Well there’s no need to feel self-conscious or ashamed of your tiny penis any more (other than in change rooms or big penis competitions)! A new study has found reason to believe that it’s not our tiny penises that’s the problem giving women orgasms, it’s actually their tiny clitorises! Read more…
Ever since I started answering your sex questions, the question I get asked the most is, “How do I attract a woman?”
Obviously, it’s an important question and truthfully I don’t know how to attract women. I’d love to help you all attract women but I can’t explain how I do it. You see, I’ve been graced with a beautiful face and naturally clear, soft skin. So if I were to try and answer the “How do I attract a woman?” question, the only advice I’d be able to give is:
- Be handsome
- Be cool
I know being handsome and cool will attract women but I can’t teach you how to be handsome or cool.
So you were S out of luck until now.
I think I’ve finally figured out why people love New Year’s Eve so much.
You see, most people don’t get black-out drunk and have sex every day like me. They have to wait until New Year’s Eve to let go of all their inhibitions to finally make mistakes and do irreparable harm to their bodies.
There are two attitudes to take going in to a New Year’s Eve. You’re either pleased with the past year and looking forward to more success or you totally blew it and you’re depressed. Either way, you get a group of happy drunk or sad drunk people in a room together, somebody’s going to get laid.
So without any more preamble, I’d like to tell you men all about the women you’ll meet on New Year’s Eve and how you can have sex with them. Read more…
Wouldn’t it be great if you had a computer chip implanted into your brain that could guide you through life? Unfortunately, that kind of technology is only available in dystopian futures, right?
Well the computer chip brain implant is still a few years away but in the meantime New York-based tech company, Infinity Augmented Reality, is working on augmented reality glasses that will run your life.
Finally you’ll be able to do cool things like play pool, drive a car, ride a bike, and pick-up women! Because we’ve never been able to do any of those things without the help of a computer.
Just watch Infinity AR’s promo video to see how you might be able to use augmented reality to pick up women in the near future: Read more…
BREAKING NEWS: Women watch porn!
Ok, that’s not really breaking news, everyone knows that women watch porn (at least I hope you know). But there’s something coming to America that should facilitate women watching porn. It’s a 24/7 porn for women channel called Dusk and here’s what you need to know about it. Read more…
Everyone knows that sex sells. But then again, 600 years ago everyone knew that the world was flat. The thing about universal truths like “the Earth is flat” or “sex sells” is that eventually they become untrue and it takes a while for people to catch on. So I’m asking you, does sex still sell?
According to a new study published in the journal of the Association for Psychological Science, women don’t respond well to sexy advertisements, unless the sexy ads are for a product or service that is “superior and expensive.” Read more…
If you saw yesterday’s post Why Straight Girls Love Lesbian Porn, you know that straight men aren’t totally opposed to giving women head, but they’re unwilling to perform oral sex on women because they’re afraid they’ll be bad at it.
Classic men, so stupid.
Obviously no one wants to be bad at sex in any of its forms, but the only way you’ll ever get good is through trial and error. You have to give lots of head and try new things if you want to be known for your pussy eating abilities. So when the opportunity arises, no matter how confident you are in your ability to give a woman head, you have to try.
But before you start going down on any woman with enough patience to let you perfect your pussy eating skills, I’d like to get you started with a tip to giving women better head. Ready? To give women better head, all you need to do is have some variety.
I think the most common mistake men make when giving a woman head is that they don’t lick with any creativity. Obviously licking an erogenous zone like the vagina is pleasurable, but if it’s just a straight up and down with the tongue it can get boring. Monotony and sex never works.
So now that you know the importance of variety, here are some licking variations you can try to give women better head. Read more…
Hold on to your butts because I’m about to drop some serious knowledge on you…STRAIGHT WOMEN LIKE PORN.
Of course, the porn you watch is a very individual thing, but for the most part, straight women prefer lesbian porn.
The reason I think straight women prefer watching lesbian over say blowjob porn or anal porn is because there are no men. As soon as a man enters a porn movie, the focus becomes his pleasure. Guys, this may shock you, but sticking your penis into every available orifice of a woman’s body for a rough pounding isn’t something that appeals to most women. That includes their personal sex lives and the porn they watch. What’s shown in most porn is the male notion of pleasure and it’s just work for women. Except for in lesbian porn.
In lesbian porn, there are no men (obviously). In their absence, the focus is solely on women receiving pleasure. Because that’s all porn is right? We want to see people receiving sexual pleasure and live vicariously through them while we masturbate. Right? So if there is no correct representation of female sexual pleasure in any other porn but lesbian porn, why wouldn’t it appeal to straight women?
But hey, what do I know? I’m just a regular, old pornography and sex expert. Let’s hear why straight girls love lesbian porn from a bunch of well-known lesbian vloggers:
Oh boy, not this again.
