• The 237 Reasons To Have Sex

    Why do you have sex? For pleasure? For procreation? Because the media has brainwashed you into believing that there’s nothing more important than having sex? Because your internet connection sucks so having sex is your only alternative to free porn?

    Despite all the sexual research that goes on, no one seems to have thought about what reasons the average human has to have sex. Until now. Two new studies by Cindy Meston and David Buss have figured out what motivates people to have sex.

    In their first sutdy, Meston and Buss recruited 444 men and women aged 18-52 from around Austin, Texas and asked them to “…list all the reasons you can think of why you, or someone you have known, has engaged in sexual intercourse in the past.”

    The researches then compiled all the reasons that were repeated or at least similar into one big list. The end result was a list of 237 different reasons to have sex! Surprise, surprise. Reasons for having sex are more complicated than pleasure, procreation, media pressure, and poor internet connection.

    In a second study, a sample of 1,549 college students were provided with the list of all 237 reason to have sex and, for each one, they were asked to indicate how many of their previous sexual encounters could be attributed to that reason on a scale from 1 to 5, 1 being none of my sexual experiences and 5 being all of my sexual experiences.

    Here now are the Top 10 reasons why men and women have sex:


    Isn’t that nice? Men and women aren’t so different. We all want to bone the first hot person we see. That’s nice right?

    And what about the Top 10 least common reasons to have sex:


    Man…that is bleek. Seven out of these ten reasons are the same for men and women, so at least it’s good to know that our motivations, even in the darkest of times, aren’t that different.

    I don’t understand why “Chico told me to” isn’t on either list though…

    [h/t: LehMiller]

    May 3, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 26640

  • Orgasm Facts For National Orgasm Day!

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    Did you know that today, July 31st is National Orgasm Day?

    I sure didn’t know!

    Just like Steak and Blowjob Day and Masturbation Month, National Orgasm Day is a sexy alternative holiday that’s all about celebrating orgasms!

    Normally to celebrate such as occasion, I would just throw together some orgasm pictures or orgasm videos (which you can still see by clicking those words). Instead, I’d like share some bizarre orgasms facts.

    After all the more you know about orgasms, the it is easier make them happen (for yourself and your partner).

    Ok! Weird orgasm facts! Here we go!  Continue Reading

    July 31, 2013 • Sex, Sex News, Sexual Health • Views: 2387

  • Porn Sex vs Real Sex Explained With Food

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    Porn Star Vaginas are plums?

    If you’ve ever had real sex before, you know that it’s actually quite different from porn sex.

    I’ve never been able to put my finger on it because I mostly have real sex with aspiring pornstars, which ultimately ends up looking more like porn sex anyways because these aspiring pornstars end up treating the real sex like a porn audition. I try to tell them that I hold no clout whatsoever, but it never seems to work.

    Most people don’t have porn sex. I hate to break it to you but very rarely do regular people include casual anal sex, facials, and other stuff you only really see in porn sex. But if only we knew the differences between real sex and porn sex.

    Thankfully, the good people of KB Creative Lab crunched the numbers and they determined the differences between real sex and porn sex. Unfortunately for perverts like us, they don’t use any explicit material in their explanation. They used food to explain the differences between real sex and porn sex.

    Let’s watch:

    So it turns out that real sex is pretty boring compared to porn sex.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Real sex feels real good. Porn sex is just the audio and visual representation of real sex, which probably explains why it’s more extreme than real sex. It needs to over-compensate for the lack of sensation and intimacy.


    Who knows.

    The point is this video has ruined food forever.

    July 30, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2545

  • 15 Years of FreeOnes Infographic

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    Taylor Stevens representing Freeones

    It’s not easy for me to endorse any porn site other than because those other porn sites don’t pay me any money. So why would I ever endorse them?

    However, everyone I’ve ever dealt with from other porn sites is extremely nice and cool. Specifically, the people over at Freeones are extremely nice and cool.

    Why is that?

    Well, lots of reasons. But the one that comes to mind is that they sent me an infographic of all this data Freeones has been collecting throughout their 15 year run. 15 years! That’s fucking amazing.

    Surely, in 15 years worth of internet browsing you’ve come across Freeones. Let’s help them celebrate their 15 year anniversary by giving you an annotated version of their infographic

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    April 1, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1802

  • Who spends more on sex? Men or Women?


    You know…sex.

    It’s no secret that women are better than men at pretty much everything. Sorry guys, but it’s true. We’ve been beat by the fairer sex.

    Though surprisingly, the one thing that men are better at than women is spending money on sex. Specifically, in preparation for first-time sex with a new partner. Continue Reading

    March 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1736

  • The first ever computer art a pin-up girl

    Computers and images of sexy babes are a match made in heaven. But would you believe that the first ever piece of computer generated artwork was a sexy pin-up girl?

    Have a look:


    Computer pin-up girl, circa 1956

    This image comes from 1956. This particular computer was the largest ever built. It cost $238 million dollars and it was designed to guard the United States against a Cold War apocalypse. Yet that didn’t stop someone from using it for pornography.

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    January 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1122

  • Arianny Celeste strips for nerds

    Film Strip has finally answered the prayers of nerds everywhere. All the useless Star Trek trivia that permeates their brains can now be applied for a good cause, to get Arianny Celeste to take her clothes off.

    Unfortunately, it’s on YouTube so the striptease can only go so far. But still, Arianny Celeste is gorgeous and it’s a pretty innovative use YouTube’s annotations feature.

    Still if you’re looking for full-frontal nudity and hardcore action, why not just go back to the main page?

    January 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1285

  • on TV

    Well, sort of…in the form of a Who Wants to be a Millionaire question.

    She got it right on the show too! D)! Final answer!


    Though it would have been nice to hang on to that $13 million to swim throughout like Scrooge McDuck, we’re happy to own the most expensive, therefore best, domain name of all time. And we let you guys use it for free. Are we cool or what?

    August 22, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 1489