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  • You Can Now Get Fake Boobs For 24 Hours In 20 Minutes

    When it comes to the different sizes of boobs, I’d pick C-cups every single time. C-cup boobs aren’t too big, they’re not too small, they’re just right.

    C-cups are my favorite breast size but in the grand scheme of things, I’m not picky. I can fucks with any size of breast so long as they’re real. I have no problem ogling women with fake boobs, but in real life fake boobs are kind of a turn-off as I’m generally weirded out by plastic surgery.

    As of recently, fake boobs have gotten even weirder because there’s now a new procedure that lets women who have always been curious about fake boobs but were too nervous to go under the knife get the implants they’ve always dreamed of for 24 hours.  Continue Reading

    November 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 8961

  • Product Placement In Porn Top 10

    Whether you’re conscious of it or not, you should know that in almost all the media you consume there’s been a product strategically shoe-horned in to make you want to buy it without you even really realizing it.

    Like for example, how many times have you been watching Seinfeld reruns only to find yourself craving a cold, refreshing Snapple? That’s product placement (though allegedly Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld never got a cent for their numerous Snapple references, they kept it up because they loved the joke).

    Product placement is simply the presentation of a product either in the background or as a prop within the context of a movie or TV show. The advertiser’s product is visible but not the focus. The product must fit seamlessly in the scene, so not only does it add realism to the scene but it also helps sell the product. This is especially true if you identify with the characters.

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    August 7, 2014 • Funny, Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists, Stuff • Views: 12209

  • If Nipples are Banned from Instagram, These 9 Things Should Also Be Banned

    Instagram has a no-nipple policy which has gotten a lot of attention in the past weeks, and has proven to be quite the contentious subject du jour, drawing influential involvement and opposition from celebrities such as Scout Willis, Grace Coddington and Rihanna.

    Here at Sex.com we believe that nipples, bodies and sex are evil and they should be completely banned from social media. In an effort to curb all of the perverts that want to promote sexuality, we have put together a list of additional elements that should be banned from social media. In doing so, Instagram and Facebook can be certain that nobody will every look at sexually explicit photographs on the internet ever again, unless they visit Sex.com

    1. Jen Selter

    Here is a woman who got famous, and I mean gracing-the-pages-of-mainstream-fashion-magazines famous, by showing off her toned physique in a series of scandalous Instagram photos. But because she doesn’t show her nipples, but rather her abs, butt, cleavage I guess its OK. We should probably ban her from Instagram, just so people don’t get too aroused.

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    2. Cleavage

    Showing every other part of the breast except the nipple is totally fine, because as long as you don’t see the actual nipple, its totally not sexually suggestive and all of the kids and repressed adults who look at pictures of cleavage don’t know what a boob looks like, right? Ban all pictures of cleavage, for the kids.

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    3. Miley Cyrus

    Miley Cyrus poses naked in almost every second picture that appears of her on the Internetz. She promotes sexuality, her concerts are sexually explicit, she’s not ashamed of her body and flaunts it, but if she shows her nipples, well then she’s banned from Instagram. Makes sense! Ban her.

    Miley Cyrus If Nipples are Banned from Instagram, These 9 Things Should Also Be Banned

    4. Lips

    Lips have been used to kiss before, and lips are involved in a variety of different sex acts and promote sex before marriage and being a slut, or something. Ban all pictures of lips because lips are the devil.

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    5. Adult performers

    Hey, these people acted in porn films before! You better ban them from social media because if someone sees a picture of a pornstar hanging out beside a pool with her friends, everyone who sees that picture will immediately go to a website like Sex.com and become a porn-watching pervert for the rest of their lives. Ban all pornstars from Instagram.

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    6. People enjoying bananas

    The eating of bananas is too suggestive for social media because when I see someone eating a banana it reminds me that I’m over-weight and should eat more fruits and vegetables. But to be real, a banana looks like a penis, so when someone eats it they are promoting illicit sexual acts. #banbananapics

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    7. Girl-on-Girl Action

    You know what’s really offensive? Lesbians. You know what’s even more offensive? Celebrities pretending that they’re lesbians. One pair of boobs in a picture is offensive enough, and now you want to include two pairs of boobs? Ban all girl-on-girl action, because it makes me feel funny inside.

