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  • Advertising 101: Put A Topless Miranda Kerr In Your Commercial

    Advertising is a cutthroat business. At least it seems to be in Mad Men. And honestly, the only thing I know about the advertising industry comes from Mad Men. Which not only means my understanding of the advertising industry is totally anachronistic, it’s also polluted with melodramatic subplots.

    That said, I do have some advertising advice for young entrepreneurs trying to establish a brand that gets people talking: book a topless Miranda Kerr and put her in your commercial.

    Seriously, it really doesn’t matter what your product is. As long as you have topless Miranda Kerr, people will share the crap out of your commercial and everyone will be talking about that topless Miranda Kerr video they saw online the other day.

    To see this “topless Miranda Kerr = automatically good advertising” theory in action, all we need to do is watch topless Miranda Kerr’s new commercial for 7 Obsessions Jeans. In it, we find Miranda Kerr topless and out of breath, presumably because her new jeans are so cool that they’ve given her orgasm after orgasm. If only there was a for her to wear two pairs of jeans at once because then she’s be able to achieve complete and utter ecstasy in her jeans. Or something like that…

    Let’s watch topless Miranda Kerr love her jeans:

    Do you see now why this is fool proof advertising?

    So now you know. All you need to be good at advertising is film Miranda Kerr with no top for 30 seconds and everyone will be talking about your brand. The only problem is you’re going to need a dump-truck full of hundred dollar bills to get Miranda Kerr topless for your ad.

    I already gave you the idea of shooting a topless Miranda Kerr to promote your product, now it’s up to you to figure out how to pay for it.

    July 31, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 15207

  • Sky Ferreira’s Music vs. Sky Ferreira Tits

    Things are just awkward in Brazil right now. This awkward atmosphere is probably due to the fact that the biggest soccer nation is now hosting the sport’s biggest tournament in the World Cup, but at the cost of the overall quality of life for most of the nation’s population. That kind of conflict can’t help but make things strange.

    Or at least that’s how I would explain why Sky Ferreira was asked one of the most awkward questions in television history yesterday. (Though truthfully, the awkward question is probably a result of the language barrier between Portuguese and English, but anyways.) Anyways, the translator unapologetically asked: “Do you think people like your music because of the songs or because of the tits?” Ferreira’s response: “The music, but it helps if you’re a pervert.”

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    June 14, 2014 • Polls, Sex, Sex News • Views: 19283

  • Sheri Chiu Poses in an Amazing Erotic Photo Shoot

    It’s not often that I see erotic photography that truly strays into the realm of art. The idea of ‘artistic erotica’ in the fashion world has become so normal that seeing topless women in the pages of your favourite fashion rag is no longer shocking, or even surprising. Maybe the magazines realized that print media is slowly dying, and wanted to try and sell a few extra copies to the teenage male demographic? Probably.

    Sheri Chiu is a major babe, and based on some limited research, it seems like she’s relatively new to the whole erotic modelling game. Welcome the rookie! Let’s hope that she sticks around for a few more shoots, because she’s got ‘it,’ whatever ‘it’ is. Disclaimer: I have no idea what qualifies as ‘it.’

    Sheri Chiu posed in this photo shoot for a photographer named Marc Hervouet, and the photos are for a S Magazine, which has never shied away from giving the people what they truly want. If you like tasteful erotica like this, you should go buy S Magazine, because they always have a pile of awesome nude and semi-nude photos.

    Sheri Chiu is an fashion editor for a magazine called Schön! Magazine, so perhaps she had a hand in the artistic direction of these photos. Everything about them looks totally gorgeous, from the lighting, to the set, to the model herself. The whole thing reminds me of hot summer nights and lying with someone in a sticky hot bed, both of y’all covered in sweat. Man, the summer is dope. Anyways, here are the pics:

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    May 12, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 7169

  • Irina Shayk Topless!

    You know how they say good things come to those who wait?

    Well, I’ve been waiting a long ass time to see Irina Shayk topless and I’m happy to say that it’s finally happened!

    For those who don’t know anything about the beautiful Irina Shayk, just know that’s she’s a Russian supermodel and easily one of the most beautiful women that gets photographed for a living. That said, you’d think that an Irina Shayk topless photo would surface sooner rather than later because she’s primarily photographed in various states of undress.

