World Cup

  • Sara Jay and Siri are Live-Streaming Their Promised World Cup Blowjobs

    Remember the World Cup?  No?  It’s that thing that all of those people were going wild about earlier in the summer.  That soccer thing.  Though there are some soccer fans amongst the staff at, most of us had a very specific reason for following the world’s biggest soccer tournament.  Fellow blogger Chico Dusty wrote a blog post about it earlier in the summer, but here’s the key point:

    Sara Jay and Siri promised free blowjobs to all of their Twitter followers if one of Germany, Brazil, the US or UK won the World Cup.

    #TeamBJ, as they’re known, cast the net pretty wide on this one, as there were pretty solid odds that one of these teams was going to walk away with the gold. And they did!  Germany ended up beating Argentina 1-0 in the finals, and beyond glory and good times for Germans everywhere, that means a bunch of free blowjobs are going to get given.

    Here’s the video of their promise, the video that got thousands of blowjob and twitter fans salivating:

    When is #TeamBJ of Sara Jay and Siri going to make good on their promise?  I’m glad you asked, because the answer is tomorrow!  And, even better, they’re live-streaming the whole thing!

    You can check out the live-streams at various different websites:, and  Now, if you’re not already a member on all of these sites, then what the heck are you waiting for, but also, you can catch the first 15 minutes of the live-stream for FREE at the following link:

    Now, here’s the really important part;

    If you want to check out the action after that initial 15 minutes (and trust me, you’re definitely going to want to) you’re gonna have to sign up for one of the above mentioned sites.

    Sara Jay had this to say about her #TeamBJ exploits:

    Having done one #TeamBJ in the past, it’s fascinating to see who actually shows up to collect. It is reality porn at it’s finest. Real guys hooking up with their dream porn star through twitter… while people watch!”

    Meanwhile, Siri offered her two cents:

    “I am genuinely excited. We won’t actually know just how many people will show up literally until the time of the event. It is personally thrilling and I hope my fans are as excited as I am.”

    I know I’m going to be tuning in, if only so I can be jealous and throw shade at all of the lucky bastards who are going to be getting free blowjobs for simply following Siri and Sara Jay on Twitter and becoming sudden soccer fans.

    In case you’ve been living under a porn rock for awhile, here’s why you should also be jealous that you’re not getting a free blowjob from one of these busty babes.  And if on the off chance you ARE going to get a celebratory soccer BJ, then be sure to let us know how the experience was.  Here’s Sara Jay and Siri at the cock-sucking finest:


    September 4, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars, Sex News • Views: 14802

  • Germany vs Brazil in World Cup Semi Finals = Free Blowjobs From Siri and Sara Jay Are Coming!

    The 2014 World Cup will be drawing to a close next Sunday, but there’s still a lot of soccer to be played before it concludes.

    However, we don’t care about last three remaining games.

    Hang on, that’s not true. We care about two out of the three games remaining. Which ones? I’ll give you a hint: we only care about the ones that will determine whether or not we’ll get free blowjobs for following Siri and Sara Jay on Twitter.

    For those of you who missed the initial post (which you can check out here: Siri and Sara Jay Promise Free Blowjobs to Twitter Followers), Siri and Sara Jay promised all their Twitter followers free blowjobs if either Team Brazil, Team UK, Team USA or Team Germany won the World Cup.

    Sadly, Team UK and Team USA have both been eliminated, thus lowering our chances to receive free blowjobs from these busty pornstars. The good news is that Team Germany and Team Brazil are facing off tomorrow in the World Cup semi-finals, guaranteeing that at least one of our free blowjob teams will advance to the World Cup finals, thereby giving us a chance to receive free blowjobs from either Siri or Sara Jay.

    Odds are that Germany will win tomorrow’s game, largely because Brazil’s superstar striker Neymar is out of the World Cup with a fractured vertebrae. But either way, who cares right? It’s only soccer.

    If you’re tuning in to the match tomorrow, just remember that whatever the outcome, your hope for a free blowjob from Sara Jay or Siri is still alive. It’s Wednesday’s match, Argentina vs the Netherlands, you have to watch out for.

    Whoever advances, Argentina or the Netherlands, will not only be contending for the World Cup, but also standing in your way from receiving a free blowjob from either Sara Jay or Siri. So I ask you, what’s more important? Glory for a nation you’ve hopped on the bandwagon for or getting blown by a sexy, big-titted pornstar? That’s what I thought.

