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  • Study Says Women Prefer Flab Over Abs

    According to a new study commissioned to mark the UK DVD release of Neighbours, starring Seth Rogen and Zac Efron, three out of four British women would choose a man with a great big gut over a perfectly chiseled muscle man.

    For those of you keeping score, that’s approximately 23 million British, Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish women that find six packs to be a TURN OFF. Meanwhile, 96% of women reported that they predict a date with a muscle-bound hunk to be a total waste of an evening.

    Let’s get one thing straight before you trade in your gym membership for a trough filled with ice cream: the results of this Seth Rogen sponsored study does not mean that women hate men with sinewy…toned…muscular…hot bodies. Hell, as a straight man, I can’t help but get hard thinking about Zac Efron and his hot abs (Seth Rogen has a good joke about it in Neighbors but I forget what it was. Can anyone even remember May 2014 anyway?).

    It’s more that women like the fantasy of muscular men but when it comes to real life, a flabby man is the way to go. Why? Because 74% of women in the survey said they’d feel self-conscious taking their clothes off in front of a Zac Efron-style Adonis. His discipline and commitment to making his body better in contrast with their own listlessness.

    You must have unshakeable confidence if you’re never self-conscious about your body. It happens to everyone because the society’s standard for the ideal body is not a realistic goal.

    Is it any wonder that women feel that a woman who doesn’t give a shit about his own appearance would be less critical of hers? Sadly, that’s not always the case. If you’re a fat slob of a man that doesn’t do anything to tend to himself while critiquing your partner’s appearance, go to Hell.

    So while the majority of women would choose Seth Rogen over Zac Efron, I’m curious to know how you guys feel about women.

    I think it’s fair to say that by in large, men are shallower than women. But that’s just my hypothesis! Prove me wrong!

    Why did I put that last option about having a huge dick in there? You’re all going to vote that your huge dick is the source of infinite confidence and it immediately makes you the most attractive man ever because men who read sex blogs feel the need to overcompensate. Sadly, having a big dick isn’t so great.

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    [h/t: The Daily Mail]

    September 10, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 7451

  • No Pain No Gain: Man’s Libido Not Affected by Pain

    You remember all of the times that a woman has claimed that she has a headache or isn’t feeling well so that she doesn’t have to have sex with you?

    Turns out she might not be fabricating a huge web of lies just to avoid the weird and startling sight of your naked body.

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    April 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 10748

  • Survey Says Men Prefer Virgins and Women Prefer Experienced Men

    A new international survey has confirmed what we’ve long suspected about the sexual preferences of men and women. Women like experienced lovers, whereas men prefer virgins. That shouldn’t be too surprising given the outrageous sums of money some men are willing to pay in those online virginity auctions that are all the rage.

    While both sexes wanted their partners to be fun-loving and energetic (as opposed to fun-hating and lazy? C’mon survey, what the fuck? Give us some interesting results. No one wants to date someone fun-hating and lazy…unless of course she’s the misery chick.), women were interested in men who were actively dating because they’re more comfortable and confident as partners.

    Meanwhile, men expressed a preference for the innocent “girl next door” type who had little or no sexual experience. NO WONDER MEN AND WOMEN HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME GETTING ALONG, RIGHT?

    It’s hard for me to take these results seriously for two reasons.

    1. Everyone lies about sex.

    2. If men prefer “girl next door” types with little or no sexual experience, then why are MILFs consistently popular?

    If you ask me, there’s nothing fun about having sex with a virgin. It’s clumsy and awkward and ultimately a huge disappointment for the virgin because sex has been so overhyped for her entire life. I suppose there are men in this world egotistical enough to want to be a woman’s first, because taking someone’s virginity allows you to think that they’ll remember you forever, which must help with some delusions of self-importance or immortality fantasies some men have.

    Or worse yet, maybe men prefer virgins because they are “purer” or “cleaner” than women with experience. If that’s how you think, then get over yourself. There’s nothing wrong with an experienced woman. If you’ve never had sex with an experienced woman, I’m willing to bet that you have no idea that you’re actually having terrible sex.

    So in short, us men have a lot to learn about our sexual partner preferences from women. Women, always a step ahead of men.

    If you’re a man that prefers virgins, please explain why in the comments.

    via AbpLive

    April 9, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 8616

  • Closing The Orgasm Gap: How To Make Women Cum During Casual Sex

    Now that women are having more casual sex, sex-scholars have discovered what they believe to be an “orgasm gap”.

