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  • Vaginal Shrink Cream Is Downright Disturbing

    “Recapture your vagina’s youth so you can feel tight and wanted again” is the slogan for just one of several vaginal shrink creams available on the market today. Everyone likes a tight pussy, but not like this. Not like this… Continue Reading

    October 8, 2014 • Funny, Sex, Sex News • Views: 6137

  • Everything You Need To Know About The 5 Different Types of Orgasms

    What comes to mind when you see the word “ORGASM”?

    Do you think of someone getting a rough pounding until they start screaming “OH GOD YES!” over and over again until the neighbors in apartment 5C start knocking on the wall?

    While a rough pounding may bring your partner to orgasm, it’s not the only way to do it.

    Truth to be told, all orgasms are different. Sometimes they’ll sneak up on you, other times they’ll be long and drawn out. Sometimes an orgasm will only make your lip curl but then your next orgasm will make it hard for you to stand straight for the next few days.

    In the interest of making sure that you (or your partner) are experiencing the full spectrum of orgasms, I’m going to now tell you about the 5 different types of orgasms and how to have them.

    Get ready to piss off your neighbors because your orgasms are about to be kicked up a notch.  Continue Reading

    August 14, 2014 • Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Sexual Health • Views: 29915

  • You Can 3D Print a Japanese Artist’s Vagina

    Are you an early adopter of the extremely expensive technology known as 3D printing?  If yes, then that’s pretty cool, and I bet you’ve printed lots of weird and funny stuff.   If no, then you’re living in the stone ages man.  Start saving up and buy yourself a 3d printer.

    There’s all sorts of stuff you can print yourself, and though I’ve never actually used before, I’m sure they’re pretty complicated and I also know that my brain is pretty dumb.  So I probably won’t be using one anytime soon unless I become a millionaire with the lottery ticket that I bought, in which case I’ll be able to do whatever I please.

    I knew you could print plenty of different things, but I didn’t know that you could print vaginas.  That’s messed up.

    According to Peeperz:

    Under the moniker Rokudenashiko, which roughly translates to “good-for-nothing girl,” Megumi has taken 3D images of her vagina and made the data available for people to make models using 3D printers.”

    This does indeed mean that you can wallpaper your apartment with hundreds of 3d vagina models, if that’s what you were wondering.

    Well, not so fast actually.  Apparently, after accepting a large amount of donations in exchange for the sculptures, police cracked down and arrested Igarashi, the artist, for spreading obscene imagery.  That sucks, because it’s kind of a cool concept for an art project.

    Igarashi’s defenders were quick to point out the giant penis festival parades that occur in Japan every year where people literally walk around on the streets carrying giant penis statues and dressed up as penises.  Yes, that is kind of some fucked up hypocrisy, isn’t it?

    It’d be nice if they could make vagina models with these vaginas also, thanks:

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    July 24, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 17928

  • 45% of Men Last 2 Minutes or Less – That’s Horrible Sexual Stamina

    Guys, y’all really have to work on your game.

    Established sex-master and urologist Dr. Harry Fisch recently did a post for Nerve in which he details the ‘normal’ frequency of sexual intercourse.  The findings are of course inconclusive, because what constitutes ‘normal’ is completely subjective.  It depends on  the person and it depends on the relationship.  Nothing to see here.

    More interesting is the fact that a whopping 45% of men last 2 minutes or less during sexual intercourse before cumming.  That’s ludicrous, and certainly not enough time for the majority of women to achieve an orgasm. 2 minutes is like, straight up premature ejaculation territory.  The fact that 45% of men fall into that zone really questions our sexual health as a society.

    The average length of vaginal intercourse is about 7.3 minutes, which, although better than 2 minutes, still isn’t enough time for the average woman to achieve an orgasm consistently.

    What is a man to do?  First thing’s first, you should do some research on how to increase your sexual stamina.  A great starting point would the article written by our own Chico Dusty entitled “How Do I Increase My Sexual Stamina?”

    Things like increasing your sexual stamina take hard work and dedication, but I’m asking you to undertake the mission of improving your sexual stamina for two main reasons:

    1) Your sexual partner will thank you when you stopping blowing your load as soon as you penetrate them.

    2) We need to boost these averages up for the sake of men everywhere.  2 minutes makes us look like a bunch of goddamn jokers.

