Are you growing a mustache for Movember?
There’s no shame in not growing one. It’s not like not growing a mustache means you’re pro-prostate cancer. It just means you have some self-respect and you know how bad you look with a mustache.
However, there is one reason why you should grow a mustache this Movember (other than to fight cancer): MUSTACHE RIDES.
Giving head to ladies is fun, but have you ever tried it with a mustache? It’s pretty much the same thing but you get to say, “You want a free mustache ride?”
To further prove that mustache rides are awesome, please look at the TOP 10 Mustache Ride GIFs.
Something tells me you’ll have a mustache before it’s over.