    Though in my time creeping supermodel on the internet, I had yet to see one surface. That is until I took a quick scroll through Sex.com only to see Irina Shayk’s tits staring right at me.

    You know that moment in movies when the heroes finally reach the room full of gold? It was not unlike that but with a hot Russian babe’s boobs.

    First let’s start with a pic of Irina on the beach doing her best to conceal her tits. Think of it as an appetizer. And it’s a great opportunity for those of you unfamiliar with Irina to see her smoking hot body:

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    AND NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT! IRINA SHAYK TOPLESS!

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    Ah…

    Those breasts are everything I had hoped them to be and more.

    These pictures seem to have come from Irina Shayk’s Sport’s Illustrated shoot in Hawaii earlier this year.

    Thankfully, some of those pictures have also been pinned to Sex.com so let’s enjoy them now.

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    PLEASE. IF YOU HAVE ANY MORE IRINA SHAYK TOPLESS PHOTOS, PLEASE SHARE THEM IN THE COMMENTS. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

    Now I’m off to devise a plan to make Irina Shayk my very own sex robot.

    May 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 37180

  • Rita Ora Poses in Sexy New Pictures

    I, Gil Powers, don’t like Terry Richardson. All of the recent allegations surrounding him have painted him as a really despicable dude. The problem is, awesome people, both sexy and otherwise, continue to partake in photo shoots with him, and that creates a bit of a dilemma.

    His latest photographs are of Rita Ora, a British songstress who rose to fame with her debut album in 2012. I personally have no idea who Rita Ora is, but I do know that she is extremely popular and also beautiful.    I do know that she was featured on one of Snoop Lion’s tracks, and Snoop Lion is awesome, so points for that.  Well, Snoop Dogg is awesome, but they’re the same guy.

    The ideal situation would be if major fashion entities and celebrities boycotted working with Richardson, but, since we live in a world where money is the primary motivator, we’re going to keep seeing his stuff. Hell, Obama even posed for the guy. Let that sink in for a second.

    However, this is just one man complaining about something which he has no control over.  Ultimately these decisions will be left up to the people with the money and power, and I’m certainly not that person.

    Here are the pictures that Richardson took of Ora. They conform to the standard Richardson formula: sexy individual portraits of people wearing nothing or nearly nothing in front of white backgrounds:

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    5855545 rita ora in a very see through bra Rita Ora Poses in Sexy New Pictures

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    and Thanks to user “ThrusterBone” for uploading all of these dope pictures of Rita Ora to Sex.com

    May 6, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 7566

  • Another Semi-Nude Miley Cyrus Video

    Oh Miley Cyrus, you’re like, so sexual and promiscuous and edgy, I just don’t know how the world is going to deal with this edgy video that’s just so goddamn edgy!

    This new video, appropriately titled “Stockholm Syndrome,” is the audio-visual accompaniment to Miley’s fairly awesome and gonzo looking “Bangerz” tour.  At this point, nothing is really surprising when it comes to Miley Cyrus.  She’s been posing topless for every magazine that’ll grace their pages with her boobs, and her sexualized antics have been pasted across mainstream media for months and months.

    Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, but she certainly knows how to create substantial buzz for herself.  The video is directed by mixed media artist Quentin Jones, and mixes some nice psychedelia with suggestions of light S&M and half-naked Miley dancing around.

    I find myself liking this video and song.  It looks cool aesthetically and, to be honest, I’m a closet Miley fan.  I guess not closet anymore, because I just admitted it on your favourite blog, the Sex.com blog.  Miley Cyrus, keep on doing your thang.  It makes my job easier because I always have stuff to write about, and, despite what people might say, the more Miley Cyrus nudity there is in the world, the better.

    Here’s some Miley Cyrus pictures to remind you that, despite media over-saturation, Miley Cyrus is actually still a babe!

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    And here’s some proof that BDSM themed photos, which you can find plenty of in the Sex.com BDSM category, isn’t all that scary and can be really hot. Though obviously a lot of it is really weird and scary (to me).

