WWE Hall of Famer Diva Tammy Lynn Sytch, better known as “Sunny“, will be doing a very different kind of chokehold in the very near future because TMZ is reporting that she’s a hair away from signing off on the release of her very own sex tape. Continue Reading
While shooting a spread for Inked Magazine in New York City, pornstar Bonnie Rotten decided to take advantage of the Empire State’s law that lets women walk around topless! Continue Reading
Human piece of shit/recording artist Chris Brown does not want his junk (or junk alleged to be his) spread over the Internet. So he had his legal team shut down bodacious blonde pornstar Kagney Linn Karter‘s Twitter page because she tried to do just that. Continue Reading
When a veteran pornstar like Mary Carey (who has handled more big dicks in her life time than we care to count) says that your dick is the biggest dick she’s ever seen, odds are you really do have the world’s biggest dick. Continue Reading
Back in 2010, R&B singer, songwriter, dancer, actor and businessman Usher had his car broken into. The thieves stole 2 laptops, 2 video cameras and about a million bucks worth of jewelry.
Sounds like a good score, right? Well, it turns out the thieves also came up on a sex tape featuring Usher and Tameka Raymond and they’re trying to sell it.
There’s just one problem with trying to sell Usher’s sex tape…
Well, he sort of asked her out, through TMZ.
Josh Mance, a silver-medal winning US Olympian from the 2012 Olympics was confronted by TMZ in an airport the other day. He asked the TMZ paparazzo to do him a favour – track down famous pornstar Skin Diamond and tell her to ‘come home.’ He goes on to talk about how the magic of Skin Diamond is her innocence. The paparazzo asks Mance whether he could see himself actually dating a pornstar, to which Mance replies that, as long as they had figured out an arrangement together, he wouldn’t really have a problem with it.
Of course, wanting to exploit Josh’s honesty about his porn-viewing habits and crushes, TMZ immediately approached Skin Diamond to get a reaction:
Well, she seems totally non-committal about the whole thing, which is a totally fair reaction when someone vaguely attempts to ask you out with TMZ as a middleman. I don’t think Josh Mance has a chance – Skin Diamond specifically mentions that she needs someone with a strong direct personality, so expressing your attraction towards with her with a celebrity gossip website as a conduit doesn’t seem like the best idea.
And, if you don’t know who Skin Diamond is, then what rock have you been living under for the last year? She’s one of the hottest pornstars around, and is quickly gaining a huge amount of fans and traction in the industry. Check out these pictures of her if you’re in the dark.
On an aside, what kind of name is Skin Diamond? It’s pretty catchy and its not necessarily bad, but it’s just kind of confusing. Like wtf is a Skin Diamond? I picture an actual diamond with skin stretched over it, and that shit gross though.
If there’s one song I love, it’s Amish Paradise by Coolio. I never thought that a mainstream rapper could make a song about being an Amish person believably, but here we are. Coolio is the most gangster Amish person of all time. Check out this video for Amish Paradise, Coolio’s biggest hit and one of the greatest and most influential songs in the pantheon of popular music:
OK, OK. I was just kidding. I know that song is by the greatest man to ever live, Weird Al Yankovic. I was simply trying to capitalize on the insane amount of buzz surrounding his most recent album. Since when is Weird Al Yankovic the most famous and popular musician of all time anyways? But back to Coolio, for real.
TMZ reports that Coolio is putting out a new video, called “Take it to the Hub.” This will be Coolio’s first song since 2009 – even then, nobody knew he was still putting out music. In 2014? Shit’s crazy. Coolio totally looked like he was going to be one of the next big rappers when he put out Gangster’s Paradise in the 90s. It’s an awesome song. But he could never really capitalize on the fame the hit brought him, and he faded out into obscurity pretty quick.
You know dude has fallen off for a couple of reasons:
a) He’s 50.
b) He’s never had a hit since the early 90s, yet has continued to put out music. Nobody can speak to how good his later music is because nobody has ever listened to it.
c) His new video is launching exclusively on Pornhub.
It’s actually not a bad marketing method. Lots of people go to Pornhub. But they go to watch porn, not to watch rap videos. I imagine furiously masturbating to porn videos and then all of a sudden, BAM, 50-year-old Coolio’s greasy mug is all up on my screen and my penis turns into a shrivelled pistachio in like 0.0000005 seconds.
Anyway, here’s a teaser trailer for his new video, brought to you by TMZ:
What do you think about Coolio’s marketing efforts? Could get him a bit of buzz, I suppose, but I don’t see it translating into any form of sustained success. More importantly – why didn’t he approach Sex.com?
