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  • Finally! A Sex Toy Specifically for Widows!

    Dutch inventor Mark Sturkenboom has come up with a new sex toy that finally allows widows to cope with the grief and sexual frustration that comes with their partners passing away.

    The sex toy is called 21 Grams and we don’t know whether it’s a genius idea or the creepiest thing that’s ever appeared on this free sex blog.  Continue Reading

    April 28, 2015 • Sex, Toys • Views: 4165

  • Woman Undergoes Surgery For A Third Breast

    No, there’s nothing wrong with your screen. No, this is not some silly photoshop prank. The picture of the three breasted woman you see at the beginning of this post is the real deal.

    Jasmine Tridevil, a Floridian massage therapist, allegedly saved up $20,000 over the course of two years to get an extra boob. Though her struggle for a third breast wasn’t all financial. She apparently met with between 50 and 60 surgeons, but none of them would perform the surgery to add a third breast as they would be violating ethics codes. Finally, one surgeon agreed to give her a third breast as long as she signed a nondisclosure agreement (thus protecting the surgeon from any professional outcry).

    Her third breast was constructed in the middle of her chest with a silicone implant and skin tissue cut from her abdomen. The surgeon was unable to make an artificial areola, so Jasmine Tridevil did the next best thing and got an areola tattooed on.

    But why did she have a third breast created?  Continue Reading

    September 22, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 6977

  • Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

    Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

    Happy Steak and Blowjob Day!

    Did you know that today, March 14th, is Steak and Blowjob Day?

    I understand if you didn’t know because Steak and Blowjob Day is a relatively new holiday, which needs to be celebrated if it’s ever going to take off.

    So why do we celebrate Steak and Blowjob Day? Continue Reading

    March 14, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 2034

  • Introducing the Home Dildo Maker!

    In part 4 of our Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we told you about the Clone-A-Willy kit that lets you make dildo out of a real live penis.

    But really, do you really want to use a replica of the same boring old penis that struggles to get you off? Am I right, ladies?

    Well, thankfully Francesco Morackini has created the world’s first Dildo Maker so you can make cool new dildos right in your own home!

    Dildo Maker

    Dildo Maker

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    February 22, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3234

  • Valentine’s Gift Guide (part 5) – Oral Sex

    Almost there.

    Just two days away from Valentine’s Day.

    If you haven’t gotten your sweetheart anything, I have bad news for you…

    It’s too late. You’ll never find a good present because everything’s been bought. The only thing you can do now is start thinking of times you didn’t forget Valentine’s Day as a counterpoint for the big fight you’re about to have.

    Really though, it doesn’t matter. So you missed Valentine’s Day? There will be one next year! And to make sure you don’t get sent into the doghouse next Valentine’s Day, we’ve got an amazing gift idea for you and your sweetheart.

    Oral sex enhancers!

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    February 12, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1663

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 4) – DIY Dildos

    Oh no.

    We’re less than a week from Valentine’s Day.

    The worst part about Valentine’s Day must be seeing couples do romantic things. It’s a painful reminder that you’ve never loved anyone. The only reason that you even see anyone at all is to satisfy your sexual appetite.

    But the second worst part is definitely the shopping. Shopping is hard no matter what the occasion is. But this ain’t just any occasion. It’s Valentine’s Day. If your present stinks, you could go without sex for months! Which is totally unfair, by the way.

    To save your sex life, we here at have taken it upon ourselves to provide the best possible gift suggestion this Valentine’s Day. That’s why we’re back with the fourth installment of’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide.

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    February 8, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1829

  • Valentine’s Day Gift Guide (part 3) – Fake Girlfriends

    It is now officially Valentine’s Day shopping crunch time.

    Football has ended.

    Part 1 and Part 2 of’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide have been online for almost a week.

    You have no more excuses. You have all the tools to make Valentine’s Day great.

    I’m sure a lot of you are single and couldn’t care less about celebrating Valentine’s Day or shopping for Valentine’s Day because the holiday is a reminder that you will be alone forever.

    Well, in Part 3 of’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide, we’ve found the perfect gift for all the singles in the world…

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    February 4, 2013 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 992

  • Oral Sex Assassin

    Watch out when you're going may never come back up...

    Watch out when you’re going down…you may never come back up…

    The Mirror reported today that a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him with oral sex.

    Let me just clear this up right away because it’s important. This is NOT a case of death by blowjob. I think I speak for most men when I say that if someone tried to kill me by sucking my dick I would not sue them.

    Instead of suing, I would encourage them to keep trying to kill me by blowjob every single day, maybe two or three times a day on weekends, until I finally died.

    No, a Brazilian woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by asking him to perform oral sex on her.

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    January 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 3445

  • Sex & masturbation miracle cures

    Move over antihistamines.

    Getting stuffed up is never fun. All humans like to breathe, it’s one of the few things we all have in common. And when your nose gets clogged up with mucus, it’s a real pain in the neck.

    However, neurologist Sina Zarrintan may have figured out a way to make congestion much more fun. Apparently, the best thing to do for clear nostrils when suffering from a cold or hay-fever is to have sex.

    And if you can’t have sex, masturbation is just as good.

    Believe it or not, sex and or masturbation are the miracle cures we’ve been waiting for!

    But how?

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    January 7, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 779

  • 69-Fail lands woman in jail

    Artists rendering of typical American 69 sex position

    A Florida woman was arrested last week after beating her boyfriend for unsatisfying oral sex.

    Jeannie Scott, 50, was 69ing with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Jilberto Deleon, 32, at his home on December 27th. Sounds like a perfectly pleasant way to spend an evening. Sure, they’re old and from Florida but 69ing is fun!

    But it turned bad when Deleon finished first and stop pleasuring his lady. As all the ladies reading this blog may expect, she got angry, they started arguing, then started punching and scratching him.

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    January 2, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1182

  • Christmas Gift Guide: Musical Vibrators!

    Christmas. It really is the greatest time of year.

    For only a few more days, the government will be lifting its embargo on Egg Nog and you can throw out all those gallons of milk you bought yesterday. You can now live in sweet ecstasy, slurping back a thick cup of Nog. Some people like to put a little rum in it…

    …it’s a good way to keep nice and warm ;).

    There is one catch. You have to buy expensive and thoughtful presents while you’re out buying Egg Nog. AND NO, Egg Nog is not an expensive and thoughtful present. It’s cheap and lazy and very delicious.

    What is there to buy other than Egg Nog? Don’t worry, we’ve found the perfect gifts this Christmas and we’re proud to share them with you in part three of’s Christmas Gift Guide!

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    December 13, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1377

  •’s Christmas Gift Guide – (Part 1)

    Bad news, everyone. It’s Christmas time…again.

    As many of you already know, Christmas is great. It’s a time when everyone comes together to celebrate the President of the United States’s birthday. There’s food, there’s music, there’s Die Hard. What more could you ask for from a holiday?

    Oh but the shopping! It’s too hard! How are you supposed to know what to get anyone for Christmas?

    Well don’t worry, has you covered. would like to introduce the first installment of our Christmas Gift Guide. Sporadically from now until Christmas, we’ll be finding the perfect gifts for this holiday season.

    So finish tying your traditional Christmas noose and see our must-have gifts for this Christmas!

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    December 6, 2012 • Reviews, Toys • Views: 1037