Straight guys, are you really afraid to go down on straight girls? I can understand not wanting to be bad at it. I’ll write-up some new cunnilingus tips to help you. But seriously, if you are afraid to give head, grow a pair and get down there. It’s almost 2014, you should be OK giving head to a sexy lady.
Maybe it’s just me, but for me sex is synonymous with regret. If you ever have the misfortune of seeing my naked body, you’ll understand exactly what I mean.
But I’ve always been curious to know what people regret most about their sex lives. Thankfully a new study from the University of Texas and the University of California, Los Angeles has found out what men and women regret most about sex. And the results are going to shock the pants off of you. Read more…
I feel sorry for all those single guys online trying to get dates with Asian women. Little do they know that Asian women are the most sought after, thus the competition for a date with an Asian woman must be fierce.
Online dating site Are You Interested? analyzed over 2.4 million interactions on their site and found that Asian women are the most likely to get a message from a man of any race, except Asian.
AYI also found that white men are the most pursued by women of all races, except black women. And unfortunately, black women are the least likely to get a message from anyone.
Hm…interesting. Why are black women so unpopular? Do you think maybe men are afraid that once they hook-up with a black woman, their options will be limited for life because they can never go back to not dating a black woman?
Well, these new findings from AYI have got me in the mood to experiment.
Here’s the experiment.
Close your eyes and imagine your perfect woman.
Now tell me, what race is she?
Thanks for voting!
Experiment over. Resume masturbating to something on Sex.com.
Sex is complicated. No one understands that better than me. That’s why if you have a question about sex, I’m prepared to answer your questions with sexpert sex advice in this special Sex.com Blog feature, Chico’s Sex Advice.
Today’s question comes from a loyal Sex.com Blog pawn by the name of Millie.
“Hi Chico. First I have to tell you I like u so much. And I want to know how can I have a girl for friendship and love?”
First I have to tell you that I like you so much Millie!
Now, how can you get a girl for friendship and love? Read more…
A decade ago, one in eight women said that they aspired to have a “pornstar body”.
That means big fake boobs, thin waist, exaggerated ass, etc. You’ve all seen pornstars before, you know what I mean.
A new study has found that women aren’t aspiring to have the pornstar body anymore. Only one in two hundred women said that they still want to the big boobs and minuscule waist.
Young women are saying that the pornstar body is “tacky and dated” and describing it as “overhyped, oversexed and demeaning”.
This image of pornstars (I’m talking huge boobs, blonde hair, and tiny waist) is even dated within the adult industry. In fact, if you were to calculate the average of every pornstar in the adult industry to create the “generic pornstar” you would get a brunette with size 34B boobs. But you can read more about that in this article:
In addition to rejecting the pornstar body, more women are finding the plus-sized look or BBW‘s more attractive (up from 1.5% to 3%) and they’re also rejecting the super thin Kate Moss-look. Only 7% feel the pin-thin figure is attractive.
So with the pornstar body and super-thin figure falling out of favor and the plus-sized body slowly gaining ground, what body types do women find the most attractive?
There are two:
- Fit not thin
- The “Soft Body”
What exactly are the features of these two new sexiest body types? Well, allow me to explain them to you. Read more…
Before Holly Randall was the world’s best erotic photographer, she wrote a column for Sex.com. Because Holly Randall isn’t just a beautiful woman and talented photographer, she’s also a great writer!
Holly’s been kind enough to dig up some of her old pieces and let us re-share them with the internet.
Today, Holly Randall has taken some time off from shooting the best erotic photos for Playboy, Twisty’s, and HollyRandall.com to talk about the difficulties of dating with a broken gaydar.
He was my type: tall, skinny, intellectual, and a bit shy. He was also slightly punky, a testament to my high school years when I used to wear a lot of black and listen to Screeching Weasel and Minor Threat, and decided that dyeing my hair blue was a really good idea.
He was the teacher’s assistant in my Greek Mythology class at UCLA, and unlike the professor who tended to spit into his audience as he released his incredibly fiery diatribes, my crush remained quiet next to the projector screen. He was either reading his notes or pretending to be mildly amused by the professor’s enthusiasm on the subject of sympathetic magic and the importance of Lamellae plates in magic rituals. And I imagine he also noticed that the excitement produced an abundance of salvia (which has no choice but to be expelled somehow) in our learned professor’s mouth.
In group sessions, which were held once a week, I was his favorite. I must admit, I’m a bit of a teacher’s pet– I always sit in the front of the class, answer and ask questions, and arrive early. By the second week my professors always knew my name. This gorgeous TA always praised my essays, my literary interpretations, and my participation in discussions. I was sure he was hitting on me. I knew my professor did. Read more…