Valentine’s Day

  • Another Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

    steakandblowjobday Another Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

    World’s best holiday

    Every March 14th, men and women come together to celebrate the world’s greatest holiday: Steak and Blowjob Day.

    The idea is that men “work” “very” “hard” to “satisfy” their “lover” on Valentine’s Day, so a month later women get a chance to repay their efforts with a steak and a blowjob. I’ve heard worse excuses to eat red meat and get head, so I’m 100% on board with Steak and Blowjob Day.

    Last Steak and Blowjob Day, we showed you how to make the perfect steak and give a great blowjob. So this year here are the steps to convincing your significant other that Steak and Blowjob Day is a real thing:  Continue Reading

    March 13, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 6108

  • A Valentine’s Day Surprise From Spencer Scott and Twisty’s

    spencer cover A Valentines Day Surprise From Spencer Scott and Twistys

    Spencer Scott

    No one wants to spend Valentine’s Day alone.

    Thankfully, the good people at Twisty’s have provided us with a little, last minute Valentine’s Day surprise…

    It’s Spencer Scott nude and being sexy!

    Somehow, Twisty’s knew that all you wanted for Valentine’s Day was a busty blonde as hot as Spencer Scott. So they went out and got Spencer Scott for you. Isn’t that nice of them?

    There are plenty more hot babes waiting to be your Valentine at Twisty’s, so make sure you visit to see more.

    But now onto our vicarious Valentine, Ms Spencer Scott!  Continue Reading

    February 14, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 4454

  • Top 10 Things To Do If You’re Alone On Valentine’s Day

    valentines day alone Top 10 Things To Do If Youre Alone On Valentines Day

    Happy Valentine’s Day!

    Valentine’s Day sucks.

    It sucks when you’re in a couple but it especially sucks when you’re single because you’re alone. At least when you’re dating someone, you’re both having a miserable Valentine’s Day together.

    So yeah, Valentine’s Day sucks. But at least it only lasts 24 hours! That’s why if you’re feeling a little blue on Valentine’s Day, you can do one of these 10 things because this is the TOP 10 THINGS TO DO IF YOU’RE ALONE ON VALENTINE’S DAY.   Continue Reading

    February 13, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 3701

  • A Special Valentine’s Day Infographic by

    As you all know, I’m not big on Valentine’s Day. I prefer to celebrate Galentine’s Day. Galentine’s Day is celebrated on February 13th by getting all your female friends together and having a big party in the spirit of friendship. No cards, no flowers, just single women saying, “Chico, get out of here!” It truly is the greatest holiday.

    What was I talking about again? Oh yeah! Valentine’s Day.

    Yes, I’m not big on Valentine’s Day and to help me understand the hype, I asked you guys a couple of questions about Valentine’s Day. 3,000 votes later, a friend of the blog made this infographic in hopes of explaining how people feel about Valentine’s Day.  Continue Reading

    February 13, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Sex News • Views: 1685

  • Make A Condom Bouquet This Valentine’s Day!

    rosecondom 600x399 Make A Condom Bouquet This Valentines Day!

    Nothing says, “Let’s fuck” like a bouquet of condoms

    Buying a bouquet of flowers is a Valentine’s Day staple, but since no one buys flowers for any occasion other than Valentine’s Day or funerals, it’s tough to know which flowers to buy especially because flowers all have different meanings.

    Just look at roses! Every single color of rose has its own meaning. A single red rose means, “I love you.” Pink roses mean, “Thank you.” Yellow roses mean, “Joy.”

    Since a new study by showed us earlier this week that two-thirds of men and 30 percent of women would rather have hot, passionate sex on Valentine’s Day rather than get a gift, you need a bouquet of flowers that say, “Let’s Fuck.” And nothing says, “Let’s Fuck” like a bouquet of condoms.

    All you need is green pipe cleaners, colored tape, condoms, and this demo video on how to make a bouquet of condoms:

    Giving your sweetheart a bouquet of condoms will not only impress your significant other (because everyone loves a homemade gift) but you’ll also be well prepared for the marathon of hot, passionate sex you’re about to have.