    So remember, either Argentina or the Netherlands are your enemy as of Wednesday, because they don’t want you to receive a free blowjob. How messed up with that?

    To show you why getting a free blowjob from either Siri or Sara Jay is far more important than Argentina or the Netherlands winning the World Cup, please watch the videos below:


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    Sorry Messi, but maybe if you had offered to give your Twitter followers free blowjobs, we’d go for Argentina in the World Cup.


    If you want to reap the free blowjob reward for either a Brazil or Germany World Cup win, then you need to follow these busty beauties on Twitter. Their Twitters are:

    Sara Jay: @SaraJayXXX

    Siri: @SIRIpornstar

    July 7, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 16002

  • Reporter Jhendelyn Nuñez Makes Me Wonder Why I Haven’t Been Rooting for Chile in the World Cup

    There’s been an alarming amount of pictures and videos of extremely attractive women fervently supporting their home nation teams for the World Cup.

    Well all know that South American women are potentially the most attractive in the world, but generally the focus ends up pointed on Brazil (that’s because Brazilians have big butts usually).

    I’m here to inform you that you’ve been rooting for the wrong nation in the informal world cup of babes.

    We have a new champion country, and it’s Chile. Chile and Brazil faced off in the elimination round of the World Cup and when Chile player Alexis Sanchez scored a goal against the South American powerhouse, reporter Jhendelyn Nuñez just had to go ahead and show her pride.

    Luckily for us, her manifestation of nationalistic pride involves wearing a bra patterned with the Chilean flag.

    I can honestly say that those probably look like the nicest boobs I have ever seen. I’m not even using hyperbole here. I am entranced by this video. In fact, while beginning the process of writing this post, I watched the video about 30 times in a row. I think you’ll probably end up doing the same thing. It doesn’t hurt that, on top of having a killer rack, Jhendelyn Nuñez seems generally extremely attractive and looks like a lot of fun.

    So, yea, go Chile!

    Here’s another hot picture of Jhendelyn Nuñez. This also makes me ask an important question about the state of our North American media. Why the hell don’t we have reporters like this up here? Get with the program North America – more people would be willing to sit through your boring news reports if you hired people like Jhendelyn Nuñez to do the reporting. Yeah that’s right, I’m basically a genius. Hire me CNN.

    July 3, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 10390

  • Sara Jay and Siri Give Us A Reason To Care About World Cup: FREE BLOWJOBS!


    This is not a trick.

    To get a free blowjob, all you have to do is start caring about World Cup!

    Just like she did when the Miami Heat won their first championship with Lebron James, Sara Jay is offering free blowjobs to all her Twitter followers should her team win the World Cup.

    And knowing how hard it is to convince people to care about the World Cup, Sara Jay has sweetened the deal by team up with internet darling and incredibly busty pornstar Siri for free blowjobs!

    But don’t just take my word for it, let Sara Jay and Siri explain what they’re doing:

    Just to recap…

    To get a free blowjob from Sara Jay and Siri, all you have to do is :

    1. Follow Sara Jay and Siri on Twitter:  &  

    2. Wait for either Team Brazil, Team USA, Team UK or Team Germany win the World Cup.

    3. Enjoy free blowjob hot, boobiful pornstars Sara Jay and Siri.

    Sigh…if only more pornstars were more proactive about offering free blowjobs for sports results. Professional sports are inherently more fun when there’s something personal at stake…like money. But a free blowjob from professional sports is even better than money! Fingers crossed that FIFA doesn’t try to get all litigious like the NBA did the first time Team BJ happened.

    Now I’m sure there are a few of you that aren’t incredibly excited about this offer, so to better illustrate the importance of receiving a blowjob from Sara Jay and Siri, here are two videos that should explain why this is a huge deal:



    And while it’s unlikely that Sara Jay and Siri will be blowing their Twitter followers together, a threesome with both of them would be freaking awesome…as demonstrated in the video below!

    Now it’s time to watch the World Cup very closely all in hopes of receiving a free blowjob.

    Does anyone know what Brazil, the US, the UK and Germany’s odds are for winning the World Cup? Please someone say it’s 100%.

    REMINDER: Follow  & !

    June 24, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights, Pornstars • Views: 32299

  • Survey Says World Cup Is Better Than Sex

    As the first round of the World Cup comes to a close, it’s come to my attention that this soccer fad has gotten totally out of control. And I’m not talking about the fist fights between bandwagoners and lifelong soccer fans.

