocolates that is Sex.com’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 1) and shovel it down our throats.

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    January 29, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 506

  • Oral Sex Assassin

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    Watch out when you’re going down…you may never come back up…

    The Mirror reported today that a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him with oral sex.

    Let me just clear this up right away because it’s important. This is NOT a case of death by blowjob. I think I speak for most men when I say that if someone tried to kill me by sucking my dick I would not sue them.

    Instead of suing, I would encourage them to keep trying to kill me by blowjob every single day, maybe two or three times a day on weekends, until I finally died.

    No, a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by asking him to perform oral sex on her.

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    January 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2689

  • Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral Sex

    holiday sexy 300x300 Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5): Oral SexChristmas is only four days away, which means that it’s time to make that one final push to get everyone you know the perfect gift.

    But because Christmas is so soon, the only thing you’ll find at the mall is hysteria. People running around, knocking over shelves, fighting each other for the last Turboman doll because they missed their son’s karate class.

    There’s no bigger pain in the neck than Christmas shopping, which is why Sex.com has its top Christmas experts searching for the perfect Christmas presents so you don’t get swept up in the hysteria. So let’s see what they have for us today in Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 5).

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    December 21, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1061

  • Christmas Gift Guide (Part 4)

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    Justin Timberlake wasn’t cool until he put his dick in a box

    Christmas presents used to be so simple! Let’s run through how easy it used:

    1. Cut a hole in the box.

    2. Put your junk in that box.

    3. Make her open the box.

    Then, of course, Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake had to ruin it for all of us regular Joe’s. I know I’ve said it before but it needs to be said again: you can’t trust Hollywood celebrities. They are all bad news.

    So now that putting your dick in a box is no longer an option, what are you supposed to do for Christmas presents? Well, you’re in luck because we have been preparing Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide for almost thirty minutes to ensure that this Christmas is the best Christmas ever.

    Let’s see what Part 4 of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide has in store for us!

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    December 18, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 462

  • Christmas Gift Guide: Musical Vibrators!

    Christmas. It really is the greatest time of year.

    For only a few more days, the government will be lifting its embargo on Egg Nog and you can throw out all those gallons of milk you bought yesterday. You can now live in sweet ecstasy, slurping back a thick cup of Nog. Some people like to put a little rum in it…

    …it’s a good way to keep nice and warm ;).

    There is one catch. You have to buy expensive and thoughtful presents while you’re out buying Egg Nog. AND NO, Egg Nog is not an expensive and thoughtful present. It’s cheap and lazy and very delicious.

    What is there to buy other than Egg Nog? Don’t worry, we’ve found the perfect gifts this Christmas and we’re proud to share them with you in part three of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide!

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    December 13, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 836

  • Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 2)

    Thousands of years ago, the holiday we know as Christmas used to be a lot different…

    Christians everywhere would gather together for eight nights, from December 24th until the 31st, to light their Christian-Menoras to celebrate the birth of their Lord. However, this eight day form of Christmas was shockingly similar to the Jewish tradition of Hanukkah.

    To differentiate themselves from the Jews, St. Nicholas (the artist formerly known as Santa Claus) tabled a motion to turn Christmas from eight days of lights to one fabulous day of presents. The new Christmas was so popular, we continue to celebrate it today.

    However, when St. Nick came up with his “one day of presents” idea, there was very little variety in consumer goods. As time went on it became harder and harder to shop for people for Christmas. With so many great products available, the only way to shop is being told what to buy from a pornography website’s Blog.

    That’s why The Sex.com Blog is proud to present the second part of Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide (Part 2).

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    December 10, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 498

  • Sex.com’s Christmas Gift Guide – (Part 1)

    Bad news, everyone. It’s Christmas time…again.

    As many of you already know, Christmas is great. It’s a time when everyone comes together to celebrate the President of the United States’s birthday. There’s food, there’s music, there’s Die Hard. What more could you ask for from a holiday?

    Oh but the shopping! It’s too hard! How are you supposed to know what to get anyone for Christmas?

    Well don’t worry, Sex.com has you covered.

    Sex.com would like to introduce the first installment of our Christmas Gift Guide. Sporadically from now until Christmas, we’ll be finding the perfect gifts for this holiday season.

    So finish tying your traditional Christmas noose and see our must-have gifts for this Christmas!

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    December 6, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 694