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  • The Royal Tenendongs (The Royal Tenenbaums Porn Parody)

    If there’s one modern auteur filmmaker that deserves to get the porn parody treatment, it’s Wes Anderson.

    The symmetry in all of his shot compositions and the bursts of color that he’s made into his signature at this point always makes for a visually pleasing watch, even though Wes Anderson films tend to lack a substance in the plot.

    Wait a second…visually stimulating films that are lacking in plot and justifiable character development? Maybe it’s just me, but for me, that sounds like my ideal porn movie.

    Thankfully, the good people over at WoodRocket.com have decided to finally give Wes Anderson the porn parody treatment with THE ROYAL TENENDONGS.

    Well, not exactly. Usually when we say “porn parody”, we mean big budget porn movies that recreate the source film shot for shot and insert as many plausible sex scenes as possible. However, for THE ROYAL TENENDONGS, rather than follow the lives of three gifted  siblings who experience great success in youth, and even greater disappointment and failure after their eccentric father leaves them in their adolescent years only to reconcile with him after he fakes a bout of stomach cancer and turn that into a porn parody, WoodRocket.com decided their Royal Tenenbaums porn parody would work just as well as a special photo set featuring each character in various states of undress.

    Now, I know what you’re thinking…”Wes Anderson-inspired porn pictures? NOT INTERESTED.” Well, before you start criticizing, maybe you should know that The Royal Tenendongs isn’t just your average porn parody gallery. It features two of the world’s best pornstars James Deen and Stoya as every character. So really, it’s just a giant gallery of James Deen and Stoya taking off their cool costumes. Cool right?

    Let’s take a look at some of my favorite pics from the gallery:

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    Strange. All my favorite photos from The Royal Tenendongs gallery appear to be only pictures of Stoya. Very strange indeed. I wonder why James Deen didn’t make the cut?

    SEE THE FULL ROYAL TENENDONGS SET HERE.

    June 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 11290

  • Pornstar Coco Velvett Watches Her Porn Scenes For The 1st Time

    This is Coco Velvett:

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    Recently retired to focus on featured dancing appearances, Coco was in the porn business since 2008. In her six years as a pornstar, Coco appeared in over 100 movies and did hardcore scenes, lesbian sex scenes, facials, cumswaps, interracial sex scenes, creampies, and masturbated on camera.

    However, there’s one thing that Coco Velvett never did…AND NO I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT ANAL SEX.

    Or gangbangs…or DP…Get your heads out of the gutter, guys.

    What Coco Velvett had never done in her six years as a pornstar was watch her own sex scenes! I know it sounds strange that a pornstar would have never watched her own sex scenes, but then again only a huge narcissist would watch they’re own sex scenes, right? Just think about how embarrassed you are when listening to a recording of your own voice. The embarrassment you’d feel watching yourself have sex would be the same, but multiplied by the millions.

    Coco Velvett recently watched her own porn videos for the first time as a part of Lee Roy Myers’s latest WoodRocket.com project “Look At Me Now” and her reactions are priceless. Let’s watch Coco Velvett watch her porn videos for the first time:

    Don’t be so embarrassed, Coco! I think you’re great.

    Can’t wait to see more of these from WoodRocket!

    April 14, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 26803

  • Pornstar Veruca James Loves Getting Naked In Public

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    Veruca James

    A few weeks ago, I saw an email in my inbox from Veruca James. Naturally, I thought someone was trying to prank me because why would Veruca James, one of the sexiest porn actresses in the world, be emailing me?

    So with extreme skepticism, I replied simply with, “Is this really Veruca James?” To my surprise, it was. It turns out that Veruca James isn’t only one of the sexiest porn actresses in the world, she’s one of the coolest people I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting.

    She was happy to answer a few questions I had about her relationship with Damon James, being from Chicago, and her WoodRocket.com show Naked In Public. So without further ado, let’s get to the Veruca James interview.   Continue Reading

    April 29, 2013 • INTERVIEWS • Views: 3762

  • Porn Memes

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    Veruca James

    Unless you’re some kind of freak, the only two things you use the internet for is porn and memes.

    And given that the internet just cannibalizes itself, it was only a matter of time before porn and memes came together for porn-memes. Woodrocket.com, who gained our attention when they made the SpongeBob Porn Parody, has started a new webseries that has your favorite porn stars reenacting your favorite memes called Memes I’d Like to Fuck(props for giving a new meaning to the acronym, MILF).

    Let’s take a look at what they’ve come up with so far:

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    January 28, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 1300

  • Spongebob Porn Parody & Rule 34

    Woodrocket.com announced today that they will be releasing a SpongeBob SquarePants porn parody as a free five-part series called SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Director Lee Roy Myers, who you may remember from such porn parodies as The Simpsons Porn Parody, Family Guy Porn Parody, and The Big Lebowski Porn Parody, described his latest work as, “something much funnier, sexier, and we’re going to hell-ier.”

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    January 18, 2013 • DVDs/New Releases, Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Reviews • Views: 2271