    Speaking of which, can I just address something really quick before we get back on topic? Lifelong soccer fans, you really need to get off your damn high horse for the rest of the World Cup. When you say, “You didn’t care about soccer a few months ago. Yet you’re an expert at World Cup?” Yes. I am. It’s your own damn fault for following Club Soccer that no one cares about. But it’s summer, which means all the good sports are done until the fall. So what are we supposed to do? Not get drunk during the day while watching sports? Absolutely not.

    You’re right lifelong soccer fans, we don’t care about soccer. Our feigned interest in your stupid game is merely a way of getting drunk during the day because international sportsmanship is something worth drinking to. So for the next couple of weeks, stop complaining about the bandwagon and everyone on it. Because once World Cup is over, it will be exactly four years before anyone thinks of soccer again.

    Besides that, World Cup is getting out of hand because a new survey has revealed that World Cup is more popular than sex!



    But you guys love sex!

    A European condom company set out to find out how men rank watching their country’s team against having sex. Needless to say, the results were as shocking as finding out that Europeans use condoms.

    Out of 2,000 participants, 40 percent of men admitted that they would turn down sex so that they could watch soccer instead. Other excuses used by men to get out of intimate situations included blaming a bad back, fatigue, and having a headache. 

    I really can’t believe you guys would choose soccer over sex. Think about all the good times we’ve had talking about sex. You really want to give that up for soccer?

    But now I ask, “Why can’t you do both?” Why can’t you and your partner cheer your team on while fucking? Add getting drunk during the day and that’s the most fun you’ll ever have.

    So remember guys, when faced with a decision between watching soccer and having sex…choose to do both at the same time.

    As always, “FUTBALL” has a lot to learn from American Football:

    June 24, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 4964

  • Predicts FIFA 2014 Winner

    Some coaches believe that professional soccer players should be celibate during tournaments, because, as the age-old wisdom suggests, celibacy is a performance enhancement.

    Basically, all that copped up sexual energy, instead of shooting that out of your dick, well, could be shot into a goal. Yeah.

    At the office, people are rooting for different teams and bickering at each other – so to settle it once and for all, we decided to check out traffic analytics, and determine which of the 10 favorite teams is more susceptible to win, based on how damn horny it is as a nation.

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    June 23, 2014 • Infographics/Stories, Stuff • Views: 12580

  • Top 10 Hottest World Cup Wives and Girlfriends

    Try as I might, I just can’t get into the World Cup.

    Earlier this week, I thought that maybe the reason I can’t will myself to care about the World Cup was because the field is too big. After some serious soul-searching, it became clear why I have no interest in soccer: jealousy.

    If there’s one common thing that all professional soccer players have, it’s that they all play soccer it’s that they all seem like they could contend for the title of “WORLD’S BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS.” Whether it’s flopping around on the pitch or getting paid exorbitant amounts of cash or just having a stupid hair cut, there’s always something despicable about professional soccer players.

    Yet, in spite of their inherent douchiness, professional soccer players all happen to be dating or married to some of the hottest women in the world.

    Remember that website It’s now defunct but it was a website that collected photos featuring hot chicks posing with some of the most offensively douchey men you’ve ever seen. Soccer is basically, but with more at stake.

    That said, I thought it would be a good idea to share with you a TOP 10 of THE HOTTEST WORLD CUP WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS.

    So get ready to feel extremely jealous and start hating the World Cup!

    10. Melissa Satta

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    Now I’m sure a couple of soccer nerds are already trying to say that Melissa Satta’s soccer playin bo Kevin-Prince Boateng isn’t even in the World Cup, but that’s not the point of this Top 10. The point is…LOOK AT MELISSA SATTA’S CURVES! Isn’t it a shame they’re going to waste on a soccer player?

    9. Alena Seredova

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    It’s truly a shame that Alena Seredova is currently Italian goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon, but at least she had the decency to pose for Playboy and Penthouse.

    8. Elisabeth Reyes

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    In 2006, Elisabeth Reyes won the Miss Madrid and Miss Spain beauty pageants. As a WAG, she’s dated Sergio Ramos and is currently banging Alexis Ruano. Damn shame.

    7. Abigail Clancy

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    Despite being a popular TV personality and lingerie model in her home country, Abigail Clancy wastes her talents on English forward Peter Crouch. WHY?