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    8. Justin Bieber

    This one should be pretty self-explanatory. Justin Bieber is a huge moron. Fuck that guy. And his perpetual nipple-flashing. Ban him.

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    9. #aftersex

    If you include the word sex in a hashtag it means that you are promoting sex on the Internet and promoting sex on the internet is evil. This one is especially bad because it promotes inclusion and participation amongst people on social media. First someone sees #aftersex on their Instagram feed, and next thing you know they’re putting the word “nipple” into a Google Image search. Ban this shit before the epidemic spreads.

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    Yes, that’s right, all of the above items promote sexuality, smut, pornography, etc. There’s no room for that kind of garbage on our social media networks, which are so wholesome and positive! Let’s promote body and sex shaming on social media.

    Luckily, if you want to see sexy pictures covering all of the above (with the exception of Bieber…though there’s probably some Bieber erotica actually ☹ ) you can just visit www.sex.com and stop wasting your time on Instagram and Facebook!

    June 17, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 24342

  • Sheri Chiu Poses in an Amazing Erotic Photo Shoot

    It’s not often that I see erotic photography that truly strays into the realm of art. The idea of ‘artistic erotica’ in the fashion world has become so normal that seeing topless women in the pages of your favourite fashion rag is no longer shocking, or even surprising. Maybe the magazines realized that print media is slowly dying, and wanted to try and sell a few extra copies to the teenage male demographic? Probably.

    Sheri Chiu is a major babe, and based on some limited research, it seems like she’s relatively new to the whole erotic modelling game. Welcome the rookie! Let’s hope that she sticks around for a few more shoots, because she’s got ‘it,’ whatever ‘it’ is. Disclaimer: I have no idea what qualifies as ‘it.’

    Sheri Chiu posed in this photo shoot for a photographer named Marc Hervouet, and the photos are for a S Magazine, which has never shied away from giving the people what they truly want. If you like tasteful erotica like this, you should go buy S Magazine, because they always have a pile of awesome nude and semi-nude photos.

    Sheri Chiu is an fashion editor for a magazine called Schön! Magazine, so perhaps she had a hand in the artistic direction of these photos. Everything about them looks totally gorgeous, from the lighting, to the set, to the model herself. The whole thing reminds me of hot summer nights and lying with someone in a sticky hot bed, both of y’all covered in sweat. Man, the summer is dope. Anyways, here are the pics:

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    May 12, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 6900

  • Nikki Benz is Running Against Rob Ford to Become Toronto’s Mayor

    Ah, Rob Ford.  Why do you keep letting people take pictures and videos of you?

    We appreciate the constant circus that surrounds him, because, it’s hilarious in an extremely sad and depressing sort of way.  However, there’s a difference between being just your regular run-of-the-mill buffoon who shows up at parties wearing a lampshade on his head and puking in the doghouse, and being a buffoon who also happens to be the mayor of one of the biggest cities in North America.  

    I’ll tell you what the difference is: being a mayor is a lot of work and responsibility, and you kinda gotta put 100% focus on doing a good job and not smoke crack and get hammered all of the time.

    Despite the fact that the people’s champion Rod Ford seems to be re-entering the race for Mayor, it seems extremely likely that the population will vote someone in with slightly more self-respect, dedication, and hopefully less substance-abuse problems.

    There are several others running for mayor, including media darling Olivia Chow, but since she’s not nearly as sexy as Nikki Benz, we’ll focus on her instead.

    Anyways, Nikki Benz, a Toronto-born adult actress, has recently thrown her hat into the race via exclusive campaign introduction video on TMZ.

    Now, we’re not sure if Nikki Benz will win, but she at least has one thing going for her: there won’t be any top secret scandalous videos or photos of Nikki Benz leaked to the media, since they’ll have already seen all of them on their favourite adult site, Sex.com.

    Here are some pictures of your potential new mayor, blonde bombshell Nikki Benz.  Gold bless thee, Toronto, for continuing to produce excitement around a very important and serious government position.

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    May 6, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 13184

  • Masturbate As Much As Possible for Masturbation Month

    May is usually associated with warm weather, blooming trees, flowers and getting day-drunk every day in the park while skipping as much work as possible.  Did you also know that May is the unofficial month celebrating  masturbation?  IT’S TRUE.