    The orgasm gap theory basically states that women will enjoy about one orgasm for every three orgasms a man enjoys. According to a study by the Kinsey Institute, women are twice as likely to orgasm when they have sex with a sexual partner they’ve been in a long term relationship as opposed to a one night stand or casual sex. Meanwhile, men are twice as likely to orgasm during casual sex or a one night stand.

    So while we’re all having a lot of fun fucking whoever we want with no emotional connection or relationship to spoil the sex, the truth is that women are getting the short end of the dick stick. That ain’t right!

    But don’t worry ladies, you’re in luck. Social psychologist and sex educator Dr. Justin Lehmiller of The Psychology of Human Sexuality fame collect 13,484 responses from college-aged women in an online survey to determine what makes women orgasm when they’re having casual sex. And lucky for us, Dr. Lehmiller compiled all his findings in this handy infographic.

    Pay close attention if you want to help close the orgasm gap, or at the very least help the woman you’re having casual sex orgasm for once:  Continue Reading

    March 14, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Sex News • Views: 8529

  • SIZE DOES MATTER! Not Dick Size, But Clit Size

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    Orgasms!

    I’ve always known that penis size really doesn’t matter. And no matter how many men I tell that to, they’re still self-conscious and ashamed of their tiny penises.

    Well there’s no need to feel self-conscious or ashamed of your tiny penis any more (other than in change rooms or big penis competitions)! A new study has found reason to believe that it’s not our tiny penises that’s the problem giving women orgasms, it’s actually their tiny clitorises!   Continue Reading

    February 24, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2040

  • 75 Percent of Men Want Their Partners To Look Like Pornstars

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    Yup.

    Ladies porn magazine Cosmopolitan surveyed 4,000 men and 4,000 women to find out what they think about porn.  Continue Reading

    February 21, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 2888

  • 10 Things Men Do Subconsciously That Women Can’t Resist

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    Is anyone else surprised that sending dick pics isn’t one of the 10?

    Ever since I started answering your sex questions, the question I get asked the most is, “How do I attract a woman?”

    Obviously, it’s an important question and truthfully I don’t know how to attract women. I’d love to help you all attract women but I can’t explain how I do it. You see, I’ve been graced with a beautiful face and naturally clear, soft skin. So if I were to try and answer the “How do I attract a woman?” question, the only advice I’d be able to give is:

    1. Be handsome
    2. Be cool

    I know being handsome and cool will attract women but I can’t teach you how to be handsome or cool.

    So you were S out of luck until now.

    Female redditors have just revealed  the Top 10 things that men do subconsciously that women find SUPER ATTRACTIVE. So are you ready to find out what women find attractive?  Continue Reading

    January 22, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 5647

  • Rich Women Have The Best Sex

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    Is this what a rich woman looks like? Covered in jewels and fur?

    Are you a woman looking to improve your sex life?

    There are a lot of different things you can do to improve it, but according to a new study, the best way women can improve their sex lives is to GET RICH (or die trying)Continue Reading

    January 17, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 1889

  • The Women You’ll Meet On New Year’s Eve (and How To Have Sex with Them)

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    Happy New Year!

    I think I’ve finally figured out why people love New Year’s Eve so much.

    You see, most people don’t get black-out drunk and have sex every day like me. They have to wait until New Year’s Eve to let go of all their inhibitions to finally make mistakes and do irreparable harm to their bodies.

    There are two attitudes to take going in to a New Year’s Eve. You’re either pleased with the past year and looking forward to more success or you totally blew it and you’re depressed. Either way, you get a group of happy drunk or sad drunk people in a room together, somebody’s going to get laid.

    So without any more preamble, I’d like to tell you men all about the women you’ll meet on New Year’s Eve and how you can have sex with them. Continue Reading

    December 30, 2013 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 787

  • Picking Up Women With Augmented Reality

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    The Future of Picking Up Women

    Wouldn’t it be great if you had a computer chip implanted into your brain that could guide you through life? Unfortunately, that kind of technology is only available in dystopian futures, right?

    WRONG!

    Well the computer chip brain implant is still a few years away but in the meantime New York-based tech company, Infinity Augmented Reality, is working on augmented reality glasses that will run your life.

    Finally you’ll be able to do cool things like play pool, drive a car, ride a bike, and pick-up women! Because we’ve never been able to do any of those things without the help of a computer.

    Just watch Infinity AR’s promo video to see how you might be able to use augmented reality to pick up women in the near future:  Continue Reading

    December 20, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 831