As if the UK’s “opt-in” internet filtering system wasn’t bad enough, the British government has now taken a step forward in censoring porn video producers.
Obviously, banging in the back of a car can result in a number of comfort issues, but that’s easily resolved by taking a gander at the Sex.com Blog’s Guide To Car Sex.
Oh…and of course, inviting men from all over the UK to bang in the backseat of a truck could also motivate critics of the adult industry to label the initiative as prostitution. Sadly, UK pornstar Rebecca More’s new sex tour of the UK has attracted the latter problem. Continue Reading
Ava Dalush is a gorgeous English pornstar who is both petite and shapely in all the right places.
In her latest Flixxx for Digital Playground, Ava Dalush makes an incredible argument why we shouldn’t bother waiting for a second or third date before having sex. Maybe I have a weakness for petite women with loads of tits and ass, or perhaps I’m just a sucker for accents. Either way, I think you’ll enjoy Ava Dalush’s reasoning for fucking on the first date. Continue Reading
Have you ever been in the middle of having an orgasm and you’ve thought to yourself “I wish that there was a specific day in place to celebrate how awesome orgasms feel – some sort of Orgasm Day, if you will?” Well when I’m trying not to cum I usually think about professional sports, but if thinking about national holidays works for you, then by all means!
Well it might be your lucky day (if you live in the UK), because July 31st is National Orgasm Day in Britain. I’m from a commonwealth country so I don’t give a fuck, I’ll celebrate in the name of the queen. Go orgasms! Go queens!
It seems weird that somewhere as notoriously prudish and uptight as the UK is championing something like National Orgasm Day, but good for them.
Even if you don’t live in the UK, why not appropriate National Orgasm Day and celebrate it anyways? It’s probably one of the easiest (and most fun) things to celebrate.
First thing’s first – spend some time familiarizing yourself and educating yourself about the orgasm. There’s like a million different types of orgasms, and half of them you probably don’t even know about unless you’re an awesome sex guru like myself.
Then, spend some time giving yourself and your partner an orgasm. Now’s a good day to re-invigorate things in the bedroom. You and your partner are at home, doing nothing? Turn off the TV dude – spend some time with your lover and orgasm the hell out of each other. Summon the inner-brit in you and have convenient, practical, non-emotive and quiet sex with your significant other. Actually don’t do that.
If you’re British, make sure to get your rocks off before midnight tonight, because you’re not allowed to have another orgasm until July 31, 2015. Sorry, no exceptions to the rule! Queen’s Orders!
Here’s a good article from the Independent examining the orgasm and deconstructing some of our pre-conceived notions about it. The main point? Orgasms are great, orgasms are fun, but they’re not the end-all be-all of sex. Remember, the journey is half the fun!
Recently I wrote an article about porn censorship being introduced into British public wi-fi access points, in an effort to prevent kids from watching the porn that they can literally watch anywhere in the world at anytime using their smartphones.
Porn filters have been implemented in home internet packages in Britain since 2013, all part of Prime Minister David Cameron’s attempts to ‘protect children’ or something like that. When Cameron implemented the porn censorship reform, he was met with a whole pile of criticisms and protests – people were concerned that this was another step towards the full censorship and government takeover of the internet.
Though most internet subscriptions seem to come with these filters built-in, you do have the ability to opt out of any censorship measures, and the Brits seem to be opting out – in droves!
The numbers back up the claim that people don’t want to filter their own internet connection:
“Of the top companies running the scheme, TalkTalk has the most users making most of [the porn filter] at 36 percent. However, a paltry four percent of Virgin Media customers are switching off the porn, followed by five percent of BT customers and eight percent of Sky customers.”
Is this shocking? Is this surprising? Almost everyone who can readily access the internet uses it to watch porn at one point or another. Even if you only watch the stuff once in a blue moon, do you really want to disable your ability to check it out entirely? I totally understand not wanting to expose kids to pornography, but here’s the simple, honest truth. No matter how difficult you make it for kids to do something, if they want to, they’ll find a way.
Haven’t you ever heard of reverse psychology, you dumbos? If you tell them they absolutely CANNOT look at porn, what’s the first thing they’re going to try and do when they have a chance? How about getting over yourselves instead and spending some time talking to your kids about the pros and cons of pornography, how it relates to actual human sexuality, and how to safely browse the internet?
Porn censorship ain’t the answer, you old geezers.
Just a thought.
Well, it begins.
