An ex-girlfriend of mine, a full-booty’d Latina, used to only ever workout with her hot friend, an ample booty’d blonde.
Whenever they did workout, which was weekly, it was impossible to get in touch with either of them. So one day, I made a joke in passing that when they said they were going to “workout”, it was a flimsy cover for lesbian sex. After all, who could not be turned-on by their beautiful backsides in yoga pants?
I must have touched a nerve because that was the maddest I had ever seen a woman (and let me tell ya, I have a long history of women getting pissed off at me).
I tried to reassure her that there was nothing wrong with getting some lesbian pussy on the side. Of course I did feel a bit of jealousy, but I’m man enough to swallow my pride and keep my eyes on the prize, which was the possibility of being sandwiched between them for a hot threesome (or front row seats to their weekly lesbian sex romp).
Unfortunately, that never materialized. She dumped me shortly after I hinted at the fact that I knew there was something going on.