Victoria’s Secret

  • The Highlights from This Year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

    The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show aired last night and if you’re like me, you completely forgot that the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was a thing.

    If my teenage self knew that I didn’t know about an hour of television featuring supermodels sporting lingerie, he would be livid. But then I’d explain to him that in the future, we have something called the internet, which allows us free access to porn pictures and porn videos whenever we want so we no longer have to steal the Victoria’s Secret catalogue from the neighbor’s mailbox for fap material. Then we’d high-five. Then we’d make-out.

    So if you have a serious case of FOMO, do not fear! These are the highlights from this Year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.  Continue Reading

    December 10, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 4558

  • Barbara Palvin Nude In Marie Claire Italy

    Barbara Palvin is a 20 year-old Hungarian fashion model whose new nude photos further blur the line between fashion and porn.

    Seriously, if someone had told me that these new Barbara Palvin nude photos were from her Met-Art debut, I’d believe it. But that’s just the state of fashion nowadays.

    Remember that game, Fashion or Porn? Well if these new Barbara Palvin nude photos had been included into its system, I bet they’d cause a whole lot of confusion.

    Ultimately, I think the reason fashion and porn are so hard to differentiate between is because they’re basically the same thing. Fashion is obviously more acceptable and self-important than porn, but just look at the etymology of the word pornography. Pornography comes from the Greek “pornographos” which translates to “writing about prostitutes.” Obviously it’s easy to make a connection between pornstars and prostitutes, since they’re both having sex for money (and a lot of pornstars also escort to make ends meat).

    But if we look at the etymology for the word “prostitute”, we see that the origin is from the Latin  “prostitut“, which means “exposed publicly, offered for sale.” Wouldn’t it be fair to assume that all models, adult and fashion, are exposed publicly and offered for sale? Adult models sell their sexuality for purposes of arousal, whereas fashion models sell their sexuality, youth, unrealistic beauty, and to a lesser extent arousal for the sake of a brand or conglomerate. Did I just blow your mind or is this the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard?

    That’s how I see it anyways. Which is exactly why this blog loves hot fashion models like Barbara Palvin as much as any pornstar. They’re both selling arousal, but the fashion models are doing it with more subversion.

    Speaking of arousal, all this philosophizing must be a huge turn-off. Allow me to make it up to you by offering these Barbara Palvin nude photos from Marie Claire Italy:

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    Goodness gracious. Barbara Palvin sure is gorgeous! Thank God fashion and porn are basically the same thing.

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    April 18, 2014 • BABES • Views: 55517

  • Elsa Hosk: A Nude Introduction


    Elsa Hosk

    Are you guys familiar with Swedish Victoria’s Secret model Elsa Hosk? I thought that maybe you guys would know Elsa Hosk because Victoria Secret models are all somewhat famous. Or at least they used to be in the era when the Victoria’s Secret catalogue was the only available masturbation material.

    I love Elsa Hosk for two reasons.

    #1. She was a professional basketball player in Sweden before becoming a model.

    Sadly, the Swedish women’s basketball league is not on par with the WNBA and therefore her Swedish basketball career wouldn’t have taken her very far (though that’s just an assumption, I choose to believe that Elsa was the Swedish women’s basketball league equivalent of Kevin Durant). However, she’s said that the rigorous practices and travel helped her prepare for the physical and travelling demands that come with being a professional model. Which leads me to the second reason why I love Elsa Hosk…

    #2. She’s a supermodel that isn’t afraid to get nude for the camera.

    In particular, these new photos of Elsa Hosk from photographer Andreas Kock (lol) are absolutely stunning. If you think you can handle seeing a total knock-out of a woman like Elsa Hosk wearing nothing but heels, fur coats, lingerie, and occasionally a merkin, then look at these pics!

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    February 11, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 6854

  • We Almost Got a Maryna Linchuk Nip Slip


    Maryna Linchuk

    Above this text is a picture of supermodel Maryna Linchuk.

    You may remember Maryna Linchuk from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show and sexy advertisements for haute couture fashion brands.


    Maryna Linchuk was in St. Barts this weekend, stripping out of her bikini on the beach and changing into another outfit. Obviously, this is the prime situation for paparazzi to snap a Maryna Linchuk nip slip, thereby satisfying millions of people dying to see Maryna Linchuk topless.