    6. Federica Nagri

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    Born in Rome, Federica Nagri is a model, actress and television personality. The 2007 Miss Cotonella and Miss Rome winner is, perhaps, best known in Italy for her role on the news-variety show Strip the News, a show that I hope is just her doing a striptease while reading the news. Since 2009, Nagri has been in a relationship with Italian striker Alessandro Matri. TERRIBLE.

    5. Federica Ridolfi

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    Though Federica Ridolfi is married to retired soccer player Giuliano Giannichedda, it still sucks knowing an Italian babe this hot is with a soccer player.

    4. Shakira

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    Yes it’s true. Shakira is taken by Gerard Piqué. Those hips do lie…(sorry). When is she going to come to her senses and start dating Rihanna like we’ve always wanted?

    3. Sarah Brander

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    Sigh…we’re never going to get to date German supermodels like Sarah Brandner as long as soccer players like Bastian Schweinsteiger, her boyfriend, are still around.

    2. Gabriella Lenzi

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    Neymar might as well be God in Brazil. But c’mon dude, do you really need to date Gabriella Lenzi on top of being a national hero? Let us non-douchebags have a chance.

    1. Irina Shayk

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    Cristiano Ronaldo looks like the Ken Doll counterpart to Russia’s real life Barbie. Why do you even bother with him Irina Shayk?

    Alright, this Top 10 list has sent me into a jealous rage. Gotta wrap this up before I resort to playing soccer to attract babes this hot.

    June 18, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn • Views: 23605

  • The Supermodel World Cup

    Since last Thursday, I’ve really tried to enjoy watching soccer but I just can’t be bothered to care about it. Ultimately I think soccer’s fundamental flaw is that the pitch is just too dang big for any real tension or action to transpire. When watching the World Cup, all I see are blips running around on a green rectangle chasing after a white blip.

    Maybe that’s just my unshakable North American-ness. But seriously soccer fans, how the heck am I supposed to care about soccer when I’m still coming off that high I got from watching the San Antonio Spurs and their fluid offence dominate the dreaded Miami Heat? All sports could learn a thing or two about being entertaining from Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobli, Kawhi Leonard and especially Greg Popovich.

    And while the World Cup can’t hold my attention, the good people from i-D have inadvertently stumbled upon a way to make all sports infinitely better than they are (even though sports are pretty good for the most part). How has i-D improved sports forever? It’s so easy you’ll be kicking yourself for not having thought of it first…

    Instead of building sports teams with athletic, homely men…MAKE AN ALL-STAR TEAM OF SUPERMODELS!

    Not that there’s anything wrong with these homely men that sweat and bleed for their country, employer or own personal glory, but when you see the all-star lineup of sexy supermodels in skimpy athletic gear, it’s clear that professional sports featuring only supermodels would be freaking awesome.

    After all, who doesn’t like ogling sexy women in athletic gear?

    Check out The Supermodel World Cup below:

    Don’t you want to live in a world year supermodels were also professional athletes?

    I do.


    June 17, 2014 • Porn, Porn News & Highlights • Views: 8375

  • Sky Ferreira’s Music vs. Sky Ferreira Tits

    Things are just awkward in Brazil right now. This awkward atmosphere is probably due to the fact that the biggest soccer nation is now hosting the sport’s biggest tournament in the World Cup, but at the cost of the overall quality of life for most of the nation’s population. That kind of conflict can’t help but make things strange.

    Or at least that’s how I would explain why Sky Ferreira was asked one of the most awkward questions in television history yesterday. (Though truthfully, the awkward question is probably a result of the language barrier between Portuguese and English, but anyways.) Anyways, the translator unapologetically asked: “Do you think people like your music because of the songs or because of the tits?” Ferreira’s response: “The music, but it helps if you’re a pervert.”

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    June 14, 2014 • Polls, Sex, Sex News • Views: 20225

  • How The World Cup Is Good For The Sex Toy Industry

    With the World Cup only a few days away, I was curious to know more about why Brazilians, a people so dedicated to soccer, would object to hosting the biggest soccer event in the world.

    It turns out that though Brazil has an emerging economy, there’s a massive divide in the personal wealth of their citizen and serious lack of proper infrastructure throughout the country. So when people in the favelas stealing electricity off the grid see their nation spending all their money on brand new soccer stadiums instead of something like…oh…I don’t know…something practical like roads or welfare, how can they not feel disillusioned by it?