    So, to help you work on that really underwhelming sexual stamina, please look at these sexy pictures and gifs while masturbating.  Try to make yourself last a bit longer than usual.  Then, visit Sex.com and look at some more pictures and try to beat your previous record!  See, working on your sexual stamina can be fun, like a game!  Not giving your girl an orgasm isn’t fun though, for you or her.

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    Did you make it all the way to the end without cumming? Excellent work! Keep trying to break that record on Sex.com!

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    April 30, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 20208

  • Top 10 Misconceptions About Sex

    Before I ever set foot in the Sex.com offices, I had always assumed that nobody knew anything about sex. Now, after writing sex tips and giving sex advice to the readers of the Sex.com Blog for nearly two years, I’ve realized that I was wrong.

    People actually do know a lot about sex. Unfortunately 99% of what people think they know about sex is wrong.

    Who is to blame for the perpetuation of misinformation? I blame the inadequate sex education most people receive in school. The only thing I remember from sex education in school was an animated short with a voiceover saying, “Penises are a lot like noses. They all come in different shapes and sizes.” And the only reason I remember that lesson is because it maybe me feel better about my own disfigured penis and while the voiceover was comparing penises to noses, a million different animated penises were flying across the screen all wearing the classic mustache and glasses disguise to make them more like noses? That image of millions of penises wearing that hilarious disguise still haunts me to this day.

    Anyways, to help you forget about all those penises wearing the mustache and glasses disguise to help you have more pleasurable, safer sex, I’d like to talk about the Top 10 Misconceptions About Sex. So if you’re ready to find out that you’ve been doing sex wrong all these years, continue reading.

    10. Men don’t fake orgasms

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    Faking orgasms isn’t just for women. Men do it too. Of course, male fake orgasms are slightly trickier than their female counterpart because men discharge when they cum. But that doesn’t mean it’s impossible.

    If you’re wondering why men fake orgasms, it’s simple. Not being able to orgasm can make your partner feel inadequate and sad. So it’s better just to grunt and make a stupid face when they’re through thrusting to preserve their partner’s sexual confidence.

     

    9. Oral sex and anal sex are safer than vaginal sex.

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    NOPE! Almost all STIs can be passed on through unprotected vaginal sex can also be passed on through unprotected oral and anal sex. Herpes, warts, gonorrhea, hepatitis, chlamydia, syphilis, and HIV can all be contracted orally or anally. Oral sex is certainly less risky compared to vaginal and anal sex, but just for your own safety wear a condom!

     

    8. Oral sex and anal sex don’t count as real sex.

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    Some people seem to think that having oral sex or anal sex instead of vaginal sex is a way of circumventing losing their virginity and still being able to have sex. Absolutely not true. “Sex” is in the name, therefore if it’s in your mouth or your ass, you’re having sex.

     

    7. Vaginas all look a like

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    I blame porn for this one, because porn rarely features any girls with large labias or anything. For whatever reason, almost all the vaginas you see in porn are the same, which is not indicative of vaginas around the world. This lack of vaginal variety in porn has led to more and more women getting labiaplasty surgery to make their vaginas look “normal” when in fact there’s nothing wrong with their vaginas.If penises come in all shapes and sizes like noses, then vaginas are like lips…THEY COME IN DIFFERENT SHAPES AND SIZES.

     

    6. Two condoms are better than one.

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    NO. I understand why people assume that two condoms are better than one, because two of everything is better than one almost always. Double the condom, double the protection. Well, you’re totally wrong if you think that.”Double-bagging” can increase the friction of the latex, making them more likely to rip or tear. One condom (male condom or female condom) is all you need.

     

    5. Pulling out is an effective method of birth control.

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    According to this article, more and more people are pulling out as a means of contraception. THAT’S REAL STUPID.Withdrawal is significantly less effective at preventing pregnancy as compared to other methods. Now, if you’re pulling out because a lifetime of watching porn has given you an obsession with cumshots, then by all means do it. But don’t assume for one second that pulling is a substitute for condoms or the pill.

     

    4. Penis size is important.

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    ThoughtCatalog.com
     asked 50 women about their thoughts on penis size. Of the 50, only 6 said that bigger was better.

    Truth is, size only matters to people that let it matter. Motion, rapport, depth of intimacy, lovemaking skills, and/or positions often have more to do with partner satisfaction than size. But if you’re still concerned about your penis size, then you should read this: Satisfying Women with Your Tiny Penis.

     

    3. Women can achieve an orgasm from penetration alone.

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    Most women don’t achieve an orgasm from vaginal sex alone. It’s possible for sure, but according to data from a 2009 National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior, most women (about 2/3) have orgasms when they have sex, and this could be from vaginal, clitoral, breast or other kinds of stimulation.