Let me leave you with this little bit of advice, direct from Coolio. If ever you’re feeling down about your own prospects or career or life, just remember these lyrics and recite them in your head meditatively. Everything will be all right. Serenity now. And I quote, from Coolio:
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I’m milkin’ cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows… fool
And I’ve been milkin’ and plowin’ so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1699
*formerly penisless, that is.
In today’s WTF gruesome moment of the day, formerly Wu-Tang Clan affiliated rapper Christ Bearer claims that he’d like to act in some adult films. At first, this might not seem very surprising: a musician/semi-celebrity who isn’t exactly relevant any more that wants to get their name back in the press and make some money by entering the adult industry. For other washed up celebs following this path, please see almost any celebrity sex tape, with an extra focus on ‘teen mom’ Farrah Abraham.
The difference in this case is that Christ Bearer actually WAS in the news recently, but for all of the wrong reasons. In April of this year, Christ Bearer made headlines by chopping off his own dick with a steak knife in a PCP fuelled craze and then falling off a 2nd story balcony. Pretty awful shit, right? That’s why you don’t do PCP. Shit is fucked up. If you’re going to smoke stuff stick with smoking weed every second of every day like I do – sometimes I FEEL like jumping off a 2nd story balcony to see what it’d be like, but I never actually go through with it. What do you think I am, crazy?
Good news for Mr. Bearer, however, as the hospital was able to reattach his penis. Apparently, it works fine too. Recently, TMZ caught up with Christ Bearer to ask him about his Franken-junk. Christ Bearer’s response was pretty funny:
TMZ: Does it work?
Bearer: “Does it work?!? Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?”
You can also check out the video below:Christ Bearer — MY PENIS WORKS … And I’ll Prove It In Porn – Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe
It might seem like this is simply a publicity stunt, or a crazy rapper just shooting off at the mouth and bragging to convince people that his dick actually isn’t all messed up and works fine. The interesting thing, however is that Steve Hirsh from Vivid Entertainment is actually interested in working with Christ Bearer….as long as he can actually prove that his dick still work good.
I dunno. I just don’t know. Don’t do drugs, OK? That’s what I’m taking away from this whole thing.
If his cock actually works normally, however (or maybe it has taken on superhuman pornstar attributes through a miraculous surgical procedure??), Mr. Bearer can join the long and esteemed list of cross-over porn stars such as those listed below:
You know, there was a time where I thought that Ray J was a total scumbag for making terrible music and becoming famous for starring in a sex tape that was orchestrated by his co-star’s mother, but that’s changed.
I now think that Ray J is not a total scumbag but one of the internet’s best trolls. Why has my opinion changed?
Because Ray J apparently wants to donate some of the profits from the Kim Kardashian sex tape to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as a wedding present.
This is not only shocking because Ray J is showing off his huge balls by making them that offer, but the Kim Kardashian sex tape continues to make money seven years after its release!
Here’s the breakdown of the wedding gift via TMZ. Mind you, this is just Ray J’s cut:
– January: $6,135.60
– February: $20,097.31
– March: $9,674.76
– April: $10,931.52
– TOTAL: $46,840.13
Yes, even though it’s seven years old and it’s available for free nearly everywhere on the internet, the Kim Kardashian sex tape contines to generate revenue.
According to Vivid (the distributor of the Kim Kardashian sex tape), Kim Kardashian’s sex tape has grossed over $50 million. $50 million over seven years? That’s not bad. I wonder how Farrah Abraham feels about Kim Kardashian’s lucrative sex tape.
What’s even crazier to think is that while Ray J makes anywhere from 5 thousand dollars a month to 20 thousand dollars a month from the sex tape, Kim’s share is at least that much. If not more.
TMZ reached out to Kim Kardashian to see if she’ll be accepting Ray J’s sex tape profit wedding gift, but no word so far. If Kim doesn’t take Ray J’s wedding gift, he plans to donate it to her favorite charity (which incidentally is the Kardashian family itself).
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find a celebrity to shoot a sex tape with because it sounds like a guaranteed way to get cash for life.
Dan Bilzerian is a venture capitalist, poker player, and actor that dubbed himself “Instagram’s Biggest Playboy” because men are always finding new ways to overcompensate for limp, shrivelled penises.
As if calling himself “Instagram’s Biggest Playboy” wasn’t bad enough, Dan Bilzerian thought it was a good idea to grab pornstar and total babe Janice Griffith by the vagina during a Hustler shoot at his mansion and throw her head first into his pool…from the roof of his mansion…SHAKING MY HEAD!
