Top 10 Best Porn Comments On Stock Photos

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Internet Commenting

People say some dumb shit, particularly on the internet.

No matter what you look at on the internet, someone in the world has felt the need to share their 2 cents. And for whatever reason, whenever people comment on porn videos, it’s usually the most outrageous thing you’ll ever see.

PornHub Comments On Stock Photos is one of my favorite Tumblrs of all time because they collect all the craziest comments on porn videos and put them on stock photos. It really makes you realize how insane the internet is.

Anyways, because everyone’s busy gearing up for Thanksgiving, I thought it would be nice not to share some crazy sex news or hot babes for a change. Instead, we’re going to look at the Top 10 Best Porn Comments on Stock Photos!

Are you ready to laugh? Good let’s begin. 

10. “Hottest cross eyed girl I ever seen”

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How many hot cross eyed girls do you see?

9. “i thought there would be ninja turtles”

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Common misunderstanding with most porn movies.

8. “i wouldn’t mind fucking her or a girl like that in an elevator or near one.”

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He’s actually trying to say, “I would fuck anyone, anywhere.”

7. “Wow, director, cinematographer, you guys do a wonderful job. I mean, it feels like Im watching a Fox Searchlight movie.”

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Because it’s not a good movie unless it’s a Fox Searchlight movie.

 

6. “WOULD YOU JUST SHOW THAT PUSSY ALREADY?”

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Chill out, dude. You know you can skip ahead, right?

 

5. “The lightbulb in that refrigerator is broken.”

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Can’t fap to a porn video that features a broken refrigerator lightbulb.

4. “This has made me aware that I don’t belong in this world of HIV and AIDS. BJs are not what they used to be. The world has changed too much for me. I simply do no belong.”

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Blowjobs have been known to elicit strong reactions from people, but an HIV-AIDS-existential crisis? It’s just porn.

3. “She’s hotter than my cousin, body wise.”

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Please send all pictures of your cousin to chicodustyblog@gmail.com.

2. “No homo but names of the black guys?”

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Good thing he said “no homo”, otherwise people might have thought he’s up to something gay.

1. “Just came all over my crocs”

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Just incredible. Truly amazing. Good thing crocs have all those holes in them.

So there you have, my Top 10 Best Porn Comments on Stock Photos.

There are millions of others so you should go find your ten favorites over at PornHub Comments On Stock Photos.

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Published on: November 27, 2013

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