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  • Game Of Thrones Has A Sex Infographic

    Did anyone else notice that millions of people had raging erections for the Game of Thrones premier yesterday? It’s like the world ceased to function yesterday because too many nerds were busy stroking themselves in anticipation for the premier. 

    Personally, I couldn’t care less because Game of Thrones is shockingly boring for a show that is sold as a show about violence and fantasy-boobs. You may like the show, which is fine. You’re allowed to like whatever you want. My real problem with Game of Thrones is how much people like it. Whenever anyone finds out I don’t watch Game of Thrones, they get all defensive about it. I assume it’s either that they’re trying to cope with the fact that they’re huge nerds or it’s because they also hate the show but lack the sense of self to seek out something they’ll actually enjoy.

    But even though I have no interest in Game of Thrones, I’m very familiar with television and I know that by the fourth season it can be hard to keep track of who has boned who. So that’s why CoolMaterial.com has put together this infographic to refresh your memory. Have a look below:  Continue Reading

    April 7, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Sex News • Views: 8119

  • Game of Thrones Returns Sunday! Recapping the GoT Sex Scenes

    nude emilia clarke fakes 10 Game of Thrones Returns Sunday! Recapping the GoT Sex Scenes

    …must be from the new season.

    I AM SO PUMPED RIGHT NOW GUYS YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND.

    No, it’s not that I spent all morning looking at hot pictures of sexy babes on Sex.com – although I did do that, and it did get me really pumped up.

    Continue Reading

    April 4, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 13608

  • Canada Needs To Make More Porn!

    Quebec Porn Star Lanny Barby Stripping Off Red Panties Canada Needs To Make More Porn!

    Canadian Porn Star Lanny Barbie shows her patriotism

    QUESTION: Has anyone ever taken Canada seriously?

    Hahaha. The answer is of course NO.

    Why would we? Canada is basically America but colder and worse (except the free Health Care).

    Further proving their incompetence as a nation, the Canadian Radio-television Telecommunications Commission is cracking down on Toronto-based Channel Zero, which includes porn stations AOV Adult Movie Channel, AOV XXX Action Clips and AOV Maleflixxx, for not complying with the 35% Canadian Content law.

    Yes, Canada has a law that requires all their radio and TV stations to fill their schedules with at least 35% of content produced in Canada. I’ve been told by some local Canadians that this law is designed to preserve and protect Canadian culture, which makes me ask the question…Canada has culture?

    Now Canadians can have their say as to whether Channel Zero’s erotic and non-erotic channels should be renewed despite the porn they broadcast is foreign.

    So Canadians, if you want to keep porn on TV like the Neanderthals you are (c’mon porn on TV? Use the internet), then start producing your own porn that can be broadcast on these channels!

    You’re probably saying to yourself, “Eh bud. I’m just a dumb Canadian eh. How can I shoot the pornos?”

    Which is why I’ve prepared this quick guide for you.

    HOW TO SHOOT PORN EVEN IF YOU’RE A DUMB CANADIAN

    1. Get a camera
    2. Get some lights
    3. Learn how to do make-up
    4. Send out a casting call via Canadian Craigslist or Canadian Reddit
    5. Hire the hottest people willing to fuck on camera
    6. Use your free health care to get yourself and your talent tested for STDs.
    7. Turn camera on.
    8. Hit record.
    9. Begin having sex.
    10. Make sure your camera is pointed at the sex.
    11. Cum in the face.
    12. Send the footage to Channel Zero: 2844 Dundas W, Toronto, ON M6P 1Y7

    Porn shooting made so simple, even a dumb Canadian can understand it! Now go make your own damn porn Canada! I can’t believe you still consider yourself a country when you don’t even broadcast your own damn porn.

     

    March 6, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1674

  • Sex Less Popular Than Wi-Fi, Cell Phones, and TV

    Phone Sex Sex Less Popular Than Wi Fi, Cell Phones, and TV

    Phone sex!

    Sometimes I worry about the state of the world and how humanity will be able to carry on with our priorities all messed up.