Janice Griffith broke her foot, but at least someone caught it on video. Let’s watch Dan Bilzerian throw pornstar Janice Griffith off a roof.
Maybe it’s just me, but for me, watching Janice Griffith fall into the pool is absolutely terrifying. When I watched the video for the first time, all I thought to myself was, “That poor girl’s neck is for sure broken.” Though it sucks she broke her foot, it could have been way worse.
I gotta say, I can’t believe that Dan Bilzerian would think it’s a good idea to throw anyone off his roof. I can only assume that he was trying impress Janice and all the other pornstars hanging out at his mansion. Guys, nearly killing and breaking the foot of a hot babe is no way to impress them. I would have hoped that you would have all learned that bullying is not a good means of attracting women back in your playground days, but I shouldn’t be surprised since this douche doesn’t know that. Only someone stupid enough to throw someone off his roof would also consider himself “Instagram’s Biggest Playboy”.
So now Janice is just chilling at home with a broken foot, not working:
I was looking forward to shooting for @SexAndSub SO bad today, stupid broken foot.
— Janice Griffith (@thejanicexxx) April 24, 2014
You should tweet at her and wish her a speedy recover! Janice Griffith’s Twitter: @TheJaniceXXX
Personally, I’d like to see Janice Griffith shoot some porn with her cast on. There’s something about babes in casts that’s very sexy to me. A girl in a cast says to me, “I’m comfortable with danger and I don’t give no fucks.” So fingers crossed Janice gets to work with her cast on!
A question I get asked a lot is, “How do I date a pornstar?”
The way I see it, the key to dating a pornstar is to treat them like a normal human woman, not a sexual object, and live in the greater Los Angeles area.
Unfortunately, I can’t help you treat a pornstar like a normal human woman and not a sexual object. That’s up to you.
However, there is something you can do to date a pornstar if you don’t live in the Los Angeles area. Especially if the pornstar you’re hoping to go on a date with is the world’s favorite MILF Lisa Ann.
All you have to do to date Lisa Ann is make a sign. Continue Reading
What comes to mind when I say, “Rob Ford“?
Crack cocaine? Hilarious GIFs? Chris Farley?
We could play this Rob Ford-word association game all day, but I doubt that sex is one thing you would associate with Rob Ford (even though he did state he eats his wife’s pussy a lot in a press conference).
Here we go again…
Sydney Leathers, Anthony Weiner’s latest sexting buddy, was spotted by TMZ with Vivid head-honcho Steven Hirsch.
Take a look:
Sydney Leathers, a woman that we only know about because she is embroiled in Anthony Weiner’s latest sex scandal, meeting with a top porn executive can only mean one thing:
SEX TAPE! Continue Reading
We had a real special project planned for all of you but unfortunately, we were outed by TMZ. We weren’t going to tell you anything until it was for sure but since it’s already out there, we might as well tell you.
Sex.com wants to re-shoot the music video “Decisions” as a soft-core lesbian romp instead of a real cheesy music video style party. Our idea is to get Miley Cyrus naked with Jessie Andrews and have them make-out a bunch or more if Miley is feeling up for it.
Since it was already posted on TMZ, let’s all look at the letter we sent to Miley’s management:
After serving a charge of domestic abuse battery, Mystikal is back!
But the thing with going to prison is that it can change you. Take it from me, to survive prison you have to do a little introspection and reevaluate your priorities. That is exactly what Mystikal did.
He’s given himself an ultimatum. If he fails to make hit on his next album, Original, he will retire from rap and start doing porn. So which scenario is more likely?
Luckily for fans of his music, Mystikal is backed by Birdman, Lil Wayne, and the Cash Money Empire. Pretty much everything they do becomes a hit despite how shitty it might be (for example Drake and Nicki Minaj).
However, he hasn’t released an album since Tarantula in 2001. More importantly, Original has been “to be released” since 2011. Mystikal’s rap career seems a little stagnant while Mystikal’s porn career could be gaining momentum.
The rapper’s porn star crush Pinky stated today that she would gladly film a scene with him.
Kobe and Vanessa are in trouble again!
First there was that incident in 2003 where Kobe was accused of sexual assault for sleeping with a 19 year old hotel staff member in a Colorado. Then she filed for divorce earlier this year, which didn’t go through probably as a consolation for losing in the second round of the NBA playoffs.
So what did Black Mamba do get in trouble with his woman again?
TMZ has “supplied” this blog with photographic evidence of what went down: Continue Reading