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  • Sex in space is deadly!

    olivia munn astronaut gallery 9 241x300 Sex in space is deadly!

    Olivia Munn demonstrates why sex in space is very appealing

    Bad news for all astronauts that read this blog. There is new scientific evidence that sex in space could lead to brain disease, cancer, and other life threatening illnesses.

    A study by Professor Anja Geitmann from the University of Montreal looked at the effects of zero gravity on the reproductive process in plants. Because sperm cells in plants are delivered to the egg through a “cylindrical tool”, scientists were able to apply the plant results to the human reproductive process (i.e. fuckin’).

    The plants were placed in a spinning centrifuge that simulated both high and low gravity while scientists monitored their reproduction, which occurs quickly in plants. They found that the pollen tubes were smaller in low gravity, and were wider in hyper-gravity. Meanwhile intracellular traffic flow, the way that cells communicate, was badly affected. Continue Reading

    March 15, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 533

  • Proof that everyone watches porn

    091203 porn Proof that everyone watches pornHow often have you lied about your porn habits? Once a week since you started watching porn?

    Sooner or later, someone will bring up porn and you’re faced with the difficult decision of either admitting to be being a filthy pervert or lying to someone’s face by telling them, “Oh, no. I don’t watch porn.”

    Lying is almost worse than admitting anything because you have to deal with the smirks and eye-rolls of skeptics. They can see right through your lie and you just have to sit there, lying through your goddamn teeth.

    But have you heard the good news? A new study by the University of Montreal has accidentally proven that literally every single man has consumed porn. Finally, you can stop lying to your friends and family!

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    January 8, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 416