    I know that, considering the fact that you are currently reading articles on a pornography site’s blog, you likely celebrate masturbation every single minute of every day of every month, but for all the prudes/squares out there, now’s your chance to whip it out on the regular and masturbate freely.

    I say unofficial because Masturbation Month is not (yet) recognized by the UN.

    Good Vibrations, an online sex toy provider, started up Masturbation Month in 1995 to pay respects to former Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders, who was given the boot by conservatives for suggesting that masturbation should be taught to school children as a safe and natural sexual practice.

    Masturbation Month is used to promote Elders’ message of masturbation education, while also acting as a ‘fuck you’ to the stuffy old bigwigs who like to plug their ears, chant “la la la la,” and pretend like the concept of sex doesn’t enter anyone’s minds until they step into their wedding suite.  Fuck those bigwigs!

    Beyond acting as a form of peaceful protest, masturbation has several benefits that you should know about so you don’t get immediately stricken with crippling Catholic guild as soon as you rub one out:

    1) It feels good.  Masturbation feels great, and you don’t even need to seduce anyone to do it.  For someone like me, who is so good looking that people are too intimidated to have sex with me, this is an important point.

    2) It makes your sex life better.  Masturbation can help you increase your sexual stamina, and it can also help you determine what feels good, important information that you can pass on to your partner when they humor you with yet another handjob.

    3) It has health benefits.  You can lose weight through masturbation.  Masturbation also provides a bevy of other possible medical boons, and can help you, for example, notice if you got a cancerous lump on your gonads.

    Masturbation, in a word, is awesome.  Why you tryna hate on masturbation?  Just celebrate it like the rest of the world, you dingus, and don’t feel guilty about it.

    In celebration of Masturbation Month, please peruse all of these photos of women masturbating.  To enhance your viewing pleasure, imagine that all of these photographs were taken in the month of May, masturbation month, and join in on their fun.

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    And also, while perusing Sex.com for masturbation pictures and gifs, I stumbled upon this one. Whoever uploaded this is my hero:

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    For more info about Masturbation Month, visit the Good Vibrations website.

    May 5, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 16895

  • Clippers Owner David Sterling Is a Racist, Obviously, but Also a Weird Sex Freak!

    The NBA is in a bit of a rough spot right now.

    With the playoffs in full swing, and with the Raptors no doubt on their way to winning their first NBA title after continuing to dominate the Brooklyn Nets (as a wise man once said, fuck Brooklyn), the spotlight has shifted away from the sport and onto the beleaguered owner of the L.A Clippers.

    Yup, the video evidence is conclusive.  David Sterling is a huge racist.  This should not come as a surprise, since he’s always been a huge racist. But on top of being a huge racist, were you aware that David Sterling is also a huge womanizer? In 2003 he was involved in a big sex scandal where he admitted to paying for prostitutes, or, as he called them in his testimony, ‘freaks,’ who he then banged all over his Beverly Hills Apartment.

    Here’s a funny quote from David Sterling’s testimony in 2003:

    5838958 sterlingquote Clippers Owner David Sterling Is a Racist, Obviously, but Also a Weird Sex Freak!

    David Sterling. You’re rich as a motherfucker. You may be old as dirty and look like a melting marshmallow covered in dust, but you still manage to have sex with young, attractive women. As an aside, isn’t it weird that Sterling is dating a non-white person? Freaky. Anyways, you also happen to own one of the most popular and coolest NBA teams around right now, and you’re willing to throw all of that away so you can huff and puff and try to act like a big shot about these delusional ideals that guide your morals?

    Fuck that guy. Huge loser. I’m only posting about him because of that funny sex scandal excerpt I found. Dude is a waste of a human, otherwise. Let’s all laugh at him, take some time to consider the segregation and discrimination that still exists in our world, watch as he flails around hurling this and that lawsuit, and then wait until he gets forgotten about and bites the dust.

    In the mean time, here’s a bunch of pictures of interracial scenes. Can’t we all get along? TAKE THIS, YOU SCUMBAG:

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    Why can’t we all just get along and not cheat on our wives and have sex with people of every race and live in a happy peaceful world? We are sexual beings.  We all have to live on this fucking rock until it explodes or gets taken over by aliens or gravitates into the sun, so fuck racism and fuck David Sterling.

