“Recapture your vagina’s youth so you can feel tight and wanted again” is the slogan for just one of several vaginal shrink creams available on the market today. Everyone likes a tight pussy, but not like this. Not like this… Continue Reading
(In the interest of not being accused of click-baiting you, I’ll let you know right now that the woman who had a sex toy stuck inside of her is not the woman pictured above. It’s just a hot picture courtesy of MasturbationFun on Sex.com.)
A 38-year old Scottish woman walked in to a hospital last week only to discover that a sex toy had been lodged in her vagina for the last decade.
Yes. You read that correctly. I’ll repeat it just in case you don’t believe me.
A 38-year old Scottish woman walked in to a hospital last week only to discover that a sex toy had been lodged in her vagina for the last decade. 10 years! She’s had a sex toy stuck in her vagina for the last 10 years!
STV News reports that the woman sought medical attention after contracting sepsis. Sepsis is a potentially fatal condition in which the body fends off infection by releasing chemicals into the bloodstream. While the chemicals the body releases fight the infection, they also trigger inflammation that can cause organ damage and potentially organ failure.
The woman had also been suffering from fatigue, shaking, dramatic weight loss and incontinence. When doctors at the Aberdeen Royal Infirmary were diagnosing the woman, they just so happened to find a five-inch object (sex toy) protruding into the woman’s bladder from her vagina. When asked, “What the fuck?” by the doctors, the woman recalled that she had once used a sex toy during a sexual encounter and never removed it…10 years ago.
Fortunately, the doctors were able to remove the decade-old sex toy surgically and repair the internal damage it did.
So let this be a reminder to anyone that’s lost sex toys recently to check your vagina. It could be lodged against your bladder and it could be up there for 10 years without you knowing. It is remarkable to me that only when she was near-death did she remember what happened to that old sex toy.
Be safe out there guys! Keep track of your sex toys! Don’t let your body hog them![h/t: STV News]
If there’s one thing I know about teens, it’s that they’re totally down to fuck anything. I know this not only from Sex.com’s Teen category but from my own experiences as a teenager sticking my dick into literally anything with a hole.
A teen known on the internet as @VERSACEPOPTARTS first became internet-famous for tweeting a picture of himself putting his dick through a box of Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts.
He followed up that effort by sharing a Vine video of himself having sex with a Hot Pocket. The footage of got him banned from Vine and Twitter. He was also blocked by the official Hot Pockets Twitter.
Though he’s gone from Vine and Twitter, @VERSACEPOPTARTS has no regrets:
But the real question is…what was it like to fuck a Hot Pocket?
“Yeah, I would definitely recommend it, if you’re lonely. I wouldn’t recommend putting it on Vine, but I’d recommend fuckin’ a Hot Pocket probably. It wasn’t bad. It’s messy, though,” he told First We Feast. “I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot. I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.'”
At least he used protection.
So there you go! If you’re feeling lonely this weekend, you can always fuck a Hot Pocket.
If you’re not sold on the idea of fucking a Hot Pocket, just remember that fucking a Hot Pocket is probably a lot safer and more fun than eating a Hot Pocket.
An auction for a private one-hour webcam session with Kink.com director Mistress Madeline has ended at $42,000.
Yes, FORTY-TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR AN HOUR LONG WEBCAM SESSION. Continue Reading
Is your sex life against the law?
I hope for your own sake that it’s not because anyone who gets convicted of a sexual crime goes to prison with a big bullseye on their back. Seriously, people convicted of sexual crimes are fair game to be beaten to death in prison.
You may think your sex life is perfectly legal, but iO9 painstakingly reviewed all the laws and made this map of weirdest sex laws in the United States. Please review to ensure that your sex life isn’t illegal: Continue Reading
Did you know that today, July 31st is National Orgasm Day?
I sure didn’t know!
Normally to celebrate such as occasion, I would just throw together some orgasm pictures or orgasm videos (which you can still see by clicking those words). Instead, I’d like share some bizarre orgasms facts.
After all the more you know about orgasms, the it is easier make them happen (for yourself and your partner).
Ok! Weird orgasm facts! Here we go! Continue Reading
Have you met the world’s only mother-daughter pornstar duo, the Sexxxtons?
Jessica Sexxxton (56) and Monica Sexxxton (22) are mother and daughter. They’re also pornstars that shoot scenes together. But it’s not incest. As Jessica Sexxxton explains, “We don’t have a problem doing two-on-one. We will have sex with one man, but not interact with each other.”
Jessica Sexxxton noted that this is sometimes difficult to do, but Monica Sexxxton reassured everyone that “our lips never touch” during filming. If they’re lips never touch, then it’s not weird.
Oh wait…it’s a mother and daughter doing porn together. Yep. It’s still fucking weird.
Having abandoned any notion of good taste or judgement a long time ago, the Sexxxtons are now embarking on a nation-wide search to find a father and son duo willing to shoot a porn video with them because it just wasn’t weird enough before. Continue Reading
If there’s one thing that we at the Sex.com Blog love it’s butts.
Songs about butts with hilarious and sexy music videos are a close second to butts in general.
Let’s check out all the ass shaking. Continue Reading
Do you worry that the youth of today are too obsessed with “hooking up” and that it’s destroying human intimacy?
First of all, mind your own goddamn business and let the youth of today live their lives.
Second of all, according to the new Great Sex Survey by Durex, “hooking up” is NBD, which is how young people say No Big Deal.
Allow me to explain… Continue Reading
I’m going to be completely honest with you guys for a second…sex dolls scare the shit out of me.
Anyways, I saw something on the internet about sex dolls that scared the shit out of me even more!
It’s called the Ballon Knot… Continue Reading