Teaser for The Canyons released

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After a long summer of hype, we finally get a trailer for Bret Easton Ellis’s new movie The Canyons starring Lindsay Lohan and male pornstar James Deen.


The Canyons has been described as a psycho-sexual thriller but who would have guessed it was going to get a Instagram-style grindhouse makeover.

Who knows? It could end up being a good movie but the trailer is pretty lack luster (describing Deen as a “huge” new talent in reference to his penis is pretty lazy). Here now to cleanse your palette is a trailer for a much more exciting movie coming out this year:

Miami Connection was made in 1987 but is getting a cinematic and home video re-release this fall.

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