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    May 2, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 14311

  • Sexy and Classy Babes Pose for Boudoir Pictures

    I’m going to go against everything I learned in college and use Wikipedia as a source here.

    Boudoir: “Typically shot in a photographer’s studio or luxury hotel suites, it has become fashionable to create a set of sensual or sexually suggestive images of women (and occasionally men and couples) in “boudoir style”. The most common manifestation of contemporary boudoir photography is to take variations of candid and posed photographs of the subject partly clothed or in lingerie.”

    So basically, boudoir photography is slightly classier pornography.  I personally don’t think it’s necessary to distinguish photos as ‘boudoir’ since it seems like 95% of fashion shoots now involve partial or full nudity and women in lingerie.  It might even be a bit pretentious to qualify your photos as boudoir, but I haven’t decided yet.

    While I remain mired in my confusion about terminology, I’m missing the main point: Nerve posted up some really nice and sexy pictures taken by photographer Insuh Yoon. Insuh Yoon is known for mixing ethereal scenery with attractive women in lingerie, which is a combination that I can always get behind.  Who the hell doesn’t like flowers?  You might try and be a tough guy and pretend as though you don’t like flowers, but those things smell dope as hell and if you buy them for your girlfriend you’re probably going to have sex with her, so what’s not to like?

    Anyways, here are the pictures.  Both classy and sexy.   Class your day up by looking at some more lingerie pictures on Sex.com after looking at these ones:

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    May 1, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 14072

  • Top 10 Sexy Secretaries For Administrative Professionals’ Day

    Yesterday (April 23rd, 2014) was Administrative Professionals’ Day. It’s an unofficial holiday observed in all around the world to recognize the work and service of secretaries, administrative assistants, and receptionists. And I think it’s great that secretaries have their own day because it’s a hard job and often their work goes unappreciated.

    Also…it’s one of the sexiest professions known to man. I feel like people like to fantasize about sexy secretaries because sexy secretaries are subservient to their bosses. You need copies? Sexy secretaries will make you copies. You need coffee? Sexy secretaries will make you coffee. You need to make a call? Sexy secretaries will make the call for you. You’re having a stressful day at the office? Sexy secretaries will crawl underneath your desk and give you a blowjob to relieve the tension. You’re upset that you have to stay late at the office? Sexy secretaries will make it worthwhile when they let you fuck them on your desk.

    What’s not to like about that idea? The fantasy of sexy secretaries is all about power, for most people.

    For me, I just like the outfits. What’s not to like about pencil skirts, high heels and white blouses?

    Let’s take a moment to appreciate the sexy secretaries of the world by counting down the Top 10 Sexy Secretaries pinned to Sex.com!

    10.

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    AREN’T SEXY SECRETARIES THE BEST?

    I’m curious…how does secretary compare to other common career-related sexual fantasies?

    Thanks for voting! Now go pin sexy pictures of babes in your favorite sexy profession!

    April 24, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 17959

  • Ashley Sky’s Banned Buffalo Commercial

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    Ashley Sky

    Brazilian (by way of Central Florida) model Ashley Sky is the new face of Buffalo Jeans.

    While that does sound like excellent news because it surely means more Ashley Sky in our lives, there is just one slight problem.

    As you know, Ashley Sky is extremely sexy. She’s so sexy that her commercial for Buffalo Jeans that features her prancing around the beach and getting her white tank top all wet to the point where she has to take it off and pose for the camera with just a hand-bra because you can see her tits clear as day through that wet tank top…wait what was I talking about?

    Oh yeah. Ashley Sky’s Buffalo Jeans commercial has been banned from Youtube because it is far too sexy. The Youtube-ban isn’t surprising because Ashley Sky’s see through tank top and hand-bra isn’t something that the world should see. I mean if everyone were to see Ashley Sky’s tits through that tank top, it would surely make all other tits seem totally irrelevant.

    Thankfully, since the commercial is only banned from Youtube, we can still watch it on Vimeo. But be warned, her boobs may ruin all other boobs for you.

    I can’t help but think that the Youtube-ban is also a good idea because when you see Ashley Sky topless on a tropical beach, it really makes you reevaluate all the decisions you’ve made in your life up to this point in an attempt to figure out why you’re not on that beach with her.

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    February 19, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex News • Views: 2225