    Just two things to remember.

    #1. Make sure the condom hasn’t ripped or been punctured in the construction process before you use it.

    #2. Think of me when you’re reaching for a condom from the bouquet and having the best Valentine’s Day sex of your life.

    Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

    February 13, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 596

  • Valentine’s Day Advice From Adult Stars

    pornstar valentines day advice Valentines Day Advice From Adult Stars

    Valentine’s Day advice you can trust

    Isn’t Valentine’s Day just the worst?

    Every year we’re forced to pull ourselves out of our seasonal affective disorder-slumps and do something romantic the one (or ones) we love. It sounds nice in theory, but doing something romantic is mostly just second-guessing yourself and stressing. Any idea you have will always end up being too cheesy, too obvious, too sleazy, too selfish, etc.

    What the heck are you supposed to do?

    Lucky for us, CraveOnline went down to AVN to ask adult superstars Sophie Dee, Jessa Rhodes, Teagan Presley, Tanya Tate, and more for Valentine’s Day advice. Who knows more about sex, seduction, and romance than your favorite pornstars? If you don’t think pornstars are experts on sex, seduction, and romance then please leave right now.

    The rest of you that know pornstars have valuable Valentine’s Day advice to give, enjoy this video!

    Ahhh pornstars. Is there any dilemma in life that can’t be solved by pornstars? I highly doubt that there is.

    Heed their words and you’re guaranteed to have a great Valentine’s Day.

    Don’t forget to take’s Super Sexy Valentine’s Day Survey!

    February 11, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1013

  •’s Super Sexy Valentine’s Day Survey

    Hey guys. I have a question for you. Where’s the love?

    You might have heard that Valentine’s Day 2014 is this Friday (February 14th, 2014). Having seen many Valentine’s Days come and go, I’ve come to accept that Valentine’s Day is a very divisive holiday. Some people have been dying to shower their sweetheart with gifts and affection since Christmas. And in some extreme cases, couples are breaking up only to get back together after Friday so that they can skip Valentine’s Day.

    Personally, I see Valentine’s Day as a day like any other. On Valentine’s Day, I will wake up at noon, quietly get dressed, collect my things, and hope to God that the strange woman I just slept doesn’t wake up or ever call me.

    As you can see, I’m not big on the holiday. That’s why I have a bunch of questions about Valentine’s Day so that I can get a better idea of what my wonderful readers think of Valentine’s Day and how you plan to celebrate (or not).   Continue Reading

    February 10, 2014 • Polls • Views: 1038

  • + Caro’s Erotic Jewellery Contest Finalists!

    Last week, we asked you to send us the story of How You Met Your Valentine for a chance to win one of two amazing pieces of erotic jewellery courtesy of Caro’s Erotic Jewellery.

    And while we got 100’s of amazing Valentine stories, unfortunately we could only pick two finalists.

    So are you ready to read how are finalists met their Valentine’s?  Continue Reading

    February 7, 2014 • Polls • Views: 849

  • + Caro’s Erotic Jewellery: A Valentine’s Day Contest

    caros sexcom + Caros Erotic Jewellery: A Valentines Day Contest


    Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and normally that would mean it’s time to start thinking of cool, romantic gifts to give your sweetheart.

    This year, however, and Caro’s Prestige Erotic Jewellery have you covered.

    We’re giving away two pieces of Caro’s Prestige Erotic Jewellery that will ensure you have an incredible Valentine’s Day.

    Would you like to see what you could win?   Continue Reading

    January 30, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 961

  • Top 6 Sex Toys For Valentine’s Day

    Terrible news! Valentine’s Day is coming up soon!

    That means it’s time for you to get off your butt and do something special.

    Normally people like to celebrate Valentine’s Day with a fancy dinner or a night in a penthouse suite. Or at least I think so. I don’t know.

    Continue Reading

    January 27, 2014 • TOP 10's, Toys • Views: 2441