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  • Your Weekend Free Porn Playlist: August 15th, 2014

    Is it possible that there’s too much free porn on the internet? With millions of sexy pictures to see and millions of porn videos to watch, how do you even begin to decide what to watch let alone what to fap to?

    If you’ve ever felt adrift while browsing for free porn online, don’t worry because we have a solution: a weekend porn playlist!

    Every Friday, find the 7 best porn videos from the past week right here on the Sex.com Blog in Your Weekend Porn Playlist.

    1. Nicole Aniston’s Night Time Romance 

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    August 15, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Pornstars • Views: 38321

  • 32 Yoga Pants GIFs To Celebrate LuluLemon’s CEO Big Payday

    You might have heard by now that Chip Wilson, Lululemon’s founder, agreed to sell half of his stake in the yoga pants company for $845 million.

    Damn. That’s a lot of cash.

    Why did this happen? Are yoga pants and their ass-enhancing effects soon to be a thing of the past?

    NOPE! Chip Wilson sold half his shares because he’s been fighting to regain control of Lululemon since the board forced him to resign as chair after saying some stupid things in an interview. Wilson wanted to oust two members of the board of directors and threatened to lead a shareholder revolt, bolstered by his large stake in the company. To avoid this, equity firm Advent International dangled a $845 million cheque in his face and Chip decided that taking that massive sum of money was better than destroying the company he tried to build.

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    August 8, 2014 • Pictures & Vids, Porn, Porn Lists • Views: 22174

  • 10 Yoga Poses For Better Sex

    Yoga is pretty much good for your entire body, which infuriates me because I would love to do yoga in order to maintain my Adonis-like body, but I can’t.

    Every time I’ve tried to do yoga it’s always like, “Sir, you can’t touch your classmates.” or “Sir, please there are no cameras allowed in the studio.” or “Sir, please leave. Your tiny erection is making everyone uncomfortable.”

    OH I’M SORRY ANONYMOUS YOGA INSTRUCTORS. Maybe I wouldn’t be involuntarily touching the other classmates, trying to film the classes, or pitching a tiny, tiny tent if yoga pants weren’t manufactured to make all asses amazing.

    Seriously though, my penis is laughably small there’s something about the tight lycra of the yoga pant that makes the ass’s presentation irresistible.

    As if to rub it in my face that yoga is the best thing anyone can do to their body, WorldLifestyle.com put together this infographic (see below) of the 10 yoga poses that promise better sex.

    These 10 yoga poses all focus on increasing blood flow, flexibility, stamina, relaxation, and muscle tone, all of which will contribute to better sex.

    So check out the 10 yoga poses for better sex below. Now people will tell you that the proper way to do yoga is to focus on consistent breathing. I, however, feel that the best way to perform these yoga poses is to do them in the nude. Well, not just nude. Nude while filming yourself/snapping selfies so that you can later send them to cdusty@sex.com. Just an idea for all the sexy yoga-enthusiasts out there that want to be Sex.com Blog famous.

    ANYWAYS, here’s are the 10 yoga poses for better sex:

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    Source: worldlifestyle.com via Sex.com

    And remember, if you’re going to be practicing these yoga poses in the nude, make sure to take pictures and send them to cdusty@sex.com.

    In the meantime, I’ll be here watching my Adonis-like whither away until it becomes as laughable as my laughably tiny penis.

    April 29, 2014 • Sex & Dating Tips • Views: 88833

  • International Day of Happiness Top 10!

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    Don’t worry. Be happy.

    Is it just me or is there some made up holiday for every single day of the year? For example, I bet you didn’t know that today (March 20th) is International Day of Happiness.

    What is International Day of Happiness?

    It’s the lovechild of the United Nations and Action For Happiness to promote real happiness and not consumer happiness. They believe that real happiness doesn’t come from buying and consuming commercial goods. Which is a nice idea but it’s awfully presumptuous. Who are they to say that the happiness I feel when buying a new, fly pair of shoes is any less real than the happiness I feel when a fly lady puts her titties in my face? It’s all happiness.

    Regardless of how stupid it is to argue what is real happiness and fake happiness, I’m feeling festive (especially after how much of a downer the last post was). So in celebration of International Happiness Day, here are 10 things that make you happyContinue Reading

    March 20, 2014 • TOP 10's • Views: 4212

  • Instagram’s Favorite Ass Gives Rare Interview

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    Jen Selter

    If you’re not following Jen Selter on Instagram (@JenSelter) then I’m sorry to say that you’re totally blowing it.

    Why? Who is Jen Selter?  Continue Reading

    January 17, 2014 • BABES, Sex News • Views: 3695

  • Battle of the Butts: Kim Kardashian vs. Blac Chyna

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    BATTLE OF THE BUTTS

    Kim Kardashian’s butt is a butt of legendary proportions. But does America’s favorite butt get envious of other butts? Apparently. Continue Reading

    January 6, 2014 • BABES, Polls • Views: 2910

  • Top 10 Sexy Things To Be Thankful For

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    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Thanksgiving is finally here!

    It’s the one day of the year where I stop saying, “Fuck you” and flip the bird and instead say, “Thank you” and eat some bird.

    2013 sure has had its share of ups and downs, but there’s plenty to be thankful for. What do we have to be thankful for? Well let’s just look at the Top 10 Sexy Thing To Be Thankful ForContinue Reading

    November 28, 2013 • TOP 10's • Views: 2153

  • Yoga Pant Wearing PAWGs Get Apology From Lululemon Founder

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    Sex.com ? PAWGs in yoga pants

    Last week, Lululemon founder Chip Wilson blamed any problems with Lululemon yoga pants on women with big asses that wear yoga pants.

    Obviously a statement like that is bad for business, considering how many PAWGs wear yoga pants. So Mr. Chip Wilson issued this apology:  Continue Reading

    November 13, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 5472

  • Asses In Yoga Pants

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    Yoga Pants: an ass lover’s best friend.

    Remember when Lululemon had to recall a bunch a bunch of yoga pants for being too see-through?

    Well since then, things haven’t been going great. The company has lost money, they’ve tried to find a new CEO, and now they’re doing what every company does before they go totally bankrupt: blame their customers.

    In an interview with Bloomberg TV, Lululemon founder Chip Wilson said, “There has always been pilling. The thing is that women will wear a seatbelt that don’t work or they’ll wear a purse that doesn’t work or, quite frankly, some women’s bodies don’t work for it.”

    Some women’s bodies don’t work for it? How freaking stupid are you, Chip?

    The poor guy tried to save himself by saying, “I don’t think that, because even our small sizes would fit an extra large. It’s really about the rubbing through the thighs, how much pressure is there over a period of time, and how much they use it….”

    But still, what was said before cannot be taken back. Chip Wilson, founder of Lululemon, thinks that there’s nothing wrong with his yoga pants. The problem with his pants is the women wearing them.

    Well, Chip. I disagree. I think your pants are fucking stupid unless they are being worn by a woman (or perhaps a man with incredible muscle tone).

    To prove that women aren’t the problem with yoga pants, here now is a collection of the best asses in yoga pants:  Continue Reading

    November 7, 2013 • Sex News • Views: 8778

  • See-through or not, yoga pants are sexy

    Lululemon has recalled their “Luon” yoga pants because they have deemed too see-through, but isn’t that the point of yoga pants?

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    March 20, 2013 • Sex, Sex News • Views: 3318