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  • Everyone Wins In This Twerk Battle

    Any competition that doesn’t have a clearly defined scoring system is stupid. To be more specific, the Serbian Twerk Competition (hosted a few weeks ago to determine who is the best twerker in Eastern Europe) is stupid simply because there’s no clear scoring system in place that can measure who the best twerker is.

    So what you have is a highly subjective competition where the judges’ favorite twerker is selected rather than an objectively best twerker.

    The way I see it, twerking is a lot like rolling your tongue. You can either do it or you can’t, and whether or not you can do it has already been predetermined by your genes. So you can try and try all you want but there’s only so much your body will allow you to accomplish.

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    August 1, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 22266

  • Best Twerks

    Juicy J Best Twerks

    Juicy J

    In celebration of his new album, STAY TRIPPY, Juicy J is giving away a $50,000 scholarship to one very lucky girl who can twerk. Crazy right? Unfortunately, the tweet where he announced the twerk scholarship has since been deleted. Thankfully we had the foresight to take a screenshot of it:

    screen shot 2013 08 22 at 8 45 30 am Best Twerks

    Everyone wants $50,000. That’s a fact. But $50,000 for twerking? That’s the dream. In many ways it’s better than winning the lottery.

    So girls, get twerking and get that money!

    But before you do, you might want to check out the competition. So let’s see the Top 10 Best Twerks:   Continue Reading

    August 23, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 1627

  • Twerkin With Caitlin Wynters

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    Caitlin Wynters

    If you’re not twerkin already, then you’re missing out.

    Twerkin is a dance found mostly in the clubs where honeys be shaking they hips and making they asses bounce like crazy. That’s all you need to know. Asses be bouncing.

    Thankfully, FHM has enlisted the help of super sexy babe Caitlin Wynters to show us all what you need to do to be twerkin proper.

    Even if you’re a seasoned twerker, you should watch Caitlin Wynters twerk because she’s sexy and twerkin is sexy. Sexy + sexy = Everybody having good time.

    See?

    Wasn’t watching Caitlin Wynters twerk a good idea?

    But seriously, FHM…what’s up with this quality? Why did Caitlin Wynters have to webcam her twerk?

    I’m happy that she’s an exceptional twerker, but we need to see that ass shake in some HD quality.

    If I was producing an instructional twerk video starring a foxy babe like Caitlin Wynters, HD quality would a must. I would also not have any voiceover and have the video play on an infinite loop.

    I guess what I’m describing is a Caitlin Wynters twerk GIF.

    Somebody get working on it.

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    August 2, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1650

  • Watch Miley Cyrus Twerk For Juicy J

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    Bandz A Make Miley Dance via Juicy J’s Instagram

    How many fucks is Miley Cyrus giving these days?

    None at all.

    Ever since she cut her hair, she’s been wilding out. Earlier this summer we finally got a glimpse of Miley Cyrus topless and this past Saturday she was twerking for Juicy J.

    We’ve seen the top, now let’s see what Miley Cyrus’s ass can do: Continue Reading

    June 10, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 937

  • Everybody Be Twerking to the New Danny Brown

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    Detroit’s Favorite Son Danny Brown

     Danny Brown has been one of our favorite rappers ever since we saw the video for Cyclops. And then XXX came out and blew us away. But what’s up with Danny these days? Well, he’s been working on his new album Old.

    Yesterday we got a taste of what to expect from the new Danny Brown, produced by Trampy and it’s fucking amazing. Continue Reading

    April 5, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 680