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Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes has been going crazy recently, but doesn’t she have every right to be a little crazy? Continue reading “Amanda Bynes’s Sexy Twitter Pics” »

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Is there any other kind of music?

So the other day, #Best Songs To Have Sex To was trending on Twitter. Now I’m not really into music that’s not about chilling with the homies or twisting one up, but since I write a sex blog for Sex.com I thought it would be a good idea to investigate what people thought were the best songs to have to.

You may remember that by in large the music that people associate with sex is absolutely terrible. Hopefully, they’ve come up with something a little bit better this time around, but I’m not very optimistic.

Let’s find out what song is the Best Song To Have Sex To. Continue reading “What Is The Best Song to Have Sex To?” »

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No one seems to know what Amanda Bynes was thinking when she tweeted…

…but it’s a good use of Twitter. Why aren’t people more upfront about who they want to bang on Twitter? Continue reading “Amanda Bynes Wants Drake to Murder Her Vagina” »

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In porn movies, the office is all about sex. No one does any work and they get to have sex on a desk. Wouldn’t it be great if real offices were like that? Believe it or not, the sex based office we know and love from pornography could be coming soon to real life with a new LinkedIn app called “BangWithProfessionals“.

Abbey Brooks, add me on LinkedIn!

Continue reading “New App helps you have sex with co-workers” »

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Go shorty

Wednesday on Twitter, 50 Cent declared that he is now abstinent. You see, according to Mr. Cent, “Women = confusion” which is something he doesn’t need right now. If his new album Street King Immortal is going to bring him back to relevance he needs as little confusion as possible.

But he’s not just avoiding women, he’s fully observing his new found abstinence.

Later 50 tweeted, “Masturbation is a sin you stop right now fool!!! lol God is watching you#SMS”. But how can someone just stop masturbating? Masturbation is the only thing I’ve consistently enjoyed for over 20 years, other than The Simpsons.

Don’t worry, 50 Cent was thoughtful enough to tweet the four-steps anyone will ever need to ween themselves off masturbating.

Continue reading “50 Cent wants you to stop masturbating” »

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The original twitter picture of Bibi and Gronk

The summer of Gronk continues even though the NFL season is under way.

Ron Gronkowski set the NFL record for tight ends last season with 18 total touchdowns (17 receiving, one rushing) and yards (1,327) but has also been working on setting a record for off-the-field antics. The Patriots brass reprimanded him earlier this year for partying too hard.

Last year during his bye week, Gronk posed with porn star Bibi Jones (as you can see just to the right) for a picture posted on her Twitter. When this picture surfaced, the tight end (Ron Gronkowski not Bibi Jones) was forced to make a public apology. It may seem short-sighted to pose shirtless with a porn star wearing your jersey but Bibi revealed that Gronk brings his jersey on trips for times like these.

Since then Bibi Jones has retired from the industry, going by her legal name Britney Maclin. As Britney, she is still actively tweets explicit pictures on herself on her twitter (@Britney_Maclin) most recently a new picture of her with Gronk.

Continue reading “Rob Gronkowski poses with Bibi Jones again” »

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Miranda Kerr

On Monday, nude photos of supermodel Miranda Kerr were leaked onto the internet. However, she didn’t seem to be bothered by it.

It didn’t spoil her vacation that’s for sure. When the photos leaked, she tweeted:

‘One of the most beautiful places on earth @hamiltonisland‘ Sad to leave today instagr.am/p/N-Gkg7EMFp/

— Miranda Kerr (@MirandaKerr) August 6, 2012

So what if nude photos leaked? Nude photos were going to be released this week anyways. Miranda Kerr just did a photo-shoot with Terry Richardson for Harper’s Bazaar. Terry Richardson is especially good at photographing people with their clothes off. One way or another, we were going to get a nude Miranda Kerr.

Though this latest set isn’t as explicit as the last one, let’s feast our eyes on a second helping of nude Miranda Kerr. This campaign is for boots or something, I think:

Continue reading “Miranda Kerr Poses Nude for Harper’s Bazaar” »

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The real Carly Rae Jepsen

Carly Rae Jepsen tweeted this morning:

Crazy morning. Discovered that someone put up a sex tape claiming to be me.Ridiculous. Obviously not me.

— Carly Rae Jepsen (@carlyraejepsen) July 23, 2012

Remember just a few weeks ago, everyone mistook nude photos of Destiny Benedict for Carly Rae? How is there another Carly Rae doppleganger performing lewd sexual acts for everyone to see again? I can’t decide if this video is completely fake or if there is a Carly Rae sex-conspiracy.

Have to go to the polls for this one.

What do you think of this supposed Carly Rae sex tape?

Watch the video*, and then vote just to your right.

*No I don’t mean her new music video with the guy from Owl City. I didn’t like Owl City back when it was The Postal Service so I especially don’t care if he’s in a Carly Rae Jepsen video.

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Recording artist Bree Olson

Yesterday, Harmony Rose caused a splash with her volunteer EMT training. Today, we have another news story about a former porn star’s new career.

Bree Olson stopped doing porn because her duties as one of Charlie Sheen’s goddesses took up too much time. After their break-up over a year ago, Bree didn’t return to porn. The good news for her fans is that she’s back*.

Well, she’s not back to shooting porn unfortunately. She’s back on the fringes of mainstream. Instead of joining Harmony Rose for the all ex-porn star Virginia life saving squad, she’s now doing music. The first single is called, “Hollywood Douchebag” featuring Mike Gonsolin.

Check out the music video for Hollywood Douchebag:

Continue reading “Bree Olson, musician?” »

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Taylor Stevens's tits make national news

The Los Angeles Kings are one win away from claiming their first Stanley Cup since entering the league in 1967. Last night the Kings failed to complete a sweep of the New Jersey Devils. With the end in sight, the big story was not the Devil’s resilience, staying alive to play again on Saturday.

Rather the big story from last night’s game was the gigantic tits right behind the Devil’s bench. Continue reading “Taylor Stevens’s giant boobs overshadow outcome of game 4” »

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