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  • Sexting the key to victory?

    bolt 2309832b 300x187 Sexting the key to victory?

    Yeah bro

    Could sexting really be the secret to winning gold medals and breaking world records? If there’s any truth to what junior athlete Megan Edwards is saying then the answer is absolutely.

    Allegedly, Megan sent Usain Bolt a picture of her butt with the message, “Think of my bum at the finish line, lol.” So Usain broke the world record and won the gold medal. He then responded to Megan with, “I was thinking of ur ass.”

    Usain Bolt, known mostly for his speed, is also a smooth dude. Total pimp.

    He then asked for new pictures for the 200 meter and the 4 x 100 meter relay. The photos were Bolt’s motivation to go fast.

    Let this be a lesson to all of you, the key to winning is sexting.

    January 11, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 422