Top 10 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Should Be Time’s “Person of the Year”

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Miley “Person of the Year” Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is currently leading the reader’s poll for Time Magazine’s “Person of the Year” award. Click here to see the poll results.

If Miley wins “Person of the Year”, she’ll finally have something in common with Mahatma Gandhi, FDR, JFK, Martin Luther King Jr., and the Apollo 8 Austornauts besides smoking tons of weed.

Of course, it’s not up to the readers. The editors of Time Magazine have final say. Plus it seems that the reader’s poll has been hacked, either to prevent Edward Snowden, the NSA surveillance leaker, from being “Person of the Year” or just to troll people because…well…you know…internet.

Regardless of the hacking, I truly believe that Miley Cyrus should be Time’s “Person of the Year”. Miley should win not only because a woman hasn’t won the award since former President of the Philippines Corazon Aquino won in 1986, but because she fucking killed it this year. You might even say she came into 2013 like a wrecking ball…she never hit so hard in love…all she wanted was to break your walls…

Ok that’s enough of that. Here are the Top 10 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Should Be Time’s “Person of the Year”

10. This movie

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9. Bodysuit + cameltoe combo

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8. Underboob aficionado

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7. One-boob aficionado

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6. Crotch grabbing

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5. Smokes

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4. Fishnets

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3. Good hygiene

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2. Chicago Bulls fan

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1. Girl can twerk

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As you can see, we can do a lot worse than making Miley Cyrus “Person of the Year”.

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Published on: November 28, 2013

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