A little while ago, The Mirror, a UK based newspaper, did a little investigative journalism. They toured around the UK, attempting to access pornographic websites like Pornhub from various free wi-fi zones. You can probably guess what they discovered: about a quarter of the free wi-fi zones did not have any filters for adult content. They were apparently able to access Pornhub from 32 out of the 129 zones that they tested.
Doesn’t seem like a big deal, unless you take into account the fact that kids can access porn from public places. I remember when I was a young man, before wi-fi even really existed. I had to be a super careful ninja when it came to accessing porn from my family desktop. If I knew that I could simply walk to the local bookstore with my cool iPad or whatever and spend all day looking at porn, well then fuck, my parents would have hardly ever seen me around the house.
So what does the UK propose as a counter-measure?
Makes sense. Basically, this seems like a pretty non-intrusive way to make sure that people know that the network they’re accessing is secure, and that their kids won’t accidentally be stumbling upon Tasha Reign’s My Little Pony themed butt-plug tail site.
But, wait a second, is it really non-intrusive?
“The Mirror can continue its campaign of shame by outing public places that fail to implement the new program, though it’s doubtful the paper will expend similar resources looking into why the government’s “overzealous” porn filters are blocking 20 percent of all websites.“
What else is new with censorship though? You block a couple things, you block a million.
What do you think about this? Is the UK government abusing power by censoring content on free and easily accessible free wi-fi networks, or is this an appropriate measure of control to prevent people from accessing adult/illicit content in public places?
Personally, I’m never down for censorship!
Yes, that’s right, more Magaluf ‘news.’ Ever since that girl got busted for sucking off 20 dudes in the notorious nightclub a couple of weeks ago, more and more stories have been surfacing about this place. The latest comes from a British woman, Cerise, a glamour model from Britain.
This is actually the fluffiest piece of non-news I’ve ever written about on this blog, but it’s Monday, so fuck it.
So this girl, Cerise, 19, after hearing about all of the sexploits going down in Magaluf and other Belfast nightclubs, decided to jet out there with her girlfriend and try to achieve 25 orgasms a day.
Wow, what a hard-hitting confession, Cerise. The UK is a weird place. I’ve noticed that every woman who has ever shown their tits or expressed sexual desire before has to describe themselves as a ‘glamour model.’ What’s a glamour model anyways?
Cerise failed miserably at achieving her goal of 25 orgasms on the first day, ONLY managing to bang two dudes. Cerise, you talk the talk, but I certainly do not see you walking the walk.
Though Magaluf and other clubs in the district haven’t taken a very strong stance one way or another on the rampant sex culture they harbour, I think that they should take a stand. And no, I’m not asking them to clean up. I think that they should totally run with this, embrace it, and become the world’s sex capital. Provide protection at the doors of all of your bars, loosen up the laws about having sex in public (not like people abide by them anyways) and just turn into a 24/7 orgy party city.
Thanks to the Star for this extremely insightful and important piece of news. Keep on doing that gritty journalism, guys. Actually, who am I to talk, I’m also writing about this?
Good Luck Cerise! Godspeed! We’ll be thinking of you!
Plastic surgery is here to stay, for better or for worse. People love the idea of modifying their body, which is fine. I like getting tattoos, so I guess I shouldn’t really be complaining.
But there can also be too much of a good thing!
Take for example this weird looking British dude.
Billy-Tom O’Conner decided that his already big penis wasn’t quite massive enough, and that he wanted to have a ‘Monster.’ The crazy thing is that he already HAD a 10 inch penis, but wanted to increase the width to make it around the size of say, a tube of tennis balls. OK…
Penoplasty surgery is apparently up almost 40% in the UK alone, so dudes increasing the length of their tiny weiners is currently in vogue. Here’s a concept though – why not try working with what you got instead of shelling out the big bucks for an artificial enhancement? If you’re terrible at sex with a 5 inch dick then you’re still going to be terrible at sex with a 10 inch one. Just my two cents.
Billy-Tom O’Conner is quoted as saying:
“When I first saw it, I said, ‘Wow, that’s the best money I’ve ever spent’. It’s something I would have done 10 times over.”
You can check out the full British TV interview here:
So if you’re already packing heat, and are thinking of increasing your big penis size into ‘monstrosity’ territory, think first about how such a surgery will affect your sex life. We’ve talked about this at length on the blog before, but, the fact of the matter is, the majority of women don’t actually LIKE a big penis, because it’s PAINFUL. Real life and pornography are totally different things.
But if you’re going to try and increase your penis size, at least Billy-Tom did the right thing and went to a licensed plastic surgeon. It’s a much better and safer idea than ordering miracle dick-growing products off of the internet, at least (you morons!)