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    May 5, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Sex News • Views: 21689

  • Sofia Vergara’s Topless Photo Shoot From 1998

    Everyone already thinks that Modern Family‘s Sofia Vergara is one of the sexiest celebrities in the world. I mean, think about it mathematically…

    Latina + Big Tits + MILF + Celebrity = Sofia Vergara.

    When anyone can fit into three or more Sex.com categories, well there’s nothing much else we can do other than admit THEY HOT.

    Long before Sofia Vergara was a household name, she was just a humble Colombian bikini model. Now I’d like to share with you some pictures from Sofia’s time as a bikini model, dating all the back to 1998 when Sofia was only 26 years old. I just think it’s important that Sofia Vergara was smoking hot way before she got on TV.

    Now please enjoy these vintage pictures of Sofia Vergara topless. Well…almost topless. If it weren’t for that stupid cowboy hat we’d be able to see more of the goods. But hey! Sideboob ain’t bad. Never complain about sibeboob.

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    CURSE YOU HAT!

    You know why I like Sofia Vergara? Because she once said, “I’ll tell you something. I’ve always been known for my boobs, but it pisses me off, because I do also have a great ass!” I COULDN’T AGREE MORE. Sofia, if by some miracle you ever see this, please know that you are always welcome to come through the Sex.com office and we can work together to figure out a way to get people focused on your ass as well as your boobs.

    Just to compare, check out Sofia Vergara at age 41 (present day Sofia Vergara):

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    DAMN.

    Girl’s been smoking hot for decades. Good job!

    April 25, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 42268

  • Is Alejandra Guilmant The New Emily Ratajkowski?

    Dear Sex.com Blog readers,

    I’m sorry I have to do this to you but you need to help settle a debate that’s been raging throughout the Sex.com offices today.

    The question: IS ALEJANDRA GUILMANT THE NEXT EMILY RATAJKOWSKI?

    Personally, I don’t think Alejandra Guilmant is the next Emily Ratajkowski because she’s still searching for something to sky-rocket her career. Now I’m not trying to suggest that Emily Ratajkowski wouldn’t have become internet-famous for her looks alone, but the fact is that she became a star the second people saw her topless in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines”.

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    March 24, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Polls, Porn • Views: 6098

  • New Miley Cyrus Topless Photos

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    All you ever did was wreck me with your topless photos, Miley.

    I’ve been blessed with many advantages over other people. Advantages like being prettier than the average man and having hands so perfect that people will pay $5 to touch them for five minutes.

    Though I could go on forever about how much better I am than you or any regular person, I’ll just say that my biggest advantage is my memory. I never forget a thing. Sometimes I say to people, “I totally forgot, I’m sorry.” The truth, however, is that I didn’t forget and they were ignored.

    Today was the first time I’ve ever doubted my memory. A scan of Miley Cyrus’s Vogue Germany photos surfaced online and I genuinely can’t remember if I’ve posted them before. It’s just that Miley Cyrus is topless so often that I can’t differentiate the incidents of Miley Cyrus toplessness anymore. Normally celebrity nudity is the easiest thing to remember because it happens so sparingly. Miley Cyrus is topless so often that how can anyone keep up?

    So I apologize if I’ve already shared these pictures of Miley Cyrus’s boobs, but who cares? She’s hot, we like boobs.   Continue Reading

    February 6, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 2779

  • Madonna Topless

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    Madonna

    Isn’t Photoshop the greatest?

    It can take a washed-up, old, voguing Material Girl and turn her into a bonafide MILF again!

    I’m of course talking about these new leaked topless pictures of Madonna getting sexy for her new fragrance, Truth or Dare.

    Madonna may be 55 but through the magic of Photoshop, she doesn’t look a day over 54. And neither do her tits.

    Let’s take a look at these topless Madonna outtakes!  Continue Reading

    January 10, 2014 • BABES • Views: 3628

  • Brooklyn Decker Topless Photos

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    Brooklyn Decker

    Are you guys familiar with supermodel-turned-actress Brooklyn Decker?

    Well you should be because she is the proud owner of two of the most beautiful boobs in the entire world. Brooklyn’s boobs are a stunning 36DD and it’s a goddamn shame they are always being covered up by a lace brassiere or bikini top.

