If there’s one thing I know about teens, it’s that they’re totally down to fuck anything. I know this not only from Sex.com’s Teen category but from my own experiences as a teenager sticking my dick into literally anything with a hole.
A teen known on the internet as @VERSACEPOPTARTS first became internet-famous for tweeting a picture of himself putting his dick through a box of Brown Sugar Pop-Tarts.
He followed up that effort by sharing a Vine video of himself having sex with a Hot Pocket. The footage of got him banned from Vine and Twitter. He was also blocked by the official Hot Pockets Twitter.
Though he’s gone from Vine and Twitter, @VERSACEPOPTARTS has no regrets:
But the real question is…what was it like to fuck a Hot Pocket?
“Yeah, I would definitely recommend it, if you’re lonely. I wouldn’t recommend putting it on Vine, but I’d recommend fuckin’ a Hot Pocket probably. It wasn’t bad. It’s messy, though,” he told First We Feast. “I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot. I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, ‘Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.’”
At least he used protection.
So there you go! If you’re feeling lonely this weekend, you can always fuck a Hot Pocket.
If you’re not sold on the idea of fucking a Hot Pocket, just remember that fucking a Hot Pocket is probably a lot safer and more fun than eating a Hot Pocket.