    The key is diversity of stimulation. Women are sophisticated creatures and if you want to make one cum then you’re going to have to explore all of her erogenous zones.

     

    2. The clitoris is a fun button that will give women instant orgasms.

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    This basically the same point as #3, but it’s worth stating again. You need to diversify your attention to all areas of a woman’s body. You can’t just go storming straight to the clitoris and hope for results. Though stimulating the clitoris is never a bad idea, but too much attention could be more painful than pleasurable.So diversify! Have some fun! Don’t be so simple minded when it comes to sex.

     

    1. Vaginas are not Fleshlights.

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    What do I mean when I say, “Vaginas are not Fleshlights”?Well, though Fleshlights look and feel like vaginas, you should know that they aren’t the same. Fleshlights are a male masturbation toy. When you use a Fleshlight, you should feel totally free to fap yourself silly, pounding away at that fake vagina. However, you can’t just jackhammer a vagina. Women know when you’re using their bodies to masturbate and they don’t like.

    I know it’s tempting to do what that dude in the GIF above is doing to Stoya, but it’s not good sex. Simply pounding away, using a real live vagina as if it were a common Fleshlight is a surefire turnoff. There’s no nuance, no build-up, no feeling when you’re using a vagina like a masturbatory aid. It also signifies sexual inexperience or selfishness, which are not very attractive qualities. Rather than mindlessly thrusting away, you want to vary your speed throughout the sex. Gauge your partner’s response and let it inform your movements. If she asks you to go harder, then go harder. But if the moment calls for a slower approach, then slow it down.  After all, you’re not alone, you’re working together to have great sex.

     

    Obviously, there are more than 10 misconceptions about sex out there. In fact, it was tough to decide which 10 misconceptions about sex I would attempt to clear up for you today. Hopefully, you’ve learned something useful. But if you have a question about sex or you need some advice, you can always…

    Send an email to cdusty@sex.com

    OR

    Use the contact submission form.

    And I’ll be happy to answer your sex questions via blog post.

    April 16, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips, TOP 10's • Views: 69580

  • Christy Mack’s Fleshlight Now Available

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    Finally!

    You can have sex with Christy Mack! Well…not actually. But you can have sex with a replica of her vagina and or ass thanks to FleshlightContinue Reading

    December 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2754

  • How To Make Your Pussy Worth Eating

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    You know what really bugs me? When guys are all like, “Man, I don’t ever give my girl head. That shit is gross!”

    No, it’s not.

    Get over yourself and give your girl head.

    It’s just plain selfish for men to expect blowjobs without having to ever to return the favor. To make sure that you ladies are getting the cunnilingus you deserve, I’ve come up with a few things for you to do to make your pussy a pussy worth eatingContinue Reading

    October 9, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 8810

  • Clitoris Tips for Clitoris Awareness Week

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    Clitoris Awareness Week

    It’s Clitoris Awareness Week!

    But wait…isn’t it International Masturbation Month too? Yes it is! So why then do we need Clitoris Awareness Week in the middle of International Masturbation Month? Isn’t it a little redundant?

    No, it’s not. We need Clitoris Awareness Week because the clitoris is the Rodney Dangerfield of the human body. Everybody knows and loves the clitoris, but it gets no respect I tells ya. Just like Rodney Dangerfield.

    The whole purpose of Clitoris Awareness Week is to get people talking about their sexuality, specifically their clitorises. So in the spirit of this very special week, I’m going to give you a few clitoral sex tips to help you better utilize the clitoris in your every day sex life. Continue Reading

    May 7, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 3831

  • The Price of Owning a Penis

    Earlier this week, we found out that the average woman spends approximately $2,663.02 on her vagina every year. Learning how much vaginas cost made us wonder, how much do men spend on penis maintenance annually?

    Our initial guess was anywhere from $0 to $300. But that was just a guess. Now, we’re happy to announce that we’ve figured out how much you might be spending on your penis. And it’s shocking…

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    Vajazzling for Men is very expensive.

    Continue Reading

    February 13, 2013 • Reviews, Sex, Sex & Dating Tips, Toys • Views: 1610

  • Fresh + Sexy

    Nobody likes smelly genitals. That’s why Playtex has introduced a new line of wipes called Fresh + Sexy for people who want to feel fresh before and after having sex. Continue Reading

    February 4, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 674