    It’s been absolute agony seeing Brooklyn Decker’s cleavage constantly but never getting to see the main event (the main even is of course the boobs themselves). Well live in agony no more because I have finally found Brooklyn Decker topless!

    I don’t know when or where they’re from, but at least we get a glimpse of the boobs finally. I say just go with it (get it? She was in that movie).

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    Totally worth the wait.

    Next time can we get some color pictures? It’s almost 2014, I need some good resolution and some color in my pictures.

    Bonus Brooklyn Decker nip slip:

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    Looking real hot!

    December 17, 2013 • BABES • Views: 4279

  • Miranda Kerr Topless in Harper’s Bazaar

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    Miranda Kerr in Harper’s Bazaar

    Nothing says, “I’m totally fine with our break-up” like posing nude in a magazine.

    Thankfully, Miranda Kerr knows this and she enlisted the help of master nude photographer Terry Richardson to take some sexy pictures for Harper’s Bazaar Australia

    What do you I say I save you a trip to an Australian magazine store and show you Miranda Kerr’s latest topless photos? Here you go:

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    December 12, 2013 • BABES • Views: 4619

  • Topless Hairdresser Arrested!

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    A hairdresser from Longmont, Colorado accused of offering topless haircuts for $45 a pop has been arrested. But strangely enough, selling topless haircuts isn’t the problem.  Continue Reading

    December 3, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 631

  • Ten Things That Are Better Topless

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    Some things are just better topless

    Yesterday on the Sex.com Blog, we all got to watch a sexy girl play topless tennis.

    As I mentioned yesterday, I don’t like tennis. Maybe there’s not enough excitement, maybe it reminds me too much of my ex-girlfriend. Whatever the reason, I’ve never been able to get behind tennis. Until I saw tennis played topless.

    That got me thinking…

    What other things in life are made instantly better by being topless?

    I took this question to Sex.com’s Centre for Research and Development and they came up with the Top 10 Things That Are Better Topless.

    Get ready to take your top off because here’s the list!  Continue Reading

    October 2, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2457

  • Topless Tennis

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    Tennis anyone?

    I’m a bonafide sports fan but for some reason I’ve never been able to get into tennis.

    You hit the ball, the other person hits it back, who cares?

    Tennis sucks but I’m willing to admit that topless tennis is pretty awesome.

    You’re probably asking yourself, “What is topless tennis?”

    It should be self-explanatory but if you’re not what it is, just watch this video:

    Why is it that you can take any stupid activity like tennis, make it topless and it suddenly becomes awesome?

    The magic of boobs, I suppose.

    October 1, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1245

  • Miley Cyrus Topless For “Bangerz”

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    Miley Cyrus Topless on the cover of her new album “BANGERZ”

    Oh Miley…can nothing stop your wrecking ball of nudity?

    The picture you see at the top of this post is not a poor Photoshop job by yours truly, that’s the alternative album art work for Miley Cyrus’s new album BANGERZ.

    I don’t know how the record industry is doing these days (I assume terribly because who buys music anymore?) but the only way they’re going to sell records is by putting Miley Cyrus topless as the album artwork.

    People may say that they’re getting tired of Miley Cyrus topless, Miley Cyrus nude, Miley Cyrus acting bat-shit crazy, but in reality everyone is constantly trying search for more nude Miley Cyrus.

    Sometimes I wonder if her new hyper-sexual persona is just a marketing strategy devised by Miley because no matter what she does she gets herself into the news.

    All I know is that when I see this album in stores, I’m not going to buy it but I will stare at it discreetly.

    Also checkout Miley Cyrus’s camel toe from a recent performance:

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    September 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1359

  • Kristen Stewart’s pornstar-look

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    Kristen Stewart's patented deadpan stare is super sexy

     

    Love her or hate her, you have to admit Kristen Stewart’s cold, pissed-off demeanor is very sexy. There is a significant group of people who have written her off completely because she played Bella in the Twilight Saga. No one seems more committed to forgetting the vampire romance than Ms Stewart herself.

    In an interview with Women’s Wear Daily, she spoke about shedding the innocent, hapless image for a grittier one. Gritty in what way? She’s modelling her new image after porn stars.

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    July 5, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 750