Today, July 1st, 2014 is Canada Day.
Loyal followers of the Sex.com Blog know that our relationship to Canada can be described as, “tense.” We just feel like Canada, as a nation, is always a fantastic punchline. Meanwhile Canadians have responded with angry, “Ehs!”
Rather than make amends for relentless Canada bashing this Canada Day, I will outright ignore that such a thing is happening and instead celebrate one of the Sex.com Blog’s favorite pornstars: Cameron Canada.
I’ll be honest with you, it hasn’t been easy loving Cameron Canada. After all, Canada is in her name. Even worse, she’s actually Canadian. However, I do not hold it against her that she was born and raised in Canada. That’s not something she had much say in, I’m sure. And being upfront about her Canadian heritage is far more respectable than those Canadians masquerading as Americans.
Ultimately though, it doesn’t matter where a petite, blonde PAWG (phat ass white girl) is from. As long as her ass is fat, there will always be room for her in my heart.
So now, please hold on to your dicks in celebration of the first ever Cameron Canada Day! How does one celebrate Cameron Canada Day? By looking at Cameron Canada’s Top 10 GIFs obviously! Let’s get to them now!