This reeks of someone whose watched one too many Mandingo videos and wanted to emulate the giant-dicked pornstars from such excellent websites as Sex.com.
But hey, if he’s happy with his new monster cock, then power to him I guess.
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET A FREE BLOWJOB!
This is not a trick.
To get a free blowjob, all you have to do is start caring about World Cup!
Just like she did when the Miami Heat won their first championship with Lebron James, Sara Jay is offering free blowjobs to all her Twitter followers should her team win the World Cup.
And knowing how hard it is to convince people to care about the World Cup, Sara Jay has sweetened the deal by team up with internet darling and incredibly busty pornstar Siri for free blowjobs!
But don’t just take my word for it, let Sara Jay and Siri explain what they’re doing:
Just to recap…
To get a free blowjob from Sara Jay and Siri, all you have to do is :
2. Wait for either Team Brazil, Team USA, Team UK or Team Germany win the World Cup.
3. Enjoy free blowjob hot, boobiful pornstars Sara Jay and Siri.
Sigh…if only more pornstars were more proactive about offering free blowjobs for sports results. Professional sports are inherently more fun when there’s something personal at stake…like money. But a free blowjob from professional sports is even better than money! Fingers crossed that FIFA doesn’t try to get all litigious like the NBA did the first time Team BJ happened.
Now I’m sure there are a few of you that aren’t incredibly excited about this offer, so to better illustrate the importance of receiving a blowjob from Sara Jay and Siri, here are two videos that should explain why this is a huge deal:
1) WHY GETTING A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SIRI IS A BIG DEAL:
2) WHY GETTING A FREE BLOWJOB FROM SARA JAY IS A BIG DEAL:
And while it’s unlikely that Sara Jay and Siri will be blowing their Twitter followers together, a threesome with both of them would be freaking awesome…as demonstrated in the video below!
Now it’s time to watch the World Cup very closely all in hopes of receiving a free blowjob.
Does anyone know what Brazil, the US, the UK and Germany’s odds are for winning the World Cup? Please someone say it’s 100%.
Everyone knows that the UK’s favorite MILF pornstar Tanya Tate has never been afraid to show off her geeky side. After all, there’s a direct correlation between her rise to power and her love of cosplay (though there’s no evidence but I think pretty safe to say when nerds see a busty MILF dressed up like Emma Frost, they become fans for life).
Given that Tanya Tate is a bonafide nerd, it shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that she’s leveraged her massive following into creating her very own action figure! But unlike your average action figure, Tanya Tate’s action figure is a customizable blank, vinyl figure, so geeks can use them to create any superhero or pop-culture female figure they want like so:
Isn’t that super cool?
Production on the Tanya Tate action figure began almost a year ago when Tanya Tate noticed that there were far too few heroic female platform. And now, to finalize the Tanya Tate action figure, she needs your help!
Tanya Tate has already paid for the design, sculpting and molds. Prototypes have been approved but she still needs $20,000 to start produces these things. Which is why she’s turned to the internet for help with an IndieGogo campaign.
Of course, $20,000 dollars is a lot to ask of the internet. That’s why Tanya has a bunch of perks for people contributing to the production of the Tanya Tate action figure.
Damn girl, how are can we resist contributing to your IndieGogo campaign with dope incentives like that?
Personally, I think the Tanya Tate action figure is awesome, so I’m going to contribute to Tanya’s $20,000 goal. If you want to see her action figures become a reality, I strongly suggest you contribute whatever you can here:
Or you can just hang on to your money, but keep in mind that you’ll be disappointing a gorgeous MILF pornstar. You don’t want to upset this beauty do you?
Well, this lady sounds like a total train wreck.
Sophie Dalzell is a British Adult model who apparently loves drunkenly fighting police officers – she’s already had several convictions for assault and vandalism, and apparently just fucking LOVES to party and also LOVES to get boob jobs and also HATES doing community service and taking responsibility for her actions.
Anyways, Sophie Dalzell was set to appear in court for drunkenly assaulting two police officers, but she totally flaked out on her court date because she had scheduled a breast surgery in Belgium for the same day. The fucked up thing? The court let her get away with it.
And I quote,
On top of that, Sophie Dalzell like, REALLY isn’t into completing all of the hours of community service that have been assigned to her for her various transgressions, totalling about 400 hours.
