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Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn

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If there’s one thing that most pornstars have in common it’s that they all get naked in front of a camera it’s that they’ve all made a terrible mistake at a tattoo parlor at some point in their lives.

I don’t know why, but sometimes I’ll see a pornstar and think, “Oh wow, she’s sexy.” But then all of a sudden, she flips over and there’s this stretched out unicorn on her butt cheek. And then I think to myself, “Oh no, that’s too bad.” Flaccidity of the penis ensues.

Initially, I was going to rant and rave about all the tattoos in porn that I find to be a complete turn-off…but what’s the point? Surely the pornstars that have the worst tattoos in porn realize they made a mistake. They don’t need me talking shit about their tattoos. So instead, I’d like to talk about the Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn.

Are you ready find see the Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn?

10. Cameron Canada’s “SCAR” Tattoo + Garter Belt Tattoo

Cameron Canada has two very cool tattoos and since I couldn’t decide between the two, I’m going to give them both shout-outs. Cameron Canada’s “SCAR” tattoos on her fingers stand out to me because “SCAR” is short for Scarlett. Before this sexy blonde made a name for herself as a petite anal slut named Cameron Canada, she was a cam girl for MyFreeCams with the username Scarlett_xluv. Never forget your roots. See the “SCAR” tattoo below (sorta):

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Cameron Canada’s other tattoo that deserves a shout-out on the Top 10 Coolest Tattoos In Porn is the garter belt tattoo on her leg. At weddings, a groom removing his bride’s garter belt in front of his guests is a symbol of taking his wife’s virginity (thus consummating the marriage). So if Cameron Canada has a garter belt tattoo…does that not make her an eternal virgin? In a way, it’s like every time she fucks, she’s losing her virginity all over again. It’s a stretch but it’s a sexy theory.

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9. All of Christy Mack’s Tattoos

Already I’m copping out by saying that all of Christy Mack‘s tattoos are the coolest tattoos in porn, but how can you single one out? Christy Mack just exudes cool and her tattoos are a reflection of that. Hell, Christy Mack’s now starting to be recognized more as a tattoo model than a pornstar. If you’ve ever seen a Christy Mack porn movie, you know that she’s one of the hottest pornstars out right now. So if her tattoos are starting to get more recognition than her porn videos…what does that say about her tattoos?

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8. Bonnie Rotten’s Spider-Web Tattoos

Again, an obvious choice for coolest tattoos in porn. Personally, I’ve been partial to spider-web tattoos ever since my skateboard-idol, Anthony Van Englen, was spotted sporting them on his elbows. To see spider-web tattoos, something I already associate with the pinnacle of cool thanks to AVE, on something as Bonnie Rotten‘s boobs. Well, there’s just no denying that Bonnie Rotten’s spider-web tattoos are some of the coolest tattoos in porn.

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7. Kiera Winters’s “STAY TRUE” Tattoo

Honestly, I’m just a sucker for a positive message. So when I unwind with a Kiera Winters porn scene at the end of a long day, not only is Kiera Winters turning me on with her slender body, she’s also sending me positive vibes. Because in a Kiera Winters porn scene, you often see “STAY” on her left hand and then “TRUE” on her right. Simple but important advice. Who knew that Kiera Winters’s porn scenes could resonate on so many levels!

Kiera Winters “STAY” Tattoo:

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Kiera Winters “TRUE” Tattoo:

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(Sorry that her tattoos are hard to spot in the pics!)

6. Dana DeArmond’s Cherry Tattoo

In researching this list, I read that Dana DeArmond has tried to remove (or potentially has already removed) her the cherry tattoo located just inches above her pussy. Perhaps that’s why it appears faded in the picture below? Even though Dana DeArmond’s cherry tattoo may be long gone, it deserves to be on the list of coolest tattoos in porn simply because of what a cherry on top of Dana DeArmond’s pussy represents. It’s quite literally the something good that follows a series of other fortunate events. Because if anyone is lucky enough to get up close to that tattoo, Dana has rocked your world.

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5. Monique Alexander’s “Bad Pussy” Tattoo

Unfortunately, it’s damn near impossible to find a picture of it, but rumor has it that Monique Alexander has “Bad Pussy” tattooed on the back of her neck (which is ironic because I’ve always associated Monique Alexander with good pussy). If you don’t think that’s one of the coolest tattoos in porn, then I’m sorry but there’s something wrong with you. And since Monique Alexander’s “Bad Pussy” tattoo is impossible to see, enjoy this picture of Monique Alexander showing off some hot underboob cleavage.

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4. Emma Mae’s Owl & Roses Tattoo

I don’t know about you guys, but if Emma Mae didn’t have that owl surrounded by roses on her arm, I’d think that there was something missing. Since 99% of pornstars have some kind of rose tattoo on their body, it’s cool to see Emma Mae put an interesting twist on a porn industry standard. In my humble opinion, this is the single most aesthetically pleasing tattoo in porn. Do you dare disagree?

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3. Tori Black’s Star Tattoo

I’ve heard two backstories on Tori Black‘s star tattoo. One is that she designed it herself. If that’s true, that’s really cool. The other is that it’s an ancient symbol of chastity. And if that’s true, that’s awesome because Tori Black is anything but chaste. It’s like her tattoo is a big fuck you to ancient prudes every time she gets fucked on camera.

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2. Skin Diamond’s Phoenix Tattoo

Legend has it that many years ago, Skin Diamond was experimenting with fire play. Unfortunately, the people she was with were also experimenting (which is a euphemism for “they didn’t know what the fuck they were doing”). Naturally, things went awry and Skin Diamond had to be rushed to hospital because her back was covered in 2nd degree burns. The phoenix tattoo on her back (descending down to her butt cheek) covers up those 2nd degree burns, symbolizing Skin Diamond’s rising from fire to become one of the most popular pornstars in the world. How cool is that?

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1. Julia Bond’s Bear Paw Tattoos

For some reason, I love Julia Bond‘s old bear paw tattoos. They just articulate exactly what you want to do to Julia Bond’s tits: maul the shit out of them. That’s how I see it at least.

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Sadly, Julia Bond would go overboard on the tattoos, ultimately covering up the bear paws. Julia Bond’s bear paw tattoos hit #1 on this list of the coolest tattoos in porn because they are no longer there, and that’s a damn shame.

This is what Julia Bond looks like now:

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Smoking gun? Illuminati pyramid? “GAMES ON LOCK”? Damn…those are some dope ass tattoos.

What are some of your favorite tattoos in porn? Let’s talk about it in the comments!

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