    However, our chance at seeing this Belarusian babe topless was ruthlessly ruined by her personal boob holder! Just take a look at Maryna Linchuk’s almost nip slip: Continue Reading

    January 23, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 3511

  • Cara Delevingne Instagrams Twerking Backstage At Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show


    Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

    Last night I decided to take a break from scrolling through the millions of babes pinned to boards to see what sexiness the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show had to offer.

    You’d think that Taylor Swift and the Victoria’s Secret angels would satisfy my need to see sexy babes but it was pretty boring. Every year I forget that the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is first and foremost a fashion show and not a couple hours of lingerie porn.

    Yes, it’s some of the hottest women in the world walking down the catwalk in hardly any clothing, but the whole production element of it just ruins it for me. I’m a sexy-snob, sorry.

    But I don’t feel like my evening was wasted watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show thanks to what Cara Delevingne instagrammed back stage. Take a look at what I’m talking about:  Continue Reading

    December 11, 2013 • BABES • Views: 8404

  • I Want To Marry Doutzen Kroes


    Doutzen Kroes

    Question: Is Victoria’s Secret’s bridal lingerie only for brides? Can it be worn by women who don’t plan on marrying you?

    If it is reserved for brides, I guess I have no choice but to marry Doutzen Kroes, the stunning model showing off her impeccable body in bridal lingerie. Have a look:


    Yes. This is what I want. I must marry Doutzen Kroes.

    November 28, 2013 • BABES • Views: 1467

  • Miranda Kerr is Single!

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    Miranda Kerr: Single and ready to mingle

    After three years of marriage, Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have decided to call it quits.

    The two most attractive people to ever come out of Commonwealth countries have apparently been separated for the past few months and now they have decided to formalize their separation.

    So Miranda Kerr is now single. What does this mean for you?

    Well, if you’re the luckiest man (or woman) in the whole wide world, you might just be able to date Miranda Kerr!

    According to Power FM (some radio station in Australia), the way to Miranda Kerr’s heart is through a romantic dinner. But as a Nichiren Buddhist and supermodel, Miranda Kerr maintains a strict diet of steamed vegetables, fresh fruit, fish, and coconut oil on everything. So if you don’t like steamed vegetables, fresh fruit, fish, or coconut oil and you want to date Miranda Kerr, you better start acquiring a taste for all of that crap. Otherwise, you’re screwed.

    Whatever you do, don’t refer to Miranda Kerr as “Baby” or be rude to her. That’s an immediate turn-off for her.

    And as far as seduction goes, she told The Daily telegraph ‘You know, to unbutton one button at a time …’ So, take it slow!

    Unfortunately, that’s all the tips I have for dating Miranda Kerr.

    To further motivate you to woo Miranda Kerr, here are some pictures to remind you just how beautiful and sexy this single lady is:


    October 25, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1850

  • Sexy Awards by Victoria’s Secret

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    Behati Prinsloo is sexy

    If you’re in the lingerie business, it’s probably a good idea to make yourself an authority on what is sexy.

    For the Victoria’s Secret 2013 Spring and Summer collection, the lingerie giant has asked the question “What Is Sexy?” While they have provided a bunch of answers to sell their different products such as, “Sexy is…a smoky cat eye for day. Or night.” or “Sexy is…an allover golden glow–that comes from a bottle,” they also released the 2013 What Is Sexy? List, which rewarded several different sexy celebrities for what they’re sexiest at.

    Let’s check out the list now:   Continue Reading

    May 15, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2400

  • Miranda Kerr, Lingerie Sex Pot

    Babe of the Day: Miranda Kerr

    Babe of the Day: Miranda Kerr

    Yesterday, it was announced that Miranda Kerr‘s wings had been clipped. Not literally, of course. Her Victoria’s Secret wings.

    According to several sources, Victoria’s Secret chose not to renew Miranda Kerr‘s contract as a Victoria’s Secret angel.

    Seeing that Miranda Kerr is now a free agent, it was only natural to make her… Babe of the Day. Continue Reading

    April 11, 2013 • BABES • Views: 2571

  • Victoria’s Secret Swim 2013 Sneak Peek

    15 seconds of the best softcore porn you’ll see all weekend featuring mega-babes Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Lais Ribeiro, Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton and Karlie Kloss.

    Victoria’s Secret never ceases to amaze.

    January 4, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 646