So basically, we have a British party girl/adult performer who repeatedly violates the law, her court dates, and her punishments, so she can probably go to Ibiza and rave all weekend. Someone get Hollywood on the phone we got ourselves an Oscar-winning screenplay idea!
The craziest thing about the story for me is the sheer amount of bullshit Sophie Dalzell has managed to get away with throughout this whole ordeal. Maybe its some weird intricacy of the British legal system that I can’t quite comprehend, but like, shouldn’t you just throw her in a jail cell and be done with it?
Also steer real clear if you’re a police officer, because she’s probably going to try and beat the shit out of you, if this story is any indication.
You may recognize the naturally busty Lexi Lowe from numerous hot lesbian sex videos and solo masturbation videos. Welsh hottie Lexi is now ready to take porn by storm now that she’s shooting hardcore scenes and starring in the upcoming Downton Abbey porn parody, Down On Abbey.
Earlier this week, Lexi Lowe emailed me personally to ask if I would interview her. Unfortunately, when busty babes from the UK contact me, my heart has a tendency to stop beating. But luckily it was only temporary. Once my heart started beating again, I managed sit down with the lovely Lexi Lowe and ask her a few questions.
So enjoy this interview with your favorite porn star, Lexi Lowe! Continue Reading
I don’t want to put anyone on blast here, but there’s a little rumor going around that British people are inherently unattractive.
To anyone that believes that nonsense, I’d like to introduce you to Samantha Bentley. Samantha Bentley is a British pornstar who loves it when her 32DD’s are dominated during sex. Even if the British are by and large unattractive, Samantha Bentley’s individual sex appeal more than makes up for all her unattractive countrymen.
Samantha Bentley was nice enough to take some time out of her busy schedule to come talk to us about her amateur videos, her love of Rocco Siffredi, and the hottest sex she’s ever had. So without further ado, enjoy the Samatha Bentley interview!
- I heard that you got your start in porn just by filming your own amateur videos. Can we watch these amateur videos or are they a part of your private collection?
I honestly wish everyone could see these videos as they capture some of the best sex I have ever had, not to mention document my sexual growth and watch how I was taught how to fuck… unfortunately the videos are no longer in my possession :(
- Just recently you started doing B/G scenes. What made you want to branch out from G/G and solo stuff? Continue Reading
I must admit, I know nothing about baseball. But I do know babes.
While I’m very happy for Max and Clayton, I think it’s time that we recognize the sexiest baseball player of 2013. The winner of the C Dusty Sexiest Baseball Player Award goes to Cate Harrington!
Who is Cate Harrington? Well, she’s not a major league baseball player. She’s a pornstar from Nottingham, England with 32DD breasts and no one has ever looked better in a baseball uniform.
So let’s see the C Dusty Sexiest Baseball Player Award winner Cate Harrington take off that baseball uniform she looks so good in! Continue Reading
Last week, I asked you if internet censorship were coming to your country (like in the UK), would you opt-in for unfiltered internet?
1,705 people voted and helped me win some free beer from some naysayers in the office. Continue Reading
Since last August, there’s been a long “Will they?/Won’t they?” of whether or not David Cameron’s Conservative government would take extreme measures to protect their citizens by the end of 2013.
Protect their citizens from what exactly? War? Famine? Pestilence? Death?
No, no, no, and no. The greatest threat to citizens of the UK is internet porn, which is why David Cameron is planning to instate an automatic internet filtering system that will stop people from accessing internet porn in the UK. Continue Reading
Babe of the Day isn’t supposed to be just me picking hot babes to shine a spotlight on for a day and highlight their sexiness for everyone on the internet. Babe of the Day is supposed to me and all of you picking hot babes that are so sexy they deserve a whole day dedicated to them regardless of what’s happening in the rest of the world. That’s why I was so excited when I got this message from loyal fan of the Sex.com Blog WesCrnkng:
yo dust master, massive fan of “the blog” over here & many congrats on garnering “blog of the year”, “blogger of the year”, & “post of year” nominations at the blog awards. but how about that young lass beth, eh? can we puh-lease get a “babe of the day” post featuring that petite vixen whom we all admire so much? be a trailblazer dude. she’s a most sensational ambassador of the crop top & she seems chill. a big WHAT UP to the UK! keep the blood pumping, chico.
WesCrnkng sold me on the idea of making a Babe of the Day post for two reasons.
- “Petite vixen”
However, WesCrnkng didn’t specify which “Beth” he was talking about. So I’m taking a chance on a petite vixen, who has been known to wear crop-tops, and who is from the UK by making Beth Humhpreys Babe of the Day! Continue Reading