STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A FREE BLOWJOB!
This is not a trick.
To get a free blowjob, all you have to do is start caring about World Cup!
Just like she did when the Miami Heat won their first championship with Lebron James, Sara Jay is offering free blowjobs to all her Twitter followers should her team win the World Cup.
And knowing how hard it is to convince people to care about the World Cup, Sara Jay has sweetened the deal by team up with internet darling and incredibly busty pornstar Siri for free blowjobs!
But don’t just take my word for it, let Sara Jay and Siri explain what they’re doing:
Just to recap…
To get a free blowjob from Sara Jay and Siri, all you have to do is :
1. Follow Sara Jay and Siri on Twitter: &
2. Wait for either Team Brazil, Team USA, Team UK or Team Germany win the World Cup.
3. Enjoy free blowjob hot, boobiful pornstars Sara Jay and Siri.
Sigh…if only more pornstars were more proactive about offering free blowjobs for sports results. Professional sports are inherently more fun when there’s something personal at stake…like money. But a free blowjob from professional sports is even better than money! Fingers crossed that FIFA doesn’t try to get all litigious like the NBA did the first time Team BJ happened.
Now I’m sure there are a few of you that aren’t incredibly excited about this offer, so to better illustrate the importance of receiving a blowjob from Sara Jay and Siri, here are two videos that should explain why this is a huge deal:
1) WHY GETTING A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SIRI IS A BIG DEAL:
2) WHY GETTING A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SARA JAY IS A BIG DEAL:
And while it’s unlikely that Sara Jay and Siri will be blowing their Twitter followers together, a threesome with both of them would be freaking awesome…as demonstrated in the video below!
Now it’s time to watch the World Cup very closely all in hopes of receiving a free blowjob.
Does anyone know what Brazil, the US, the UK and Germany’s odds are for winning the World Cup? Please someone say it’s 100%.
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