    Sadly, my fears were confirmed today with this news from Harris Interactive that sex is less popular than Wi-Fi, cell phones, and TV.

    Just look at this infographic via Mashable to see what most Americans can’t live without:

    2014 02 05 Mobile Phone 01 Sex Less Popular Than Wi Fi, Cell Phones, and TV

    So American adults could survive without sex as long as they had…

    • Food (obviously)
    • Cars (hope that changes because we gonna run out of gas soon)
    • Internet access (you need to access Sex.com/news/ somehow)
    • Mobile phone (Sex.com‘s mobile site is extremely dope)
    • Computer/laptop (Sex.com‘s regular site is also extremely dope)
    • Television (those shows ain’t no good)

    AMERICA! THIS IS WHY THE WORLD HATES YOU. YOUR PRIORITIES ARE ALL MESSED UP.

    February 6, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 801

  • Breaking Bad Inspires Sexual Fantasies

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    Screenshot from Breaking Bad’s unsexiest sex scene

    It’s not uncommon to have sexual fantasies about fictional characters. A quick scroll through Sex.com’s Hentai section is all the proof you need to see that people get turned on by fictional characters.

    The trouble is when you confuse your sexual attraction to a character with the real person. For example, I know I’m in love with Audrey Horne from Twin Peaks and all my love for Audrey Horne has got me is a restraining order from Sherilyn Fenn (the actress that played Audrey Horne).

    I understand sexually fantasizing about actors because of the characters they play but I can’t understand someone having sexual fantasies about Breaking Bad.

    Don’t get me wrong, Breaking Bad is one of the greatest TV shows of all time, but it’s not sexy. Or at least that’s how I feel about Breaking Bad.

    Last on night Conan, I realized that even though it’s a dark character study, Breaking Bad can still inspire sexual fantasies in people when Bryan Cranston read an erotic piece of fan mail. Check out the clip:  Continue Reading

    September 24, 2013 • Polls • Views: 1125

  • Kayden Kross

     Kayden Kross

    Kayden Kross

    Kayden Kross could easily be Babe of the Day any day of the year but today there were a couple of Kayden Kross power moves made. 

    Like anyone who has ever seen Kayden Kross, we’re huge fans of her so we had to make her Babe of the Day. Continue Reading

    June 7, 2013 • BABES • Views: 3404

  • Lena Dunham Thinks Girls Porn Parody is Gross

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    The Cast of HBO’s Girls

    This past Wednesday, Hustler wrapped filming on its latest porn parody This Ain’t Girls XXX, a porn parody of HBO‘s Girls.

    In the porn parody, Hannah Horvath (played by Alex Chance) forsakes men, including her boyfriend Adam, to experiment with lesbian sex. After some lesbian sex, she returns to Adam. Please note that if this happens in the next season of Girls, the show has officially jumped the shark.

    And yesterday, Lena Dunham took to Twitter to share her thoughts on the news that her semi-autobiographical, hit TV show was getting remade into a porn movie.  Continue Reading

    May 24, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1330

  • Sex Robots & The Sexiest Robots of All Time

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    Sexy Robot?

    A recent study by The Huffington Post and YouGov shows that nearly 1 in 10 Americans would have sex with a robot.

    The study also revealed that 80% of Americans believe that sex robots would be available by 2030. But of course, the idea of sex robots raise an interesting ethical debate: would having sex with a sex robot be cheating? Continue Reading

    April 12, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1158

  • Sex, TV, and Game of Thrones

    You may have noticed by now that the only thing I love more than hardcore pornography is television. TV is my teacher, my mother, and my secret lover.

    What’s happening on TV these days?

    Well, Season 2 of Girls ended this past Sunday and Game of Thrones season 3 is set to debut in two weeks. Whereas most networks are phoning their programming in, HBO continues its twenty year-long stranglehold on viewers by giving them poignant characters, complex plots, captivating writing, and of course sex. Continue Reading

    March 19, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 1114