    Of course, the old rhetoric with hosting big sporting events like the World Cup or the Olympics is that the construction of the stadiums and the media coverage translates into proper infrastructure and an economic boost for the host, but that’s a debate that could literally go on forever.

    Instead of discussing whether or not hosting international sporting events like the World Cup or the Olympics yields anything more than a dope couple of weeks of sports, I’ll just tell you that there is one industry that always benefits from big international sporting events: the sex toy industry.

    According to data collected by luxury sex toy manufacturer LELO, men are more likely to present their babes with sex toys right before a major sports event than any other time. Not Christmas, not Easter, not Halloween, not birthdays, nothing!

    LELO says that 4 out 5 sex toys sold globally this week will be dudes buying gifts. Normally, LELO says that their sales reflect a “typical 50/50 gender split,” and everyone buys sex toys in equal numbers. However, when sports are coming up, that changes. During the week prior to any major sports event, men make up 72 percent of global sales.

    Don’t believe me? Then just take a look at this graph that LELO made. It can’t be a lie if it’s in a graph.


    So why do men buy more sex toys when major sporting events like the World Cup are coming up?

    Well the majoritiy of sex toys sold in the pre-game rush are meant for women to use solo. So it’s LELO’s educated guess that men, especially those who like sports, are buying sex toys for their women to use solo. Like, “Listen babe, you know I need to watch the World Cup. So here’s a vibrator that I spent $300 on. Use that while I watch the game.”

    If you’re one of these men that plans on trading an expensive sex toy for undisturbed World Cup watching, please phrase it nicer than I did above.

    Anyways, I think it’s great that women around the world are set to receive a brand new, expensive vibrator to play with for the rest of the foreseeable summer. Let’s take a look at how they will enjoying “the World Cup” (and by “World Cup”, I mean their new vibrators).

    June 6, 2014 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 13879

  • Vengaboys Score With Boob-Centric World Cup Anthem

    In just over two weeks, the FIFA World Cup will begin in Brazil. Or at least, we hope it will. Who knows what could possibly happen this year with all the protests that have been in happening. In a country that’s devoted to soccer no less. Oh well, hopefully they figure it out. Can you tell I haven’t been following this at all? I mean honestly, who cares about a soccer tournament? Only most of the Earth, but not me!

    As customary with all World Cups, this year’s World Cup has an official anthem that’s just terrible. What were they thinking? Pitbull? The guy who held a “tell me where I should play a show” online only to have it hacked and sending him to nowheresville Alaska? C’mon. Dude’s a joke.

    Anyways, you should watch the video for the official World Cup anthem “We Are One (Ole Ola)”, because Jennifer Lopez looks sexy in it, but it’s important to the rest of the post:


    Well, no matter how you feel about this World Cup anthem, the Vengaboys have just released another World Cup anthem that’s infinitely better (the music video is at least). You may remember the Vengaboys from the late 90’s, when they told the world just how much they like to party, their plans to go to Ibiza and all the boom boom booming going on in their room.

    If that garble mush doesn’t jog your memory for Vengaboys songs, then you have no business being on this blog.

    Anyways, rather than release a music video that’s centred around global unity, Brazilian patriotism and boring-ass soccer highlights, the Vengaboys decided to give the world what they really want from a World Cup anthem: boobs. Lots and lots of boobs.

    So please, enjoy the Vengaboys’s desperate attempt to return to relevancy as they get us to care about the World Cup with slow motion boobs bouncing and a whole lot of nipple tassles.

    Vengaboys – 2 Brazil! from Vengaboys on Vimeo.

    May 30, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 11351

  • There’s a NEW Worst Porn Star Music Project – Melanie Muller

    And it’s not even a new song by Farrah Abraham.

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    April 28, 2014 • Sex News • Views: 12646

  • Team BJ NBA


    On June 21st, the dreaded Miami Heat and Lebron James took home the NBA Championship. While I wanted to see Oklahoma City Thunder upset the favorites, they couldn’t overcome the three game deficit. It’s in the history books now, but there is a consolation prize.

    Last month, Miami pornstars Angelina Castro and Sara Jay promised on their twitters that if the Heat won the Championship they would give out free blowjobs to all their followers. Not bad right? Continue Reading

    June 29, 2012 • Sex News • Views: 2658