The men behind viral video machine Simple Pickup have finally figured out how to get women to riding sybians in public.
For those of you that don’t know, a sybian is a sex toy that was designed in the late 1980’s has been known to give women very intense orgasms. Basically, it’s a saddle that women strandle which contains a gearbox speed reducer, and mechanism connected to a rod that protrudes from a hole in the top centre.
Now, I know that description doesn’t sound like sybians are very much fun, but it stimulates the clitoris…so it’s fun. In case you don’t believe me, you can watch some videos of babes riding sybians on Sex.com: Sybians on Sex.com.
For years, I’ve been bringing one of my old sybians down to the beach, politely asking strange women to ride the sybian. Strangely enough, no woman took me up on the offer and I have since been banned from going anywhere near the beach.
What I’ve learned from Simple Pickup is that if you want women to ride your sybian, you just have to tell them it’s for charity!
For every second that a girl stayed on the Sybian, they donated $5 to the prevention of female circumcision, straight to a charity called The Orchid Project.
Oh the things people will do for charity. Let’s watch what happens when girls ride a sybian in public for the sake of charity:
Good job Simple Pickup. Not only did you contribute to the fight against female circumcision, but more importantly you’ve taught us that most women will do anything for charity.
So the next time you’re lady is withholding sex from you, try donating $5 to The Orchid Project for every minute you have sex.
Also ladies, start withholding sex until your man offers to start donating to The Orchid Project.